"Ah...snake, a strange snake with eight heads, help!"
"The silver centipede, my God, it's two meters long. It's chasing me. Help, Chu Feng, you bastard, is this Wenwen Township? Come and kill the insects!"
"Here we go again, a black tiger, smashing a thousand-jin boulder into pieces with one claw, ah... I can't run anymore, Bull Demon King, help me quickly, Chu Feng, help me!"
On this day, Zhou Quan was crying like ghosts and howling like wolves, running away for his life. He was so tired that he was foaming at the mouth and almost convulsing. He was frightened and frightened.
Finally, they stayed up until noon, when the cattle were hungry and wanted to eat, so they ended the journey.
At this moment, Zhou Quan almost shed tears, feeling extremely happy that it was finally over.
His throat was hoarse. For most of the day, he had been either yelling and fleeing, or breathing fire from his mouth, fighting against the giant beast, and his throat was swollen.
"Brother, you are so damaged. Not only is my heart, liver, and lungs trembling, but my soul is also trembling!" Zhou Quan sat on the ground, gasping for air.
Looking back again, the ancient mountains were filled with miasma and beasts roared to the sky. He really didn't want to go in again. Today's experience was truly unforgettable and will be unforgettable for a lifetime.
"Do you know why I can deal with ferocious birds and giant beasts? It's because I come here every day to hone my skills and gradually adapt to it." Chu Feng comforted.
"Can I compete with you? With one punch, you can smash thousands of kilograms of boulders and knock down giant birds that are more than ten meters long. You are a monster yourself. I can't survive here." Zhou Quan shouted.
road.
"You are a strange person. The flames you spit out from your mouth can burn gold and melt rocks. It is extremely powerful. As long as you can completely control it, you should have no problem walking in the mountains." Chu Feng said.
He felt that since he was a foreigner, his abilities could be improved, but it would take constant hard work to bring out the power hidden in his body.
At the same time, since Zhou Quan has grown an ox horn, maybe the fruit he ate is really related to the ox demon clan, and the scalper can teach him a few tricks to save his life.
Chu Feng solemnly expressed his worries about the future. The world was still changing, and these monsters in the mountains might rush out one day.
Besides, who knows if there will be something scarier.
In this extraordinary period, only by improving yourself can you survive in the future.
Seeing what he said so solemnly, Zhou Quan wilts. In today's world, who doesn't have a sense of crisis deep in their hearts? The world is becoming increasingly incomprehensible, and many people have hidden worries.
"Brother, I know you are doing it for my own good. You are right. I will fight hard!" Zhou Quan made up his mind.
In the mountains, two people and an ox sat together, guarding the firelight. The raptor's legs were roasted to a golden gloss, exuding an alluring fragrance. The fat dripped on the fire and made a sizzling sound.
"Why is it so fragrant?" Zhou Quan forgot about his earlier suffering. Looking at the golden meat, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva. Especially after tossing for a long time, he felt more and more hungry.
"It's cooked!"
Chu Feng sprinkled it with table salt and applied a layer of honey to make the raptor's legs more fragrant, and he himself moved his index finger.
"Moo!"
Two people and one cow start fighting for the delicious food.
In an instant, the place was filled with the sounds of chewing and swallowing, and all three of them devoured it.
"Oh my God, it's amazing. I've never tasted such delicious and fragrant game. The meat quality is really amazing. You can't even eat it outside!" Zhou Quan exclaimed.
This is not an exaggeration. The meat of some ferocious birds and animals is surprisingly delicious. With a little processing, it is very delicious, and the rich aroma can linger for a long time.
A very large poultry leg was chewed clean by them. If their appetites were not so full, they would probably roast the other leg as well.
"It's so satisfying. This taste is, well, better than the immortal banquet. Just for these delicacies, I will come again in the future!" Zhou Quan was extremely satisfied. He lay there, stroking his bulging belly, as if he had forgotten not long ago.
Before, I was crying and howling in embarrassment.
Chu Feng and Huang Niu were eating a bright red berry, which melted in the mouth and had a sweet and fragrant fruity taste. It was a rare and top-notch product.
For several days, they used various berries as vegetables to supplement their needs, and they found them delicious.
Zhou Quan tasted one and immediately started grabbing it. Even though there was no room in his stomach, he still held on and shouted that this would really be his gentle hometown from now on.
When scalper heard this, he immediately scorned him, took out his communicator, poked at it, and showed him some photos he had taken earlier.
After Zhou Quan saw it, he became furious.
"Ox Demon King, you dare to secretly take pictures of me. The lens of the wise and powerful people will not capture me, but you have to vilify me like this?" He was angry and yelled there.
Several photos have their own characteristics. Chu Feng glanced at them and immediately laughed.
In one photo, Zhou Quan rolled his eyes out of fear and almost fainted from fear. In another photo, Zhou Quan was crying and running away with his head in his arms. In another photo, his pupils were wide open and he was so scared that he was pissed...
There are only a few pictures, and they can be described as "classics", and they all touched Zhou Quan's heart and lungs.
