Chapter 206 I don't have the ability to be big, but there is a lot of bullshit
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In the mountains and fields, Ning Caichen's head was blazing with flames, and he picked up a hoe with both hands to dig the ground. Within a moment, his back ached and he was panting on the spot holding the hoe.
"Brother, I'm not telling you, with your body, you still want to be an undead knight?"
Liao Wenjie sat cross-legged under the shade of a tree, shaking his head repeatedly. He was as tall as Ning Caichen, even worse than the chicken-tied scholar Cui Hongjian. When encountering a fierce ghost like Xiaoqian, his life would be hard to save after two rounds.
"Cui...Brother Cui, don't sit there and make sarcastic remarks, you...come and help me!" Ning Caichen's mouth was dry, so he opened the bamboo tube he carried with him and took a sip of the clear spring to quench his thirst.
"You are the one who wants to save Xiaoqian and Xiaoqing. You should do the most, otherwise how can you make the beauty smile?"
"Brother Cui, you... have said it before. I helped them because they are all poor people and have no... no messy thoughts." Ning Caichen rested for a while, but still couldn't recover.
"I don't believe it. You must think Xiaoqian is beautiful, so you took the opportunity to show your kindness."
Liao Wenjie shook his head. Last night, when Ning Caichen learned about Xiaoqian's tragic experience, he was filled with sympathy and approached him to discuss digging the grave and throwing the ashes into the urn.
Ning Caichen's idea coincided with his plan, which led to the scene of digging a grave under the bright sun today.
The source of information about the location of the tomb is Xiaoqian and Xiaoqing. The female ghosts in the flower house basically know where their ashes are buried. They are not very capable and cannot take away the ashes under the nose of grandma, so they can only use the help of outsiders.
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By the way, Yan Chixia is standing under the giant tree next to her. This is a very old tree.
The shadows under the big tree are mottled, and the evil spirit is thick and foggy. Ten people hug each other continuously, and the branches hang down to the ground and turn into new roots. There is a tendency of one tree to become a forest.
This ancient tree is the reason why Yan Chixia, the real form of grandma, came here... According to his claim, it was to visit and see what the tree demon neighbor looked like.
Just listen to this. Considering that he is old and wants to save face, Liao Wenjie won't expose it.
"Brother Cui, the beauty of a gentleman is the beauty of an adult, but the evil of an adult is why I helped her, not for any other purpose. Stop talking about it."
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"It's true that Xiaoqian cried so much last night, why didn't you take the opportunity to touch her little hand?"
"How is it possible? I am a scholar and not a scumbag. How could it be..."
Ning Caichen's face turned red and he shouted angrily: "Brother Cui, please don't mention this again, otherwise we will cut off our ties and no one will know each other from now on."
"Tsk, tsk, I have such a good character, I admire you!"
Brother, you are just too shy to come to your door for free prostitution. Even if you don’t do it, it’s still good to touch your little hands. It’s so tiring to do it without moving at all!
Just as Liao Wenjie was thinking about it, he heard Ning Caichen whisper: "Besides, Miss Xiaoqian comes to Brother Cui's room to play the piano every night. She must have some thoughts about you. I regard you as a brother, so how could...
...Right, you can't be like that as a human being."
"Ah this..."
Liao Wenjie was ashamed. The huge disparity in character made him feel deeply ashamed. He said in a clear tone: "Brother, you have misunderstood again. Xiaoqian and I simply have no relationship with the number one prostitute. She seduced me in every possible way.
, I acted for my own good and refused to obey even to the death. After a few times, she was so moved that she decided to play the piano every night for free."
"..."
The corners of Ning Caichen's mouth twitched. Such a good story, coming from Liao Wenjie's mouth, was really vulgar and vulgar.
Now that he understands why Liao Wenjie has no interest in fame, it's because this man looks gentle but is actually a rough man!
Also, although he also knew that Xiaoqian was not in a serious business before, but she was not in love with her as she wished, and she was essentially a kind-hearted and good female ghost, far less miserable than what Liao Wenjie said.
In short, it is a common problem among scholars that they have an inexplicable attraction to brothel girls. If the leading lady's life experience is a little bit sad, he will be able to tickle their fancy, and he will never tire of it.
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The ground was in a mess, with big holes and small holes one after another.
After resting for an hour and swinging the hoe for half an hour, Ning Caichen couldn't bear it any longer. His feet and legs were soft and he lay on the ground with his body stretched out. Apart from panting, he made no unnecessary movements.
"Brother Ning, given your stature, I would like to give you a warning for family harmony. Build a higher wall in the backyard when you get married, and don't leave a back door."
Liao Wenjie shook his head and stepped forward, placing his fingers on the ground. A large red thread came out of his cuffs and plunged into the soil.
After a moment, he frowned, and the soil beneath his feet rolled, and forty or fifty black urns appeared.
"Why, why are there so many? Which one is the urn for Xiaoqian and Xiaoqing?" Ning Caichen lay on the ground and tilted his head in surprise.
"It doesn't matter, no matter how many people are saved, one person is saved, and a hundred people are saved." Liao Wenjie waved his hand, bundled the red thread, and tied up the urns one by one.
After doing this, he strode towards Yan Chixia: "Master Yan, I have dug out the urn, how is the situation with the demon tree?"
"look by youself."
Yan Chixia spoke concisely and concisely, then she unsheathed her long sword with a clang and stabbed down on the tree trunk.
Gurgling red blood water emerged, the leaves rustled, and there was no wind. The chirping sound was like a ghost knocking on the door in the middle of the night.
