Chapter 155: Why Can't Silly Zhu Marry a Daughter-in-law
Du Fei stretched his neck and glanced behind the pretty widow. Sure enough, he didn't see Bangjie's unlucky kid. He chuckled and said, "Look at how anxious you are, do you think he hasn't drank? I think that kid has at least two taels."
Qin Huairu glared at him and said, "Then we can't let him drink blatantly! Will he become a drunkard when he grows up?"
"Okay, you have the final say." Du Fei picked up a peanut with his chopsticks, threw it into his mouth and chewed it while asking, "Have you read the book I asked you to read last time?"
Qin Huairu blushed and took a peek at the kitchen, fearing that Silly Zhu would hear it, and said "hmm" like a mosquito.
Du Fei leaned over and said, "Give me a chance to try it someday."
Qin Huairu rolled her eyes at him, stretched out her hand to pinch him, stood up and walked out.
At this time, Shazhu came out of the kitchen with a plate in his hand. He happened to see his back and shouted, "Hey~ Sister Qin, why are you still leaving? Didn't you tell me that BangGeng is here too?"
"You men are drinking, how can a child join in the fun?" Qin Huairu didn't stop, turned around and responded, then opened the curtain and walked out.
Silly Zhu didn't think much, put the dishes on the table, turned around and hit the cabinet door next to him.
He reached inside and touched a bottle of Erguotou first, but after thinking about it, he let go and grabbed an unopened bottle of Laofen wine next to him. He turned around and took it to the table, saying with a smile, "Let's drink some good wine today."
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Du Fei took a look and said, "Hey, Laofenjiu from Xinghua Village! Brother Zhuzhu, you can do it!"
As he said this, Du Fei picked up the wine bottle and looked at it with the manufacturing date of "September 1960"!
Although this wine is not as good as the Maotai that Xu Damao got from his father-in-law's pole, it is still quite good.
Silly Zhu smiled proudly, obviously very proud of this bottle of wine.
Du Fei estimated that with Silly Zhu's character, he was reluctant to buy such a good wine. Most likely, he went out to make a banquet for someone, and the host was happy and gave it to him.
"Brother Zhuzi, just make this bottle of wine. Today, I have to help you break it." Du Fei opened the bottle, and the aroma of Daqu wine suddenly wafted out.
Even though Moutai has always been the leader in liquor, Du Fei still likes the northern fragrant Daqu liquor in terms of taste alone.
There were no wine glasses on the table, so Silly Zhu took two small enamel jars and poured half a jar of wine into each of them, about three taels.
Silly Zhu was anxious, but Du Fei was not in a hurry. He took the chopsticks and ate and drank while not forgetting to praise Silly Zhu's cooking skills.
Although there are only four home-cooked dishes on the table, the taste is really different when it comes out of Si Zhu’s hands!
The wine has passed three rounds, and the food has passed the five flavors.
Du Fei then came to the main topic, "Brother Zhuzi, I have never understood. What is the deep hatred between you and Xu Damao that makes you want to fight each other as soon as we meet?"
Silly Zhu frowned and said, "You're talking about me, why are you talking about my grandson?"
Old God Du Fei said, "Let me tell you, half of the reason why you haven't married a wife yet is because of Xu Damao."
Shazhu stopped drinking the wine now, put his chopsticks on the bowl, and looked at Du Fei with a curious look on his face.
Du Fei smiled and said, "Let's put it this way~Brother Zhuzi, tell me what Lou Xiao'e, my sister Lou, looks like and what my character is like."
Silly Zhu licked his lips, a little embarrassed.
Du Fei teased, "No, Brother Zhuzhu, why are you so embarrassed? What else do you think about Sister Lou?"
Silly Zhu quickly waved his hand and said, "Hey~ I don't dare to talk nonsense!"
Du Fei said, "Don't use it." If not, can you tell me whether Lou Xiao'e is the best among all the ladies?"
Silly Zhu saw that Du Fei was not making fun of him and was not being pretentious this time, so he nodded.
"Isn't this the end?" Du Fei said, "Think about it~ You and Xu Damao have been fighting since childhood. If Xu Damao marries a daughter-in-law like Lou Xiao'e, with your temperament, you must be very serious. I, He Yuzhu's wife,
You can’t be worse than Lou Xiao’e! Brother Zhuzhu, just tell me if you have this idea in your heart?”
Silly Zhu's brows were squeezed into the character "Chuan" and he didn't say anything for a long time.
Du Fei continued, "But you also admitted just now that it is difficult to find a wife like Lou Xiao'e."
"Why should Damao do that?" Silly Zhu was furious and muttered. He picked up the enamel jar and took a sip of wine.
"I'm lucky, can you compare with me?" Du Fei laughed and rubbed salt on the wound. "Besides, you can't compare with Xu Damao's height of 1.8 meters, right? When someone goes out to see the sky, with his hair and clothes straightened, he stands at attention.
Girl, your mouth looks like honey, your bad temper is incomparable to others, right?"
Silly Zhu curled his lips and said, "The grandson only has this ability."
