At noon, Liao Wenjie and the others left after eating at the village chief's house. Uncle Jiu wanted to try his luck, so he took Qiu Sheng to the abandoned house. He could not find the two vampires. It would be good to find clues about where they were hiding.
Uncle Jiu and Qiu Sheng went to the abandoned big house, and Liao Wenjie returned to the monastery to prevent vampires from suddenly killing them and injuring several nuns.
Uncle Jiu's considerations are reasonable, but it seems very unreliable when vampires come out during the day.
Back at the monastery, the nuns had already finished their lunch and started a day of heavy repair work. In terms of the progress of the project, it would take three to five years without any leisure time.
It's a good thing. If you don't give them some physical work to squeeze out their energy, who knows what will happen if these women get together.
Liao Wenjie took the initiative to help and asked: "Dean, how much do you know about the deeds of vampires? If possible, can you tell me about it?"
Liao Wenjie is no stranger to vampires, but his source of information mainly comes from film and television works. From the first horror film Night Boss, to the later fantasy film Nobles of the Night, and finally the idol film all featuring handsome men and beauties.
It has strong commercial elements and has no reference value.
"Legends about blood-sucking creatures can be traced back thousands of years. In the myths and stories of ancient Roman civilization, there are images of devils that suck human blood, which laid the foundation for early vampires..."
"Wait a minute, that's not what I want to hear. It's too scientific. Please hold the cross and reorganize the language."
Liao Wenjie was helpless to complain, you are just playing religion, why are you getting closer to science when you are not acting?
"Daozhang Liao, if you want to inquire about the devil, I suggest you not do so."
The dean held the cross and sincerely warned: "Too much curiosity is not a good thing, especially curiosity about the devil. We should stay away from disasters as much as possible instead of actively contacting it."
"Ok, I understand, I won't ask anymore."
Liao Wenjie was convinced. He felt that the dean was hiding some diseases and was not willing to treat them. He said with a troubled face: "But dean, you have to tell me what vampires are afraid of, so that I can prescribe the right medicine, don't you think?"
The dean thought for a while and reported a lot of things that vampires are afraid of, including religious contract items and items that ordinary people can easily get.
In a word, the number of vampires is rare, mainly because of the difficult living conditions.
"Oh, by the way, spreading rice grains on the roof and ground can also drive away vampires."
"Rice grains?"
Liao Wenjie was stunned for a moment. The zombies in the east are afraid of glutinous rice, and the vampires in the west are afraid of garlic rice. He understands this truth, but what is the operation of rice grains?
The dean explained: "Vampires have obsessive-compulsive disorder. When they see grains of rice, they will keep counting them until dawn and then leave."
Liao Wenjie:(￣?￣;)
What kind of silly setting is this? Do vampires have no face?
"Dean, I believe in crosses, garlic, etc., but is it reliable to talk about obsessive-compulsive disorder?"
Liao Wenjie created a picture in his mind. It was a dark night and the wind was high. Outside the window of the noble lady, a vicious vampire lay on the ground with his butt stuck out for a few meters. It was dawn before he could finish counting. He threw his cloak angrily and left angrily, indicating that the matter was not over yet.
Come back tonight and continue counting.
The picture is so outrageous that it is unbearable to look at it just thinking about it.
"You can try it. It's very popular in Europe to use rice grains and garlic to drive away vampires. It's hard to say how effective it is."
The dean's expression suddenly became serious: "Under normal circumstances, our church will recommend that everyone pray sincerely and use the Bible and crucifixes to drive away vampires. It doesn't matter if you don't believe it. The Lord is merciful. You can buy holy cards and holy water in the church.
The contract object has been blessed and is the nemesis of monsters."
Got it, go buy rice now!
Liao Wenjie turned around and left. He had already understood what was going on. In Europe, there are two ways to cure vampires.
Ways to have money and ways to have no money.
…
Two hours later, Liao Wenjie pulled a carriage and delivered three bags of glutinous rice from the village chief's house.
