Chapter 354: For a while, the more you think, the more you get angry
"Young master, I have misunderstood. I have been weak and sick since I was a child, so I learned some Qihuang techniques and also practiced a breathing and breathing technique."
Bai Suzhen said softly: "My strength may be a bit stronger, but it is only compared with women, and it is absolutely inferior to strong men."
"I see!"
Liao Wenjie nodded and suddenly realized: "I'm still surprised that the girl is weak and mediocre. She doesn't seem to be born with supernatural powers. She turns out to be a martial arts practitioner."
Bai Suzhen: "..."
She knew that honest people couldn't talk, but this guy was so dumb that he must have been beaten many times before.
But it doesn't matter, it's a good thing. Being able to talk has already been acquired by other girls, so how can it be her turn!
"Girl, your sister is still in the water, fish her out first..."
"Don't worry, young master. She hasn't drowned for so long. She will definitely not drown. Don't worry about her. It's raining heavily outside. Let's go in and take shelter." After saying that, Bai Suzhen used the strength of a martial artist to pull Liao Wenjie in.
Got the boat.
The showers stopped, the rain became gentle, and the mist on the lake became thicker. The poetic and picturesque scenery has the beauty of ancient nature.
"Sir, we met by chance and we don't know anyone. I hope you can tell me."
"Meeting by chance is just a passer-by. What's the difference between knowing and not knowing? Why should a girl force herself?" Liao Wenjie shook his head.
"Young master, what you said is wrong. We have built the same boat for a hundred years, and the fate is just wonderful. How can we say it is forceful?" Bai Suzhen smiled and turned on the small stove next to her to dispel the cold. The rain soaked her clothes and stuck to her body. She bent down.
In an instant, the enchanting curves can be seen at a glance.
Xiao Liao: Brother, it’s okay to jump into this trap.
Daliao: Stop talking sarcastically, you will get all the benefits, of course it doesn’t matter.
Xiao Liao: No, big brother, they have agreed on the eyes, hands and mouth.
Yes, bro! x3
After the brief ideological struggle in his mind, Liao Wenjie turned his head to look at the lake and began to recite a poem with a serious face: "
The clouds are low and the mountains are dark, and the water is dim and gloomy.
The sound of the wind stirs up the waves, and the rain and the water are filled with sorrow.
With the newly rising water, the mountains have become hazy,
The rivers and lakes have returned to their majesty, and the dragons have risen..."
At the end of the poem, Liao Wenjie's brows stopped as if he was in trouble. Something was wrong. There was something wrong with this poem that was written with emotion!
"Sir, why don't you read it anymore?"
Bai Suzhen poured the wine and handed it to her. Her eyes were filled with water and mist. If the scene wasn't inappropriate, she might not know what would happen next.
"A rough man with little talent and little learning will never write poetry again."
Liao Wenjie pushed away the offered wine glass with a stern face: "I can't drink too much, and I guess girls are the same. If you drink too much, something will happen. I suggest you pour it into the lake."
"Young master, you are worrying too much. It's just a pot. Besides, it's just to warm your body. What could happen?"
Bai Suzhen held the small table with one hand and handed the wine glass forward with the other hand. Her long wet hair was tied into silk bundles and flowed down her slender white neck, sliding over her delicate collarbone with the rainwater.
Liao Wenjie: (一`′?)
Error, this female seductress is not completely ordinary, she is much stronger than Xiaoqian with the ridge in her breasts.
Opposite me, Bai Suzhen was holding a glass of wine, her smile getting thicker. She knew that with her charm, if she was willing to put in some effort, an honest person would also be dishonest.
"Girl, there is no need to persuade me anymore, I am indeed too drunk, and..."
Liao Wenjie looked at the boatman wearing a raincoat and said speechlessly: "I don't know if I feel wrong or if it's true. Why doesn't this boat move?"
"Maybe the boatman is tired. Master, if you don't drink, I'll make beef soup here. You..."
"Believe in Buddhism, eat vegetarian food, and avoid sexual intercourse with women."
Liao Wenjie took out the Buddhist beads and the string of old monk Spider Spirit, took them in his hand and started playing with them.
No wonder you are so honest!
Sensing the spiritual energy on the beads, Bai Suzhen nodded secretly, guessing that Liao Wenjie and Fahai were traveling together, most likely because they had a common language.
Too much is not enough.
She put down the wine glass in her hand, and Liao Wenjie guarded her tightly. If they continued to hook up, their character would change from a snake to a vixen.
That’s it for today, we’ll make an appointment another day.
Bai Suzhen said with a smile: "Master, it turns out that you also believe in Buddhism. What a coincidence. I have been fascinated by the wisdom of Zen since I was a child. I have many Buddhist scriptures and stories in my home. Some of them can be understood, and some are not. If you are interested, Master,
Let’s make an appointment to study it together another day.”
"There is nothing I can do to help. I recently met a monk and it didn't take long for me to believe it."
"That's it..."
Bai Suzhen secretly thought it was troublesome. An honest person would not take in food or salt, nor drink alcohol, nor would he go on a date. If this continues, as Xiaoqing said, there would be no one around in the middle of the night.
The two chatted for a while, and half an hour later, the boatman swayed the boat to the shore. Liao Wenjie nodded in thanks, saying that he would treat the guests to dinner another day, and walked off the boat with an umbrella.
"Wait a minute, sir, please stay."
Bai Suzhen secretly stretched out her feet and kicked two oil umbrellas, one white and one green, beside the boat into the water. She turned to Liao Wenjie and said, "Although the rain has become lighter, it is still drizzle. I am a woman with a thin body and cannot bear the cold."
It’s cold and rainy, could you please lend me an umbrella?”
