The sun is blazing, the yellow sand is blowing, and the wind is blowing hot dust.
A group of merchants walked through the gravel ground, and were frightened by the rumors in the world that the local bandits and robbers were not only wretched but also vile, and were a disgrace to the industry. Therefore, this group of outsiders walked in a hurry and looked quite wary.
However, it was of no use. When it came to bullying, the Ax Gang was professional, so these people were still robbed.
Zhizunbao walked out with an ax in hand and followed Bai Jingjing's instructions to check the soles of the feet one by one to look for people with three moles.
Under the power of what is called love, but actually in estrus, Zhizunbao was full of energy today. He personally took charge of the rear during several charges, letting the second master take the lead.
Finally, his hard work paid off and he was lying in the grass and sleeping in. He was woken up by a bunch of grapes falling from the sky.
The grapes actually pooped in a place where birds didn't poop. Zhizunbao couldn't figure out the reason even if he tried to poop, but it didn't stop him from continuing to lick. After returning to the village, he asked the blind man to wash the grapes clean, and then asked Bai Jingjing to inform Bai Jingjing.
A person just sits in the house and waits for the beauty to come to his door.
"It's not too much to eat such a big bunch of grapes for three to five hours, right?"
"It's already dark after eating. The Ax Gang is a bandit den after all. It's not safe for Miss Jingjing to walk alone at night. I'll let her stay here for the night and protect her personally. Isn't that too much?"
"A man and a woman live together in the same room, and there will inevitably be some friction in a place as big as a palm. If I were worse than a beast, she would definitely be embarrassed, so... being a beast thirty or fifty times a night is not too much, right?"
Supreme Treasure:(???)??????
"Quack quack——"
Three seconds later, the laughter stopped abruptly, and the Supreme Treasure fell from the Peach Garden to the Herb Garden. He looked at the empty fruit plate in shock, and his whole body felt bad.
"Damn it, where are my grapes? There's such a big plate of grapes!" Zhizunbao picked up the empty bowl and searched it inside and out three times. His forehead was gradually covered with sweat.
No more, the grapes are gone.
"No, don't panic, the process is not important, the important thing is the result..."
Zhizunbao wiped the cold sweat from his head and warned himself to stay calm. What Bai Jingjing cares about is him, not some sour grape. If he takes off his pants and accuses a deer of being a horse, Bai Jingjing will accept it calmly.
Just as he was thinking about it, a man emerged from under the table, with a bald head and white beard, holding a whisk that was half bald, wearing a white robe, with a round face and a kind smile.
Ancestor Bodhi.
Facing the dumbfounded Supreme Treasure, Patriarch Bodhi shook the water stains on his body and introduced himself with a smile: "Gang leader, you must have seen it from my demeanor. Yes, I am Patriarch Bodhi.
He is a fairy."
"He~~tui!"
Without saying a word, Zhizunbao spat out a mouthful of saliva and said angrily: "If you say you are a god, then you are a god. I also said that I am the Jade Emperor. If you are sensible, please hand over my grapes quickly, otherwise the leader of this gang will keep his word."
Xin, if I say I’ll kill your whole family, I’ll kill your whole family!”
"Gang leader, don't be excited, I can't give you the grapes, because I am the bunch of grapes you brought back."
Patriarch Bodhi swept his whisk away and said with the expression of a worldly master: "I also know that you don't believe me, Gang Leader. It's simple. As a god, I can fulfill your wish."
"real or fake?!"
Zhizunbao was doubtful and quickly accepted the nonsense. He raised his eyebrows and said, "No, you lied to me. Although I don't read much, I have read a lot of books about daydreaming. You gods can fulfill three wishes. Why did it come to you?"
There is only one thing left here...say, have you withheld the wishes of my gang leader?"
"Gang leader, look at your crotch first, and then look at your money bag."
"???"
Zhizunbao didn't understand very well, but he still did as he was told. He raised his hand and touched the money bag on his waist. His eyes suddenly glowed with golden light. He then took out his pants, and his eyes suddenly brightened.
"Holy shit, he is indeed a living god, he looks so experienced!"
"Of course, I've been doing this for a long time."
In the compliments of the Supreme Treasure, Patriarch Bodhi closed the door, sat at the table and raised his hand to pour himself a cup of tea: "Gang leader, let's get straight to the point. Let's get straight to the point. I turned into a grape this time to save..."
"Wait a minute, let's get right to the point. Shouldn't you ask me about my third wish?"
Zhizunbao raised his hand to interrupt, and happily said his third wish: "Let Miss Jingjing fall in love with me, very much, very much. From now on, no matter whether she is born, old, sick or dead, whether rich or poor, no matter how high or low, she will only love me."
Money, women, and bigness are the three wishes of men.
"Gang leader, you can't do this!"
