Chapter five hundred and seventy third one knife and one tetanus
The moment the space flickered, Liao Wenjie, who was sitting cross-legged in the room, suddenly opened his eyes, and with a slight sweep of his mind, he discovered Chun Sansanniang riding a donkey in the desert.
The black robe, black face and red bottom, the hat and thin black gauze, make her look like black stockings and high heels.
After silently complaining, Liao Wenjie ignored her and continued sensing her for a while, secretly saying that it was indeed the case.
Azi's breath disappeared.
To be more precise, it was the replacement of Wuyue Mountain, which belongs to two small worlds, or the Wuyue Mountain chain led people to travel collectively. The three brothers of the Ax Gang left the relatively peaceful Novice Village and entered the King's Dungeon where elite monsters are densely populated.
In this dungeon, even the second-rate masters of the world, Supreme Treasure, can't beat anyone. Add to that the second-rate master, blind man, and the inferior Ax Gang, who are third-rate masters. The pressure to survive has skyrocketed.
Fortunately, it's not a big problem. In the original small world, they couldn't beat anyone.
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Juyi Hall.
The Ax Gang members drank large bowls of wine and ate meat every day. The mute quickly ran in the door, twisting his waist and sticking out his butt. At this time, the silence was louder than the sound. A group of old perverts understood and laughed out loud.
It’s coming, it’s been waiting for five years, and finally a female Bodhisattva who saves the suffering is about to infiltrate the Ax Gang!
"If the second master is not a heroine but a soldier, then wouldn't our happiness be in vain?"
"Stupid, can the female hero tell it at a glance?"
"What's the meaning?"
"It will take at least ten days and a half to see it."
"Hahaha----"
For a time, laughter and laughter were mixed with vulgar words, and the entire Juyi Hall was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
But soon, these people stopped laughing.
Chun Sanniang politely closed her umbrella and placed it in front of the broken door, inserted a peach blossom, and then took off her bamboo hat and cloak. The whole process was slow, unhurried and a little elegant.
She has an exquisite appearance, natural charm, and an indescribable coquettish temperament, which makes a group of gangsters gulp down their saliva and make the second master's little heart beat fast.
Such a beautiful woman, she deserves to be on my crotch...
No, now is not the time to think about this!
The second master woke up in time. In broad daylight, the beauty broke into the robbers' den alone. She was obviously well prepared for her leisurely stroll. It was conceivable that either the guests and the host would have a good time, or an evil guest would come to the door.
Considering that there are three people in the world who are not to be trifled with, the Second Master said with a straight face: "Who are you and why are you here at the Ax Gang?"
"The world is dangerous and the north wind is biting. I, a weak woman, want to find a place to rest and wash away the dust of the world." The corners of Chun Sanniang's lips curled up slightly and she smiled so faintly that she almost made the second master lose control.
"Stop talking nonsense, who is he?"
The second master touched the short ax on his lower back. In this situation, even a blind person could see that the person was evil. A group of ax gang members also took out their weapons and surrounded him.
"snort!"
A cold light flashed in Chun Sanniang's eyes, and she lifted her clothes, revealing the peach blossom tattoo on her shoulder.
When everyone's expressions changed from wetness to fear, she threw a handful of copper coins on top of the second master's head and stacked them firmly into a pile.
"When money falls and lives are lost, which one of you wants to die?"
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"What is Spring Thirty Mother doing in our Wuyue Mountain? This female devil has always been full of treasures. Could it be possible..."
In the backyard at the other end of the cottage, Zhizunbao heard the report and suddenly opened her cross-eyed eyes: "I know, it's too difficult to be a bad person after the world has changed. Like the military advisor, she also wants to come to Wuyue Mountain to retire."
Zhizunbao had also heard about the reputation of Haru Sansanniang. She was highly skilled in martial arts, loved treasures, and could kill people without blinking an eye. She was a solitary female devil.
