Chapter five hundred and sixty-eight evolved from a tease to a fragrant tease
Li Qiushui didn't hear the word 'grandma' clearly. When Liao Wenjie turned his hand and grabbed her wrist, his whole body was filled with extreme shock.
There are people outside the world. This was not the first time Li Qiushui heard this sentence, but it was the first time he saw someone who could subdue her with one move.
The tengu left, and the night sky turned white.
Looking at the pretty face in front of him, Li Qiushui's back was soaked with cold sweat. He suspected that some old antique who had been in seclusion for hundreds of years had come back to the world. By chance, he was attracted by the fight between her and Wu Xingyun.
Bitch, you are looking for death, why do you drag me into this!
Li Qiu Shui was secretly annoyed and forced a forced smile on his face. He wanted to ask his senior who he was from and what sect he was from. By the way, he tried to get close to him, but in front of him was the scene of a hand knife falling.
Plop.
Liao Wenjie retracted his knife, and there was a man beside his feet who was rolling his eyes and occasionally twitching his hands and feet.
No magic was used, just pure physical power.
After all, the Dharma's golden body is as indestructible as a magic weapon. Once it charges, an ordinary woman... bah, an ordinary monk can't resist it.
"You...she..."
AhZi looked confused. She raised her hand and pointed back and forth between Liao Wenjie and Li QiuShui. A big doubt flashed across her small face.
What's wrong? What happened? Why did Li Qiushui, who was so arrogant just now, suddenly fall down?
Being so handsome?
Or……
Li Qiushui, who has always been feared by Ding Chunqiu like a scourge, is actually just a parallel import?
Liao Wenjie raised his hand and patted Ah Zi on the head, giving her a look of care for the mentally retarded, and explained: "You idiot, don't you understand? The two of them were fighting in a nest, and they were both hurt at the end of the war. I took advantage of them."
"So that's what it's like..."
Ah Zi stared at Liao Wenjie for a moment, and then her eyes drifted away.
Yes, she is indeed not very smart, but in the current situation, even a fool can see it. This ridiculous and careless statement really makes her look like a fool.
That's a lie, trick her into going to bed! If you don't believe me, try it, she's super easy to deceive!
After Liao Wenjie explained, regardless of whether Ah Zi believed it or not, he raised his hand and pressed it against the ice, using his strength to shatter it, revealing Wu Xingyun who was practicing his magic skills again with his legs crossed.
How come this humble maid’s martial arts has improved so quickly?
Wu Xingyun felt discouraged, gritted his teeth and opened his eyes. Like Ah Zi, his eyes moved back and forth between Liao Wenjie and Li Qiushui in shock.
This question is out of line and she can't do it.
Liao Wenjie waved his hand and took out a red carpet and threw it on Wu Xingyun, who had suddenly appeared in love. When Wu Xingyun wrapped his delicate body and forced a smile to express his thanks, he struck Wu Xingyun on the shoulder with a knife.
Fight +1
"Mr. Xiang, what are you..."
Azi swallowed her saliva. In the wilderness, there was a red quilt, a vigorous young hero, and two female leaders who didn't have much cloth and were powerless to resist...
Isn’t this exactly the plot written in the book?
So the question becomes, what role does she play in the plot?
God bless you, don't be the janitor, that would be too miserable.
"Girl, don't stand there in a daze, start packing."
"Pack, what to pack?"
"What do you think?"
Swish—
More than ten black shadows approached, and the scum of the thirty-six holes and seventy-two islands came closer. Drawing on their previous experience, they acted lightly this time and did not dare to make too much noise.
In the field, Azi wrapped Wu Xingyun and Li Qiushui in a red carpet, and tied them tightly with three red ropes from top to bottom, leaving only two heads of white hair and black hair exposed.
"Hiss, hiss"
Wu Xingyun and Li Qiushui all pounced!
Thinking of the magical tricks the two men had used in the sky, the scum of the Thirty-Six Caves and Seventy-Two Islands all felt guilty. They could not imagine how terrifying it was to be able to subdue these two strong men.
Years of servitude have developed conditioned reflexes, and their knees are faster than their brains. They knelt down on the ground and bowed respectfully to Ah Zi Xing three times and kowtowed nine times.
“Kowtow to the Tianshan Child Mother!”
"May Child Lao live forever and live together with the Tianshan Mountains!!"
"..."
As more and more scum arrived, the voice quickly grew stronger.
It should be mentioned here that Tianshan Tongmao is not Wu Xingyun's gangster name, but the nickname of the owner of Lingjiu Palace. It takes the diametrically opposite meaning of "tong" and "grandma" to describe the immortality of the owner of Lingjiu Palace.
Wu Xingyun is the owner of Lingjiu Palace, so she is the Child Grandmother of Tianshan. In other words, if Li Qiu Shui succeeds in dethroning her, Li Qiu Shui can also be the Child Grandmother of Tianshan.
AhZi said nothing, silently enjoying the kowtow, which greatly satisfied the vanity of the martial arts leader. After the group of people had finished saluting, she clenched her fists and coughed lightly, bowed her head and retreated behind Liao Wenjie.
