"Remember, reincarnators do not have fatal weaknesses based on common sense. Whether it is the heart, neck or head, it cannot be used as a judgment of death. Their screams and weakness may be disguises. The only way is to chop their bodies into pieces.
To ensure death, break it into pieces, burn it to ashes, and finally scatter the ashes.
"Follow my movements, one, two, three, Yang (┏(＾0＾)┛)!"
"Yang(┏(゜ー゜)┛)!"
"This is only an initial reassurance, but it also prevents the souls of the reincarnated people from leaving early and seizing other people's bodies. Therefore, we must not relax or talk nonsense. Sew your mouth during the battle, keep the words in your heart, and wait until
When it’s time to raise ashes, say it louder.”
"Coach, I have a question. At that time, I said, what if the ashes get into the mouth?"
"Peter Parker, your question is very good, so don't say a word. Will it stifle you to death?"
"It will drive you crazy..."
"Deal well with the reincarnators. If you don't want your family and friends to be kidnapped by the reincarnators as a threat...if you don't want the people of New York to sacrifice innocently...are your eyes used to the explosions in New York?"
"We don't have it, it's impossible, you're talking nonsense."
"Well, don't worry about the people of New York. Next, I will teach you about the life-saving methods of reincarnators, how to interrupt teleportation, the most efficient pursuit, and knowledge."
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Seeing that the training ground was full of joy, the coach was willing to teach, and the students were willing to listen, Nick Fury smiled happily.
What a fart!
"Fuck Fuck!"
Nick Fury clenched his fists, revealing a light as if he was facing a formidable enemy.
His plan was originally very good, to make the reincarnation in front of him, who was so powerful that he could easily ravage the Hulk, become the trainer of the superhero.
Not only can it enhance combat effectiveness, but it can also provide a deeper understanding.
No matter whether the other party's purpose is to form a real alliance or to take advantage of it in a despicable way, if you leave something behind first, we won't lose.
Unexpectedly, the opponent started from the first lesson and kept saying "kill people and spread ashes", all of which were killer moves.
Fortunately, everyone listened with great interest and there was not much objection.
There are the gentle Dr. Banner and Little Spider who is still in school!
"These superheroes inevitably do whatever they want and cannot let the tiger in them escape."
"But the other party's intelligence doesn't sound like it's false. The opportunity to understand the enemy is rare..."
Nick Fury hesitated, and finally decided to stand still.
As the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., he is not a merciful person. Over the years, many enemies have committed suicide by being shot thirteen times in the back. If the enemies are really that terrible, in the past, superheroes would try to capture them alive if they could.
The attitude really needs to change.
After all, these are outsiders, why should they be limited to American laws?
"Wanda (Scarlet Witch) stays to make up lessons, and everyone else can go."
At this moment, the coach's upright voice came from inside, and a group of superheroes, large and small, came out, their faces were excited and confused, and there was a feeling of reshaping their outlook on life. Among them, Little Spider was still subconsciously doing the ashes raising
action.
Such a kind child!
Nick Fury walked up to him, looked at Tony, and winked.
The two came to a secret conference room, where Captain America Steve was already waiting. The three Avengers gathered and discussed the course just now.
After confirming the highest level of isolation inside and outside, Tony's cynical expression disappeared and he said seriously: "According to the emperor's personal demonstration, four-star is an otherworldly level. This level completely surpasses mortals. Its biological functions are compared to those in the universe."
All powerful species are much stronger, and our anti-personnel weapons have basically lost their lethal effect.”
Captain America said: "And the reincarnations are mercenaries of the main temple. They compulsively carry out orders. If they fail to complete the task, they will be punished. When the punishment accumulates to a certain level, they will die. Forced by this system, they are a group of real war fighters.
A madman’s unscrupulous behavior is completely to be expected.”
Nick Fury said: "So you agree with his teaching methods and kill him?"
