The lotus leaves that touch the sky are infinitely green, and the lotus flowers that reflect the sun are exceptionally red. The West Lake in summer is so beautiful, and you can see the clear blue sky when you look up.
It's just too hot.
Medical clinic.
Liao Wenjie held a folding fan in his hand and lamented that it was another day that was so hot that patients did not want to go out.
It's a good thing that there are less people, so we close the shop early and go home to fight with the goblins.
Just as he was thinking about it, Li Xiuyuan walked in quickly, picked up the teapot in front of Liao Wenjie, and took a few sips.
Liao Wenjie glanced at Li Xiuyuan and saw a familiar fat black man behind him. He was in his forties or fifties, with a silly look on his face. He was barefoot, had a bellyband, and had a very sharp hairstyle.
Applying the comparison of Li Xiuyuan's appearance, the facial features of the fat black man are similar to that of Cao Dahua. He is also related to the ghost king Da, and the shadows of Che Qinren and a group of uncles can be vaguely seen.
Liao Wenjie pushed up his non-existent glasses. If he guessed correctly, this imbecile should be the Arhat.
When this descendant appears, it's not far from Li Xiuyuan's transformation into a subdued dragon!
"Brother Jie, help me see if there is any cure for this guy?" Li Xiuyuan put down the teapot, saw Liao Wenjie looking at the imbecile, and hurriedly pulled him to his side.
"Pigeon pigeon."
Fu Hu giggled and flew towards Liao Wenjie with both hands. The fat on his body trembled up and down, which made people feel calm and dissatisfied.
Snapped!
Liao Wenjie slowly put his feet back, pointed at the Fuhu attached to the wall, shook his head and said: "It can't be cured, just wait to die, there is no hope."
"No, why don't you be so cruel?"
Li Xiuyuan hurriedly stepped forward, pulled off the imbecile brother stuck on the wall, and complained: "Brother Jie, I know he is hopeless, I just asked him casually, but you can't do such a heavy hand, if you break it,
What should I do if my brain is damaged?”
Liao Wenjie said ruthlessly: "With his current IQ, it might be a good thing to have his brain damaged."
"It makes sense!"
Li Xiuyuan nodded, then thought of something, and asked doubtfully: "Brother Jie, you are proficient in medical skills, do you dare to ask whether the expired poison is no longer poisonous, or is it more poisonous?"
"You will know if you buy a pack and try it."
Liao Wenjie grinned and took out a small porcelain bottle from his arms: "Look, my latest development of 'Smiling Half-Step Epilepsy' can kill people without a trace. You can buy it home and keep it for a year and a half, and then take it after it expires.
You’ll know the answer then.”
It sounds very unreliable.
Li Xiuyuan shook his head repeatedly. The beauty pill that Liao Wenjie gave him before was quite good. After Li Maochun and his wife finished using it, their complexion changed. At first glance, they looked a few years younger.
"Xiu Yuan, this stupid uncle, where did you pick it up?"
"He is not an uncle. He was just born yesterday in my latrine. You may not believe it when I tell you. The situation at that time was like this..."
"Sounds like a monster."
Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows, folded his fan to cover his face, and revealed the word "inner demon": "Xiuyuan, you dare to take in such a monster of unknown origin, what do your parents think?"
"You have a good heart!"
While the two were talking, suddenly there was a commotion on the street, and from a distance they saw a crowd of people walking towards a sedan chair.
To be precise, it was a stretcher with modified bed boards. The pink tent was opened, and sitting on it was Xiaoyu, the top brand of Yixiangyuan, who was half-dressed.
Under his crotch, a man was lying in a large shape, foaming at the mouth, his face was blue and black, and he was occasionally twitching.
"Hey, isn't that man Huang Dafu!"
"It's true, he is famous for being afraid of his wives. I didn't expect that he would have the courage to go to Yixiangyuan. After he was cured, he would be dead."
