Chapter 380 Every day is not at handsome, or on the way to handsome
In front of Guoqing Temple, Ji Dian sent Xiaoyu away who was in despair and ran quickly towards the main hall.
He has planned for the next three years to teach his apprentice Zhu Dachang to become a good monk. If he fails to succeed, he will serve Li Maochun and his wife away, and entrust all the family property to Zhu Dachang, let him change his surname to 'Li', and take over the incense business of the Li family.
.
Then he came to Xiaoyu, married her, and turned into wood.
In this life, he basically arranged it like this.
It doesn't matter if you haven't influenced the people of the three ninth lives, you will continue in the next life.
When he was reincarnated, he asked Fuhu for help and arranged to be twin brothers with Yuan Batian. They grew up together and beat his younger brother while eating and sleeping. He must let Yuan Batian understand the truth that no matter how cruel or evil he is, he is just a younger brother.
Of course, the premise for making these arrangements is that he can survive tonight.
The future is gloomy. For the sake of three people from the ninth life, Ji Dian thought about it, thinking that he could only give it a try with his little arms and legs.
"I'm so handsome, but I look like I'm the type to use my words to convince people. I'm not good at using my fists to convince people. Should I bear all this pressure?"
Jidian squatted under the Guanyin statue and dug a hole, complaining as he dug the soil. After a while, he threw out a wooden box with a seal on it.
"Om Mani Padme Hum...the six-character Great Ming Mantra, yes, that's it."
Ji Dian touched the seal on the wooden box and wondered whether the yellow paper had the effect of suppressing the black Rakshasa. After thinking about it, he did not dare to tear it off.
"If the seal is torn and the breath of the scepter is leaked, causing the Black Rakshasa to appear in advance, then I will be guilty..."
In his mind, the black Rakshasa jumped from the underworld to the human world, rampaging all the way, killing people and causing rivers of blood. Ji Dian shivered, found a rope from the side hall, tied the big wooden box, and carried it behind his back.
"rise!"
Having lost his golden body, Ji Dian is just an ordinary person with a little magic power. He can bully Yuan Batian without any problem, but he can't do it even if he is exhausted from carrying a large wooden box of nearly 200 kilograms while training cross-country.
I saw him carrying the wooden box on his back, blushing and thick-necked, and walked to the door of the hall. There was a bang, a light movement behind him, his whole body leaned forward, and he floated up into the air with a confused look on his face, and fell into a hungry tiger.
Depending on the person, sometimes this move is also called a vicious dog snatching shit.
Ji Dian's head hurt from the fall. He held his head in his hands and rolled twice. He got up and took a look. He was speechless and rolled his eyes.
The old wooden box was buried in the soil for a long time. From the front, it looked like nothing. The bottom of the box had long been rotten and fester, and could not bear the weight of the scepter. Therefore, the bottom was exposed after taking only two steps.
"No way, such an important thing can be dealt with with a broken wooden box, you..."
Ji Dian was furious, raised his hand and pointed to the sky angrily, then blinked and said dryly: "You must be a noble person who forgets things a lot. You must not be careless next time. Please change it to something iron, so that it won't break the bottom."
"
Thinking that the big iron box was even harder to carry, Ji Dian lamented that everything was not going well. He picked up the scepter and carried it behind his back, tore off the seal, carefully stuffed it into his arms, and ran quickly outside the Guoqing Temple.
The Black Rakshasa said that when the lunar eclipse reaches the yin tonight, it will be when he returns to the world. The first stop is to take away the scepter suppressed under the Guanyin statue.
The Black Rakshasa without the scepter blew up Liao Wenjie's golden body, and then let him get the scepter. That would be a big deal!
Moreover, the black Rakshasa's demonic energy is overwhelming and can destroy the heaven and the earth. Ji Dian is really afraid that when his teeth are broken, the black Rakshasa will burn them all with one move and bring the whole city to be buried with them.
It would be better to run farther away. After leaving the city, there are many deep mountains and old forests, some of which are inaccessible places.
