The mountain peaks are dangerous and the mountains are continuous.
Jumping over the mountains that are rarely inhabited, you can see the endless plains as far as the eye can see. There are human city-states, large and small countries, and there are demons who occupy the mountains as kings, and stars are dotted to divide their territories.
The entire prosperous land is the territory of the Bull Demon King. The monsters respect him and worship him as their elder brother.
Similar to the enfeoffment system, the monsters have their own territory and they are the boss, but the Bull Demon King has a higher status in the world. During the holidays, monsters from all walks of life come and go in the Niu Mansion.
They are all given as gifts.
As the eldest brother on the road, the Bull Demon King is still very elegant in terms of communication and appearance. As long as there are gifts, no matter how much, he will return the gifts.
So, don't look at the eldest brother on the road who has endless glory. Making money every day is like having a mountain of gold and silver at home.
In fact, everyone knows that Lao Niu has been coveting the Long Live Fox King's property for more than a day or two.
This is why, Long Live the Fox King kicked his legs, and Lao Niu forcibly took Princess Jade Face as his concubine. The brothers on the road complained in their hearts, secretly scolding Lao Niu for eating tender grass, which was really shameless, but their faces were full of shame.
This is how it should be.
Because the Bull Demon King gave too much.
With his righteous style of spending money lavishly, Princess Jade Face's dowry would not last for a few years, and sooner or later it would end up in the pockets of her brothers.
If you have money, everyone will make it. Brothers all hope that the old cow will eat this kind of tender grass a few more times.
One thing to say here is that Lao Niu didn’t become a pretty boy on his first day, marrying into another family’s son-in-law.
The former Princess Iron Fan, now Mrs. Niu, is also a famously rich woman. Lao Niu relied on her status in the world and being shameless to marry into the Bajiao Cave in Cuiyun Mountain.
The difference is that Princess Iron Fan has good martial arts and magic weapons such as the banana fan. The Bull Demon King couldn't stand being the younger brother in the family so he moved back to his hometown.
Princess Jade Face is completely useless, she has no abilities and no magic weapon. When the day comes when Lao Niu is exhausted and wants to take another concubine, she may be kicked out of Moyun Cave, Jilei Mountain, her ancestral home.
Niufu.
Lanterns were decorated, red silk was stretched all over the place, and everything was filled with joy.
In the backyard, the Bull Demon King dressed as a red envelope pulled Liao Wenjie to the wine table and started to sneer at him, cursing the stinky monkey for not being trustworthy and having a son.
Tomorrow is the day when the Niu Demon King takes his concubine and Niu Xiangxiang comes out of the palace. Unexpectedly, the bad news comes that Sun Wukong is missing and most likely escaped from the marriage.
Of course the monkey had his reasons for doing this. The script went wrong that night, and Tang Sanzang was a sensible person from beginning to end. He was afraid that the incident would be revealed, and he would be greeted by a bald man who jumped out of the grass, so he packed up his bed and ran away.
The Bull Demon King didn't know the monkey's worries. He only knew that he should kill Tang Sanzang tomorrow and hold a banquet for Tang Monk to entertain all the brothers. The monkey ran away at this time. He must have received some news, or let him, Lao Niu, carry Tang Monk on his back alone.
The black pot of the banquet.
Think about the scene where the monkey was beaten that night. The Bull Demon King beat his chest and stamped his feet, complaining that he had been tricked by the monkey. He had no choice but to shoot the arrow. If there is no Tang Monk meat at the banquet tomorrow, it will be another heavy blow to the eldest brother's status in the world.
"What a shame, that monkey has such a plan!"
The Bull Demon King scolded until he gasped, put down the wine bowl in his hand, and looked at Liao Wenjie without blinking: "Brother Montenegro, that monkey is a monkey, I accidentally fell into his treacherous plan, what should I do?
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Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes, listening to the Bull Demon King's intention, which seemed to make him more conscious and take the initiative to take away the blame.
"Brother Montenegro, please speak!"
"Brother Niu, I asked you before if eating Tang Monk's meat would cause you to burn yourself. You said it was no big deal. Buddhism has to thank us. Why did you suddenly change your mind?"
"My dear brother, I don't know. At this time and that time, we were bewitched by monkeys, and one of us accidentally ate Tang Monk's meat without paying attention. It is excusable."
The Bull Demon King lamented: "It's no longer possible now. Without the monkey in front, you and I will become the key targets, and we won't be able to continue to live happily in the future."
"Brother Niu is right, but my situation is too small."
Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows: "In this case, why don't you eat... It's dark and windy tonight, I'll help you look out for the wind, and you can secretly send Tang Sanzang out."
The Bull Demon King shook his head repeatedly: "You must not do it. Brother Montenegro, you have also seen that hundreds of well-known brothers have gathered together. If there is no Tang Monk Meat, from now on I, Old Niu, will become a monster of unfaithful words, and I will do it wherever I go."
How can you still be a big brother when your spine is poked?"
Liao Wenjie grinned and said meaningfully: "Brother Niu, without Tang Sanzang, we can still have Tang Monk meat. What we will eat at the banquet tomorrow is not a matter of your words."