Captain America fell silent, and Tony nodded without hesitation: "Of course, what we want to protect is the peace of the earth. In special times, we must implement the most severe measures!"
After a pause, a glimmer of light flashed in his eyes: "I will arm the earth with armor, no matter what the cost!"
Nick Fury's expression changed: "You want to restart the 'Ultron' experiment with Dr. Pym? Have you forgotten Captain Marvel's warning?"
Tony spread his hands: "Of course I haven't forgotten, the omnic crisis. Those powerful alien civilizations have the strictest control over robots. Intelligent devices are all auxiliary and do not give them the opportunity to operate independently..."
Nick Fury said solemnly: "The three major empires and the Nova Corps have all experienced the Omnic Crisis. That crisis directly reduced the advanced civilization of the universe by one-third. The speed of the evolution of Omnic Civilization is leapfrog, so fast that
No one has time to resist!"
"So after finally using the quantum virus to resolve the omnic crisis, all races in the universe have strict control over the use of intelligent machines. I know all this and have studied it many times!"
Tony smiled frivolously, but his tone was very firm: "But that was without the threat of Thanos, the fusion of another universe, and the advent of reincarnations. Now that we can even form an alliance with reincarnations, why can't we trust robots? Javi
Si, do you agree with my point of view?"
"Of course, Mr. Stark, I will always be by your side."
A gentle voice sounded, if it didn't come from Tony's watch, it seemed to come from the mouth of a gentleman.
Nick Fury frowned.
It has to be said that the appearance of the four-star reincarnation emperor completely disrupted his plan.
In the face of absolute power, those previous calculations seemed ridiculous. If he wanted to increase his power, Tony's preparations were obviously better.
He looked at Captain America, and Steve shrugged: "Sorry, I'm not very good at using smartphones yet."
As an old man who has been frozen under the ice for many years and has just woken up, I really have no say in such topics.
Seeing the heavy atmosphere, Tony looked at the screen and suddenly said: "They are coming out!"
On the screen, Huang Shang took Wanda, the scarlet witch, as they walked out talking and laughing.
At this time, they had moved from the helicarrier to the Avengers base on the ground. After the day's training, it was time to go to New York City for a drink.
"We can't leave Wanda alone, I have to follow them."
Tony was righteous and looked at Steve: "What about you?"
Steve shook his head: "I won't go, he's not very interested in me."
Of course Huang Shang is not very interested in Team America. Anyway, no matter how he improves, it is still a 50-50 split. Training this kind of superhero is the most boring thing.
As for others such as Hawkeye, Black Widow, and Little Spider, Huang Shang also looked down upon them. There were only three people he trained who could cause heavy casualties to the reincarnators in the West District.
Thor, Hulk and Scarlet Witch.
These three are also the most capable Avengers in the original plot, with the highest ceilings.
The God of Thunder was originally a member of the Asa clan and was the most innately powerful. Although he is very young now, only two thousand years old, which is some time away from his peak of more than three thousand years old, his conventional combat effectiveness is well deserved.
If Thor has age, the Hulk's upper limit depends on his rage. As long as his mental power is properly channeled and exploded, everything can be smashed. He can be called a resident killer. His growth routes are also very rich and he can conduct a variety of experiments.
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As for the Scarlet Witch, she was incredibly powerful in the original plot. Her abilities were chaos magic, creation and annihilation of matter, and the key to modifying the probability of cause and effect.
Maybe some friends would like to ask, Uncle Emperor, what is modified causal probability?
To give a simple example, a reincarnator is faced with a major choice. One road leads to success, and the other leads to destruction. He originally wanted to make the right choice, but under the influence of the Scarlet Witch's ability, he will unconsciously go down the wrong path.
, and think this is his own idea.
As for the more perverted ones, there is a classic scene where the Scarlet Witch said "May there be no more mutants in the world". The number of mutants in the world instantly changed from millions to more than a hundred, and 99.99% of them were
The mutants have all been modified.