Du Fei said, "Don't be dissatisfied, those little girls are still doing this! Look at you, you are dressed in oil and twists, and you look like you are thirty-eight when you are twenty-eight. Brother Zhuzhu, think about it for yourself,
If you were a girl, who would you marry?"
Silly Zhu sat there, blinking his eyes, and suddenly his whole body became decadent.
Du Fei picked up the chopsticks and took a few more bites of vegetables.
After waiting for a while, he then said, "This is only one aspect. Besides, you have never understood what kind of wife you want to find."
Silly Zhu listened more seriously this time, Du Fei's words just now spoke to his heart.
It gave him a feeling of sudden enlightenment.
Damn it, it turns out that my inability to marry a wife all these years has been delayed by that bitch Lou Xiao'e!
Du Fei continued, "Brother Zhuzi, if you think about it carefully, why were the people introduced to you in the past so pornographic? Did you dislike them, or did they dislike you? In fact, your conditions are quite good within the scope of the steel rolling mill.
I'm a chef in the cafeteria, with a salary of thirty-seven and a half yuan a month, two and a half large north rooms, no father, no mother, no burden, just a girl, and she's getting married soon. Is it difficult to find a wife under these conditions?
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Silly Zhu's lips murmured twice, thinking that it wouldn't be difficult to tell him, I'm still single!
Du Fei, regardless of what he thought, took a mouthful of vegetables and stuffed it into his mouth. While chewing, he pointed his chopsticks at Silly Zhu's nose, "It's not because you are picky! I still remember that year someone introduced you to the woolen mill.
You are a girl with a good character and appearance. You think that a man has two tiger teeth, and you say that he is afraid of getting up in the middle of the night and biting you. Are you talking about this?"
Silly Zhu laughed sheepishly.
I vaguely remembered something like this: "Hey, buddy, you haven't seen those two tiger teeth. A dog may not be able to bite her. Can I not be scared when I look at her?"
Du Fei couldn't laugh or cry, "Okay, let's not talk about that. Let's talk about that cousin that Sister Qin introduced to you a few days ago. That girl is pretty! I met her at the bus station. She has a thin waist and round hips..."
Before Du Fei could finish speaking, Shazhu hurriedly interrupted, "Hey, stop it! It's not that I didn't take a liking to him this time. It was Xu Damao's grandson who caused trouble for me!"
Du Fei made a "cut" sound and said, "Come on, you're going to lie to the foreign devils! You don't dislike her having a rural registered permanent residence, and you're afraid that Xu Damao will laugh at you for marrying a rural girl, right?"
Silly Zhu's face turned red and he laughed bitterly. Du Fei stretched his neck and glanced behind the pretty widow, and sure enough he didn't see Bang Jian's unlucky kid. He chuckled and said, "Looking at your urgency, do you think he hasn't drank? I see."
That kid has at least two taels."
Qin Huairu glared at him and said, "Then we can't let him drink blatantly! Will he become a drunkard when he grows up?"
"Okay, you have the final say." Du Fei picked up a peanut with his chopsticks, threw it into his mouth and chewed it while asking, "Have you read the book I asked you to read last time?"
Qin Huairu blushed and took a peek at the kitchen, fearing that Silly Zhu would hear it, and said "hmm" like a mosquito.
Du Fei leaned over and said, "Give me a chance to try it someday."
Qin Huairu rolled her eyes at him, stretched out her hand to pinch him, stood up and walked out.
At this time, Shazhu came out of the kitchen with a plate in his hand. He happened to see his back and shouted, "Hey~ Sister Qin, why are you still leaving? Didn't you tell me that BangGeng is here too?"
"You men are drinking, how can a child join in the fun?" Qin Huairu didn't stop, turned around and responded, then opened the curtain and walked out.
Silly Zhu didn't think much, put the dishes on the table, turned around and hit the cabinet door next to him.
He reached inside and touched a bottle of Erguotou first, but after thinking about it, he let go and grabbed an unopened bottle of Laofen wine next to him. He turned around and took it to the table, saying with a smile, "Let's drink some good wine today."
"
Du Fei took a look and said, "Hey, Laofenjiu from Xinghua Village! Brother Zhuzhu, you can do it!"
As he said this, Du Fei picked up the wine bottle and looked at it with the manufacturing date of "September 1960"!
Although this wine is not as good as the Maotai that Xu Damao got from his father-in-law's pole, it is still quite good.
Silly Zhu smiled proudly, obviously very proud of this bottle of wine.
Du Fei estimated that with Silly Zhu's character, he was reluctant to buy such a good wine. Most likely, he went out to make a banquet for someone, and the host was happy and gave it to him.
"Brother Zhuzi, just make this bottle of wine. Today, I have to help you break it." Du Fei opened the bottle, and the aroma of Daqu wine suddenly wafted out.
Even though Moutai has always been the leader in liquor, Du Fei still likes the northern fragrant Daqu liquor in terms of taste alone.
There were no wine glasses on the table, so Silly Zhu took two small enamel jars and poured half a jar of wine into each of them, about three taels.