"..."
Everyone's eyelids were twitching wildly, and they were scolding Ah Zi half to death. It was not you who did this. You should have told me earlier. Now that the situation is so embarrassing, how can they explain it to the new owner?
The same goes for the new owner, who has a misleadingly pretty face that makes them think he is the god-grandson of the 'new child's grandmother'.
Fortunately, the problem is not big. There is gold under the man's knees. Money is something external to the body. If you don't bring it with you in life, you won't take it with you in death. If you don't spend it now, you won't be able to wait until later.
The scum of the world in the thirty-six holes and seventy-two islands all looked at Liao Wenjie, and bowed and kowtowed again.
"I'll wait to see Child Grandma!"
"May Child Lao live forever and live together with the Tianshan Mountains!"
"..."
"You blind losers, what nonsense are you talking about? Didn't you realize that my young master is a young master?"
Azi put one hand on her hips and pointed at everyone with the other and cursed: "What do you mean by calling me Tongmao? If you want to die, just say it, no need to beat around the bush!"
She can always fake the power of a tiger and fight against the power of others. In just two sentences, she has consolidated her power as the chief eunuch. Under one person, she is higher than those on the thirty-six caves and seventy-two islands.
From the leader of the martial arts alliance to the wife of the alliance leader, from the maid to the eunuch in charge, Azi's career has tripled and she has finally found the position that suits her best.
"I'll wait to see Grandpa Tong!"
The scum of the Thirty-six Holes and Seventy-two Islands are also talented, capable of bending and stretching. They immediately changed their tune after Ah Zi's reprimand, as if they had reviewed the script a long time ago and considered the possibility of Tianshan's child grandmother turning into a male.
Liao Wenjie:(一`一)
Power was like a floating cloud to him. Being worshiped by so many people, he felt no emotion deep in his heart. He raised his hand and disappeared along with Ah Zi and the red carpet.
Vulture Palace.
Liao Wenjie suddenly appeared in the center of the main hall. Seeing this, the female disciples around him rushed forward with swords in hand.
"who?!"
"Be bold!"
"How dare you act so arrogantly in the Vulture Palace? Sisters, capture these two daring rats and wait for Child Lao to be punished."
"Hey hey hey-"
Just when a group of female disciples surrounded him, Ah Zi sneered three times, squatted next to the quilt, grabbed the unconscious Bai Mao, and revealed Wu Xingyun's face.
Clang!
Ah Zi pulled out the dagger from her boots and made two gestures on Wu Xingyun's face: "You can see clearly, your child's grandmother is in my hands. If I don't want her to lose her eyes and nose, or have multiple marks on her face, give it to me."
Just stand still!"
"It's Child Elder! How is it possible, how is it possible that Child Elder..."
"That's Li Qiushui, even she was..."
"It's impossible. Child Lao's martial arts skills are unmatched in the world. How could he lose to the two of them?"
"They must have taken the opportunity to make a sneak attack and used some dirty tricks."
The faces of all the female disciples were pale, and they looked panic-stricken, as if their faith had collapsed. They were mumbling disbelief, but their bodies were very calm. They were afraid that Ah Zi would draw chess marks on Wu Xingyun's face, so they backed away and did not dare to come near.
"Grandpa Tong, we have captured this group of cheap maids. Do you have any other instructions?" Ah Zi asked loyally.
"You are so skilled!"
Liao Wenjie complained, and then looked at the female disciples who were wary of him but gritted their teeth towards Ah Zi, and realized a truth. No wonder his image has not always been very tall. It turned out that he lacked the dog legs to do the dirty work.
Thinking about it this way, the relationship between Zhizunbao and the second master is very clear.
"No, it was all trained well by Grandpa Tong."
AhZi was very humble and put all the credit on Liao Wenjie. She said, "Grandpa, although these female disciples are of low status, their appearance and figure are all above average. Which one do you want to be blessed with tonight?"
Upon hearing this, the female disciples of the Lingjiu Palace collectively became angry. While glaring at Ah Zi, they secretly glanced at Wu Xingyun above Daozu, biting their lips and shedding tears.
"I take back what I said before, Azi, you are no longer proficient. This is really heartbreaking."
Liao Wenjie was speechless and covered his face: "Besides, don't call me grandpa, and don't talk nonsense. I haven't been around women for several days. I'm not the kind of pervert who can't keep his belt."
It’s been several days…
AhZi's heart felt sour when she heard this, and she silently wished the unknown little bitch who had preceded her to remain infertile for life.
"You cheap maids, what are you doing here? Is this all wood? Lingjiu Palace will start to change its appearance from today on. Go and pack up Wu Xingyun's things and throw them to the cliff to burn..."
Feeling unhappy, Azi began to build happiness in others, and changed her words: "No need to burn it, move it next door to your new owner, and it will come in handy when you are in trouble."
Bitch!xN
The eyes of all the female disciples were spitting fire, and they wanted to cut Ah Zi into pieces on the spot. Seeing her picking up a dagger and starting to draw, they had no choice but to grit their teeth and choose to endure.
