Chapter five hundred and seventy-fifth time, the moon is dark and the wind is high
"Gang leader, you are lucky to have fulfilled your mission. Whether or not we can achieve great things tonight depends on them."
Before nightfall, in the woodshed next to the stove, Liao Wenjie took out two small porcelain bottles from his arms. The black and white writing on them was so clear that even a blind man could see it clearly.
【I love a piece of firewood】
【Dali Pill】
Since neither of them were serious people, Zhizunbao and the second master understood each other. The latter smiled and stretched out his hand, but Zhizunbao raised his hand and slapped it away.
Zhizunbao picked up the porcelain bottle containing I love a piece of firewood and stuffed it into the second master's hand. Then he took the porcelain bottle of Dali Pill and frowned: "Military advisor, although you are a professional, what does this thing mean? Look down on it."
who?"
"Don't get me wrong, Gang Leader, this bottle of medicine is purely literal and does not contain any obscene ingredients."
Liao Wenjie kindly explained: "Because the other bottle of medicine has extremely strong properties, Chun Sanniang will definitely become more animalistic after eating the food with added ingredients. I was afraid that my brothers would not be able to protect them, so I took it out for emergencies. There is something in the bottle."
Thirty pills, just one for each person, and you will be very brave after eating them."
"There is no need to explain, military advisor, I understand, but again, I have confidence in my brothers. The dragons and tigers are in their prime, and this bottle is of no use at all." The Supreme Treasure shook his head repeatedly and removed the bottle containing the 'Dali Pill'.
He put the porcelain bottle into his arms, told the second master to finish everything, then patted his butt and ran away.
In the past two days, his Seven Injury Fist injuries have improved further, and his hands and feet are gradually losing control. He is only one step away from endocrine disorders and incontinence. If he doesn't leave now, he will start spraying in front of the toilet door later.
The second master looked at Liao Wenjie eagerly. He was not a serious person. Liao Wenjie understood immediately and took out a bottle of 'Dali Pill' and stuffed it into the second master's hand. He specifically warned: "Second master, the gang leader obviously misunderstood something. Let me say it again."
, this thing really doesn’t take long, remember brothers, each of you has one, you will rely on it to slay the demons tonight.”
"You don't need to say much as a military advisor. I understand everything you know."
The second boss trotted to the next door with two porcelain bottles in his arms to prepare the meal. He turned around every step of the way with a very lewd smile.
Liao Wenjie: "..."
Silence is a dignified exit, indicating that everyone is not on the same page, so he remains silent.
In addition, he was not surprised at all by this result.
…
At the third watch, the moon is dark, the wind is high, and the Wuyue Mountain is gloomy and gloomy.
The second boss dismissed everyone and stayed alone outside the dark shop, yawning continuously, thinking that the medicine Liao Wenjie gave must be fake, otherwise there would be no reason for it to take such a long time, and Chun Sanniang didn't react at all.
Bang! Bang! Bang————
At this moment, the sound of heavy objects hitting continuously was heard from upstairs. The second master suddenly stopped feeling sleepy and took out the porcelain bottle containing the ‘Dali Pill’. With shaking hands, he raised his head and took a big gulp.
Zhu Bajie eats ginseng fruit - swallows jujube wholeheartedly.
"You're going to die. If you knock so many times at once, it won't kill anyone, right?"
The second master's face turned blue, and he felt that his body had unlimited energy, and a steady stream of power filled his body, so strong that he could kill a cow with one punch.
He knew the effect of the medicine was coming, and he didn't dare to think too much at the moment. He quickly rushed to the second floor of the black shop, kicked open the door of Chun Sanniang's room, and then...
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"What the hell! What the hell? What the hell————"
The second master was stunned for a few seconds, and then he showed that he had not studied for a few years, rolled down the stairs, and shouted for help in the night.
That voice sounds like killing a pig.
Soon, all the bandits in the village yelled and walked out of the room: "What do you mean by the second master? I know he is very happy, but why are you shouting so loudly? Are you deliberately irritating people?"
"It's unreasonable. I'm not letting anyone sleep at night. My brothers are going to rob me tomorrow!"
