Chapter 483 I used to be an atheist until I met you
Asama didn't know what to say for a moment, so he forced a smile and said, "Sir, we are a serious shrine, and the customs you mentioned have long been history."
"What's wrong with respecting history..."
Liao Wenjie curled his lips and complained: "Just a passerby, let me tell you something. The gods you worship are not serious. Why do you want to be a serious shrine? Have you really understood and implemented the will of God?"
"..."
It made so much sense that Asama was speechless.
"You may not believe it, but I am lucky enough to understand God's will. It is better for the witch to be less serious."
Liao Wenjie raised his brows and whispered: "According to the oracle's instructions, the god you worship has some constructive opinions on the shrine. For example, the witch's clothing suggests exposing the underarms, which not only diverts traffic, but also strengthens the cohesion of believers."
It’s okay not to have such traffic and believers!
Asama closed her eyes and remained silent, facing the gods and turning a deaf ear to what she said. At this moment, although she was a human being, she defeated the gods with her own courage.
Liao Wenjie talked for a long time. When Asama nodded perfunctorily, he felt bored and blinked and looked at Isayama Yomi with a serious face next to him.
"If I'm not wrong, Huang Quan must be one of the shrine maidens."
Liao Wenjie dared to vouch for this. If it were another shrine, the witch might have to hire part-time workers, but the meaning here is different. The sacred goods in the shrine are real, and the white jade statue also has the power to suppress hell.
The Exorcist Family Alliance is best at selling daughters, and will never let go of this opportunity.
"Yes, besides me, Sister Ming and Kagura are also." Isayama Huangquan nodded and admitted.
I knew it!
"It's scary. With the configuration of this shrine, I can totally imagine the gods staying there every night."
Liao Wenjie said solemnly: "What do you want to do, kidnap the Son of God, or kill the God?"
Isayama Huangquan rolled his eyes. He didn't think it was anything before, but now looking at Liao Wenjie's serious face, he felt distorted no matter how he looked at it.
She hesitated for a moment, then turned her head and looked aside: "Brother Jie, there is no need to hide it anymore. Just now... everyone saw your true face."
"Brother Jie, who is that?"
Liao Wenjie looked confused: "Huang Quan, do I know this person you are talking about? Is he handsome?"
The topic was not suitable to participate in, nor was it suitable to listen, so Asama turned around and left.
"When you were fighting the King of Hell, the clone you left behind broadcast the entire battle live in the form of a projection, including a scene of you revealing your true face." Isayama Yomi's eyes continued to drift away, and she didn't know why.
I tell the truth, but I feel bad if I don't tell it. I feel a little regretful about telling it, and I feel mixed emotions.
"It's unreasonable. We're all our own people, and that bastard actually plotted against me!"
Liao Wenjie gritted his teeth. No wonder he felt that the doppelganger's smile was sinister and that he looked like a villain. It turned out that it was not an illusion.
"I feel very good……"
Isayama Huangquan whispered BB, and his resentment was visible to the naked eye.
"Okay, since you know everything, I won't explain it. In short, everything is a misunderstanding and the world's fault."
Liao Wenjie raised his hand and wiped it on his face, dispelling the transformation technique and showing his original appearance. Taking advantage of Isayama's unpreparedness, he directly changed the subject and said: "When I heard that you became a shrine maiden, I probably guessed something. What did the head of the Isayama family mean?
...The engagement is void?"
Who dares to make a marriage contract with God?
Isayama Yoshizumi became even more resentful and nodded without saying anything.
"That's such a pity, even though I'm still looking forward to it."
Liao Wenjie looked regretful, and then put his hands on Isayama Huangquan's shoulders: "Since there is no engagement, then we are ordinary friends. I said something before, and you didn't agree at the time. Now our relationship has changed. I
I want to say it again."
"Wha, what?"
Feeling the strength on his shoulders, Isayama Yomi's heart trembled, he blushed and lowered his head, and even trembled a little when he spoke.
"Can you give me your cousin Ming's phone number?"
"..."
"Huang Quan, what are you talking about? We are just friends, but you can't do this little favor?"
"Absolutely not."
Isayama Huangquan narrowed his eyes and pushed Liao Wenjie's hands away with his dead eyes.
She is so stupid that she still has expectations for this kind of scum, no, this kind of divine scum.
"That's right, I was rude. After all, we were engaged before. Asking you for your number will only embarrass you."
Liao Wenjie nodded. It was because he didn't think carefully: "Since you don't want to, I'll go find her by myself another day. That's it. I'll get out of the way first and have a double date with you and Kagura in the future."
The phone rang, waking her up from her daze. After answering the unknown call, her eyes gradually brightened.
"Moxi Moxi, is it Huangquan?"
"Ah! Ah? Hmm."
"This is my number. It is different from Kurosaki Ichigo's number that is turned off every day. Under normal circumstances, this number can be reached as long as I am still in this world."
"I don't really want to..."
"Don't say that, this number is very powerful. If you have any wishes someday, such as dating me, you can make it come true by calling this number!"
"..."
"Is the signal bad? Why are you not talking again?"
"I have no such wish..."
"Then please transfer the number to your cousin..."
Snap!
Isayama Huangquan hung up the phone directly, put away the phone with an expressionless face, sneaked out after a while, added a note name to the number, and saved it in the address book.
…
Three days later, at night, I will be born again.
