"I don't want to sit down anymore, and I don't care about food, so I just have to stand." Liao Wenjie waved his hand, accepting the old eunuch's kindness.
No one listened.
The old ministers and guards in the house, as well as the princes peeking outside the house, all looked at the old eunuch with dumbfounded eyes, wondering what the eunuch's sudden change of words meant.
are you crazy?
"Back off!"
At this time, the emperor, who was lying on the dragon bed, slowly spoke: "No one called you, so you came in with a knife. Do you want to rebel?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the guards stepped back in fear, not daring to stay in the room for a long time. They closed the door tightly and blocked the group of princes who wanted to join in the fun with cold expressions.
At this moment, everyone suddenly remembered that no matter who belongs to the world in the future, it still belongs to the person on the dragon bed now.
And that person can make everyone's heads roll and blood flow in the palace at any time.
"Daban, do you know the two immortals?"
"I've seen Taoist Master Yan before, but this is my first time."
The old eunuch lowered his head and replied. He had played with him since he was a child. As soon as the emperor opened his mouth, he knew what he was thinking and explained: "I just think that one of the two immortals has a dignified appearance, and the other has a nose and eyes. They are both people with extraordinary bearing. They are not expected to be thieves."
the wicked."
Yan Chixia:(?灁?)
Although the old eunuch didn't mention him by name, he knew from his beard that standing with Liao Wenjie and looking dignified was definitely not him.
Then it can only have a nose and eyes.
As expected of a palace chamberlain, he speaks in a strange and eccentric manner. If he hadn't been lacking a muscle since he was a child, he would never have been able to develop this skill.
"Since Daban said he is not a bad person, then he is not a bad person."
A gleam of light flashed through the emperor's dim yellow eyes, and he forced his tired body to sit up, looked at Liao Wenjie, and nodded: "My eldest companion is right, he is indeed the best among men, much better than my incompetent good-for-nothing sons."
Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes, the emperor's words seemed to be a compliment but actually a disparagement...
Well, if you remove the boast, it is derogatory. It is almost equivalent to the Prime Minister's sentence, "Having a son should be like Sun Zhongmou." Sun Quan is so powerful, he is qualified to be my son.
When it comes to disgusting people, Liao Wenjie has never been afraid of anyone. He is always a blessing when the other party suffers. Unless he can't beat him, he organizes a huge number of words in 0.01 seconds and speaks directly.
"Your Majesty, please don't be suspicious. Pindao and Hero Yan have no plans or plots here, let alone any intention to harm Your Majesty. After all, your physical condition is here, and the time left is not enough for me to make plans!
"
"Be bold!"
"How dare you..."
"Um?!"
"..."
Liao Wenjie glared at him, and several loyal ministers immediately knelt back to their original positions and whispered that their words made sense.
"I think the Immortal is right. His words are rude but not rude. His Majesty's time is indeed running out."
"I can't refute it. With the appearance of an immortal and a human being, my words will definitely not be without purpose. Let me tell you secretly, in fact, I was thinking about my eulogy just now."
"Me too."
"Save it, your article is definitely not as good as mine!"
"Bah, old dog."
"Turtle grandson!"
"..."
The emperor's face was ashen and he was disgusted. He coughed several times and vomited out large mouthfuls of dirty blood.
Yan Chixia stood nearby and sighed, seriously doubting that Liao Wenjie's so-called "change of circumstances" meant that he was planning to piss the old emperor to death and change the dynasty to become the emperor himself.
"I am not very talented. Although I cannot understand astronomy and geography, I can know the Big Bang before and the heat death of the universe later, but I can barely understand the art of divination."
Ignoring the muttered old minister, Liao Wenjie continued to explain: "Outside the capital, I heard from afar that His Majesty wanted to see Pindao before he died. Considering the strength of the bearer's legs, he was afraid that His Majesty would be resentful, so he and Daxia Yan
Uninvited."
The old ministers all praised the immortal for resolving people's difficulties, which was really a kind act. The old eunuch also nodded, saying that Liao Wenjie was right, and that the emperor was too suspicious.
