In the end, Leon didn't sleep on the floor. He didn't sleep at all. He fell on the sofa and watched TV, and saw the dawn directly.
At dawn, Liao Wenjie opened his eyes on time before the alarm went off. After washing, he and Leon hurried downstairs.
Coincidentally, I met Captain Lu and Tietan after the night shift. When they saw Leon from a distance, they exclaimed and ran away without a trace.
Leon chuckled and planned to catch up and give signed photos to the two fans. Before he could start, he was pulled away by Liao Wenjie, who had a black line on his face.
After breakfast on the street, the two took a taxi to the elite center. Because it was a school similar to an interest class, there were not many students coming and going in the morning.
It's a good thing, Liao Wenjie calls it a fluke, as he won't be watched by female students again, causing their boyfriends to become single.
Bang bang bang!
"Come on, come on...who is it? You got up earlier than a chicken!"
Liao Wenjie knocked on the back door of the grocery store's warehouse, which is a multi-functional one-bedroom apartment that integrates a bedroom, living room, and bathroom. After a while, he heard Gui Wangda's complaints.
The door opened, and the ghost king Da Zha was sighing, with big swollen eye bubbles, slippers, flowery pants, and a yellow sweatshirt that was once snow-white, but the look was still sharp.
"Hey, this cripple brother has great potential. Are you interested in moving to Chongguang Mental Hospital?"
Leon's eyes lit up. In the eyes of others, Gui Wangda was just a fat black man who was just eating and waiting to die, but in his eyes, he was just a mountain of flesh.
If you don't move, it's too brave to break mountains and crack rocks at every turn. It's a pity...
"What a pity, I'm lame!"
"Why are you looking down on lame people? Are you lame?"
Ghost Wangda shrugged his rosacea, dug out a lump from his nostril, rolled it into a small ball and flicked it towards the door, and said lazily: "Ajie, what are you doing here again today? Let's agree first, just coming is not enough.
You must bring a gift to your door. If this is not possible, cash is also acceptable.”
"Ghost King Da, this is my friend Leon, the 'ghost catching expert'. I brought him to treat your broken leg."
"Ghost-catching expert, this title seems to me..."
Ghost King Dal was stunned for a moment, rolled his eyes and started thinking. After a moment, he shook his head and said that he had never heard of it.
Liao Wenjie kindly brought people to the door, but he couldn't let the guests be turned away. Although he didn't have much expectations, he still invited the two people into the house.
"Damn it, what does your house smell like?" x2
Liao Wenjie and Leon were smoked out before they had even taken two steps into the house. Lily was the worst, with its leaves shrinking and its buds drooping.
"Lily, what's wrong with you? Talk!"
"Lily"
"I'm sorry, I'm going to throw away the salted fish I had for supper last night."
Ghost Wangda opened the small window at the head of the bed, picked up the smelly socks that were standing on the ground, and threw them out of the window in front of the two of them.
A pair of weather-beaten socks, the heels are worn out, no, the heels have long been gone. Not only that, the toes are completely open. People without any imagination are not worthy of wearing these socks.
It is conceivable that these original pairs have been with Gui Wangda for many years.
Throwing away the so-called stinky salted fish, Ghost Wangda smelled it subconsciously and rubbed it on his body with a look of disgust. He was always shameless and didn't care. He waited until the room was completely ventilated and the smell had dissipated, then he left the two of them.
Lead into the house.
"Sit wherever you want, just treat it as your own home, don't be polite."
Liao Wenjie: "..."
He wanted to sit down, but where?
I haven't seen him for a while, and Gui Wangda's small house is even more messy. Clothes and pants are scattered everywhere. Only Liu Xuande is neatly placed on the bedside, proving that he never forgets to study hard day and night.
The charm of books is infinite, and Leon has already started to read them.
"Awesome, this is a limited edition. Lame, where did you get it?"
Leon pulled down his sunglasses in surprise. This Liu Xuande book is extremely valuable for collection. If it is taken to Chongguang Mental Hospital and held at an auction, it will be worth at least a parking space.
"Yeah?"
Ghost King Da's eyes lit up: "Young man, I see that your heaven is full and your earth is round. If you have a good relationship today, I will sell you this secret book for 500 yuan."
"make a deal."
As if he had found a treasure, Leon took out 500 yuan and handed it to Gui Wangda. He pointed at Liu Xuande and others who were as tall as a hill next to him: "Cripple, it's 500 yuan for each book. Is it okay if I pick a few more books?"
"No, there are some secret books that I like very much. They are my only copies. I have read them day and night for many years. I have deep feelings for them. I'm afraid I can't part with them for five hundred dollars!"
"Add a hundred."
"That's no problem, you can flip through it as you like, and you'll pay the money and the goods will be delivered."
You can buy a copy of Liu Xuande for 600 yuan. There is such a fool in the world. I will kill him no matter what I say today.
It costs 600 yuan to buy a parking space. There is such a fool in the world. I will kill him for anything today.
"Hey hey hey..." x2
The two of them looked at each other and smiled, both of them were mean and dirty, and both felt that they had made a lot of money.
"Ajie, how are you doing with the iron sand palm training I gave you last time? Come on, hit me here and let me test your training results."
Ghost King Da patted his chest and said with a strict teacher's face: "Use all your strength. If you are found out that you haven't practiced well, I will give you a surprise cram school today. If you practice well, I have other secrets here.
You get one thousand yuan."
Bang!
Liao Wenjie took two steps back and slapped a hole in the door.
Ghost King Da:∑っ
"My door, my precious red sandalwood and yellow rosewood door worth seven million...wait...no, why is your iron sand palm making such rapid progress?"
Ghost King Da blurted out, preparing to take the opportunity to make a stroke, but after finishing speaking, he realized something was wrong.