"The second boss is not loyal. He just drove us away. Now he is deliberately shouting to us that brothers are copycats. We must show him some color today."
"The guy keeps it with him all the time!"
"..."
A group of people cursed and walked towards the black shop. After taking only two steps, they saw the second boss who was walking as fast as flying.
This is not the point. The point is that behind the second master, a huge spider followed. It was black with deadly red lines. It was huge enough to eat the second master in one bite. Everyone's scalps went numb when they saw it, and the birds and beasts dispersed.
At the same time, Zhizunbao woke up from a nightmare and heard the bustling sounds in the village. He thought that Chun Sansanniang was dead, so he rushed out happily and bumped into...
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"What the hell! What the hell? What the hell————"
"I told you bastards to clean up regularly, but you refused to listen and now you have raised a spider bigger than me..."
"Damn it, there are so many people staring at me instead of chasing after me, it must be because of my handsomeness that I've been hurt again!"
…
The evil spirits surged into the sky, and the village was in chaos.
Chun Sanniang lost her mind and played hide and seek with a group of bandits in the village. By the time she suppressed the medicine in her body, it was already too late.
"Damn it, too much demonic energy has been leaked, someone must have noticed it..."
Chun Sanniang turned into a human form, her hair was disheveled and looked very embarrassed. She turned into a black wind and returned to her room. When she saw clearly the figure who had been waiting in the room for a long time, her heart skipped a beat.
Sure enough, a bitch was attracted by the evil spirit.
Bai Jingjing.
Pansi Daxian's second disciple, Chun Sananniang's junior sister, like many sisters, the relationship between the two is very plastic, and they have been unhappy with each other for a long time.
"Senior sister, you are pretty good at it. You have such a good time fighting with a group of big guys and rough guys at night, will my little sister bother you?" Bai Jingjing covered her mouth and smiled sweetly, full of ridicule.
Chun Sanniang waved her hand and caressed her face. Her makeup was as cool as before, and she coldly snorted: "What are you doing here?"
"Same as senior sister, whatever you do, I will do."
"Just as relaxing?"
"hehe."
Bai Jingjing chuckled lightly: "Senior sister, if you can get the information about Tang Sanzang from the mouth of Patriarch Bodhi, I can naturally do the same. Everyone wants to taste Tang Sanzang's secret of immortality.
Damn it, please don't show it here, my little sister will be embarrassed just looking at it."
"That's nonsense."
"Wuyue Mountain is Wuzhi Mountain, where the dead monkey was trapped. When he was reincarnated as an adult, he would have three moles on the soles of his feet. As long as you find him, you can find Tang Sanzang..."
Bai Jingjing looked at Chun Sananniang: "Senior sister, this is all we have to say, do you still want to continue acting?"
"Humph, you actually found out everything."
Chun Sanzang said jokingly: "Yes, I am indeed here for Tang Sanzang. What about you, junior sister, are you here for Tang Sanzang, or are you still thinking about that smelly monkey?"
"Senior sister, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense. My little sister just wants you to ask for a piece of Tang Monk's meat."
"Haha!" x2
The two of them were smiling but not smiling at all, and cursed "bitch" in their hearts at the same time. Gradually, the atmosphere in the room became tense, and there was a slight tendency of a fight over a disagreement.
Just when Bai Jingjing thought that this battle was inevitable, Chun Sansanniang suddenly smiled sweetly: "Junior sister wants to eat Tang Monk's meat, and as a senior sister, I will definitely make it happen for you."
"Is this true?"
“Realer than real gold!”
Chun Sananniang changed the subject: "However, it is not that easy to eat Tang Monk's meat. You only know that I deceived the news from Patriarch Bodhi, but you don't know that there is another person who has already reached Wuyue Mountain."
"My little sister has little education, senior sister, please don't lie to me."
Bai Jingjing frowned. Out of her trust in Chun Sananniang, she seriously suspected that she was telling lies.
"Otherwise, do you really think that a group of rough guys can expose me to my true colors?"
Chun Sansanniang continued to sneer: "There is a white-faced military advisor in the Ax Gang named Liao Wenjie. He calls himself the 'White-faced Man'. He pretends to be a lewd thief, but he is actually very capable. He is here for Tang Sanzang just like us. If you don't believe me, please go ahead."
