Liao Wenjie took two steps forward, grabbed the Bull Demon King who was panicking and was about to run away, and whispered: "With so many brothers watching, and the Jiao Demon King here, if you run away, you will not be able to see anyone in the future."
When the Bull Demon King heard this, he paused and turned to look at the main banquet hall. As expected, the monsters, big and small, looked strange, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.
Among them, the Jiao Demon King is a breath of fresh air, with a smile on his face but not a smile, just waiting for the show to happen.
The Bull Demon King clenched his fists and coughed twice. Just as Liao Wenjie said, if he runs away in this situation, he will become a joke in the future, and he should not be the leader.
What do men live for?
face!
To put it mildly, it means dignity, to put it nicely, it means career. In short, it means living a more elegant life than other men.
"Brother Xian, I suspect that the yellow-faced woman did it on purpose. She had received the news a long time ago and chose today to delay her arrival just to make me lose face." The Bull Demon King pulled Liao Wenjie and stood behind the pillar together.
While reaffirming his duty to be honest, he also emphasized that Princess Iron Fan is the most poisonous woman.
Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes: "Brother Niu, that's not what you said before. I asked you about your family status, and you said you were the head of the family."
"Yes, I am the head of the family, but she has the final say in everything at home."
As he said that, the Bull Demon King looked at Liao Wenjie eagerly, without saying a word, just staring.
┗(????)┛(??·???;)
At this time, the smart younger brother will take the initiative to take the blame, turn into the appearance of the elder brother, block the menacing elder sister-in-law, and cover the real elder brother and his concubine in the bridal chamber to have a happy time.
The Bull Demon King is a shameless big brother, so he doesn't want to say these words out loud, hoping that the 'Black Mountain Brother' will understand them by himself.
The corner of Liao Wenjie's mouth twitched. Monkeys are not good monkeys. Cows are so bad that they are prone to black water. The dragons over there are also plastic brothers. It is not without reason that the seven saints can get together to marry Jinlan. They are called close friends if they share the same smell. They are born to be brothers.
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"Where's that stinky cow?"
The female voice in the courtyard shouted angrily. Liao Wenjie looked over and saw several maids surrounding a beautiful woman in palace attire.
Princess Iron Fan.
Wearing a phoenix hairpin, gorgeous clothes, and stunning appearance, her aura overwhelmed all the monsters in the main banquet hall.
Liao Wenjie took a deep breath, the hidden secret was very dangerous. Fortunately, he had not been close to women since he was a child, otherwise he would be taken into a ditch by the Prime Minister today. After spending half a day using some tricks, he would become a monkey and an ox in the evening.
"Sister-in-law, why are you so angry today on this special day?"
The Jiao Demon King bowed his hands and came forward. On the surface, he was respectful and polite to his sister-in-law, but in reality he was fanning the flames: "I would like to congratulate you in advance. Brother Niu has gained a concubine, and my sister-in-law has gained a younger sister. It is a good thing that the Niu family is prosperous!"
"Bah, you are not a good person either."
"Sister-in-law is talking about Brother Niu... Hey, where did Brother Niu go?"
The Jiao Demon King smiled and nodded, with a playful smile and no anger at all. He stepped aside and guided Princess Iron Fan to look towards the center of the main banquet hall.
There are four seats there, one of which is empty. The others are the listless Supreme Treasure, the Jade-faced Princess and Niu Xiangxiang, who are sitting upright with red covers on their heads.
When Princess Iron Fan saw it, she became even more angry. She pushed away the maid in front of her and strode towards Princess Jade Face...the Supreme Treasure beside her.
The Bull Demon King has done a remarkable job in keeping intelligence confidential. Princess Iron Fan is far away in the Bajiao Cave in Cuiyun Mountain, and she doesn't know that her dead husband wants to take the vixen as his concubine.
