Chapter 34 Zimuhe is too scary, let's not be a male mother!
"The Zimu River is coming soon!"
"Boatman, since you don't want to go, we will buy this ship!"
The road from Pansiling to the Daughter Country is actually not smooth.
After all, according to the disaster in the original plot, Shituoling and Pansi Cave are connected, but from Pansi Cave to the Daughter Kingdom, there are many hardships and monsters in between.
Fortunately, the actual distance is not that far. If the previous series of disasters all occurred in the land of Tianzhu, this series of disasters actually revolve around the neighboring countries of the Jisai Kingdom.
So even though Sanzang had difficulty moving, he was carried by a white dragon horse and made it all the way to the river and successfully boarded a boat.
However, what surprised Monk Bajie was that when the river branched, the old boatman refused to go towards the West Liang Kingdom until Huang Shang offered to buy his boat.
Seeing that the boatman was willing to sell the guy who was eating and not to go near it, Bajie kept asking: "Old man, what are you doing for? Tell me, otherwise I really won't be able to sleep!"
Seeing them looking like they were asking for answers, the boatman sighed: "Old man? Guess how old I am this year?"
Bajie: "Sixty?"
Sha Seng: "Not confused?"
"I am twenty-five this year."
After hearing this, the old boatman silently shed tears from his cheeks and gesticulated: "Last year, my arms were so strong and my hair was so much. As a result, I entered the Western Liang Kingdom by mistake. I spent ten months there, and this is what happened after I came out.
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Bajie and Sha Seng were shocked when they saw the old boatman's skinny appearance with white hair.
Huang Shang was also a little shocked.
You can actually stay for ten months?
Journey to the West Little Pig!
But obviously, Bajie and Sha Seng did not understand the warning of the old boatman, and still entered the river that represented infinite risks without any worries.
After putting it on, the monkey took care of Sanzang, scratched his head and thought about how to find the antidote, and then beat the goblin to death, while the little white dragon applied toilet water to remove the bites.
Soon, the Bible preaching team officially entered the Zimu River.
This place is also known as the "River of Male Mothers". Those who want to become male mothers can do so here. Just take a sip of the river water and the effect will be extraordinary. Within an hour, you will have good news. Compared with the three-month marriage after a flash marriage with the goddess,
The crystallization of love is born in a month and the results are immediate.
Coming to this famous place, Huang Shang naturally wanted to study its composition and structure.
He stood on the bow of the boat, his true energy was surging, he looked at the ripples in the river, and felt a pure Yang Qi coming towards his face.
The Golden Crow also has the Qi of the Supreme Yang, but it is fierce and vast and difficult to approach, just like the sun. And this Qi of the Supreme Yang, perhaps because it blends into the river, is very soft. No wonder it can be combined with the Yin Qi of the woman, and the Yin and Yang can be reconciled.
, direct conception.
"In this river... no, in the country, there must be a yin and yang treasure to have such a unique environment!"
Huang Shang made some observations and came to the conclusion, but he had no idea of obtaining the treasure.
After all, this kind of treasure that created a country has been integrated with the Xiliang Kingdom. When the time is right, it may leave naturally and let the place return to normal. If it is taken out rashly, there will be a disaster and all life will be ruined.
He doesn't want it himself, but he wants to prevent the gods and demons from the lower world.
The two sides, the Speaker and the Dragon Queen, will inevitably fight crazily around the "Huang" card, and they will do whatever they can to reduce their damage to the world.
"Um?"
At this moment, his face changed, and he suddenly felt a powerful breath passing from the bottom of the river: "Be careful!"
Boom!
As soon as the warning was raised, there was a loud noise, and the boat was pushed up, and the bow of the boat tilted directly. Bajie and Sha Seng were caught off guard and rolled back, almost hitting Sanzang who could not move. Fortunately, the monkey reacted quickly and
Knock them open one by one with a stick.
The next moment, the river water splashed all over the sky, and a dragon broke out of the water, flicked its tail at everyone, and then got back into the mother river.
"Don't drink the water, spit it out quickly!"
Huang Shang immediately turned around and shouted to everyone.
Too late!
Everyone was showered all over their heads and faces. Except for Sanzang who used his energy to force out the poison and closed his five senses, the rest of the monkeys, Bajie, Sha Seng and Xiao Bailong were not prepared, and the river water splashed more or less.
Entered the mouth and entered the stomach.
Of course, this was not an accident, but was planned.
"Nine-headed worm? One link after another, it's really not bad!"
This hurried dragon was most likely arranged by the Nine-Headed Insect. It first stung Sanzang with the scorpion spirit, and then took advantage of the location of the Zimu River to attack the male mother. This series of arrangements is really remarkable.
And soon, Bajie, who had drunk the most, hugged his stomach and screamed: "Brother Monkey, why does my stomach hurt all of a sudden? Look at this unsatisfactory..."
The monkey scolded: "You idiot, what are you talking about? You are also the Marshal of Tianpeng, and now you are the envoy of Jingtai. How could you... Oops!"