Go and try it out."
"Senior Sister, have you ever sparred with him?"
Bai Jingjing was doubtful: "What's the result? Who is he?"
"Yesterday at noon, I had a sparring match with him. Although neither of us showed our true skills, I could see that he, like me, was trying his best to hide his demonic aura, and as expected..."
Chun Sananniang's eyes flashed coldly: "His abilities are not inferior to mine. Even if both sides use their own methods, both sides will lose."
"That's why he drugged you, senior sister... but he didn't expect that the little sister just happened to come over at this juncture. He was afraid, and senior sister was lucky enough to save her life, right?"
The more Bai Jingjing said, the more reasonable she felt. She looked at Chun Sananniang with a smile on her face: "So, I am still senior sister's savior. It's a pity. If I had known, I would have come an hour later so that I could collect your body for senior sister."
"Hmph, you don't know how to live or die. You can't think about it even if I die."
Chun Sananniang said directly: "Your abilities are not even as good as mine. How can you fight with him? If you want to eat Tang Monk's flesh, just cooperate with me honestly. We will work together to make him, and after the success is achieved, we will divide Tang Sanzang."
"Sounds good, but..."
Bai Jingjing looked like she was waiting for a price. She tapped her chin with her fingertips and said tangledly: "Senior sister is fierce. It's all about cooperation anyway. Why not find someone with a good temper to join forces? Listen to what senior sister wants. The other party is still a pretty boy. What a coincidence.
, I just like pretty boys."
Bah, look at how mean you are, you deserved to be eaten up and wiped clean by monkeys five hundred years ago, and then you turned your back on me and refused to recognize anyone as soon as you pulled up your pants!
Chun Sananniang cursed in her heart and forced a smile: "Junior sister, who you want to cooperate with is your business. Senior sister, I have no right to interfere. Don't expect me to be nice and obedient. Please, there is no such possibility.
Senior sister, I have a message for you, men are not worthy of trust. You have fallen into a pit once, so don’t be so foolish as to fall down a second time."
Bai Jingjing was very annoyed when she heard this, and sneered to herself: "Senior sister, I know you are used to being arrogant and will not give in easily, but you don't have a good word to say. It's hard for me to do this, junior sister!"
"If it's difficult to do, don't do it. If you find it difficult, why don't I kill you with one sword now to prevent you from doing the wrong thing of colluding with outsiders and harming your fellow sect members."
"Smelly woman, I've tolerated you for a long time!"
"What, do it now?"
"Hmph, I dare to take action, do you dare?"
…
In the black shop, the two female fairies were quarreling fiercely. Neither of them wanted to bow their heads. They both wanted to make the other submissive. However, they were afraid that the mantis would catch the cicada and the oriole was behind, and Liao Wenjie in the grass would take over. Therefore, although they were quarreling fiercely, the fight never stopped. On the lips.
On the other side of the cottage, the scene was much more lively.
The second master caught a small spider, covered it with a black cloth, and gave it a blow to the head and face. Because of the powerful pills, his fists and kicks were very strong. After a few punches, the spider was silenced.
Just when the second master was still thinking about how to display his power without even an audience, the blind man and others came with torches.
His eyes lit up, he grabbed the torch with his hands, and used a move to roast the spider, making the little spider howl.
"It's on fire, someone come and save me!!"
"Hahaha, I'm scared... Hey, why is this spider's voice... why is it exactly the same as the gang leader?"
The second master sweatdropped on his forehead and his eyelids twitched as he said, "Blind man, please, please tell me that this is my imagination."
"It's not an illusion, it's really the gang leader."
"That's it..."
The two stared at each other for a moment, then hurriedly came to the rescue and dragged the Supreme Treasure out of the fire.
The man came out, but the fire was not extinguished. The second master's trick of "fire-grilling spider" hit the spot, igniting his pants and burning the Supreme Treasure. It was a time when the chicken's life was at stake.
"It's not good, the gang leader's little brother is on fire."
"It's over!"
"Gang leader, don't run around. Just lie down and I'll put out the fire!"
"oh oh."
