"Manager Gao, I thought you would be hiding in the women's bathroom, but I didn't expect you to be here."
In the office, Leon was still squeezing Daochang Zhang's neck, while Liao Wenjie pulled up the swivel chair and sat in the corner, 'talking to himself' in the air next to him.
"Ajie...Ajie, you can actually see me?" Manager Gao's soul squatted by the wall and raised his head in shock.
In the past two days, since his soul left the body, he has tried every means to attract the attention of others, but his ability is inferior to that of wandering ghosts, and no one has noticed him at all.
The wandering ghost managed to remain transparent for half a month, and he could blow a cold breeze to scare people. He tried his best and couldn't even hold in a fart.
Frustrated, he huddled in a corner, waiting for no purpose, waiting for someone to save him, or waiting for his soul to disappear.
Today, when Daochang Zhang walked into the office, he was so excited that he jumped forward and waved, but Daochang Zhang didn't look at him seriously.
Manager Gao thought, either the Taoist master was very good at cultivating qi, or he had seen too many wandering ghosts and was too lazy to pay attention to him.
Out of desperation, he suddenly realized that when Zhang Daozhang was picking up the water cup and drinking tea, he raised his buttocks and took off his pants.
Just like that, Daochang Zhang still didn't react at all. He blew the hot tea slowly and looked at the black hole in front of him as if it were nothing.
Only then did Manager Gao realize that Taoist Zhang was a fake Taoist priest. He came to visit today and said he was going to subjugate demons, but in fact it was purely a money scam.
From great joy to great sorrow, Manager Gao squatted down in despair. When he saw Liao Wenjie coming in, he was indifferent and continued to huddle in the corner.
"Of course I can see it, but..."
Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows and pointed at Manager Gao's stalwart squatting posture. Even if he was not wearing pants, there was still no paper.
"Why are you not wearing pants? What exactly did you do in the female guard? If you were attacked by a ghost while sitting on the toilet, why haven't you put on your pants now?"
The three consecutive questions hit the depths of Manager Gao's soul. He jumped up, hurriedly pulled up his pants, and said in embarrassment: "Ajie, it's not what you think, because no one sees it, so I don't care... I, I was still just now
Something to wear."
"I understand, you don't need to explain."
Liao Wenjie waved his hand, interrupting Manager Gao's sophistry, and decided that he was a pervert. He said disgustedly: "I have been to the hospital. There is nothing wrong with your body. Your wife is also waiting for you to go back. Come with me, don't let the family
Been waiting for a long time."
"Ajie, I might not be able to leave."
Manager Gao's face turned miserable: "I came to this company to help with Feng Shui. When I was going to the toilet, I suddenly heard a cry for help in the women's toilet opposite, so I rushed in to help..."
"Who would have thought that as soon as I entered the door, the amulet was so hot that I saw a huge dark ghost face in front of me. I was so scared that I rolled around and ran away."
"When I ran back here, Manager Wang and all of them turned a blind eye to me, and then I realized that the only one who ran over was my soul, and my body was still in the women's bathroom."
"So that's it. It seems that I misunderstood you. When I heard the news that you fainted in the female guard, I was still wondering. You should not be that kind of wretched pervert and have no reason to run into the female guard."
Liao Wenjie touched his chin and continued: "Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, let's stop talking and tell me, what does 'I may not be able to leave' mean?"
"That's right, I tried to get out of this office, but no matter what I did, I couldn't leave."
Manager Gao pointed to the door, the wall, and finally the window. He couldn't even jump out of the building.
It’s so evil!
"It's not a big problem. Just wait a moment and I'll ask my friends to dress you up and take you out."
Liao Wenjie turned his chair and called Leon twice. Seeing that he was unmoved, he took out a hundred yuan from his pocket and threw it on the ground: "Hey, who dropped a hundred yuan? It's still warm. No one wants me."
Picked it up."
"mine!!"
Leon pushed Taoist Zhang away, swooped down at Liao Wenjie's feet, picked up a hundred yuan, and stuffed it into his pocket.
"Ajie, it's a good quality to keep your money without knowing it. I hope you will continue to maintain it in the future."
"It should."
Liao Wenjie pointed behind him: "Wrap my friend's soul in plastic wrap. Be careful. This must not be flushed down the toilet."
"I'll do the work, don't worry."
Leon opened his suitcase, took out a roll of plastic wrap, grabbed the confused Manager Gao, and wrapped him into a ball.
"Haha, it's so funny. You just pretend to be a ghost, but you actually use plastic wrap to deceive people."
Zhang Daochang touched his neck, angrily mocked him, and said to Manager Wang: "If you believe these two liars, then I will leave now. No matter what happens in the future, it will be your own fault."
"No, Daozhang Zhang, I really don't know them."
Manager Wang hurriedly tried to persuade him and increased the appearance fee to 100,000 yuan, which finally calmed Daochang Zhang's anger and successfully retained him.
"Brothers, please stop messing with me!"
After appeasing Daochang Zhang, Manager Wang came to Liao Wenjie and Leon: "Look at you, one is a fair-faced handsome guy, the other is eye-catching. At first glance, he definitely doesn't belong in the pool. I have two hundred yuan here. You take a taxi to another place."
Lie!"
"Judge a book by its appearance, and you will lose it, Ziyu! Manager Wang, you are not a child anymore. Do you really think that all those who wear Taoist robes are Taoist priests?"
Liao Wenjie shook his head, pushed away the 200 yuan in front of him, and took out a wad of small coins from his pocket: "I have 20,000 yuan here. Give it to the deceiver and ask him to take a taxi to the kindergarten. Life is precious.
Love is expensive, and this building is not the place he should be."
"Ah this..."
Looking at the 20,000 yuan in front of him, Manager Wang was a little unsure for a moment and said cautiously: "I just want to ask, how much do you charge for catching ghosts and subduing demons?"