Bajie was amused when he saw it: "Are you feeling pain too? You still have to fight to defeat the Buddha. If it hurts, it still hurts the same!"
The monkey was about to curse, but he bent down and heard two voices next to him yelling.
It's Sha Monk and Little White Dragon.
The group was destroyed.
No, this is about to have a baby.
"Master Sanwu, who are we?"
Huang Shang sighed: "The baby formed a fetal image in vain. The mother-in-law performed the power easily. The water in the mother-child river is different. If you drink it, the yin and yang will combine. I'm afraid you will have a holy pregnancy!"
Monkey, Bajie, Sha Seng and Little White Dragon all blinked their eyes, full of confusion: "Master, what did you say?"
Huang Shangdao: "You are just happy."
Monkey, Bajie, Sha Monk and Little White Dragon:ヽ(*.>Д)o゜x4
The monkey became a statue, and the other three gasped and cried together.
Tears welled up in Bajie's eyes, and he cried so hard: "Here in the wilderness, there is no one around, not even a gentle and steady woman, but what should we do?"
Sha Monk rolled up his sleeves, covered his face, and cried silently: "I think I need to find a doctor, buy some abortion pills, take them, and have an abortion!"
The little white dragon was crying and slapping the dragon's tail on the boat: "I have no shame in going back to see Xihai's father!"
Thinking about how difficult it is for a pure-blooded dragon to conceive, if he really gives birth to a child and goes back, the Dragon King of the West Sea may not be happy enough to marry another wife. But now the Dragon King of the West Sea wants to see his daughter-in-law, but he can only point to himself. What should he do?
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Seeing that the morale of the sutra transmission team suddenly collapsed, maybe after Sanzang detoxified him, he found his four disciples, one of whom was holding a child. Huang Shang inexplicably thought of Bu Jingyun holding Jianchen's child in Fengyun.
Standing next to Nie Feng, with the subtitles of our family, I was inspired.
Grass!
"Don't panic, I've figured out a solution!"
In desperation, Master Sanwu could only continue to act as a fortune teller and make calculations with his fingers.
In his mind, something like this seemed to appear
Sister Wang, what should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly?
Go to Jieyang Mountain, find the Immortal Ruyi, and have a safe abortion in three minutes!
Delay in learning the scriptures?
Don’t delay, have the abortion today, and hit the road tomorrow. Remember, Jie Yangshan, find the Immortal Ruyi!
"Jie Yang Mountain is the place where the situation is broken. You guys protect Sanzang here. I'll come back as soon as I go!"
Huang Shang knew that the Nine-Headed Insect must have a back-up plan, so he waved his hand and released the Nine-Ling Yuan Sheng: "You take care of it. If there are any monsters close by, take them all down. Come back and listen to me!"
"o(n_n)ogood!"
The nine heads of Jiu Ling Yuan Sheng were beaming with joy, and they almost had the joy of schadenfreude etched on the lion's face as he nodded repeatedly.
Huang Shang nodded, first took the alms bowl and ladled a basin full of water from the Zimu River, then spread out the Kunpeng wings on his back and headed due south.
Jieyang Mountain is only more than thirty miles away from here. For the wings made from Kunpeng's bones, it is just a stone's throw away. With a slight flutter, he reached the top of the mountain and looked down.
Sure enough, there was a Taoist temple standing there. Carriages came and went, and those who got off were all wealthy daughters surrounded by maids. They were very prosperous.
This Ruyi True Immortal is not a native of the daughter's country, but he is a good businessman. He built a Juxian Temple on the Luangtai Spring. Anyone who asks for water must give a gift of red flowers, a plate of sheep wine and fruit, and a sincere donation, that is,
Abortion fees will be charged.
Just imagine that in a place like the Land of Women, if you want to give birth, you have to give birth. Anyone who wants to have an abortion is a young lady from a wealthy family. She thinks that the fetus will not work, so she will be aborted. If she wants to drink water at a good time, maybe she can still have the baby.
Repeat over and over again.
In this way, children will be able to win at the starting line when they start with liquids.
With such family conditions, there will be a shortage of money and treasures. Isn't that a sure thing?
Therefore, in recent years, Juxian'an's monopoly business has been booming, making money every day.
And this Ruyi True Immortal is also the younger brother of the Bull Demon King. In the original plot, he fought with Wukong because Red Boy was taken away by Guanyin. He was one of the few enemies that Wukong defeated with his own ability. It is conceivable that he is very weak.
Knowing that, Huang Shang arranged Jiuling Yuansheng next to Sanzang and came alone with the resident.
It is the most convenient for the evil king to enter and exit such places. There is no need to buy a ticket at all. He can go straight in and out. Huang Shang jumped across the front yard with a swagger.
Those Taoist priests who turned into little monsters were introducing the cycle of abortion and pregnancy to the rich ladies. They were unaware of this, so they came to the backyard unimpeded and saw a wellhead surrounded by flowers.
