The first thousand six hundred and fifty-seven chapters lie flat and ridicule
"What do you technicians do for a living? The company pays a high price to support you, but you can't even solve this small problem?"
"A bunch of losers who usually shout about how great they are, but fall short at critical moments."
“When will it be ready?
If this continues, the company will be completely disgraced by you!"
...The senior executives of Weibo Company also came to the technical department, waiting and waiting, feeling anxious and couldn't help but scolded.
They had already released their big words before, and even made a decent countdown timer in order to enhance the sense of oppression.
As a result, there was a huge thunderstorm, and the first raindrop did not fall. It was really laughable.
Now Weibo is full of voices mocking them.
The technicians remained silent, feeling aggrieved and confused.
Their technology cannot be said to be number one in the industry, but it is still at the top level. What’s more, they also control Weibo’s server, so they are able to withstand any level of hacker attack they encounter.
But now, they have tried their best, but they still can't find the problem.
This is almost impossible. No matter how powerful the hacking technology is, there are traces to follow. It is impossible not to have even a trace.
Chen Hao, what methods did you use?
After a long while, finally, the most senior technician gave up and collectively spoke to the manager of the technical department.
The manager reported to the senior management with a heavy face: "I'm sorry, Chairman, leaders, our department has tried its best, but the other party's skills are too high and surpass ours, so we can't solve it.
This is a collective dereliction of duty in our department. Please punish the leader. We have no complaints.
In addition, I suggest seeking help from experts at the Internet Technology Research Institute immediately, maybe they can find some clues."
The higher-ups looked at each other.
Although they don't understand technology, they also know that their company's technical department is the leader in the industry. If there is nothing they can do, then they may have encountered a top hacker master.
In this case, it would be meaningless to fire the entire technical department.
The chairman said: "Experts can be found, but can you describe the problem in popular language?
The key now is that we don’t even know what the problem is.”
The manager of the technical department smiled bitterly and said: "Chairman, if we know what the problem is, maybe we can solve it."
The chairman's face twitched and he fell silent.
Other senior executives also fell silent.
There is a problem with their own product, but even their own professional and technical personnel cannot find what the problem is.
Who would believe it if I told you?
The manager of the technical department said: "To be honest, Chairman, even if our company invites experts, I personally feel that it may not be able to solve the problem, because this problem... how should I put it, can be described in four words."
The chairman said: "What four words?"
The manager of the technical department said: "Dimensionality reduction attack."
Everyone looked shocked.
The technical department manager explained: "I'm not deliberately using words, but I'm saying that Chen Hao is so much beyond us at the technical level that we can't understand it, so it's like attacking the third dimension from the fourth dimension.
, even if the third dimension knows that it is under attack, it still cannot understand where the attack comes from. This is a dimensionality reduction attack."
Everyone's faces twitched.
These four words gave them a huge impact.
Is there such a thing in this world?
"Now that we know it was Chen Hao who did it, can we use legal or administrative means to force him to stop?"
a vice president asked.
The technical department manager shook his head: "No, just like Chen Hao said, even if he has admitted it personally, without evidence, there is no way to prove that he did it. We can't even find out what the problem is, and naturally we can't find any conclusive evidence.
There’s evidence.”
The vice president was silent.
Suddenly, a technician exclaimed: "What!"
Everyone looked at him in surprise.
The manager of the technical department said dissatisfied: "What are you doing, so surprised?"
The technician pointed at the server in shock and said, "The server automatically sent a platform-wide notification just now."
The technical manager was surprised and said: "What did you say?
automatic?"
The technician said: "Yes, no one moved just now, but I clearly saw that the server automatically sent a notification."
"How is it possible? Could it be that the server has become a spirit?"
The technical department manager quickly walked to the server and looked into the monitor.
Seeing that it didn't matter, his face suddenly turned pale.
The chairman, senior executives and other technical staff were curious and gathered around to watch.
The next moment, everyone's expressions became extremely ugly.
I saw the whole community announcement: With the loud gongs and drums and the blast of firecrackers, our xx Weibo company is scared! From now on, all of our Weibo company are happy to be grandsons. We are sincere and frightened, and respectfully apologize to a certain second generation Chen Hao.
:I'm sorry, Mr. Chen, we used to brag. In fact, we don't have this ability at all. We are just trying to scare people.
We were just bribed by the behind-the-scenes organization of bloggers such as Bei Tian Ming Ren, and we were motivated by interests, so we did this despicable thing. Now that you have exposed it, we are all frightened. Please, Mr. Chen, please be magnanimous and let go.
Come on, let us kneel down and kowtow to you! Behind the text is the expression of a villain with tears streaming down his face, kneeling down and kowtowing to beg for mercy.
"Damn, this is so bullying!"
"It's just that we've been beaten to death."
"It's tolerable, but it's intolerable."
Everyone was immediately furious, and everyone was extremely angry.
The chairman was silent.
After a while, he said: "Even if we are angry, what can we do?"
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then fell silent.
Yes, even if they are angry, what can they do?
There is nothing we can do about Chen Hao in reality, and there is nothing we can do about him online.
"Chairman, we still have a killer move, shut down the server!"
The technical department manager said.
The chairman chuckled: "Kill one hundred enemies and lose one hundred million to yourself?"
The technical department manager's face froze.
When the server is shut down, Chen Hao’s Weibo will be gone, but his Weibo will also be gone.
This is using an atomic bomb to blow up mosquitoes! The chairman calmed down: "Who let us be used as pawns and offended Chen Hao first?
Your skills are inferior to those of others, so there is nothing to say. You don’t have to do anything, just lie back and let them be laughed at.”
Everyone looked stern.
A vice president said: "Chairman, you said we were taken advantage of by the WNC organization?"
The chairman said: "Maybe, maybe not, maybe WNC didn't expect Chen Hao to be so powerful, right?
In short, we all made mistakes.
For people like Chen Hao, conventional means are not easy to use."
Everyone nodded.
The president suddenly said: "Chairman, I have a different opinion. Although we have been beaten this time, we have actually made a profit."
The chairman and everyone looked at him in surprise.
The CEO smiled and said: "Because Chen Hao slapped us in the face, the whole people paid attention, and the traffic on Weibo reached an unprecedented peak, so although our faces were swollen and we acted like grandsons and apologized, we still made money and it was not shabby."