For example, few people go to the riverside where Liao Wenjie suppressed Fahai, so it is perfect for dealing with black Rakshasa.
After running a few steps, Ji Dian looked at the darkening night and muttered: "That's too hasty. If I had known that the wooden box was not strong, I should have prepared a fast horse."
"drive!"
Just as he was talking, shouts came from the front, and the high-beam headlights hit Ji Dian's face, causing him to quickly raise his hands to cover his face.
As the carriage approached, I realized that the driver was an acquaintance.
Fa Kong.
"Hey, Master, didn't you leave? Why are you back?" Ji Dian was surprised at first, and then he jumped on the carriage with great joy. There is no road ahead, and Fa Kong came just in time.
"No, I'm always here."
"No way. I clearly saw you carrying big and small bags out. You looked like you didn't want to stay for a moment. Why didn't you leave?"
"I'm in a hurry to go out of the city to perform a ritual. The big and small bags are full of magic weapons, and they are all packed in the car... What are you doing?"
The reins were taken away. Fa Kong avoided Ji Dian's kick and held the carriage firmly with both hands: "Ji Dian, this is the temple's carriage. Don't mess around. Stop now while I'm not angry yet. Don't do it."
Mistake after mistake."
"Master, where are you thinking?"
Ji Dian was speechless and explained: "I calculated with my fingers that the Black Rakshasa is out of trouble today and will come to Guoqing Temple to take away his scepter. I decided to sacrifice my life for justice, take the scepter to an uninhabited land, and invite the Black Rakshasa to fight to the death."
"Then you are dead!"
"Yeah, that's why I have to kick you out of the car to prevent you from playing with me."
At this point, Ji Dian kicked out again, but Fakong resisted with Arhat Fist, but failed to succeed.
"Master, I'm on my way to die. If you know better, get off the bus immediately so as not to hold me back later."
"Jidian, I am not accompanying you to die, but I am helping you conquer demons together."
Fakong said with emotion: "I don't know why, but when I first saw you, I admired you very much. I am also old, and I can't achieve any positive results in this life. I might as well learn from you and sacrifice my life for righteousness, so as to accumulate points for the next life."
Merit."
"Master!"
Ji Dian was greatly moved: "Master, you are so loyal, but I still say the same thing, you are a terrible loser, and if you follow me, you will only hold me back, can you not go?"
"Ji Dian, I am a little weak, but one person is weak and two people are strong. If you think about it again, there must be some place where I can be used."
"Having said that, being reasonable doesn't change the fact that you are a noob. I am already very weak, and you are even weaker than me..."
Ji Dian was complaining when suddenly his eyes lit up: "Master, I have thought of a clever trick, and I need you to cooperate with me to complete it. If you are lucky, you may be able to successfully eliminate the Black Rakshasa."
"What's the trick?"
"The devil Black Rakshasa is arrogant, domineering, arrogant, and arrogant. He especially likes to throw his head back and laugh. Master, you haven't seen it. He is usually ugly, and he is even uglier when he smiles. How can he be so miserable and miserable..."
"Ahem, Ji Dian, business is more important."
"Sorry, I'm angry."
Ji Dian apologized, and then said with a sly smile: "The Black Rakshasa spoke ten times, and more than half of them laughed out loud. Master, as long as you help me attract his attention, I can knock out the gold teeth while he is laughing.
into his body."
"How to break in?"
"Throw it in, what else?"
"..."x2
"Jidian, it sounds like I'm at greater risk. How about I throw it instead, and you go attract the attention of the Black Rakshasa?"
"That's not right. Master, your eyesight is dim and you will definitely miss the target."
Ji Dian shook his head, looking very impressed by Fakong: "And in terms of appearance, I'm so handsome. Master, you look like a funny person at first sight. You don't have to do anything, just stand there and you can laugh.
The black Rakshasa is grinning from ear to ear, so the important task of amusing him is left to you."
…
Halfway up the mountain, the mountain road was winding and the carriage could no longer move forward.