He also filled it with wishes written on sticky notes, just like a wishing tree.
Huang Shang glanced at it and found that his wishes for the next generation were very simple. They could be summed up in four words:
There is a man.
The singles almost cried when they saw it.
It's a pity that drought will kill you, and floods will kill you.
Huang Shang's eyes jumped over these notes and came to the mouth of the well. He found that it was quite deep inside, about ten feet below, and there was well water.
The well water is rippling with blue waves and has a very special color. If you feel it carefully, the breath seems to be able to separate yin and yang, just like knocking out the fetus after the yin and yang are combined.
And there was no one nearby to guard it, so it seemed to be easily accessible.
But Huang Shang did not take water directly.
He turned his eyes, looked at the room deep in the Taoist temple, and pointed out with a snap of his finger.
Whoosh!
The next moment, a Taoist priest came out of the air, holding a pair of hooks in his hands, and cursed: "Where did the wild monk dare to attack the Taoist master?"
This is the true immortality of wishful thinking.
Huang Shang's eyes were shining brightly. Although he didn't have piercing eyes, through the fluctuations of his life breath, he discovered that this person was really bad. He was from a poor race and had insufficient Taoism and cultivation. No wonder he couldn't defeat the Buddhist Sutra Wukong.
That being the case, you're welcome.
He raised his fingers and pressed it directly.
Jiuling Yuansheng is far away by the Zimu River, but with the magic weapon of Tianzhihaijiao, he can still borrow a certain degree of power. This move uses five hundred years of skill, and uses the thunder and lightning to
The momentum went down.
Immortal Ruyi roared loudly and came forward happily without fear.
This monk's cultivation level is similar to his, but not that of Tripitaka, so what should he be afraid of?
However, he didn't know that if his cultivation level were to be similar, Sanzang wouldn't dare to come into contact with the Master Sanwu in front of him, and he would have to avoid his sharp edge!
Seven Immortals!
Close! Return! Melt! Empty! Demon!
Huang Shang used the five moves to play with the Ruyi True Immortal in the palm of his hand. At first, this guy was able to roar the wind and thunder and spit out fragrance. However, after only ten moves, he was drowned by the roar of the wind and was overwhelmed.
When he gets angry, his mouth opens wide unconsciously.
Huang Shang found the right moment and shot a water arrow.
Ruyi Zhenxian was caught off guard, or it was useless to be prepared. He didn't even have time to close his mouth, so he just swallowed the whole thing.
"What did you give me to drink?"
Ruyi Zhenxian suddenly changed color.
"What do you think?"
Huang Shang smiled slightly.
"ah!"
After ten more moves, Ruyi Zhenxian covered his stomach and screamed. What was even more exaggerated was that his stomach bulged at a speed visible to the naked eye, like a watermelon.
Yes, he is pregnant.
Because when Huang Shang came, he used a bowl to scoop out a whole bowl of water from the Zimu River. Immortal Ruyi drank much more than the four disciples.
Treat others in their own way!
If you let dragons attack ships and deliberately allow Tripitaka's disciples to reproduce the next generation, then don't blame me for letting you be a male mother too!
"The birth spring water! The birth spring water!"
At this moment, Huang Shang stopped his hand, and Ruyi Zhenxian rushed back to his room, rummaged through the cabinets, and finally took out a gourd from the depths.
Just as he was about to drink it, Huang Shang took it from him: "Is this the real birth spring water?"
"Give it to me! Give it to me!"
Ruyi Zhenxian's canthus was about to burst, so he rushed over to snatch it.
Huang Shang calmly said: "Isn't there a lot of spring water? Why do you have to get it from the gourd? What did you do to the well outside?"
Immortal Ruyi hugged her belly and could no longer keep the secret: "I was poisoned by scorpion, and I will not recover until a year later! Ah! It hurts me so much! Give me spring water, please, give it to me!"
For a year, the children all drew lots!
Huang Shang shook the gourd: "Then what's going on?"
Ruyi Zhenxian had no choice but to tell the truth: "The Prince Consort asked us to pollute the water, but the ladies in the city would come to ask for water. I stayed here specifically to keep... The child kicked me! The child kicked me!"
Give it to me!"
"I would like to give it to you, but you are too wicked!"
Huang Shang looked at the small bottle in his hand. If this guy hadn't been greedy for money and secretly hid a bottle, Sanzang would really be a master.
As expected, the Nine-Headed Insect has made so many arrangements to target the sutra transmission team, and the possibility that this Abortion Spring will not do anything is too low.
Fortunately, he used this method to test and get the real birth spring water.
This is also a glimmer of opportunity.
As for this Ruyi True Immortal...
I'm afraid Red Boy will have a peer!
"No!"
Huang Shang collected the spring water, flicked his sleeves, and put away the desperate Ruyi True Immortal. The disciples in front of him who had turned into human forms would bring harm to the daughter country, so he also took them with him. With a pair of wings, he flew high into the sky and transformed into