"for free."
“Originally it was free of charge!”
Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes at Lyon and told the wealthy man who used the building as a bargaining chip to stop talking. He said to Manager Wang: "A liar can charge one hundred thousand. The two of us will do it ourselves. The starting price is at least two million."
I can't afford it, I'd rather die!
Manager Wang shook his head repeatedly and didn't want to say anything else. He put away the fifty yuan and invited Director Zhang to the direction of the women's bathroom.
Liao Wenjie and Leon followed leisurely. When passing by a multi-person office, Leon stopped suddenly and leaned towards the desk on the side.
"Beauty, how about overtime work?"
"Ah? Well, yes."
The female white-collar worker who was typing on the keyboard was startled. After replying, she lowered her head and continued working. Leon's appearance was too weird and she didn't want to be associated with such a weirdo.
"My name is Leon, a well-known ghost catching expert. For the sake of being so famous, tell me your name!"
"Pat."
"Good name."
Leon chuckled: "Looking at the fact that you dress intellectually and work in a financial company, you must have received a higher education. I just don't know if you frequent the upper class like me."
"..."x2
Pat lowered his head to type on the keyboard, pretending not to hear anything, while Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes, who is the upper class?
But when I think about it, the VIP clients of Chongguang Mental Hospital are all wealthy, so there is nothing wrong with them saying that they are in the upper class.
"Beauty, you're lucky. I'll treat you to a supper today... Hey, Ajie, why are you pulling me? Didn't you see that I'm having sex with you?"
"Stop being ink-stained and follow me quickly."
"How can a major event in life be called ink?"
Leon was dissatisfied. He saw that Pat looked similar to Aqun, which meant that this dish was also his dish.
…
In the women's bathroom, Manager Wang opened the door with the key. Dao Zhang walked in with a long and striding pace, took out a stack of yellow charms from his arms, and the goddess scattered flowers all over the floor.
With the dust in his hand, he hummed and punched an unknown type of punch, then lit a red candle, crossed his legs on the ground, held a piece of yellow paper between his two fingers, and recited a mantra.
This time he did not recite blindly. Standing outside the female guard, Liao Wenjie recognized that this incantation was the [Golden Light Divine Mantra], which, like the [Pure Heaven and Earth Divine Mantra], is one of the eight great Taoist divine spells.
After reading it three times, Daozhang Zhang was sweating profusely. He stood up with difficulty, pushed open the stall door, and threw the yellow paper into the toilet.
"Manager Wang, fortunately, I have captured this evil spirit."
A ghostly figure appeared on the yellow paper. Before Manager Wang could see it clearly, Daoist Zhang closed the toilet seat and pressed the switch to flush it away.
"Daozhang Zhang has such magical powers. You have worked hard. Are you feeling well?"
Manager Wang took a surprised look and saw that there was indeed a ghost head on the yellow paper. It looked so weird that it was scary to think about it.
"It doesn't matter. We cultivators have always taken it as our duty to slay demons. Although I have damaged my foundation and it will take more than half a year to recuperate, but as long as I can subdue this evil ghost, this sacrifice is nothing."
"Taoist Master Gaoyi!"
Outside the door, Liao Wenjie nodded repeatedly and copied it. Daozhang Zhang's words will definitely be used in the future.
Seeing that Leon was so bored that he was blowing bubbles, he nudged him with his elbow: "Did you see that liars are just like you, they use the toilet to flush ghosts."
"How could it be the same? What I flushed was the underworld, and Brother Niutou took care of it. What he flushed was the sewer, and he asked a plumber to come and clear it."
The two of them talked about each other, their eyes passing over Daochang Zhang and Manager Wang, and at the same time looking towards the last room in the bathroom.
There's a ghost!
"I'll kick down the door. You stay here and don't let her escape."
"Hey hey hey, wouldn't it be more exciting to run away and then chase after him?"
"That makes sense."
Liao Wenjie nodded with deep understanding. The number of evil spirits gathered in this building obviously exceeded the limit. We will be crueler later so as to scare these ghosts. Let them stop thinking about harming people all day long. When people are crazy, they are not human at all. They are better than them.
Much scarier.
"Hey, Zhang has finished his work, why are you still hanging around?"
"Get out of the way and stay out of the way."
Liao Wenjie pushed Daozhang Zhang away with a slap, raised one hand, took a shot in the air, and a money sword fell into his hand.
He walked to the bathroom and blocked the last step, then raised his foot and kicked the door open with a bang.
Suddenly, the temperature dropped sharply, the lights flickered, and the female ghost, alternating between reality and reality, rushed out with a fire ax and struck Liao Wenjie hard on the forehead.
Ding!
The ax bounced away, and the female ghost froze on the spot. Liao Wenjie stretched out his hand to grab the female ghost's forehead.
"Leon, something is wrong. This guy can actually appear. Is this building also a ghost nest?"
While speaking calmly, he stabbed down with his sword, pricking the female ghost's chest into a hornet's nest.
The female ghost screamed miserably, dropped her ghost head from her neck, and fled out of the bathroom.
Bang!
The folding stool swept across, and the ghost body flew upside down and fell to the ground.
"How do I know this? It's still the same sentence. It doesn't matter whether it's a ghost nest or not. Just kill them all and everything will be fine." Leon walked towards the female ghost carrying a folding stool.
On the opposite side, Liao Wenjie stepped forward with a sword, picked up the ghost's head with one hand, faced the frightened face of the female ghost, smiled tenderly, and cast a [Godly Curse to Purify Heaven and Earth] at close range.
The ghost's head disappeared in an instant, leaving only the ghost's body shivering on the spot. Well, next to him, Manager Wang and Daochang Zhang hugged each other, shaking even more.