“You will be famous all over the world in one fell swoop, but you don’t want this kind of fame!”
"That's not necessarily the case. It's cool to be a ghost under the peony flowers. Riding him is Xiaoyu from Yixiangyuan. She is proficient in playing, playing and singing, and is very good at crafts."
"How do you know so well? Have you tried it?"
"Brother, I'm talking about music. What are you talking about?"
"What I'm talking about is also the rhythm. What else do you want to say?"
"..."
"Brother Jie, what's going on over there?" Li Xiuyuan looked over.
"The wind will blow soon."
Liao Wenjie explained. Seeing that Li Xiuyuan didn't understand very well, he whispered: "He died suddenly during sexual intercourse. The causes of death were various. As for this person... he probably overestimated his ability and jumped to the next level. He may have taken drugs to enhance his entertainment."
.”
"Then why don't you go save people!"
"If it can't be cured, the person will become cold and hopeless."
Liao Wenjie shook his head and sent out the third company again. Unlike Fu Hu, this Huang Dafu took too long to get to the hospital and was really hopeless.
On the street, Huang Dafu's wife heard the news and rushed to the scene. She gathered a group of female relatives and friends, stopped the sedan chair, and started arguing with Xiaoyu.
Xiaoyu's fighting ability is astonishing. She can beat seven of them one at a time and scold a group of shrews until they have no power to fight back.
"All the yellow-faced women are chattering all day long. If they can't stand the men, they will come over and scold me. Our Yixiangyuan is a serious business, so we have to pay taxes! And your men, I know them all, and so do all of them*
*Crooked!”
It was extremely hurtful and insulting. The scolding battle escalated, and with the sound of the starting gun "he~~tui", a fight broke out on the spot.
It's strange to say that it's obviously a fight between women, but there are more male contestants participating in the battle, especially Xiaoyu, who is surrounded by several passers-by.
Li Xiuyuan shook his head repeatedly. After such a long time, no one cared about Huang Dafu, who was already cold. He sighed: "In broad daylight, men have no self-esteem and women have no self-love. They have no sense of shame at all. You deserve to be struck by lightning."
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Boom!!
Suddenly the wind started to rise in the clear sky, and the endless clouds gathered in. There was a thunder on the ground, and it struck at Li Xiuyuan's feet with a crack.
"Gudu!"
After narrowly missing the line of death, Li Xiuyuan swallowed, wiped the cold sweat from his head, and wanted to escape, but found that his legs and feet were weak and kept struggling, so he hurriedly asked for help from Liao Wenjie next to him.
"Brother Jie, come here and give me a hand, my legs are numb."
After saying that, he didn't see any movement around him. When he turned around, he saw that Liao Wenjie ran all the way back to the hospital and had long since disappeared.
"Damn, are you so loyal?"
Li Xiuyuan was stunned, looked up at the sky, and discussed: "God, you have also seen that so many people deserve to be hacked. Please be more accurate and don't accidentally hurt good people."
?
A strong light flashed across, lightning struck Li Xiuyuan directly on the head, and black smoke exploded on the spot.
When the quarreling crowd saw this, they screamed in fright, muttering that they would be struck by lightning if they did too many bad things. They turned around and disappeared. Only Huang Dafu remained motionless from beginning to end, lying quietly on the bed board.
superior.
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"The Dragon-Subduing Arhat appears and descends to earth to save all sentient beings!"
Li Xiuyuan... no, it was Arhat Who Subdued the Dragon. After finishing his concave shape, he flipped up his newly-made fireworks perm and glanced in the direction where Xiaoyu fled in embarrassment.
"Ninth Generation Pheasant, I have some big things to do today. I'll see you another day."
After that, he quickly walked into the security hall, pulled out the stupid Fu Hu from under the table, and said with emotion: "Ah Hu, in order to help me, you turned into this. A good brother is loyal, I owe you
I won’t pay back your money.”