"Brother, how do you say this?"
The Bull Demon King's eyes lit up, and he probably understood something.
"Brother Niu, everyone knows that Tang San is hiding in your hands. Even if you bring a pot of pork tomorrow, no one will doubt it if it is Tang Monk meat."
"But Monk Tang will live forever after eating his meat!"
"Who knows? Who has eaten it? Why do you think Tang Monk will live forever if he eats it?"
Liao Wenjie smiled sinisterly, which was extremely ugly when matched with the dignity of the old Black Mountain demon: "Besides, immortality needs time to be verified. Without three to five years, who dares to say that what he eats is not Tang Monk meat?"
"Ah this..."
"Also, immortality and immortality are two different concepts. We monsters should fight fiercely and bravely. Those who died of illness, accidents, and murders. Who can say clearly whether these people have eaten Tang Monk meat or not?"
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Seeing the bull's eyes getting brighter and brighter, Liao Wenjie added: "Also, Brother Niu, you said last time that eating Tang Monk's meat is secondary. The purpose of recruiting the big guy is to gather troops to attack Shituoling. In three to five years
There's enough time, even if everyone later finds out that what they ate was not Tang Monk's meat, Brother Niu is at the height of his power, who dares to secretly say bad things about you behind your back?"
"Wonderful!"
The Bull Demon King was overjoyed when he heard this. Indeed, he had fallen into a misunderstanding. The authenticity of Tang Monk's meat was not important. The top priority was to capture Shituoling.
Take him back with the victorious army, consolidate his position and go one step further, immediately clear his name and go to heaven to become a god, and he can become a king or generalissimo no matter what. By then, even if the monsters below are dissatisfied, they can still go to heaven to sue him.
No.
Not only that, he had meritorious service in protecting Tang Sanzang, and there was a wave of goodwill from the Buddhist community, and they had to thank him!
Perfect!
One arrow kills several eagles and is invulnerable.
"Just do as my wise brother says..."
The Bull Demon King whispered: "I will tell you to go down later. Tang Sanzang is of great importance. You are fully responsible for the dungeon where he is imprisoned. Find an opportunity and hide him before tomorrow morning. After the Shituoling is captured, you can
Let him go secretly."
"Brother Niu is smart, but my younger brother is not as good as him."
"No, it's my wise brother who is very resourceful and I made a mistake before."
"Brother Niu, what you said is wrong, I am also the one who is close to the red!"
"Hahaha"
The Bull Demon King smiled and patted Liao Wenjie's shoulder continuously, pulling him to start the second round. At this moment, a Bull Demon walked in from outside the courtyard: "Your Majesty, the Monkey King, the Monkey King, is here. He said he wants to see you for something."
"???"x2
Liao Wenjie and the Bull Demon King looked at each other, both of them were quite embarrassed. They operated as fiercely as a tiger. When they looked back, they turned out to be fighting against the air.
"Ahem!"
Liao Wenjie clenched his fists and coughed twice, his thoughts dispersed, and he raised his eyebrows.
There is a monkey outside, but not all of it, only half of it.
Supreme treasure!
"Brother Niu, this monkey's eyes are tight. It's completely different from his appearance that night. Is it a monkey?"
"Monkeys are like this. They act crazy all day long. There's nothing strange about it. You'll understand once you get used to it."
The Bull Demon King didn't take it seriously, waved his hand and asked the Calf Demon to bring the Supreme Treasure over, and said in a low voice: "Something's wrong, the monkey could just walk away, so why did it come back again?"
"Brother Niu means..."
"There is something wrong with this monkey. I suspect he regrets it. He came to me today to take Tang Sanzang back."
The Bull Demon King snorted coldly: "That stinking monkey is always in a hurry. If he hadn't been used during the attack on Shituoling, I would have fallen out with him a long time ago."
"Brother Niu, calm down. Maybe the monkey means something else, such as..."
Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows: "We are getting married tomorrow. He is greedy for your sister's body and plans to sleep one night before taking Tang Sanzang away."
Bull Demon King:┗(?ˇ?ˇ?;)┛
The cow looks confused, but doesn't refute, because the monkey is really capable.
"Oh, Brother Niu, I finally found you."
The calf demon led the supreme treasure to the yard. When the latter saw the bull demon king, he burst into tears and said, "Brother Niu doesn't know. I miss you so much, little brother."
I think you want me to die!
The Bull Demon King was disdainful. When he saw the Supreme Treasure with a bruised nose and swollen face, he thought it was the monkey's old injury that had not healed. So he pretended to be pitiful in front of him, so he snorted in a strange way: "Brother, tomorrow is the wedding day of you and my sister. You left right away."
I didn't leave any news, so I thought you were running away from your marriage."
"Brother Niu misunderstood. Xiangxiang and I are in love. How could I abandon her?"
Seeing that the Bull Demon King didn't notice that he was pretending to be a monkey, Zhizunbao slowly let go of his heart and turned to look at Liao Wenjie. He was dressed in either red or black, and his demonic face was as white as an evil ghost. He must be the old Black Mountain demon in the intelligence.
