Chapter 400: Cultivation can be expected, the road to heaven is not over
"If you can come, Taoist priests can come, and monks can naturally come."
As soon as he listened to the monk's speech, the Taoist priest felt a toothache and couldn't help but said: "I mean, you can't pinch and count. What are you doing here? Is it possible that you want to be with the master... and the old witch Huaqianyuexia?"
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The name of the Taoist priest is Chang Chongzi. "Chang" means the five constant principles, which are benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and trust. "Chong" means indifference and modesty, which means being as open-minded as a valley. It is an excellent name.
The monk, whose name is Zhengxin, is about the same age as the Taoist priest. They met each other because of a bad mouth incident when they were young. They are equally good at talking, and their actions are also half-measured, so they always make sarcastic remarks when they meet.
It is understandable that masters at their level have very few friends who talk to each other on an equal footing. There are only a few friends who can talk to each other. They don't say it with their mouths, but they still feel very rare in their hearts.
Moreover, you need to maintain a superior image in front of juniors. When there are no outsiders, you can quicken your mind by saying a few words, so as not to sit upright all day long, which may lead to Alzheimer's disease.
"Even this old witch wants to have sex with a poor monk. She doesn't even urinate to show how many teeth she still has. A few decades ago, when she was still a great beauty, the poor monk might have...
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"Go on, how did you treat her when she was still a beauty?"
Chang Chong tugged at the executioner's beard with a look of anticipation on his face: "I'm so anxious, but you should speak up!"
"A cow's nose can't spit out ivory from its mouth. You deserve to die in a hurry. I'm a poor monk, so I'm going to quit sex!"
"I do not believe……"
Chang Chongzi made a scornful sound, then poked Zhengxin with his elbow, and said curiously: "I'm serious, I came to Sanyuan Mountain to find out the truth. The celestial star chart shows that there are people with great supernatural powers in this mountain who can change the world. It has to do with international friendship. I have to
Come on, why are you joining in the fun?"
"I saw you coming alone, so I followed you secretly."
Zhengxin's eyes wandered and he gave an answer. Just when Chang Chongzi was greatly moved, he suddenly became elated: "You stinky Taoist priest, you have had a bad mouth and offended people since the day you were born. If you act recklessly on other people's territory, you will most likely do it."
The Eighty-Nine Meeting will cause a group fight, and the poor monk is thinking of this opportunity and will not let it pass by saying anything, so he comes here to step on your feet."
"..."x2
Big eyes stared at small eyes, and Chang Chongzi angrily said, "That's better than you. Back then, you went to Shaolin Temple to challenge the Tongren Alley, and you were beaten into a pig's head and thrown into the smelly ditch in the back mountain. That face is like a poor Taoist."
You can laugh for a lifetime."
"You're talking nonsense. Those injuries were not caused by Tongren Lane. I had eighteen bronze skins and iron bones and I could easily walk out without fighting back. It was the immortal dreamer who acted rogue and promised to let me into Tibet after breaking through Tongren Lane."
I stayed in the Golden Pavilion for three days and three nights. When I finally walked out, he said that it was useless for me to break through the customs. He would not let me enter the Sutra Pavilion. I reasoned with him, but he refused to listen and even beat me...
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Speaking of this, Zhengxin was filled with resentment: "You narrow-minded guy, if I say something shameless to him, he will just stare at the poor monk's face and hit him."
"Oh, you're done. The abbot is petty. You dare to say that he is petty. If he finds out, he will definitely hunt you down thousands of miles away." Chang Chongzi looked gloating.
Zhengxin didn't take it seriously: "Humph, I don't have clairvoyance in my dream, so how could I possibly know about it?"
"If I tell him, he will know!"
"Then it's over for you. If I say he's petty and you say he's petty, you won't be able to run away even if I beat him."
"..."x2
After another round of glares, the two of them felt that Mengwei was already old, had high blood pressure and coronary heart disease. If they sent him away, they would definitely not be able to live with him. They could just deal with some minor matters internally without notifying him.