"Uh, I just saw you kicking the umbrella..."
"Yes, it's because I kicked my umbrella into the water that I can't protect myself from the wind and rain now. Can you please lend me your umbrella?"
"Okay, girl, let me take a ride. It's natural to lend you my umbrella." Liao Wenjie nodded. What could he do? The other side would be shameless.
"It's hard to refuse such kindness. Thank you for the umbrella, sir." Bai Suzhen took the umbrella with a smile.
"No, you are forcing me to..."
"Sir, I live at the entrance of Shuanghuafang Lane. The family named Bai remembers coming to get an umbrella after the rain." Before Liao Wenjie could refuse, Bai Suzhen urged the boatman to paddle quickly and set up the boat to sail towards another ferry.
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Liao Wenjie shrugged, it was just an umbrella, and he would lose if he went to get it.
Center of the lake.
Xiaoqing swung her long tail and lay on the side of the boat, covering her mouth and laughing non-stop. Then she was kicked into the water by Bai Suzhen, who looked depressed.
"Gulu gulu————"
After soaking in the cold water for a while, Xiaoqing climbed onto the boat, brushed off the water stains on her face, and said with a smile: "Sister, I usually hear that you are very good at dealing with men, but when I saw you today, you are indeed extraordinary. I admire you very much."
Being ridiculed by her sister, Bai Suzhen said angrily: "Go, don't seek bad luck in front of me, otherwise I will tie you under the boat and let you sober up, and soak you enough at one time."
"Sister, I misunderstood. I really admire you."
Xiao Qing raised her hand to block the smile on her face: "That man is not a womanizer, and he is alienated from my sister in every possible way. Even if he is strictly guarded, he is still not as powerful as you, sister."
"Haha, what can you see?"
"Today, my sister asked him for an umbrella. Tomorrow he will go to the house to get an umbrella. He calls every day but the earth and the ground are not working. I will help my sister hold his hands, and then..."
Plop!
Xiaoqing fell into the water and looked out with aggrieved expression: "Sister, why did you kick me into the water? I was right."
"Xiaoqing, how many times have I told you that love is a matter between two people. It depends on your will and my will. It's not bandits and bandits trying to seize Mrs. Zhai. You'd better change your mind quickly."
"But you've also seen that the man is incompetent. If you don't tie him to the bed, don't worry, you won't get the man."
Xiaoqing shook her head and raised her eyebrows at Liao Wenjie's umbrella: "I bet that he will never come to pick up the umbrella tomorrow. Is your love for me unreliable? It's safer to switch to my method. Get his person first, and the days will come.
If you get along for a long time, you can slowly win his heart."
Bai Suzhen rolled her eyes and tried to kick, but Xiaoqing was so frightened that she retreated into the water.
"I know he won't come to get an umbrella tomorrow, and asking for an umbrella is just an excuse. Don't worry, I have plenty of ways to make him come to the door."
"It's true, sister, don't lie to me. I can see clearly that he has no interest in you at all."
"Yes, he just took a peek at my chest."
"Sister, are you sure it was him taking a peek and not you showing it to him?"
"..."
Plop!
Not long after she transformed, Xiaoqing was kicked into the water even though she could speak human language, but not very well.
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The next day, Bai Suzhen held an umbrella and stood at home helplessly all day. From dawn to sunset, she did not see Liao Wenjie knocking on the door. She was depressed all night and fell on the bed tossing and turning.
Early the next morning, she fished out Xiaoqing, who was still sleeping, from the pond in the courtyard, and told him to go out with an umbrella.
Xiao Qing was in a daze and couldn't hear clearly. She was slapped awake and muttered, holding an umbrella and walking toward the hospital with a look of grievance on her face.
Isn't it just that she has five hundred years of Taoism? If she can't seduce a man, she will take it out on her.
The more I thought about it, the more angry I became.JPG
In the security hall, Liao Wenjie was fighting crickets with Li Xiuyuan. He sensed the approaching evil spirit from afar, slapped Li Xiuyuan aside, picked up a book of medical skills and pretended to read it.
Li Xiuyuan secretly thought that he was unlucky. Knowing that he was sick, he put away the cricket tube and sneaked to the backyard to play alone.
Xiaoqing walked into the medical clinic, placed her umbrella in front of Liao Wenjie, remembered Bai Suzhen's warning, and said politely: "Sir, we meet again."
Her temperament is too coquettish, and even pretending to be pure can't hide the charming look between her brows.
Liao Wenjie put down the medical book and asked in confusion: "Have we seen this girl?"
"I've seen you before yesterday. On the boat the day before yesterday, my sister invited you to cross the boat. I was also there."
"Oh, it turns out you are the sister who was kicked into the water."
Liao Wenjie suddenly realized it and took the umbrella: "It's just an umbrella. I thought your sister had forgotten it, but I didn't expect you to send it back specifically. Can you please go there in person? If I had known this, I should have gone and retrieved it."
"
"It's not too late to go. To be honest, my sister caught a cold that day and was bedridden when she got home. In addition to returning the umbrella, I also want to ask you to see a doctor for her." Xiaoqing read the lines according to the script and thought.
After thinking about it, I seemed to have missed a sigh, so I quickly made up for it.
Xiaoqing:ε=(′ο｀*))
Liao Wenjie:(?_?)
With his acting skills, he still had the nerve to act as a wingman, so he simply didn't take Liao into consideration.
"Sir, why don't you speak?"
"It's nothing. It's strange that you didn't catch a cold after being soaked in the water for half an hour. Your sister fell down when she was exposed to a little rain. I can't understand this!"
Xiaoqing: "..."
What should I do? It seems that this paragraph is not in the script.