So at this time, he was giving the Scarlet Witch extra lessons and starting a small business, all for the sake of the next big plan.
I haven't seen "Oldboy" and I don't know about the uncut version.
"Hey, would you mind taking me one?"
The two of them had just arrived at the entrance of the base when they saw a sexy figure walking over, revealing the brightness of a big light bulb.
"Tony is a big piece of shit!"
Wanda's bright smile disappeared instantly, revealing a disgusting little expression.
Huang Shang didn't ask, but judging from the relationship, the parents of Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver did not die from weapons manufactured by Stark Industries in this world, so there is no plot about killing Tony in Avengers 2.
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Magneto breathed a sigh of relief.
However, the Scarlet Witch obviously has a very bad opinion of Tony. After all, he is a super playboy. Not to mention that the smell of women on his body is different every day, even the smell is different in the morning, noon and evening...
So, Huang Shang smiled and said, "I don't mind."
Tony had already expected it and waved his hand not far away: "Hey! You came just in time!"
With the crisp sound of high heels hitting the ground, Little Pepper swayed over and showed a generous and decent smile to everyone.
This really is the best kind wife. Without Pepper, Tony, whether in the comics or in the movie, has become a semi-wasted person.
Seeing that Tony had brought all his family members with him, Wanda couldn't bear Pepper's invitation, so she agreed.
Along the way, Tony was chatting away, chatting all over the place, and Xiaojiao added a few words from time to time, which were all just right. It wasn't until Huang Shang started to teach her how to deal with reincarnations that the CEO's secretary, who was used to the market, had a stiff smile.
stand up.
"Isn't this person an anti-social murderer?"
"no."
"Huh, that's good!"
"He taught the killer..."
After talking to Tony, Little Pepper didn't dare to take him to a crowded luxury restaurant. On Tony's suggestion, she came to a small restaurant with a unique taste.
Huang Shang took a look, isn't this the restaurant with the Easter egg in the last episode of Avengers Alliance?
"Boss, three cheeseburgers with four times the cheese!"
Tony ordered his favorite food and said to Huang Shang and Wanda: "You guys eat well and drink well!"
Wanda: "..."
Billionaires are used to eating delicacies from the sea, but instead like the simplest food, and then invite ordinary families to eat hamburgers.
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Huang Shang doesn't care, after all, his wealth is even more terrifying, and he strives for the main temple.
When he rests in the main temple on weekdays, the delicacies he enjoys are all top-notch ingredients from all over the world. Occasionally, he eats a burger, which is really good...
I don’t miss it, it tastes really bad!
He took a few bites, but couldn't stand the tooth-droppingly sweet taste. He put it down and looked at Tony: "You want to see me for something?"
Tony said: "I have a plan about an army of intelligent machines. Unfortunately, Nick Fury does not agree, because the advanced civilizations in the universe are very wary of intelligent machines. You have been to many worlds and have seen similar situations.
?”
"So that's the case. I have to say, I agree with Nick Fury..."
Huang Shang took out his mobile phone, selected a few movies, and played them at five times the speed: "If you place your hopes on the mechanical army, let alone Thanos' infinite army, even the level of the reincarnation will be taken advantage of by the enemy.
.”
"Slow down...slow down...cough cough cough!"
Tony almost choked when he was multi-tasking, so Pepper quickly gave him some relief.
After Tony recovered, he said solemnly: "Can the reincarnator even control the machine army?"
Huang Shangdao: "I don't rule out similar abilities. After all, it is easier to control a robot with unified commands than to control a superhero with a strong will. Unless you have some special means to absolutely avoid this kind of situation."
Tony looked thoughtful, and then he really choked.
"Water...water..."
Wanda was very happy to see it. Her eyes moved and she looked towards the door again.
As soon as her eyes fell, the door was pushed open and a sturdy black man walked in.
From his face alone, I couldn't tell how old he was. Nick Fury was over seventy, but he still looked like he was thirty. The programmers were envious.