He had no hair on his lips and his words had no influence. It would be different if he named Uncle Jiu. As soon as the village chief heard that Uncle Jiu wanted glutinous rice, he immediately ordered him to go down and prepare three bags as quickly as possible.
In fact, ordinary rice is fine. After all, vampires crave the quantity, not the rice itself. But Uncle Jiu is a bit rigid, and explaining the difference between zombies and vampires to him would be too hurtful, so glutinous rice will be fine.
Just then, Uncle Jiu and Qiu Sheng also came back, and behind them there was a carriage filled with more than a dozen bags of glutinous rice.
Liao Wenjie: "..."
"Ajie, it seems that you and I want to go together again."
Uncle Jiu saw clearly the glutinous rice on Liao Wenjie's car and nodded with a smile. There were only three bags, which was much less than what he had on his car.
"Uncle Jiu, where did you drag this cart of glutinous rice from?"
"In the morning, some villagers went to Renjiazhuang to buy things. I asked him to help me go to Yizhuang and asked Wen Cai to find Master Ren and deliver five bags of glutinous rice to the village. As a result...as you can see, Master Ren is too polite.
.”
In just one sentence, he was full of self-promotion and boasting. Liao Wenjie just pretended that he couldn't hear it, and the three of them started throwing rice around the monastery.
"Director Lin, it would be too wasteful to spill such good rice on the ground. If it is to expel vampires, there is no need to do this." The dean stepped forward to stop Uncle Jiu, saying that it is a shame to cherish food and waste it.
Uncle Jiu explained to her for a long time, saying that this was not a waste, and that glutinous rice has miraculous effects on zombies. The dean took the words and said that she had three bottles of holy water in her hand, which had been blessed and could be used to deal with vampires.
What is holy water? Can it kill zombies?
Uncle Jiu shook his head in disbelief, and the two chatted with each other, and finally Qiu Sheng spent money to buy three bottles of holy water.
Qiu Sheng: "..."
That’s not right, why did you pay for it so stupidly? This is wrong!
"Master, I..."
"Shut up, you believe whatever others say. You are still a Taoist priest and you don't have any confidence at all. Stay aside and don't wander around in front of me. I will panic when I see you."
Uncle Jiu was very angry and kicked Qiu Shui away. This time he was really angry, and Qiu Sheng grimaced in pain.
"Brother Jie! Brother Jie!"
Looking at Liao Wenjie who was hard at work throwing rice, Qiu Sheng's eyes lit up and he sneaked over: "Don't tell Master, I'll show you a good treasure."
"???"
Something's wrong with you!
"Look, I bought fresh holy water from the dean at a huge price."
Qiu Sheng raised his brows and said proudly: "It is said that it has been blessed by a certain big shot. It can not only bring blessings and cure diseases, but can also be used to drive away evil spirits. If you encounter a vampire, just throw it in their face. It is better than any other charm."
"The dean also does business, isn't she a nun?"
"Oh, she lacked money to buy wood, so she had to sell her magical weapons. I saw that it was not easy for her, so I was very compassionate and bought them all."
"So, what are you talking to me about?"
"Brother Jie, I'm thinking that we have a good relationship, so I have to share the good things with you. That's good. I'll sell you a bottle at a lower price than the lowest price, and the money I lose will be mine."
Qiu Sheng put on the serious face of the dean: "Of course, if you feel that one bottle is too little, two bottles are not enough, or three bottles are just right, I can sell them all to you."
"Qiu Sheng..."
"Brother Jie, tell me, how many bottles are you going to buy?"
"A bottle of..."
"You are so rich that you can only buy a bottle?"
“I won’t buy a bottle!”
Liao Wenjie shook his head and looked at Qiu Sheng as if he was mentally retarded: "Not to mention whether the holy water is effective or whether the money is worth it, let's just assume it is effective. But have you ever thought about it, when the vampire appears, we will completely
You can borrow it directly in the name of subduing demons, why should you pay for it? People are stupid or have more money?"