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Sure enough, he lives up to his reputation and looks really ugly!
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After talking about the recent situation of the Supreme Treasure and confirming that the Moonlight Treasure Box was in Tang Sanzang's hands, he and Fairy Zixia followed it all the way, waiting for an opportunity to get it.
Zhizunbao compared the fighting prowess of the two sides. First of all, it was him and Tang Sanzang. This bald donkey was not the other bald donkey, not Chen Xuanzang. He could not hit a palm that fell from the sky, so he won this round completely.
The trouble is the monkey, Zixia is definitely no match.
As for Zixia, she was beaten half to death by a monkey before and lost the moonlight box. Zhizunbao knew about it. After thinking about it, fortunately Guanyin chased her closely, and the monkey ran away in a hurry. Zixia
The end result is that he was taken advantage of on the spot.
Inexplicably, I feel a little proud.
He is weak now, but once he transforms, a fairy of Zixia's level is nothing to him.
Vulnerable!
Zhizunbao made an assessment and found that despite the monkey's change, the combat effectiveness was basically the same. When Zixia faced off against the concentrated version of the essence monkey, she still couldn't escape the tragedy of being defeated in an instant.
Considering that there was no Guanyin chasing behind him this time, and Tang Sanzang had no other ability than talking nonsense, Zixia had to change a few positions after being defeated.
inappropriate.
The meat in your own pot has not yet entered the bowl, how can it be caught by the monkey first?
Since you can't beat him, you have to outsmart him.
The idea of the Supreme Treasure was very good, but Fairy Zixia didn't work hard, so of course she got lost.
Not only lost, but also lost.
Zixia knew exactly what the Supreme Treasure had in mind. She never forgot Bai Jingjing and thought about the Moonlight Treasure Box.
Zixia was very unhappy and cursed the second disciple, who had never been masked before, and secretly swore that if Bai Jingjing came to apprentice one day, she would take her under her disciples and train her hard.
Zixia was resolute, but because she was in love, her IQ dropped severely, and she was no match for the scumbag's sharp tongue. She was coaxed around by Zhizunbao and given a bowl of fragrant soft rice, but Zhizunbao relied on his hard skills...
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Haven't eaten it yet.
Because every time when the little bird is in love with someone, Zixia will have a schizophrenia, her personality will go offline, and her sister Qingxia will come online.
This is how Zhizunbao got a bruised nose and a swollen face. Several times he untied his belt and suddenly turned against him. He drew his sword and tried to confiscate the crime tools.
I can't live this day!
There is no other way, Zhizunbao can only coax Zixia with sweet words during the day, and attack Qingxia with a playful smile at night. Make sure that no matter who is online, they are willing to help him grab the Moonlight Treasure Box.
Not to mention, when it comes to eating soft food, Zhizunbao is extremely talented and is a unique genius.
He took advantage of the discord between the Ziqing sisters and led Qingxia astray in a very clumsy way, making her think that sleeping with her brother-in-law was also a means of revenge, successfully avoiding the beating at night.
Although I haven't hit the base yet, the effect is gratifying and I can already touch my little hands.
Zi Qing is willing to snatch the Moonlight Box for the Supreme Treasure. Then the news comes that Tang Sanzang was captured by the Bull Demon. Zixia sneaks into the Niu Mansion and gets an important piece of information. The groom Sun Wukong is missing.
God-given opportunity, Zhizunbao felt that he was good again, so he pretended to be a monkey and walked into the Niu Mansion.
Although my legs are a little shaking.
In essence, Zhizunbao is a coward. He is good at bullying and shirking the blame, so he risked his life and sneaked into Niu Mansion. It can only be said that he truly loves Bai Jingjing.
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After drinking for three rounds, Zhizunbao felt a little dizzy. He put down his glass and said tactfully: "Brother Niu, where is Tang Sanzang being imprisoned? I can't bear the scene between master and disciple. I want to see him one last time before he comes to the table."
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The Bull Demon King sneered when he heard this and glanced at Liao Wenjie. As he expected, the monkey regretted it and wanted to kidnap Tang Sanzang away.
Just kidding, in the territory of his Bull Demon King, he can come and leave as he pleases!
"I don't know something. Tang Sanzang is of great importance. I have given him full authority to the wise brother Heishan. Now, no one knows where Tang Sanzang is except me, not even me."
"Hiss-"
Hearing this, Zhizunbao took a deep breath and turned to look at Liao Wenjie, secretly thinking that the two monsters must be related to Lao Niu and Broken Car, otherwise the Bull Demon King would not trust them so much.
"Black Mountain Xian..."
"I'm too drunk, so I'll take my leave now."
Liao Wenjie put down his wine glass and slowly left the backyard.
Zhizunbao was dumbfounded and looked at the Bull Demon King blankly: "Brother Niu, what is going on? Have I ever offended him?"
"Brother, be more confident. Including my brother, there are hundreds of monsters in this Niu Mansion. Anyone who sees you will gnash his teeth."
"..."
Supreme Treasure's eyebrows are sweating. He pretended to be a monkey because he was careless. Is it still too late to become a human being now?