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While they were silent, the seven members of Asama Miko's group at the crater vomited blood and fell to the ground. After a short rest, the monk carried the miko on his back and returned down the mountain along the same route.
Seeing this scene, Chang Chongzi was thoughtful, tugging at his beard, his eyes flashing.
"Stinky Taoist, those seven guys are injured, why don't you take advantage of them to be alone..." Zhengxin raised his hand and made a cutting motion, the meaning was self-evident.
Chang Chongzi's hands trembled when he heard this, and he pulled off a few beards. He grimaced in pain and said speechlessly: "Are you crazy or blind? This is Sanyuan Mountain, someone else's territory. It's obviously the two of us who are left alone."
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"But there are only seven of them, and we have the advantage. It's very exciting to fight and run away."
The more Zhengxin talked, the more reasonable he felt. He nodded repeatedly and said, "Besides, in this place where birds don't poop, if you cover your face and I cover my head, who can guess who the two of us are, right?"
It’s your second uncle!
Chang Chongzi rolled his eyes and was too lazy to pay attention to the Zhengxin monk who was a gangster and had no good intentions at all. He said angrily: "I have a mission to come to Sanyuan Mountain. If you want to find a fight, go alone. Don't delay me."
Do business."
After saying that, Chang Chongzi recited the decision in his mouth and calculated with his fingers. After a while, a look of shock flashed across his face. Under Zhengxin's astonished gaze, he ran towards the crater of the volcano as if he was possessed.
"If you keep a low profile in other people's territory, you will end up being the most arrogant." Zhengxin muttered and quickly caught up with Chang Chongzi.
The two of them stood in front of the crater. Chang Chongzi took out a compass from his arms, bit his fingertips and cast a spell. Finally, he pointed his fingers together into a sword and drew an "Edict" composed of blood drops on the top of the compass.
'symbol.
The blood droplets dissipated into nothing, and a miniature panoramic view of Mount Miyuan appeared above the compass. Those who didn't know it thought he was holding a projector and doing three-dimensional imaging.
Chang Chongzi looked closely and saw that the miniature Sanyuan Mountain was trapped by nine chains, and its layout was abolished. It was no longer between the heaven, earth, mountains and rivers, and became a pile of dispensable earth.
"What's wrong? Do you have any explanation?"
"The feng shui of Sanyuan Mountain has been ruined."
"What a good thing!"
"There will be no more volcanoes or earthquakes in the future."
"What a tragedy!"
"..."
Hearing this, Chang Chongzi almost choked to death and glared at Zhengxin fiercely: "Now is not the time to talk about this. Someone with great supernatural power suppresses this mountain. If he can destroy Sanyuan Mountain today, he can go to Qinling Mountains tomorrow."
, we can intercept the Yellow River the day after tomorrow, do you understand?"
"Hiss, hiss"
Zhengxin took a breath of cold air and said in disbelief: "There is such a person in the world. This... this is not scientific. Did you make a mistake in your calculation? Take another look and look more carefully."
"It's the same after looking at it several times. Maybe the poor Taoist's Bagua compass will be wrong, but the celestial star chart will never be wrong."
Chang Chongzi was worried. He looked at the nine chains on Sanyuan Mountain and said to himself: "Looking at the layout of the seal, it is clear that the nine-character mantra is four vertically and five horizontally. I just didn't know that the person who imposed the seal was an expert who was not born in neon.
Or we have senior master cats over there in the deep mountains and old forests... That’s not right, Miyuan Mountain didn’t provoke them, so why did you deal with them so harshly?”
"The actions of an expert must be unpredictable. Even if he farts, you will think that there is something profound about him."
He said something sincerely, and then said: "Why are you thinking so much? Maybe I just ate too many leeks. Bah, I was in a bad mood. I was not happy when I passed by and saw this mountain, so I turned my hand and swatted it away."
The seal is simple and crude, just using the power to suppress people. If there is any subtlety, forgive his lack of knowledge, I really can't see any details.