Patriarch Bodhi shook his head. As he said, he has been in the immortal business for a long time. The previous two wishes were purely a blind trick, using the common desire of human nature to prove his identity and avoid unnecessary embarrassment.
Therefore, he cannot help the Supreme Treasure realize its wish. Even if he could, he would not let Bai Jingjing fall in love with the Supreme Treasure.
"Why can't it be done?"
"The gang leader will understand after listening to what I have to say."
Ancestor Bodhi took a sip of tea and said calmly: "Bai Jingjing and Chun Sansanniang are monsters. I turned into a grape this time to save you."
"Tch, it would be weird to believe you."
Zhizunbao curled his lips and firmly refused to believe it: "My sweetheart is so beautiful, how could he be a monster?"
"Gang Leader, it is precisely because you like to judge people by their appearance that monsters turn into handsome men and beautiful women."
Ancestor Bodhi took out a bronze mirror from his arms and said, "This mirror is a mirror for looking at monsters. Facts speak louder than words, you will understand if Bai Jingjing is a monster or not."
Zhizunbao still didn't believe it, but because of the first two wishes being fulfilled, he didn't refuse the demon-looking mirror. After taking it, he looked at himself first.
Supreme Treasure:(????)b
"Skin is fair and tender, handsome and stylish. God is really unfair. I am so handsome, what should other men do?"
Bang bang bang!
There was a knock on the door, and Zhizunbao, who was immersed in his own world, woke up. He didn't see Patriarch Bodhi on either side. His dog's nose smelled the aroma coming in from the crack in the door, and he hurriedly rushed over to open the door.
Outside the door, Bai Jingjing had a slight smile on her face. In her smile, there were three parts rejection, three parts very busy, three parts you are a good person, and one part ambiguity.
Just look at the fan chart and you will know that she is an old goddess.
In fact, Bai Jingjing has no feelings for Zhizunbao, at least not now. She treats him aloof and distances herself while not forgetting to think of him. This is purely because Zhizunbao's face is so similar to that of a smelly monkey.
It doesn't mean anything, I just feel good.
Her ex-boyfriend who once abandoned her is now asking her questions, even if it's fake, it makes her feel good to see her.
"Miss Jingjing, what a coincidence, I just want to visit you."
Zhizunbao leaned on the door with one hand and turned his face at a 45-degree angle, completely unaware that he had become a substitute that was worse than a spare tire.
Well, judging from his urine properties, it probably wouldn't matter if he knew it.
Only by enduring hardships can you be successful. If you want to hold a controlling stake, you must invest, and investment means paying the price.
"The gang leader is joking, didn't you ask me to come over and eat grapes?"
"Ah this..."
Zhizunbao blinked and didn't know how to explain it for a moment. Just when he changed his shape and became concave, the bronze mirror in his hand reflected a skeleton.
She is white and slightly yellow in color. Although she has no expression, her clothes and movements are exactly the same as Bai Jingjing's.
Zhizunbao took a breath of cold air, his desire to survive came online, his hands were faster than his brain, and he closed the door with a bang: "Hahaha, I'm teasing you, you really believe it, where did the grapes come from this damn place?"
Bai Jingjing: "..."
At a certain moment, she saw the strong monkey odor in the Supreme Treasure, which was smelly and cheap, just...
Very attractive to skeletons.
On Bai Jingjing's side, she was inexplicably teased by a licking dog, and left in anger. Supreme Treasure closed the door, turned over the pots and pans, and carefully squatted beside the chamber pot, asking Patriarch Bodhi to come out and conquer the demons.
"Gang Leader, do you believe it now?"
Ancestor Bodhi got out from under the bed, swept away the cobweb dust on his body with a whisk, and said with the look of a worldly master: "So, do you still want Bai Jingjing to be loyal to you until death?"
"Well..."
Lao Sepi was hesitant. He was still a little undecided for a while, thinking that if his wish came true, he could still rush a few times.
Ancestor Bodhi shook his head repeatedly: "Gang Leader, as I said before, the beautiful skin is just the appearance. Monsters are best at using skins to confuse people's hearts. As for the inside...you have seen it, there is only a skeleton left."
"makes sense."
Zhizunbao laughed in apology and changed the subject: "Miss Jingjing is a monster, and that evil woman Chun Sananniang is also a monster. The question is, why are there so many monsters on Wuyue Mountain?"
"They are waiting for Tang Sanzang to reappear in the world... This matter is highly confidential. I will only tell you one thing. Don't spread it."
Patriarch Bodhi looked around and whispered: "Five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong was eliminated by Guanyin. His master Tang Sanzang gave him a chance to reincarnate, and he exchanged one life for another. I hope this monkey
You can change your past and become a good monkey."
"What does this have to do with Wuyue Mountain?"
"It's a big deal."
Ancestor Bodhi solemnly said: "Five Mountains is Wuzhi Mountain. Their master and disciple will meet again here in this life. Those monsters got the information and came here specially to wait for Tang Sanzang to appear and take a bite of his immortal meat."