Distant water cannot save a nearby fire. At the critical moment, the second master stepped forward and taught on-site how to put out a fire physically, jumping up and down while stepping on Xiaobao.
Because of the powerful pills and the pain in my balls, Zhizunbao grabbed the weeds tightly with both hands. The pain was so painful that I fainted and woke up. When the fire was out, tears of farewell fell from the corners of my eyes.
Liao Wenjie:┴┤?′)!!
Watching the famous scene in the corner, I felt a slight chill in my crotch. The Dali Pills prepared by my own hands, with this random step, the Supreme Treasure can be said to be more fierce than chicken.
"Have you seen it? Learn how to do it. This is how you must put out fires."
"Awesome, the second boss has such good kicking skills that I can even see the afterimage."
"Not only the afterimage, but also sparks!"
"..."
Amidst the compliments from the crowd, the second master waved his hands repeatedly, showing his humility that he was showing off his humiliation and that his kung fu practice was not perfect enough. It was not until Supreme Treasure stood in front of him with a dead face that he began to realize that something was wrong.
"Second Master, I knew it was you who set me on fire without even asking, right?"
Zhizunbao raised his hand and poked the second master's chest, comparing his strength: "Those times you kicked me, did you use up all your energy to feed me? Or did you secretly practice the powerful Vajra kick? You want to kick me with just one kick." Go to Ji Fei Dan and then sit in my seat, right?"
"No, Gang Leader, I didn't know it was you..."
"Stop talking nonsense, just with the strength of those few kicks, you can't argue today."
"Gang leader, if you don't do anything to me, it's Daliwan."
"..."
As the daily life of the Supreme Treasure and the Second Master unfolds, the blind man realizes that something is wrong. The Seven Injury Fist on the Supreme Treasure was unexpectedly released after being severely beaten by fighting poison with poison.
"I'm ready?!"
Zhizunbao moved his hands up and down his body for a while, then he looked up to the sky and laughed, and with a "I'm going to hit", he hit the second master on the chest, which made the latter's knees weak, and he knelt down and vomited out his overnight meal.
"No, the second boss, his acting skills are so exaggerated, it's a bit too much." Zhizunbao said with disdain.
"Gang Leader, it's not that the second leader is exaggerated, but that you are different, Gang Leader."
Liao Wenjie walked out of the corner, looked down at the second master, and said kindly: "There is so much sand that is not used, and I have to use my feet to put out the fire. I suspect that the second master wants to be in your position, but I just doubt it. There is no conclusive evidence. The gang leader asked someone to
Just beat him casually for five or six hours and give him a small amount of punishment."
The second boss: "..."
Zhizunbao raised his eyebrows: "Military advisor, you said that I am different. What do you mean?"
"I think the gang leader must have felt it too. The second leader's kicks not only used poison to counteract the injuries caused by the Seven Injury Fist, but also accidentally opened up the gang leader's Ren and Du meridians, that is, the two big tendons connected to the gang leader's chicken, allowing him to
In one fell swoop, you have entered the level of a top-notch master in the world."
Liao Wenjie blinked and said speechlessly: "It's outrageous, and I don't believe it, but it just happened."
"Is there such a thing?"
Zhizunbao was stunned for a moment, then ecstatically patted Liao Wenjie on the shoulder: "Military advisor, we are all members of the prostitution and thieves circle. You have more experience. Tell me the truth. If you become a first-class master, will you not have to pay for going to brothels in the future?
Already?"
Liao Wenjie:(?`′?;)
As expected of you, your focus is always different from others.
"Military advisor, don't be embarrassed when you speak. The second master has already told everyone who you are."
"Gang leader, it's wrong to have sex for free. Generally...under normal circumstances, at least give me a like."
"I understand, from now on I will only give likes."
Zhizunbao laughed with his hands on his hips. After a moment, he raised his eyebrows and said, "Commander, with my current strength, what are the chances of winning against Spring Sansanniang?"
"Almost, limited."
Liao Wenjie thought for a moment and raised his hand to make a fingertip gesture. If it was the force value used by Chun Sanniang when she traveled around the world, it would indeed be at the level of a first-class master.
With the luck value of the Supreme Treasure, without a second-in-command pig teammate, I can barely keep up with them!