Silly Zhu was anxious, but Du Fei was not in a hurry. He took the chopsticks and ate and drank while not forgetting to praise Silly Zhu's cooking skills.
Although there are only four home-cooked dishes on the table, the taste is really different when it comes out of Si Zhu’s hands!
The wine has passed three rounds, and the food has passed the five flavors.
Du Fei then came to the main topic, "Brother Zhuzi, I have never understood. What is the deep hatred between you and Xu Damao that makes you want to fight each other as soon as we meet?"
Silly Zhu frowned and said, "You're talking about me, why are you talking about my grandson?"
Old God Du Fei said, "Let me tell you, half of the reason why you haven't married a wife yet is because of Xu Damao."
Shazhu stopped drinking the wine now, put his chopsticks on the bowl, and looked at Du Fei with a curious look on his face.
Du Fei smiled and said, "Let's put it this way~Brother Zhuzi, tell me what Lou Xiao'e, my sister Lou, looks like and what my character is like."
Silly Zhu licked his lips, a little embarrassed.
Du Fei teased, "No, Brother Zhuzhu, why are you so embarrassed? What else do you think about Sister Lou?"
Silly Zhu quickly waved his hand and said, "Hey~ I don't dare to talk nonsense!"
Du Fei said, "Don't use it." If not, can you tell me whether Lou Xiao'e is the best among all the ladies?"
Silly Zhu saw that Du Fei was not making fun of him and was not being pretentious this time, so he nodded.
"Isn't this the end?" Du Fei said, "Think about it~ You and Xu Damao have been fighting since childhood. If Xu Damao marries a daughter-in-law like Lou Xiao'e, with your temperament, you must be very serious. I, He Yuzhu's wife,
You can’t be worse than Lou Xiao’e! Brother Zhuzhu, just tell me if you have this idea in your heart?”
Silly Zhu's brows were squeezed into the character "Chuan" and he didn't say anything for a long time.
Du Fei continued, "But you also admitted just now that it is difficult to find a wife like Lou Xiao'e."
"Why should Damao do that?" Silly Zhu was furious and muttered. He picked up the enamel jar and took a sip of wine.
"I'm lucky, can you compare with me?" Du Fei laughed and rubbed salt on the wound. "Besides, you can't compare with Xu Damao's height of 1.8 meters, right? When someone goes out to see the sky, with his hair and clothes straightened, he stands at attention.
Girl, your mouth looks like honey, your bad temper is incomparable to others, right?"
Silly Zhu curled his lips and said, "The grandson only has this ability."
Du Fei said, "Don't be dissatisfied, those little girls are still doing this! Look at you, you are dressed in oil and twists, and you look like you are thirty-eight when you are twenty-eight. Brother Zhuzhu, think about it for yourself,
If you were a girl, who would you marry?"
Silly Zhu sat there, blinking his eyes, and suddenly his whole body became decadent.
Du Fei picked up the chopsticks and took a few more bites of vegetables.
After waiting for a while, he then said, "This is only one aspect. Besides, you have never understood what kind of wife you want to find."
Silly Zhu listened more seriously this time, Du Fei's words just now spoke to his heart.
It gave him a feeling of sudden enlightenment.
Damn it, it turns out that my inability to marry a wife all these years has been delayed by that bitch Lou Xiao'e!
Du Fei continued, "Brother Zhuzi, if you think about it carefully, why were the people introduced to you in the past so pornographic? Did you dislike them, or did they dislike you? In fact, your conditions are quite good within the scope of the steel rolling mill.
I'm a chef in the cafeteria, with a salary of thirty-seven and a half yuan a month, two and a half large north rooms, no father, no mother, no burden, just a girl, and she's getting married soon. Is it difficult to find a wife under these conditions?
"
Silly Zhu's lips murmured twice, thinking that it wouldn't be difficult to tell him, I'm still single!
Du Fei, regardless of what he thought, took a mouthful of vegetables and stuffed it into his mouth. While chewing, he pointed his chopsticks at Silly Zhu's nose, "It's not because you are picky! I still remember that year someone introduced you to the woolen mill.
You are a girl with a good character and appearance. You think that a man has two tiger teeth, and you say that he is afraid of getting up in the middle of the night and biting you. Are you talking about this?"
Silly Zhu laughed sheepishly.
I vaguely remembered something like this: "Hey, buddy, you haven't seen those two tiger teeth. A dog may not be able to bite her. Can I not be scared when I look at her?"
Du Fei couldn't laugh or cry, "Okay, let's not talk about that. Let's talk about that cousin that Sister Qin introduced to you a few days ago. That girl is pretty! I met her at the bus station. She has a thin waist and round hips..."
Before Du Fei could finish speaking, Shazhu hurriedly interrupted, "Hey, stop it! It's not that I didn't take a liking to him this time. It was Xu Damao's grandson who caused trouble for me!"
Du Fei made a "cut" sound and said, "Come on, you're going to lie to the foreign devils! You don't dislike her having a rural registered permanent residence, and you're afraid that Xu Damao will laugh at you for marrying a rural girl, right?"
Silly Zhu's face turned red and he laughed bitterly.