He stood dumbly for a while, his eyes suddenly narrowed, he swallowed, and tremblingly stretched out his hand and touched Liao Wenjie's face.
Damn it, I'm so damned!
Liao Wenjie took two steps back to the door with a wary look on his face. If his teammates weren't still in the room, he would have run away.
"You, what happened to you, who did you meet?"
Ghost King Da took two steps forward, but when he saw that he had taken another step forward, Liao Wenjie took a step back, stopped in a hurry and urged: "Tell me quickly, what happened? Who made you reborn and make such rapid progress?"
"I don't know, but I can roughly guess the reason."
Liao Wenjie said sincerely: "Some time ago, I bought a strange-looking tomato at the vegetable market. After eating it, it became completely different."
"tomato!?"
Cao Dahua was confused when he heard this and wondered what rare and exotic fruits looked like tomatoes, but he had only heard about them and had never seen them before and could not imagine them.
"Ajie, are you serious? As far as I know, exotic flowers and fruits have long since disappeared. Maybe there are some in the deep mountains and old forests of the mainland, but it is absolutely impossible here on Hong Kong Island."
Ghost King Da said quickly: "Be careful, don't eat messy things. Some fruits strengthen the body and greatly increase one's power when eaten first, but in the later stage, they will only get sicker and make life worse than death."
.”
"I've eaten everything. It's too late to say this."
"Well……"
Ghost King Da choked up for a moment and sighed: "Oh, forget it, why should I worry about this? I'm already a dead cripple."
He called Liao Wenjie into the room and took out a secret book on Vajra Kicks from behind the signboard of 'Ancient Chinese Boxing Technique': "Ajie, take this 'Strong Vajra Kicks' back and practice it. If you don't understand anything, you can feel free to do it anytime."
Come to me."
"Strong Vajra Legs..."
Liao Wenjie's mouth twitched and he blurted out subconsciously: "Coach, did you have the nickname 'Golden Right Foot' before?"
"What golden right foot?"
"It's nothing, I just said it casually."
Liao Wenjie briefly flipped through the secret book, took out a thousand yuan and put it on the table, and continued: "Gui Wangda, are there any other secret books? Can you be more relaxed and take them out in one go?"
Liao Wenjie doesn't know what the special skills of ancient Chinese boxing are, but his ace defensive stunt, the golden snake entangled hand, is very interesting. The most dangerous weapon in the world like the senior master's is locked to the point of being unable to exert force. It's a super-level super-killing skill.
"Bite off more than you can chew, let's talk about it next time."
Ghost Wangda was uncharacteristically, there was a thousand yuan on the table, he didn't even look at it, he just stared at Liao Wenjie.
He knew very well that with Liao Wenjie's current qualifications, he could learn any martial arts quickly, but it was not a good thing to learn martial arts too quickly. In martial arts, talent, money, and sweat are all indispensable. He was worried that Liao Wenjie would learn too quickly and abandon his perseverance and hard work.
The back of the head is not conducive to future growth.
"I'm ready."
Holding five carefully selected books by Liu Xuande, Leon looked like he had made a lot of money and readily took out 3,000 yuan.
Ghost King Da was still paying attention to Liao Wenjie. He took the three thousand yuan and put it on the table. He was about to explain the secret book of 'Vajra Legs' in detail when he suddenly found that there was an extra hand on his lame leg.
From the calf to the knee, all the way up, I almost touched the thigh, and I had no intention of stopping.
"Hey, what are you doing!"
Ghost Wangda trembled, jumped to the side, knocked away the table of deceptive props, and fell to the ground, groaning and unable to get up.
Leon ignored this and squatted down to continue studying Gui Wangda's lame leg. He pushed up his sunglasses and said, "Cripple, what's wrong with your leg? Is it cursed?"
"Oh, did you see it?"
Ghost King Da snorted. Many people had told him this before, but the curse was like a tarsal maggot. Unless the legs were amputated, there was no way to get rid of it.
Liao Wenjie put his hands between his eyebrows and opened his yin and yang eyes. He was shocked to find wisps of black energy coming out of Gui Wangda's lame leg. That leg... was completely black.
"Leon, can you cure me?"
"Try it..."
Leon didn't answer directly. He took out a hammer from his suitcase, thought about it, and then took out an ax from the underworld and handed it to Liao Wenjie's hand.
"Ajie, help me."
"What do you want me to do?"
"Hit me hard. You think you can break this leg. Go down hard. If I don't stop, don't stop."
"understood."
"Hey, what are you two talking about? Calm down, it's against the law to hit someone. I can't treat this leg!" Seeing the two approaching from the left and right, Gui Wangda hurriedly dragged his lame leg forward.
Snapped!
Leon possessed him and grabbed Gui Wangda's lame leg, dragged him back to his original position, and winked at Liao Wenjie, asking him to strike first.
Because he was wearing sunglasses, Liao Wenjie didn't see the so-called wink at all.
"Ajie, what are you doing standing still? Try harder!"
Bang!
Click!
"Ah! Ahhh"
Bang! Bang! Bang
The grocery store warehouse rang out a series of knocking sounds, one heavy and one light in a very regular pattern, mixed with the heart-rending screams of Ghost King Da.
"Leon, can you do it? He's so old. If he continues to be beaten like this, his body won't be able to bear it!" Liao Wenjie stopped, fearing that he would break Gui Wangda.
"Don't stop. If you stop, you have to start all over again."
"Yeah, yeah, don't stop, keep hitting me hard."
Ghost King Da turned sideways with sweat on his head, his voice was weak, but his expression was very satisfied, and he said happily: "After many years, I finally have some feeling in this leg... Ajie, hit me hard, don't be afraid of beating me to death, in fact, I
So comfortable.”
Liao Wenjie:
Are there any normal people besides him in this room?