For the sake of Wu Xingyun, I can tolerate this tone for the time being.
Why bother women? Women, if you jump like this, you will be in bad luck when you pass by the grass sooner or later.
Liao Wenjie patted Ah Zi on the head, turned and walked towards the Lingjiu Palace Martial Arts Treasure House. The latter strictly regarded himself as a thigh pendant, picked up the quilt and followed.
…
In the Garden of Lingjiu Palace, Liao Wenjie skillfully pulled the trigger, and when the rockery was moved away, a cave deep into the mountain was revealed, twisting and turning, spiraling downward.
Seeing the darkness in the cave, Ah Zi swallowed softly, carried the 200 kilograms on her shoulders, and followed Liao Wenjie cautiously.
Seeing that Liao Wenjie couldn't hold down the triggers along the way to prevent the hidden weapon trap from being activated, she had more and more problems in her mind. She couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Sir, are you also from the Xiaoyao sect?"
"No, I just know a little bit about it."
Tsk, who are you kidding? I would be a fool to believe you!
The two walked through the cave, passing by huge grottoes with obvious signs of excavation from time to time. In front of a stone room at the end, Liao Wenjie pushed open the heavy stone door with one hand.
It suddenly opened up before my eyes. The roof of the stone chamber was illuminated by crystal stones. The surrounding stone walls were polished and smooth and divided into several areas. Each block was engraved with graphics and text.
There were figures, animal shapes, and even some just lines and circles, which made Ah Zi completely confused.
She understands humanoid images, but what does animal form mean? Can beasts also practice cultivation?
Didn't he become a monster?
Liao Wenjie nodded secretly, his trip was worthwhile, Lingjiu Palace did not disappoint him, in addition to many cultivation methods, there were also hundreds of martial arts secrets with extremely high intentions.
These secret books are based on Taoist classics and are deduced from the Yin Yang, Five Elements and Eight Trigrams. They are easy to use and are most suitable for him.
Azi realized that what was engraved on the wall were martial arts secrets, her heart beat a little faster, and her blood was filled with enthusiasm. Her dream of being the leader of the martial arts league was rekindled. She glanced at Liao Wenjie carefully, picked a wall at random, and wrote down the humanoid image and dotted lines on it.
In my heart.
As soon as she memorized the two pictures, Azi's head became dizzy. In a trance, she saw a fairy figure dancing in the sea of clouds with a skirt fluttering in the breeze. Advanced martial arts can only be understood but cannot be explained. Her skill is low, and she is not satisfied with just
Seeing the details, she held her breath and devoted herself to it. Suddenly her eyes flashed, and the fairy shadow turned into a skeleton and a ghost, with a silent roar that shocked her so much that she vomited blood.
"Many of the martial arts here are beyond conventional concepts. It is difficult to understand with your perspective. Don't read it for now. I will teach you step by step after I learn it." Liao Wenjie came behind Ah Zi, put his palms against his back, and for a second, he
Heal the wounded mind.
"Sir, you've been so kind to me, and A'Zi has nothing to repay, so I can only pledge myself to you." A'Zi stared at Liao Wenjie with tears in her eyes, looking up at a 45-degree angle, which made her even more greedy.
Bah! Are you repaying a favor? I'm embarrassed to point it out to you!
Liao Wenjie gritted his teeth, because Ah Zi was silent now, and he really couldn't refuse this face, so he decided to give Ah Zi another chance. Maybe after a few years, he will become an immortal, and his demeanor will be completely washed away. Hey, it's just a long hair
The hip-length iceberg fairy is here!
Of course, looking at the virtues of Wu Xingyun and Li Qiushui, we know that there is a high possibility of going astray, riding the wind and falling straight into the abyss, evolving from a funny guy to a funny guy with a sweet breath.
…
Beside the corner, quilt.
Li Qiu Shui quietly opened his eyes and saw Wu Xingyun close at hand. He cursed secretly and moved his eyes to look at Liao Wenjie and A'Zi.
Very bad.
There was a huge difference in strength. The opponent squeezed her like an ant and was no match for her.
What's worse is that the true energy in her body is blocked, her limbs are limp, she has no strong strength, and she doesn't have many clothes to cover her shame, which really makes her feel very insecure.
Li Qiu Shui called out that she was unlucky. She thought that today was the peak of her life. She never thought that the peak would be fleeting and she would soon be at the bottom of her life. I am afraid that there would never be a more unlucky and miserable time in her life than now.
God smiled and said nothing, indicating that Li Qiushui underestimated the ups and downs of life.
There really is!
Under the quilt, Wu Xingyun woke up with a whine, his skills were greatly reduced, and he was confused. He mistook Li Qiushui for his beloved Li Canghai, and then...
With the warm and fragrant nephrite in his arms, Wu Xingyun refused to be worse than a beast, holding the steering wheel and driving towards the highway. Li Qiu Shui struggled feebly, looking at Wu Xingyun with a sad and angry look on his face, pouting his lips and pressing him over.