It's unreasonable. Zhang San is here today and Li Si is here tomorrow. He really thinks that the leader of the Ax Gang is just a decoration!
The Supreme Treasure got more and more angry as he thought about it. He tried to focus his eyes on one point and saw clearly that the brothers were still carrying copper coins on their heads. They were all extremely greedy for life and fearful of death. His anger was so intense that he kicked his shoe off the courtyard wall and pointed at it.
He cursed loudly with great wealth.
"Second Master, you must be the one who took the lead in surrendering, right?"
"Look at your virtues and disheveled appearance, how can you go out with me to wander around in the world?"
"Woof woof!"
"Oh, you still dare to talk back, let's see if I can't scold you to death today..."
"..."
The five thousand words about elegance and easy-going are omitted here. The general situation is that the dog is called a pig, the dog is called a pig, the monkey is talking to the dog...
"Gang leader, what's so exciting?"
Liao Wenjie came in and saw Zhizunbao spitting at Wangcai. He said happily: "So that's it. The second master did something wrong again."
The second boss: (?(oo)?)
"Military advisor, you came just in time. These losers are of no use. You are the only one who can help me."
With tears in his eyes, Supreme Treasure stepped forward quickly, grabbed the blind man's hand, and shook it vigorously: "Fortunately, I have you, otherwise I really don't know what to do."
Liao Wenjie:(?_?)
One person said that this was much more outrageous than calling a dog a pig. It was impossible to explain it with cross-eyed eyes. He seriously doubted that Zhizunbao did it on purpose.
Can't bear it!
Liao Wenjie clenched his fists, coughed twice, and replied politely: "Gang leader, please don't belittle yourself, even a pair of underwear or toilet paper has its own use. Even if I don't help, gang leader, you can escape safely with the help of someone above you... Yes
Well, you haven’t said what exactly is going on?”
"It's easy to say, the situation is like this..."
"I see."
Liao Wenjie touched his chin and said honestly: "The gang leader realizes that his strength is limited, and he may not be a match for Chun Sananniang, so he uses one move to chase the tiger and swallow the wolf, and use my hands to eradicate it. It is best to hurt both sides so that you can sit down."
Harvest the fisherman's profit."
"Commander, it hurts my heart when you look at me like this."
Zhizunbao bit his lips and punched the blind man in the chest one after another, almost knocking him out of his chest.
"Okay, gang leader, no joke, what do you want?"
"I killed her with one knife."
Zhizunbao pulled out a long knife from under the table that was used to support the table's legs. He turned around and handed it to the blind man's hand. He saw it was rusty and had many gaps. It must be one knife and one tetanus. It was a perfect artifact.
“Gang Leader, it’s such a waste!”
The second master was a little anxious and advised in a low voice: "It's better to beat her half to death and send her to my room. I will make sure she can't live or die, and let out a bad breath for the brothers."
"Second Master, why are you giving me a room instead of me?"
Zhizunbao said unhappily: "I have long seen that you, an old boy, have no good intentions. Do you want to sit in my seat?"
"No, Gang Leader, I am loyal to you."
"Then I said I would give you a room!!"
"I'll help you warm up..."
"He also said that if you dare to talk back, your crime tools will be confiscated. Tonight you stand guard outside the door, and our gang will personally destroy her pubic bone."
"Ahem, gang leader, second boss, we'll talk about gossip later. It's time for all the brothers to avenge their past humiliation."
Liao Wenjie clenched his fists and coughed lightly, interrupting the two shameless daily interactions, and seriously suspected that the brothers Liu, Guan, and Zhang worshiped the Second Master Guan in their mouths.
Also, he hasn't even said anything yet. What qualifications do two guys covering 800 meters away have to talk about dividing the spoils? They don't have any B-values.
Bah, shameless!
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Black shop.
The ordinary two-story small earth building was formerly the property of Heifeng Village. When the Ax Gang was committed to developing tourism, Zhizunbao was tidied up and used as a B&B for businessmen.