In other words, the seal was applied casually without the other party putting much thought into it.
But this is the most terrifying thing. You can destroy a mountain casually. If you are willing to put in the effort...
Chang Chongzi was worried and took a deep breath: "This is no longer a question of whether to do the job or not. It is a matter of family, country and the world. Today, even if I risk my life, I still want to take a look at the honor of this master."
He put the compass under his feet, held the sword formula in his hand, stepped on the Tiangang with his feet, and recited Jiu Yao Directly, nine times in a row, and pointed at the position between the eyebrows.
"open!"
On Chang Chongzi's forehead, a bright blue celestial eye opened. He closed his eyes tightly and looked at the world again with his forehead celestial eye, quickly scanning the entire top of Mount Miyuan.
"There is a strong ghost aura. The seal not only suppressed the mountain, but also eliminated one...two evil spirits... So it turns out that the reason why this mountain was suppressed was because the evil spirits triggered the earth fire..."
"Hey, this white chain is actually written with the Pure Heaven and Earth Divine Curse. It's weird that there is such an operation!"
"I saw it, I saw it..."
Just like Miko Asama, the moment she saw the mysterious man's face clearly, a ray of red light came across the boundary and broke through the third eye of Chang Chongzi's forehead, shaking his whole body like chaff. A wisp of blood overflowed from the corner of his mouth, and he fell limply on the ground.
on the ground.
"Hey, are you okay?"
Zhengxin hurriedly came forward to help him. Seeing that Chang Chongzi's face was pale, he was surprised and said: "What's going on? What did you see that made you so scared?"
"Practice can be expected, and the road to heaven is not yet over!"
A flash of fanaticism flashed in Chang Chongzi's eyes, and he grabbed Zhengxin's arm tightly: "Who said that spiritual practice has declined? It's pure fart. There are still land gods in the world."
"Are you crazy?"
"..."
Chang Chongzi paused when he heard the words. After a moment, the enthusiasm in his eyes dissipated, and his face showed infinite sadness: "It's pitiful that there are land gods in the world. How can other people live like this!"
After saying that, there was a burst of muttering to himself, the left one should not be done, the right one is unfair, and the words were kept on like a repeater.
"You cry sometimes and laugh sometimes. You are really crazy."
Zhengxin picked up the compass, swept away the blood on the ground with a slap of his hand, picked up Chang Chongzi and ran towards the depths of the woods. After a few jumps, he disappeared.
…
Tokyo, near the cafe.
The two cars stopped. With tears streaming down his face, Liao Wenjie stepped out of the passenger seat, knocked on Saeko Nogami's car window, and led her to a remote corner alone.
"You know me, I don't want to make it public about the murder tape. If you plan to write a report, don't add my name. Love whoever you want, as long as it's not me."
"Alas~"
Saeko Nogami sighed, her mind completely absent from the video tape. She was very disappointed when she heard this: "I remember someone said in the desert that those children would be very cute, but after so long, the father of the children is still
You scumbag has no idea of reforming his past."
"Don't forget your original intention and always be consistent. Never let go if you meet a man like this."
Liao Wenjie sincerely admired it, and then said: "The murder video tape has been solved, please help me check to see if there are any other supernatural events, such as the haunted house in Saeki's house, Hanako in the toilet, the eight-foot-tall girl driving a taxi, etc."
After saying that, he raised his eyebrows at Saeko Nogami, very optimistic about this tool man.
"Sounds like an urban legend..."
Nogami Saeko nodded and was about to turn around and leave when he suddenly glanced at the car that was in tears. A smile appeared on the corner of his mouth and he pushed Liao Wenjie into the corner with a bang.
"Calm down, Seiko, you can't be offended by a moment of anger."
"..."
Seeing that Liao Wenjie was easily pushed into the corner by him, with a shy and hypocritical look on his face, Nogami Saeko was so stunned that he didn't have the guts to do it. He took out his lipstick, touched up his makeup, and bit into it...