In the next life, he will be lying on the sofa, with a facial mask on his face, long wavy hair hanging down, and wearing a monotonous white shirt.
For men, only the middle two buttons are fastened.
Two long snow-white legs were placed on Liao Wenjie's legs. The latter took care of them carefully, picked up the cucumber slices in the fruit plate, and placed a letter on her legs.
On TV, reports about the total solar eclipse continue to be hot, and many programs are being rushed into production to please the audience, calling in various experts to explain this unusual total solar eclipse.
According to statistics, on a global scale, a total solar eclipse occurs once a year and a half on average. In the same region, it is generally once every three hundred years.
With the current level of science and technology, it is not uncommon for astronomy enthusiasts to enjoy a total solar eclipse as long as they are willing to pay for air tickets.
But this time it was different, it was so weird.
Especially the neon lights, the dark sky and the dark ground, the cries of ghosts and the howling of wolves, the loud shouts of killing in many places, and the traces of explosion damage are clearly visible. Some people believe that it has opened the door to the devil's world.
In response, officials from various countries stepped forward urgently to popularize the reasons for this abnormal total solar eclipse to the public in a scientific way.
The reasons are explained as follows:
The earth's magnetic field was affected by the total solar eclipse, not only the earth, but also the moon was affected, resulting in a series of earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes... Bah bah bah... Relevant experts are deciphering the mysteries and exploring the truth of the universe...
…Bilibili……
All in all, don’t believe rumors and don’t spread them. Science is the truth. There is no world of demons, let alone war between gods and demons.
Neon was the most exaggerated, even dispatching TV Tokyo and inviting several experts to broadcast live and answer questions for the public through a hotline.
A local audience representative from Neon asked: "Why is it that Neon is the most affected by magnetic field fluctuations when other places are calm and dark at most?"
"Good question!"
Experts proudly said: "Since ancient times, neon has been the place where the sun rises, so it is most affected by the total solar eclipse."
It is well-founded and irrefutable.
Friends in the audience suddenly understood, and then organized their words to send congratulatory messages to the experts and neon officials who gave reasonable explanations, and warmly greeted their female relatives.
"What a nonsense explanation, can't you just change the channel?"
Laisheng tears off the mask and looks down. There are only a few pieces of cucumber on his legs, but the fruit plate is empty.
Look at Liao Wenjie again, wiping his mouth as if nothing was wrong.
"No, the expert's explanation is reasonable. Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway." Liao Wenjie put away the remote control. He was very satisfied with this variety show, full of laughter, and wanted to watch it for a while longer.
"Tell me the truth, what is going on this total solar eclipse? Is there really a devil invading the world?"
"How is that possible? Where did you hear the gossip?"
Liao Wenjie said in surprise: "Sister Lei, I thought you were an atheist, but I didn't expect you to believe this."
"I used to be an atheist, but until I met you, I was like a ghost." Hesheng Tear said speechlessly.
"What the hell, a pervert?"
"..."
Afterlife rolled her eyes in tears, she was referring to the female ghost Yamamura Sadako, but when Liao Wenjie said so, she didn't refute it.
"By the way, what are your plans in the next few days? Will you stay in Tokyo or return to Hong Kong Island?"
"Staying in Tokyo, I still have a few things to deal with," Liao Wenjie replied.
"That's great. In a few days, Xiaotong, Xiao Ai, I, and I will go on a long trip."
Knowing that he would not get an answer even if he asked, Afterlife Tears did not ask what things Liao Wenjie had to deal with, and said bluntly: "On the day of the total solar eclipse, an earthquake occurred on the outskirts of the city and an entire mountain collapsed. Miraculously, a statue of a god that had been buried for many years was able to survive.
See the sun again. A shrine is being built there, and many dignitaries have gone to worship the god. I also plan to go and worship, and ask about the wedding date."
"What?!"
Liao Wenjie was confused, this god...
Is he serious?
"I said I plan to worship God and ask the Almighty God when will I be able to wear a wedding dress as I wish!" Afterlife Tears emphasized his tone and said every word.
"Didn't you just wear it last night?"
"Stop pretending to be stupid, that's not what I mean!"
Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes at him with tears in his eyes: "I don't care, anyway, you must accompany me when the time comes, otherwise you won't be able to touch me in the future."
Who are you trying to scare? You never took the initiative to touch me!
Liao Wenjie was secretly disdainful and said: "It's okay to go with you, but I think the wedding date...how can I put it, God may not know about it, so it's useless to go."
"not necessarily!"
The God of Tears in the Afterlife said mysteriously: "Uncle Yongshi gave me reliable information. In the next month, heads of state from several countries will visit Neon. This shrine, which is still under construction, is listed as a must-stop place."
"Ah this..."
"That's why I said that those scientific explanations on TV are just bullshit. You are a Taoist yourself, so you should know the reasons for this very well."
Laisheng Lei whispered: "For this worship service, I only got in line after making an appointment. I spent a lot of money to establish relationships."
Liao Wenjie:(?_?)
"Don't keep a straight face. If you don't do something if others do it, then it will be an unforeseen disaster. It won't go wrong if you pay your respects." Afterlife Tears insisted on his opinion.
"That's right...that's true."
Liao Wenjie:(???)
You may not believe it, but the god you want to worship has been ridden by you for three consecutive nights, and there is a high probability that he will not be able to escape tonight.
But if you want to rest assured, we will give you a full refund later, so we won’t waste the money!