Liao Wenjie closed the folding fan and frowned: "Xiu Yuan, have you been fooled?"
"You have recognized the wrong person. Li Xiuyuan is me, but I am not Li Xiuyuan..."
Jiang Long replied casually, dragging Fu Hu outside the house. Three seconds later, he turned back and looked at Liao Wenjie with wide eyes: "Brother, I'm leaving, why don't you stop me?"
"That's right. We've never met each other. Why should I stop you?"
"Stop pretending, I understand."
Jianglong lifted up the fireworks in front of him and permed his long hair, and said with a confident smile: "You are a land god, you opened a medical clinic in the city for no reason, and you are also closely related to my reincarnation. You must have received the news before you came to help me, right?
wrong?"
"Please cooperate and turn left when you go out. I won't send you here."
"No way, it shouldn't be!"
Seeing Liao Wenjie's attitude that it had nothing to do with him, Jiang Long raised his hand and made some calculations. The calculations became more and more confusing and clueless. He had to admit that his popularity in heaven was not as good as he imagined.
"Hey hey hey..."
Jianglong rolled his eyes, rubbed his hands and leaned forward: "Since you can see it, I won't hide it from you. Yes, I am the reincarnation of Arhat Jianglong."
"ah."
Liao Wenjie nodded, looked at the imbecile who was urinating at the door, and said speechlessly: "Do you still want to say that he is your good brother Fuhu Luohan?"
"Well, it's a long story about Ah Hu's situation."
Jianglong scratched his head, and after a while he choked out: "Brother, stop pretending, others don't believe he is Fuhu, and you are not an ordinary person, so why pretend to be confused because you understand."
"Brother, you can't help but pretend to be confused. Look at the two of you, one is more crooked than the other. It's obvious that you are a stupid teammate who has come down to earth to find a divine opponent."
Liao Wenjie sighed and said: "I am just a land fairy with thin arms and legs. I can't carry my shoulders or lift my hands. If I get mixed up in it, I will definitely be unlucky. If I don't pretend to be confused, can I take the initiative to die?"
"Damn it, what does it mean to take the initiative to die? The thing is done, and you deserve half of the credit!"
"It's inappropriate, the risk is too great."
"Actually, it's not that big of a risk. The reason I came down to earth this time was to make a bet with a few gods. Without using magic power, I could influence the ninth generation of pheasants, the ninth generation of villains, and the ninth generation of beggars, and change their fate..."
Jianglong explained: "So that those superior gods can understand that people's fate is not predestined. Don't be superior all day long, always talk about 'fate', treat mortals like ants and grass, and ignore their sufferings."
"Thanks a lot."
Liao Wenjie nodded, and then said bluntly: "I understand everything you said, but this is your mission, what does it have to do with me?"
"Because I can't use magic!"
Nonsense, you just pinched and calculated, how dare you say you didn't use your magic power?
Liao Wenjie complained in his heart and said speechlessly: "I'm sorry, I haven't figured out the necessary logical relationship between this. Please think about it before speaking."
"No problem, the logic is very smooth. If I can't use magic, it will be no problem if you use it."
Jiang Long bit his lip and cast a flirtatious look: "Brother, there is true love in the world, please help mortals!"
Liao Wenjie pondered for a moment and shook his head: "It still doesn't work. This is your test. It's you who are here to influence them. What does it mean if I get involved?"
"I didn't ask you to help transfer people, so I can do this. I'm worried that for such a simple task, the people in the sky will secretly stumble and act rogue so that I can't complete the bet."
"Excuse me, who are these people?"
"No one. I have offended a lot of people above. At most they are King Yama, God of Wealth, God Erlang, Jade Emperor, Queen Mother..."
As he was talking, Jiang Long realized that something was wrong. Liao Wenjie took him out of the hospital with a smile, then hung up a sign saying 'closed for three years', closed the window and locked the door, and threw him outside the house.