"No way. Where did Chun Sananniang and Miss Jingjing get such confidential information?"
"This is not important. What is important is to slay demons. Those two monsters came well prepared. You guys, gang leader, are just a bunch of ordinary people. The longer we delay, the worse it will be for you."
Speaking of this, Patriarch Bodhi took out two pieces of equipment from his cuffs: "These two Universe bags and a stack of invisibility charms. After you put the invisibility charms on them, put the Universe bags on their heads while they are not paying attention. Go ahead.
I'll cover you from behind."
Fortunately, you are still a god, but you are as cowardly as me!
Zhizunbao lamented that gods are just ordinary things, as unreliable as him, and after listening to these words, you know that Patriarch Bodhi is probably no match for the two banshees head-on.
Gods are no match for him, and he still has an important mission, so he can't put himself in danger. He decides to protect the second master under the cover of Patriarch Bodhi and let him sacrifice his personal self to achieve his great self.
This plan works!
It can be done!
Just as he was thinking about it, Zhizunbao suddenly realized that he had forgotten something. He frowned and said, "What the hell, old mother, there is a monster in the village that has been lurking for a long time. There are only two Qiankun bags, which are not enough!"
"And there are monsters?!"
Ancestor Bodhi counted with his fingers, rolled his eyes and even looked up at the Heavenly Spirit Cap, without even calculating, and said doubtfully: "Gang Leader, there are none, there are only two of them, who are the monsters you are talking about?"
"Axe Gang Military Advisor, that pretty boy has a face that makes men hate him and makes women wet him. I have long suspected that there is something wrong with his face."
Zhizunbao said with reason: "You just said that monsters are best at using skins to confuse people's hearts, so he must be a monster!"
"Well……"
Ancestor Bodhi blinked and comforted: "Gang leader, I can understand your mood, but in fact, he is really not a monster. Not only is he not, he is also a very powerful god. He passed by here just to watch the fun."
That’s not true!
The Supreme Treasure was unhappy when he heard it. He couldn't swallow the sour breath in his mouth and said unconvinced: "What do you mean? It turns out that gods and monsters are all the same thing, and they are also good at using their skin to confuse people's hearts. Then why are you so ugly?"
"..."x2
Silence is a rational avoidance, leaving room for each other to relax.
After a while, Patriarch Bodhi told Mr. Zhizunbao to stop talking nonsense and make arrangements to defeat the demons without further delay. He himself would go to Liao Wenjie to find out more.
If possible, call in foreign aid and add an extra meal tonight. Not only will there be bone soup, but also charcoal-grilled octopus on the table.
…
"Taoist Liao, please don't blame me for disturbing you uninvited."
In the room, Liao Wenjie looked at Patriarch Bodhi who came to visit him. He looked up and down for a while, and a string of question marks floated across his forehead.
There was a question that he had wanted to ask a long time ago.
Why is this Bodhi not powerful at all, even if it can't defeat the Bull Demon King, but it can't even defeat the weak combination of Spider Spirit + White Bone Spirit?
Even the Grape Ancestor should not be so weak!
In Liao Wenjie's impression, Patriarch Bodhi, also known as Patriarch Bodhi, is definitely the hidden BOSS in Journey to the West. Considering the importance of 'Bodhi' in Buddhism, and considering the place name of 'Ling' Tai Fang Cun 'shan', and '
With this naming method of "Wukong", it is very likely that the monkey teacher himself is the Buddha.
In comparison, Patriarch Bodhi teaches by words and deeds and imparts Taoist skills to monkeys, so there is nothing to be surprised about.
If one Dharma is accessible, then all Dharmas will be accessible. Is it strange that the Buddha knew how to master Taoism?
It’s not surprising that there are a few Taoist priests in Fengshen who immediately became Bodhisattvas as soon as they changed their profession!
With a strong foundation, he will be a boss wherever he goes.
I digressed, but back to the topic, in short, in Liao Wenjie's perception, no matter how weak Bodhi is, no matter how much water is poured into it, it will only take a slap to deal with the Bull Demon King.
Right now this one...
It should be a trumpet, and it is very likely that he is not very serious like his doppelganger.
"Daozhang Liao! Daozhang Liao?!"
"I'm sorry, Senior Bodhisattva's forehead is too bright. The optical pollution made me distracted."
Liao Wenjie apologized, and then added: "It's too polite to say blame. The person who came uninvited is clearly me."
"Where, where."
"you are welcome."
Liao Wenjie waved his hands repeatedly with a low attitude. He narrowed his eyes and looked at Patriarch Bodhi for a while, thinking about it in his mind.
There is a high possibility that this grape is Buddha's trumpet, why not...
Taking advantage of the weak trumpet, pretending not to know anything, and asking the big guy to return the favor, wouldn't it be very exciting!