Seeing that his ministers and confidants were all bewitched by the sorcery, the emperor raised his head and sighed: "I don't have much time left. What do you mean by this immortal? Just tell me."
"Your Majesty, be more confident. You don't even have half an hour left. How can you say 'day'?"
Liao Wenjie followed up. When the emperor spat out another mouthful of blood and was about to leave, he took two steps forward and stood beside the dragon bed: "I want to make a deal with your majesty. I will ask heaven for a loan for your majesty."
Ten years in exchange for something in the palace."
"ten years……"
The emperor's body trembled. People are afraid of death, especially those in high and powerful positions, and even more so when they were about to die. He almost nodded in agreement when he heard these words.
But when he thought of the precedent of Pudu Cihang, he suppressed the ecstasy in his heart and said warily: "Immortal, what do you want?"
"Imperial jade seal."
"..."
The emperor was confused, it was just a jade seal, and he wanted to have skilled craftsmen carve it at any time, and use such a lowly thing to extend his life for ten years...
There is such a good thing, is it really a manifestation of gods?
In addition, there are so many jade seals in the palace, which one does Liao Wenjie want?
The emperor pondered for a moment, but felt that something was wrong. He took a deep breath and said: "Immortal, which jade seal do you want, and what does that jade seal represent?"
"Your Majesty is indeed wise and knows that what I want is not small, but you don't have much time. Do you really plan to chat with me for another half an hour?" Liao Wenjie asked calmly.
"in this way……"
The emperor shook his head expressionlessly: "Instead, please ask the immortal to give me ten years of life."
"Here you go!"
Liao Wenjie raised his hand and put his hand on the old emperor's shoulder, nourishing him with the spring breeze and rain Taoist magic. In the blink of an eye, his ailing body was gone, making him radiant, full of energy and full of vitality.
Yan Chixia saw some clues. The ten-year loan from heaven was purely bragging. Liao Wenjie was just getting rid of the toxins accumulated in the body of the old emperor after taking the 'elixir' for many years.
"It's amazing that living and dead people, living bones, and immortals really have such magical powers..."
The emperor pulled off the yellow scarf on his head, got out of bed and walked a few steps. His strong body made him want to call some palace maids to test whether it was durable.
Seeing that several old ministers were still chattering endlessly about who should write the eulogy, but no one came to pat the dragon's butt, his eyes were filled with envy, and he wanted to ask if it was not too late to practice practice now.
It doesn't matter if it's too late, he is easily satisfied, as long as he can learn the art of making his ministers obedient.
"Your Majesty, you don't have to be envious. Even though you only have ten years of good life, you are a poor man who lives forever. You can go wherever you want in the world."
Liao Wenjie advised: "Actually, your majesty has been so colorful in the past ten years, from being able to hold the power of the world to being drunk and lying in the lap of a beautiful woman. Not everyone has the destiny of being emperor."
"Immortal, I was disrespectful of my etiquette before. I hope you have a lot of power, please accept your magical powers!" The emperor smiled bitterly. Immortals are so petty.
"Now that Your Majesty admits his mistake, if the poor Taoist continues to gain power and refuses to forgive others, he will appear stingy..."
"The Immortal is elegant and of extraordinary caliber," the emperor praised.
"I won't talk about it until I finish talking about what I prepared before."
"..."
The emperor's chest felt tight, and he choked out a mouthful of old phlegm. He groaned twice, and when he saw the old eunuch standing nearby, he spat in the face of one of the old ministers.
He has wanted to do this for a long time, but has never found the opportunity. Today, he vomited it, and it was really unpleasant not to vomit it.
"Chang Immortal, can you tell me now, do you want that jade seal?"
"There's no rush. Your Majesty will settle the matters around you first. Let's sit down and talk slowly."
"I ordered people to prepare a banquet. Please ask the two immortals to wait for a moment."