Some people may wonder why there is a large bathing pool in the middle of this two-story earth building, which is seriously inconsistent with the style of Wuyue Mountain where green plants are scarce.
It can only be said that demand determines the market.
Those heroines lived here back then. They understood everything and continued to think about what they didn’t understand.
Outside the store, Zhizunbao was the leader, with an ax stuck to his waist. He turned around to see the strong soldiers and horses, and then looked at Liao Wenjie next to him. His confidence instantly increased.
There is nothing to be afraid of anymore!
Crash---
The sound of splashing water came through the cracks in the door and the window. Zhizunbao immediately widened his cross-eyed eyes and raised his hand to block Liao Wenjie and the second master who were about to step forward.
"There's no rush, my gang leader will go and inquire about the enemy first. Just watch my eyes and act accordingly."
After saying that, he rubbed his little hands and came forward, bowing next to the window, shrugging his shoulders from time to time, and letting out one or two intriguing laughs.
Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes and complained: "Second Boss, what do you think?"
The second leader pondered for 0.1 seconds and said solemnly: "Strategic Advisor, you must have noticed that the gang leader may have fallen into a honey trap. We cannot let him take the risk alone. Let's go and share it with him."
"That makes sense."
Liao Wenjie nodded, walked quickly to the window, and stood with the second master on the left and right next to the Supreme Treasure.
He glanced at the white jade dancing enchantingly in the pool, secretly said "What a white bath towel", then raised his elbow and hit Zhizunbao's waist: "Gang leader, we agreed to inquire about the enemy, what are you doing?"
"Memories of childhood."
"???"
A string of question marks floated across Liao Wenjie's forehead. As expected of such a shameless person, he could always say weird things that he didn't expect.
"Military advisor, you don't know that when I was a child, I was too poor to take a bath, so I could only lie down at the window and watch others take a bath."
Zhizunbao wiped the halazi from the corner of his mouth and sighed: "I didn't expect that as time has passed, I, as the leader of a gang, can still recall the pain of my childhood. This is probably life!"
Don't complain about poverty in everything, you just changed from a little pervert to an old pervert!
Liao Wenjie looked disgusted. Under Xiao Liao's urging, he was too lazy to waste time with the Supreme Treasure and turned his attention to the big bath. Although he did not have such a childhood, it did not prevent him from sighing for a while.
There is a saying that the beautiful mountains and clear waters are really inspiring for poetry. If it were not for the fear that acquaintances would hear it, he would have to write two sentences.
In contrast, the second boss is much more honest, does not make excuses, and admits that he is a pervert.
At this moment, he was bleeding profusely from the bottom of his nose. He turned a blind eye and refused to block it. He would rather stand dead than waste a single second, let alone take a step back.
Five minutes later, a group of rough-and-tumble men lay with their buttocks protruding at the door, windows, broken walls, and roofs, completely surrounding the black shop.
Ten minutes later, half an hour later, an hour later... the encirclement was still like an iron barrel.
Airtight!
Chun Sanniang: (?Dan??)
There must be a limit to lust. Don't push your nose and get into her face. Her skin is almost wrinkled. Should we fight this fight?
"The bastards out there, leave it alone if you have something to do, get out if nothing happens, and don't disturb my enjoyment!"
"Gang leader, what do you think?"
Liao Wenjie raised his brows when he heard this, secretly thinking that the female seductress is so arrogant that she let them be mastered in such a hurry.
"Second Master, what do you think?"
Zhizunbao couldn't take his eyes off, thinking that before capturing the female goblin, it was better for the second master to take over first, lest Liao Wenjie fail to live up to his expectations and bring bad luck to him.
"Been watching..."
The second leader subconsciously replied. After he finished speaking, he realized something was wrong and changed his words: "Gang leader, military advisor, she is taking a bath. She will definitely be helpless if she tries to do anything. We should take advantage of it and move in."