But from the perspective of physical function, this person is very young, full of vitality and explosiveness.
"Good guy, a truly ordinary person is here."
Huang Shang didn't need to look to know that this was the richest superhero in the world, Black Panther!
It's definitely not an exaggeration. You have to know that Tony Stark is so arrogant. His personal assets are only 12.4 billion, which is equivalent to 124 small goals, and the company's assets are 600 billion.
The Black Panther's personal assets have reached a terrifying 500 billion, and the company's (national) assets are 10.4 trillion.
By the way, Batman's personal assets are 9.2 billion, and Wayne Enterprises' assets are 180 billion.
These three are all superheroes of average status, but the poorest one is actually Batman, and the richest one is Black Panther, who said Wakanda is going to end.
In terms of physical ability, a Black Panther can beat up more than fifty Batemans.
Nothing else, vibranium is too valuable.
Huang Shangdu is interested in vibranium. Even in the current imperial city, the more the better, this kind of material is available.
Unfortunately, Black Panther has not yet integrated into the Avengers family and is not one of his students, so it is not easy to collect tuition fees.
It doesn't matter, won't this opportunity come?
Seeing that there was actually a table of customers in this remote shop, Black Panther looked at them in surprise and walked to the front: "Boss, please order a medium-rare pizza."
Wow, this taste!
Now that there was an outsider, Tony stopped talking about his grand plan and concentrated on watching the show. He quickly increased the speed to ten times. After watching it, he showed it to Pepper and then turned on the spoiler mode: "This guy is bad."
." "The male protagonist is a scumbag and dies in the end." "I didn't expect it. I didn't expect it when I watched it for the first time!"
Not to mention that Pepper wanted to strangle him to death, the Black Panther at the next table couldn't stand it any longer. He was eating a medium-rare pizza and rolled his eyes at Tony.
But before he could perform his superhero act of justice, the door was opened again. This time a cloaked figure appeared, walked to the counter, and a woman's voice sounded: "Give me a portion of whatever they are eating.
!”
Her dress was so outstanding that everyone's eyes were gathered towards her unconsciously. When she heard this voice, Wanda's brows moved slightly, as if she had heard that strong and domineering tone somewhere.
The boss was happy to have completed a business, counting today's income, and was ready to contribute to ****.
The woman in the cloak found a seat and sat down. First she ate a quadruple cheeseburger and fell into deep thought. Then she ate a medium-rare pizza and fell into silence.
She couldn't bear it anymore, so she lifted her hat, and her silky hair spread out. It was black, long and straight, the kind that could be used in a shampoo commercial, but her green skin made her boss yell: "Alien?"
"
A burger seller knows about aliens, which shows how desperate New York is.
The key is that this alien is different from ordinary ones. Wanda changed her color and stood up: "She is Gamora! A subordinate of Thanos!"
After hearing this, Tony and Pepper immediately abandoned the show, took out their steel suits and put on fighting postures.
Huang Shang glanced sideways.
It's true that Tony's steel suit is gold and red, but Pepper's green suit color always seems to imply something.
Fortunately, we don't need to go to Iron Man III. Pepper had good fighting ability in the original plot and was a real superhero. Now that he has a suit, he doesn't have to worry about being a drag. Instead, he should worry about the life of the restaurant and the boss.
"I'm Gamora-Jane Hobeli-Ben-Titan!"
Fortunately, the green-skinned girl didn't seem to have any intention of taking action. She turned a blind eye to their vigilance and spoke.
This Legion’s top assassin, who has titles such as “The Last Survivor of the Zehouberi”, “The Most Dangerous Zehouberi in the Universe”, “Thanos’ Sweet Little Jacket”, etc., gave a solemn introduction to himself.
Looking at Huang Shang, he extended an invitation:
"My great father, Thanos, appreciates your bravery and fearlessness, and invites you to join the Legion. You will be eligible to compete for the position of the Four Generals!"