A flash of light flashed in the emperor's eyes, and he suddenly realized that except for his extremely small-mindedness, Liao Wenjie was in line with his temper in other aspects.
For example, Liao Wenjie was considerate and gave up his position when he was too worried to deal with the noisy group of dogs outside.
How great it would be if this was my son!
By the way...
Is this immortal nearly as sexy as a woman?
It's a coincidence that he has the appearance of several princesses, and he is born in a state of shyness. He doesn't like scribes and is not good at military generals. He only likes practitioners who can pass on his bloodline on his behalf.
…
In the house, the old eunuch and the old minister woke up from their dreams and saw that the emperor had changed from a drowsy state to a lively one. He gasped for breath several times without blushing and was out of breath. He was stunned for a moment, cried and shouted, stepped forward to slap the dragon's fart wildly, and screamed.
The sky has eyes.
Among them, some were really crying and laughing, such as the old eunuch, who could no longer speak in excitement; some were pretending to be crying and laughing, such as the old minister with phlegm on his face, who could no longer speak in excitement.
The emperor saw this and sneered in his heart. He had just argued that Wen Wu was the best and praised himself for writing the best eulogy. What are you doing here?
Outside the house, when all the princes heard the howling and crying in the house, they all looked happy, laughed up to the sky, pushed away the guards and rushed in.
The late emperor passed away, and the new emperor was among the princes. The guards did not dare to stop him. They stood beside him with low eyebrows and said nothing.
"Hahaha, whose name did that old guy write?"
"Master Zhao, it is His Highness, it must be His Highness, right? You promised me."
"Lord Li, it doesn't matter who he is, I have been friends with the commander of the Forbidden Army for eight times."
"Hissssssss"
A group of princes rushed into the house with chirping. When they looked around, they saw blood on the bed and no one there. Then they looked at the desk in front of the window and saw that their dead father had faked his corpse. They were so scared that they screamed.
"Father, you...are you a human or a ghost?"
"You're not going to die!"
"..."
Since ancient times, the royal family has been ruthless. The father will not die, the son will not laugh, and the father will resign and the son will be filial.
The emperor's family was very pure, because he was also such a person. It can be seen that this situation was still very sad. He asked the guards to get his royal whip and whipped a group of dogs until they screamed in agony.
Really suck to death.
Ten years is enough time for his royal grandchildren to grow up. In this case, it doesn't matter whether these sons of dogs are dead or alive.
…
Side hall.
Yan Chixia shuddered as she listened to the screams and begged, and raised her hand to pick out her ears: "The howling of ghosts and wolves has shaken the old Taoist's earwax out."
After saying that, he saw Liao Wenjie frowning and thinking, and asked his doubts: "What do you want the jade seal for? Are you really going to change your life and become the emperor yourself?"
"Being an emperor is hard and tiring. You have to weigh the pros and cons when changing brands. After you die, you will be called a coward. How desperate can I be to become an emperor?" Liao Wenjie dismissed it.
"Then why do you want Yuxi?"
"The world has been filthy for too long. Just like the old emperor, he is sick to the core. If I want to change my life and restore peace to the world, it is almost impossible to rely on my own strength. The main reason is that the risk is too great. I have to take advantage of the opportunity to share it equally.
." Liao Wenjie explained.
"how do I say this?"
Yan Chixia had some guesses in her mind and asked Liao Wenjie to elaborate.
"The spiritual veins of mountains and rivers support the earth, and the destiny of the court carries the people. This is the favorable location, human harmony, among the three heavens, earth and people. Although the mountains and rivers are dirty, and the court is in its final years, the power it should have has not yet dissipated...
"
"Where's Tianshi?"
"I can take the place of heaven temporarily and gather the power of heaven, earth, and people, so that I can change the heaven and change the destiny."
"Hiss-"
Yan Chixia's eyes widened: "You, you...you actually want to attack the sky?!"
"Don't dare."
Liao Wenjie shook his head, looked at the sky and said, "Pindao took her pulse. She is just sick. A strong dose of medicine will cure her."