"Uncle, I..." As soon as Banggeng spoke, the candy in his mouth was in the way. He hurriedly took out the candy wrapper, carefully wrapped the candy, and continued like a young adult, "Uncle Du, I have something to ask you.
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"Say~" Du Fei was a little curious.
"Um...my stupid uncle wants to have sex with our class teacher Ran." Bangge considers himself an adult, and when it comes to sex, he is not as shy as children of the same age. Instead, he tries to imitate the sophistication of adults.
Du Fei looked at his lame appearance and secretly found it interesting.
"Hmm~ It seems that there is something like this." Du Ying said, "I heard that I asked the third uncle to help introduce it."
"Third uncle..." Banggeng curled his lips, with a trace of contempt in his eyes, and then said slyly, "Uncle, let me tell you, the third uncle is such a stingy man, he took the stupid uncle's things but didn't do anything. Hehe~ Isn't that right?
Did Uncle Silly steal his bicycle wheel if he found out?"
Du Fei pretended that he had just found out, "Hey, it was Shazhu who co-authored the three masters' car wheels!" .??.
Bang Gang hurriedly said, "Uncle Du, please don't spread the word!"
Du Fei laughed and said, "I'm not an old woman who talks about my wife everywhere."
Bangge nodded in agreement.
Du Fei asked, "Man, what do you mean by having sex with me?"
Banggeng was stunned for a moment, and then he beamed. He liked this title, and said quickly, "Uncle, it's the end of the year soon, and I haven't paid my tuition fees yet! In a few days, Teacher Ran will definitely come to visit to remind me to pay my tuition fees. By then... Silly...
Uncle called me, does this mean that I have introduced a partner to Uncle Silly?"
Du Fei immediately knew what was going on and nodded, "Yes~ of course forget it!"
I also understood BangGeng’s idea, to help SiZhu find a partner so as not to bother his mother.
Banggeng's eyes lit up and he laughed and said, "Then...can I also ask Uncle Silly for some benefits? When he went to the third uncle, he gave him a lot of good things!"
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"According to what you said, there's nothing wrong with asking Silly Zhu for some benefits." Du Fei chuckled and said, "But since you came to ask me, you must have other ideas?"
Banggeng pursed his lips, nodded and said, "Uncle, I think~ Uncle Silly has helped our family a lot over the years. He has yet to find a partner at such an old age, so I introduced Teacher Ran to him and asked him to
The good thing...isn't it too manly? Besides, now I help you with the chickens, and my mother gives me fifty cents a month. After one semester, I can earn all my tuition fees."
Du Fei thought to himself, "Sure enough, the economic base determines the superstructure. If Bangge can make money, his thinking will be different."
"It's okay~" Du Fei took a sip of hot tea, "I know that Silly Zhu helped your family. Since you understand everything, why do you come here to ask me?"
Bangzi scratched the back of his head and said, "I'm not sure myself, and my family is full of old women. I just thought that Uncle Du, you must know what to do."
Du Fei laughed and said, "You're still a chauvinist!"
The stick sticks out its chest.
Du Fei said, "Just say this to me, don't let your mother hear it, be careful of your butt."
The eggplant suddenly deflated and he subconsciously reached out to cover his butt.
Then he suddenly remembered that he was still in front of Du Fei, and immediately blushed.
Du Fei waved his hand and said, "Okay, go ahead, it's fine according to your own ideas."
"Hey, uncle, I'm back then." Just when Banggeng was feeling ashamed, Rumeng Dashe quickly changed his shoes and ran out.
But at this moment, Xiaowu's big head looked out from the edge of the stairs, his eyes fierce.
Staring at the back of Gong who was tying his shoelaces.
At this moment, Du Fei felt that Xiao Wu's emotions contained deep malice.
Looking back at Xiaowu, Du Fei called over.
"Meow~"
Xiao Wu walked out gracefully step by step, the fierceness in his eyes disappeared, and lazily jumped to Du Fei's side.
He stretched out his hand and rubbed Xiaowu's big head. Du Fei was very clear about Xiaowu and Banggian's grudges.
It's just that Xiaowu has never met Bangge before.
As Bangge went out, closed the door and disappeared from sight, Xiaowu's resentment eased a little.
Du Fei stroked Xiaowu's back hair and said calmly, "You can find opportunities to retaliate, but don't kill anyone."
"Meow~"
Xiao Wu immediately became energetic, raised his front legs, reciprocated the favor, stuck out his tongue, turned around and licked the palm of Du Fei's hand to please him.
Du Fei then asked, "Remember to do it at night, don't expose yourself, and avoid trouble..."
In fact, Xiao Wu couldn't understand much just talking like this. Du Fei had to concentrate on conveying his emotions when speaking.
But at this moment, a scream suddenly came from outside, "Ouch, little bastard, you are so blind!"
Du Fei was stunned. The sound was like a duck quacking, and someone suddenly pinched his neck.
Then I heard Bangge's scolding, "You bastard! You're blind..."
Du Fei couldn't help but feel happy. He picked up Xiaowu and walked to the window to look out.
I saw Li Shengli looking unlucky, grinning and covering his crotch.
Bangge stood two meters away, staring at the other person with a tigerish face and a wolflike expression.
Li Shengli didn't know whether he was in pain or angry, so he pointed at Banggeng's hand. They all trembled.
You don't need to ask to know that Bangge must have run out just now, bumped into Li Shengli, and somehow touched his lifeline.
Seeing that they were about to fight, Du Fei didn't go out to mind his own business.
Although Banggeng had just left his house and was shouting loudly, the little wolfdog Banggeng had a very sour face and would fall out whenever he wanted.
As for Li Shengli, Du Fei had no friendship with him.
"You little bastard, I'm going to crush you to death!" Li Shengli was furious, enduring the pain and rushing forward to hit him with a stick.
Although Li Shengli has a fat head and a pink face, he is an adult after all.
When Banggeng saw him rushing towards him, a hint of youthful stubbornness flashed in his eyes.
But as Li Shengli approached with a distorted expression, Banggeng gradually had to raise his head in order to look at him, which made him finally choose to be a hero rather than suffer the immediate disadvantages.
Banggeng was very nimble. He first dodged to the side, bypassing Li Shengli's front, turned around and got into the corridor next to him, and then ran out of the Moon Gate like a gust of wind.
Li Shengli, however, looked like a stupid bear. He stepped over the railing of the corridor and even scratched his head, grinning in pain.
At this time, his father Li Guoqiang came out of the house and cursed impatiently, "Shengli, why are you howling! You're a disgrace."
Li Shengli immediately shut up. Feeling aggrieved, he ignored the pursuit and quietly followed his father back to the house.
At this time, the Li family's house was filled with gloom and gloom.
Aunt Li was lying on the bed with a sick look on her face, a wet towel covering her forehead, and big blisters all over her mouth.
Although Li Guoqiang did not fall ill, he was not much better than his wife. Originally, his hair was only gray on the temples, but now his head is more white than black.
Only Li Shengli, who was heartless, still looked as unlucky as before.