Ji Dian carried the scepter on his back and walked on foot with Fakong. Seeing that it was almost midnight and there was still a long way to go from the riverside, he had no choice but to stop insisting and chose a place with many crooked necks and trees.
"Jidian, is this okay?"
"That's true, it's definitely not possible!"
Ji Dian shook his head, and then comforted: "But don't worry, each of us is weaker than the other, and we have no chance of winning against the Black Rakshasa, so this little problem is not a problem."
The problem is serious and there is no point in worrying about it. Don’t think too much, just do it and it will be done.
After hearing this, Fakong nodded repeatedly and leaned against the tree to catch his breath. It was said to be a way to regulate his energy and spirit, and later he would use his supreme magic power to subdue the black Rakshasa.
The clouds in the sky are getting thicker, the Tengu eclipses the moon, the full moon is torn into pieces, and sinks into darkness little by little.
Without the lighting in the sky, Fa Kong's high-beam headlights were turned off, and the dark forest was instantly filled with a ghostly atmosphere. The crooked-necked trees made it seem like they all had their own stories.
"Jidian, it's so evil. Is there a demon coming?"
"Shh~"
Ji Dian raised his fingers to his mouth, his eyes flashed with golden light. After a moment, he took a breath of cold air, picked up Fa Kong, who was relying on his uncle, and ran wildly down the mountain.
Boom!!
The mountain forest trembled, cracks opened in the ground, a black claw protruded, and wild and ferocious laughter echoed among the mountains.
Fa Kong, who had previously kept saying that he wanted to conquer demons, immediately felt weak and was carried behind him by Ji Dian. He turned around and reported that the Black Rakshasa was getting closer and closer, acting as a rearview mirror.
"Jidian, run faster, he is going to catch up."
"Holy crap, who do you think makes me unable to run fast!"
The ground shook under his feet, and Ji Dian knew there was no way to escape. He twisted his foot with a squeak, and fell into the grass with Fakong.
Bang!
The black Rakshasa raised his foot and trampled on the ground, tearing an abyss crack in the valley. He looked down at the trembling Fa Kong and said with a ferocious smile: "Run, smelly monk, why don't you run away!"
"I'm tired from running, can't I take a break?"
Fakong replied with a trembling voice, stood up leaning on the branch, raised his chest and raised his head and said: "Devil, you are finished, I have decided to use all my strength to deal with you. Before it is too late, I don't want to kill, you go!"
"Hahaha, I'm so scared!"
Just as Ji Dian expected, Black Rakshasa was so amused that he threw his head back and laughed, and Yahuazi could see clearly.
good chance!
Ji Dian, who was hiding in the dark, saw golden light in his eyes. He jumped into the air with all his strength, holding two gold teeth tightly in his hands. His target was the Black Rakshasa's open mouth.
If the angle is right, he will throw the gold tooth into the throat hole; if not, he will put it directly into the mouth and die together with the black Rakshasa.
Snapped!
The laughing Black Rakshasa raised his hand to pinch Jidian and said expressionlessly: "Boy, what do you want to do?"
"Well……"
Sweat ran down Douda's cheeks, and Ji Dian smiled awkwardly but politely: "I said I got lost and ended up here by accident. Do you believe it?"
"Hmph, you are such a happy person, you want to kill me just because you want to, just go ahead and dream!"
Black Rakshasa's eyes shot into the air, he raised his big hand and threw Ji Ding high into the dark sky, laughing as he watched the falling object turn into a photo.
Jidiren was in mid-air, screaming as loudly as a slaughtered pig. Suddenly a red light flashed, and he found that his body was light, as if he was caught by something.
Opening his eyes, he saw an extremely familiar face in his sight. Ji Dian burst into tears and said, "Brother Jie, you are handsome again!"
"Normally, I am either in Yingjun or on the way to Yingjun every day."
Liao Wenjie waved his hand and put down Ji Dian, and looked behind him: "It's the Black Rakshasa's scepter, right? How can you carry such a dangerous thing around with you? Let me go first, lest he snatch it away."