"Wait a minute!" Suddenly, Zhou Quan's expression changed, and he lost his voice: "That's... the embarrassing thing posted on the picture sharing website, where was it posted!?"
The scalper nodded proudly, which meant that he just posted a few pictures, it was too simple!
Zhou Quan almost spat out his blood. Where is the Embarrassing Picture Posting Network? As the name suggests, it is a platform dedicated to posting embarrassing pictures. The number of people who visit every day is scary.
It can be said that as long as the embarrassing pictures are slightly interesting, they are guaranteed to be spread in the shortest possible time.
Fatty Zhou suddenly became anxious and shouted: "Ox Demon King, I will fight with you!"
As a result, the scalper was kicked aside. It felt confused. It just posted a few pictures. Why was it so excited? It was too impatient to become a great person.
"Bull Demon King, you are bullying me!" Zhou Quan jumped around, really angry.
"Don't worry, there are a lot of new pictures there every day. Many pictures are buried immediately after being posted, without even a chance to bubble up." Chu Feng comforted.
This gave Zhou Quan some comfort and put him at ease a little bit.
He walked closer to the scalper and checked the number of views. As a result... his blood pressure soared, his eyesight turned black, and he almost fell to the ground.
How long has it been? It has almost reached 100,000 views!
"Bull Demon King, I'm going to kill you!"
Fatty Zhou howled miserably, his face turned green.
"It has grown so fast. The number of reads has officially reached the 100,000 mark. It is a veritable hot picture." Chu Feng said from the side.
"Damn it, someone come and save me!" Zhou Quan covered his head, his head was huge. He had a hunch that these pictures might push him in front of the whole country.
However, it is not outstanding, because it is an embarrassing thing to post pictures on.
"Ox Demon King, you did a good job!" Zhou Quan rushed over again and wrestled with the scalper.
Obviously, he was no match and was easily suppressed.
"Damn cow, you are so ridiculous. Don't you have any sense of shame after doing something that is outraged by both humans and gods?" Zhou Quan shouted angrily.
The scalper ignored him and stared at the screen, reading the comments under the picture with relish.
Zhou Quan glanced at it and received over 10,000 comments! His blood pressure soared again.
"These pictures are just okay if you look at them individually, but when put together, they are a set of top-notch expression pictures. You see, there are people who are extremely frightened and roll their eyes, there are people who are crying in tears, and there are people who are panicking and running away...
…So many of them put together, it’s really a magical picture!
"Yes, you can imagine that if it can be popular for more than a year and a half, I will have to download a set!"
"This guy is really funny. What age is he? And he still has a big stubble."
"Thank you, the poster. I have collected it and put it in the emoticon package."
…
Zhou Quan grabbed the communicator, and his combat power surged at this moment. He was typing text frantically and fighting with those who left comments!
Chu Feng looked quite speechless.
"Where is the administrator? Delete these pictures for me!"
Zhou Quan left an angry message, made a complaint, and wanted to ask the administrator to delete the picture.
At the same time, he also complained to people in the comment area because, in the comments, he was attacked by groups.
As a result, the administrator quickly replied: Sorry, your complaint request failed. These pictures have been approved by more than 99% of users and will be at the top of the list for a month.
"puff!"
Fatty Zhou really couldn't help but vomit blood. Not only did his request to delete the picture fail, but he also had to be pinned to the top for a month!? What kind of bastard administrator is this? He yelled.
"Haha..." Chu Feng couldn't help it anymore, he laughed and couldn't stop.
As for scalpers, the initiator, they are floating there, enjoying the praise of countless commenters, and those comments are all affirming it.
"Master, please accept my knee, thank you so much!"
"What a divine picture, the host is a great talent!"
…
Zhou Quan couldn't stand it when he saw scalpers floating there, accepting worship and praise. He was so angry that his blood pressure reached the warning line, and he was about to throw the communicator.
The yellow ox's hoofs were sharp and his eyes were sharp, so he snatched it away.
"Not bad!" Chu Feng looked at the pictures carefully and made this evaluation.
At this time of despair in life, when Zhou Quan heard these words, he felt as if he saw a stream of clear water in the desert and received the slightest comfort. He asked nervously: "You think these pictures are not so embarrassing, do you?"
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"It's embarrassing. I just think that the monster chasing you was not included in the photo and nothing was revealed, so it's okay!" Chu Feng replied.
Zhou Quan turned his head and ignored him.
Soon after, Zhou Quan's communicator rang, someone was looking for him.
"Cousin, you are so talented. Once those magical pictures came out, they became popular all over the world."
When these words came, Fatty Zhou jumped angrily and wanted to throw the communicator again, but found that it belonged to him, so he could only end the conversation harshly.
But, right after, someone came to him again, this time it was his second cousin. When he got through, he heard his loud voice: "Cousin, I admire you so much, you are so talented!"
"You're talented sister, get out!" Zhou Quan was so angry.
Then, the communicator rang continuously, and many acquaintances were looking for him.
Zhou Quan completely lost his temper and turned off the communicator directly, his face as dark as the bottom of a pot.