Hearing this, Qiu Sheng regretted it so much that he even wanted to die: "Brother Jie, please do me a favor and buy one bottle. Just one bottle. I spent all my month's wages on it. If you don't help me, I'll have to
Eating steamed buns for half a month."
"It's so funny. It's better for you to eat steamed buns than for me to eat steamed buns. Get out of here and don't stop me from doing my business."
Liao Wenjie waved his hand to Qiu Sheng to stay away, and added by the way: "Remember to keep the holy water well. When the vampire shows up, I will lend you two bottles."
"Return?"
"Hmph, they say that you have conquered demons and eliminated demons. Fortunately, you are still a Taoist priest. Can you have some spirit of self-sacrifice for others?"
"..."
Qiu Sheng rolled his eyes and left, thinking that if he met a vampire, he would pour holy water on his face and pray that it would be effective. In this case, he could ask Uncle Jiu to deduct the cost from his salary.
After Qiu Sheng left, Liao Wenjie climbed up to the roof, scattered the last bag of glutinous rice, and looked thoughtfully at the little nuns working in the distance.
On the surface, he scorned holy water, but in fact he had many ideas. However, having ideas did not mean that he was being taken advantage of. The price of these three bottles of holy water was obviously at a premium.
"Alas, the pair are about to betray their lust again..."
Looking at the five innocent little nuns, Liao Wenjie shook his head and sighed. Current events forced him to do everything for the sake of exorcising demons.
…
It was night, the village was silent, the wind blew through the forest, and there was no other movement.
Crash---
Bats swarm in groups, with two black shadows hidden among them, flying through the air on top of trees, like martial arts masters, as light as a swallow, and so fast that they are hard to see with the naked eye.
Father Yan and his lover Anna, two vampires who meet again after many years.
Some time ago, Father Yan was dug out of the ground by Hook Nose. He agreed to the sentence that people who disagree with each other do not agree with each other, and the two of them got into a fight over a disagreement.
One had just been resurrected and had no strength, the other had insufficient preparations and effective restraint methods, and fought for a long time, but his results were all bad.
Hook-nosed ran away decisively. Before leaving, he uttered harsh words and claimed that he would go back to the mountain gate and call dozens of uncles and uncles to come and show off.
When Father Yan heard this, he didn't dare to chase after him. He understood the rules of China. After beating the younger ones, the older ones came, and there were even older ones behind them. It was like a hornet's nest and you couldn't touch it randomly.
He hurriedly dug out his lover Anna who was buried deep in the ground, ran away overnight, and lived in the mountains and forests for several days.
During this period, Father Yan sneaked back once and stood outside the village without daring to go in. It was not until Anna recovered today that she dared to return to the village again.
One thing made Uncle Jiu get it right. Father Yan and Anna were deeply obsessed with the village. Because the tragedy was unforgettable, they both dreamed of destroying the monastery to vent their anger, then rebuild the villa on the back of the mountain and raise hundreds of blood bags in the village.
, and then live the aristocratic life of a serious vampire.
Because the situation changed and there was someone behind the hooked nose, they decided to play it safe, retreat and destroy the monastery before leaving.
Black clouds of bats floated over the monastery. Father Yan and Anna smelled the sweetness in the air, and their hearts beat wildly. It smelled like a girl, or a pure girl.
If that's the case, then they won't be polite!
The two stepped into the monastery, and then slowly squatted down. The millet grains were densely packed one after another, which made them feel depressed.
Don't rush for blood, I'll suck it up later, the rice must be counted clearly.
"Master, what are those two guys doing lying down?"
When the two vampires arrived, Uncle Jiu, who was keeping vigil at night, quietly woke up Liao Wenjie and Qiu Sheng. The three of them looked out the window. Two were confused, and one began to doubt life.
"this……"
Uncle Jiu thought for a while and gave a reliable reason: "Maybe it's a foreign feature and a way to remember the past. After all, the monastery means a lot to them."
"Master, you know so much."
"Stop talking nonsense, get your things ready, we will surround you in three groups, Ajie, you...Ajie, why are you so dazed?"
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