"Wood is afraid of fire, so why not burn this demonic tree with fire?" Ning Caichen stepped forward with a hoe.
Then you are so smart! x2
"What's wrong? What did I say wrong?"
Seeing that the two of them looked retarded, Ning Caichen touched his nose.
"No, I just think that brother, you are very talented and will do great things in the future."
Liao Wenjie took out a fire folder from his arms, handed it to Ning Caichen, and patted his shoulder: "You came up with the idea, and you light the fire."
"I'll do it, I'll do it!"
Ning Caichen refused to obey and swept the dead leaves under the tree, piled them with dry firewood, and then blew the firewood.
Wow!
A heavy downpour fell, and Ning Caichen was soaked until he was wet. He turned his head to look at the horizon in astonishment.
The sun was shining in the sky, but only this ancient tree was shrouded in clouds within a radius of 100 meters. It rained in some places, and there were as many evils as there were.
"Brother Cui, Daxia Yan, there is a demon..."
As soon as he turned around, his panicked expression was frozen. In his sight, Liao Wenjie and Yan Chixia each held a black umbrella, and not a drop of rain fell on them.
Gan!
Ning Caichen groaned angrily and left with a hoe. Two shameless people knew how to bully honest people.
"It took many years for the tree demon to become a spirit. If it could be burned to death by a fire, it would have disappeared hundreds of years ago."
After the rain stopped, Liao Wenjie put away his umbrella and looked at the slowly dispersing clouds: "However, the tree demon can protect me for a while, but not for a lifetime. I don't believe that she is really powerful and can forcefully change the fate of the world."
"Oh, do you have any good ideas?" Yan Chixia became interested.
"set fire!"
Liao Wenjie gritted his teeth and said: "Let's set up a fire. We won't burn the trees. We will burn the entire mountain with one fire. Let's see where she can borrow the timely rain."
Ning Caichen: "..."
God knows, he only burned one tree. He was so honest.
Yan Chixia: "..."
I knew Liao Wenjie was unreliable, so I followed him here. As expected, he was full of bad ideas and didn't let him go in vain.
"That's nonsense. If you burn the forest with fire, what evil will you do?"
Yan Chixia shook her head: "If the fire is too big and cannot be saved in time, and spreads to Guobei County, all life will be devastated... Remember, don't set fires in the future. You don't rely on this mountain for food. There are many people."
We have to rely on this mountain to support our family!"
Of course I know this!
Liao Wenjie raised his brows. After throwing the bricks, it was time for Yan Chixia to throw the jade. He immediately asked: "Master Yan has been subduing demons for many years. What is your advice?"
"It's ridiculous that a thousand-year-old tree demon has only grown this little. I think this tree crown is just a decoration, and the tangled root system is the core of the tree demon's vitality."
Yan Chixia said: "If this big tree is not uprooted, even if a fire burns the entire mountain, autumn will pass and spring will come, and next year the crown of the tree will be intact as before."
"What Master Yan means is..."
Liao Wenjie made a knife with his palms together and swung it downward: "Explode the mountain?"
Yan Chixia:(灬)
He had no ability, but he talked a lot. He really wanted to use a sword to pry open Liao Wenjie's head to see if it was filled with inner demons!
Seeing Yan Chixia's eyes full of impatience, Liao Wenjie stepped aside and watched what he would do next.
"Heaven and earth are infinite, and the universe is borrowed from the law!"
Yan Chixia bit her fingertips, waved her hand and drew the Tai Chi symbol on her palm. A thunderbolt from her palm fell from the sky and struck the center of the tree crown with a rumble.
Immediately afterwards, he continued to borrow mana and used thunder to shake the ancient tree. When the branches were almost cleared, he threw the sword into the air without any haste.
"The sword transforms into thousands, and the wind and fire divine weapons are like laws and regulations!"
With a loud shout from Yan Chixia's mouth, the piercing sword light suddenly gained momentum, and the thunderous lightning pierced the sky in an instant, turning into countless streams of light, and wildly bombarded the center of the tree trunk.
Explosions continued to sound, the sword array cut through gold and jade, quickly gouging out large pieces of wood, and splattered with scarlet blood like a tide.
The ancient tree that had not moved all this time reacted, and a wrinkled old face formed in its cortex. It screamed and roared, making Yan Chixia dizzy.
"Monster, I knew you wouldn't be able to resist coming out!"
Yan Chixia bit the tip of her tongue and pointed her sword towards the sky: "The sword returns to Xuyu, the Xuanyuan Divine Sword, to exorcise demons and conquer them!!"
In an instant, thousands of sword lights gathered together and formed a huge sword in the air. With a sweeping momentum, it carried golden light and heat waves and cut the old face with dry bark into two halves.
The uncle had no crown, and only half of the bare tree stump was left, spraying blood and water wildly into the sky.
"Stinky Taoist priest, I want you to pay with blood!" Grandma's voice full of resentment and anger echoed through the mountains and forests.
"Ah, it's all talk but no action. If you have the ability, come out and we'll show off. If you don't have the ability, I'll just be your coward."
Yan Chixia sneered three times, and the sword light in the sky suddenly dispersed. With a wave of his hand, the golden light sword rain roared down, twisting the remaining half of the tree stump into pieces, leaving only a large bleeding hole in the place.
It’s not over yet…
"Nameless and formless, the sun and moon shine together, the wind, fire and divine weapons are like laws and orders!"
Rays of golden light swooped down and penetrated into the blood hole. The earth roared, dull explosions continued, and the screams and roars continued uninterrupted for a moment.