And the Niu Mansion held a grand banquet, which attracted a group of demons to gather together, announcing to the outside world that Monkey and Niu Xiangxiang were getting married. The highlight was the Immortality Banquet, which is Tang Monk Meat.
The Bull Demon King felt that he was infallible. As far as he knew, the relationship between Princess Iron Fan and Monkey was average. There was not much contact between uncle and sister-in-law. Even if they met by chance, they would just nod their heads.
As for the relationship between Princess Iron Fan and Niu Xiangxiang, it is even colder. The plastic sisters still have a superficial friendship. Because of the irreconcilable relationship between their daughter-in-law and their sister-in-law, they have not interacted with each other for the rest of their lives. They pretend they don't know each other when they meet.
When the bride and groom were both passers-by, there was no reason or possibility for Princess Iron Fan to come to the wedding.
When the wedding day is over and the rice is cooked, it doesn't matter whether Princess Iron Fan knows about it or not. Anyway, he is old and good.
However, the Bull Demon King didn't know that the nod of acquaintance was just a cover-up. The monkey and Princess Iron Fan turned the raw rice into cooked rice. There was no next nest of baby monkeys. This was because the monkey did not want to make a big deal out and tried its best to restrain themselves.
Princess Iron Fan may have had real feelings, but the Monkey Who Got Thousand Knives was really just for fun. During that time, he had a whim and fell in love with eating dumplings.
When she heard that Monkey wanted to marry Niu Xiangxiang, Princess Iron Fan couldn't sit still. She took several maids from Cuiyun Mountain to Niu Mansion to disrupt the marriage and asked Monkey to give her an explanation.
On the way, she also heard about the Bull Demon King taking concubines. She smiled coldly and said, "Smelly Cow takes concubines as long as he says so. Doesn't she, Princess Iron Fan, have no face?"
Go ahead and dream!
Back to the main story, Princess Iron Fan walked toward the Supreme Treasure with a frosty face. In the eyes of the melon-eaters, including the Bull Demon King, the target was Princess Jade Face.
They could completely imagine the next scene, where Princess Iron Fan slapped Princess Jade Face on the face, and then pinned her to the ground and beat her violently.
If you are brave enough, you will have already made up the exciting scenes of scratching your face, pulling your hair, tearing clothes, the jade-faced princess is naked, running and jumping.
As a result, the people eating melon tightened the bowls and chopsticks in their hands, held their breath and widened their eyes.
There is no other meaning. They all say that the Jade-faced Princess is extremely beautiful and belongs to the top group of vixens. She is not much different from the nine-tailed fox that deceived King Zhou. They are doubtful and want to see it with their own eyes and verify it.
After all, seeing is believing.
"Ma'am, no!"
At the critical moment when Princess Iron Fan was only two steps away from the Supreme Treasure, the Bull Demon King leapt out of the pillar and stood in front of Princess Iron Fan.
"Stinky cow, you actually have the nerve to come out to see me."
Princess Iron Fan's secret secret was thrilling, and she almost exposed the adultery between the two because of questioning the monkey. She changed the subject and raised her hand to poke the Bull Demon King in the chest: "Tell me, why don't I know about your concubine?"
Princess Iron Fan is superb in her acting skills. Because Zhizunbao didn't know about it, no one present found any clues. Lao Niu was even less clear about it. He has been a cuckold for many years and is still safe to this day.
"Madam, there is a misunderstanding!"
"Bah, don't do this with me..."
Liao Wenjie leaned against the pillar and watched the show, feeling quite puzzled. Although men often say, "I'm not afraid of my wife, I love her, respect her and let her" to cover up the fact that they are afraid of their wives.
But then again, if it's not true love, why should you respect her and let her go? The Bull Demon King didn't directly kick Princess Iron Fan, which shows that the other party still has a status in his heart. Even when taking a concubine, he is worried about his own face.
Don’t forget to save face for Princess Iron Fan.
In comparison, Monkey is a complete scumbag.
don't know.
The Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong, one is the famous eldest brother, and the other is the famous second- and fifth-year-old son. In the case of a deadlock, the Bull Demon King is naturally the first choice.
But this Mrs. Niu...
Why?
Could it be that the eldest brother on the road thinks nothing of it, and the queen can’t sit down?
Not to mention, the possibility is very high. After all, he is a monkey who talks about "eating my old grandson with a stick" all day long. He must have bragging rights to show off his power.
Thinking of this, Liao Wenjie looked at the Bull Demon King with pity. Women like bad men, and honest people are miserable.
At the same time, he felt deeply lucky that he had made a wise decision by choosing to be a scumbag instead of an honest person.
Will continue in the future!
Over there, Princess Iron Fan poked the Bull Demon King and scolded him for a while. The latter felt like a light on his back, his eyes were full of ridicule, his face couldn't hold it in, and he snorted a few times.
"How dare you hum?!"
"Madam, I told you that it was all a misunderstanding. Why don't you believe me?"
"Misunderstand?"
Princess Iron Fan laughed angrily, patted her chest and took a few breaths: "You're wearing it like a red envelope cover. Now tell me it's a misunderstanding?"
"As for the best man, of course he should dress festively."
The Bull Demon King muttered: "Today my good brother and beloved sister are getting married. If I still wear all black, what will they think? Do you think so?"
"Okay, you are right on this point."
Princess Iron Fan sneered and pointed at Princess Jade Face: "Then tell me where the bride's groom is. On the big day, in front of so many people, why don't you invite him out?"
Bull Demon King:┗(?ˇ?ˇ?;)┛
The old cow is in a dilemma, so I want to say that today the monkey not only gets married, but also takes a concubine. It is a two-pronged approach, which brings double happiness.
As soon as the words came to his lips, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. Everyone knew what the monkey was like. If he dared to say it, the monkey would dare to do it.
inappropriate!
The Bull Demon King stiffly turned his head and glanced at the group of people eating melons. Each time they looked at each other, the other person was stunned for a moment, then raised his head and chest, and showed his red eyes that he was willing to take the blame.
Among them, there was even the Jiao Demon King who coughed repeatedly, beat his chest loudly, and almost jumped over to attack the Jade Faced Princess.
A bunch of stinky, shameless people who want to take the blame without even checking whether they are worthy of it!
The Bull Demon King looked disgusted, and was shocked to see the death gaze from Princess Iron Fan, and trembled with fright.
If you delay for too long, the pot will be dumped too slowly.
Suddenly, the Bull Demon King saw the 'Black Mountain Brother' who was leaning behind the pillar. His eyes lit up. He remembered clearly that this wise boy was cold-tempered and not good at women. There was a pair of seductresses at the wine table before.
Excellent performance that we dismiss.
It's up to you.
"Hahaha----"
The Bull Demon King laughed loudly and dragged the confused Liao Wenjie to Princess Iron Fan: "Madam, look, I'm not lying to you. This is the groom, the husband of Princess Jade Face. Look at him, he is also dressed in red.
robe."
"???"
A string of question marks floated across Liao Wenjie's forehead, and he looked down at his red and black robe. He had been wearing red for a while, and for the first time he knew that wearing red at a wedding could be such a good thing.
In the main banquet hall, all the monsters took a deep breath when they saw that the Bull Demon King dared to throw the blame away. At the same time, they were beating their chests and feet in annoyance, hating themselves for not wearing red today, otherwise good things might have happened to them.
"hehe."
Princess Jade Face sneered again and again: "I have never heard of who he is. Do you really think that if you just bring a monster over, I will believe your lies?"
"Ma'am, don't talk nonsense. Brother Montenegro is very powerful and his abilities are not inferior to mine."
The Bull Demon King said with a serious face: "The monkey over there was dissatisfied earlier and tried a few moves with Brother Montenegro, but finally came back in defeat. Old Niu, I was feeling itchy for a while, so I also sparred with Brother Montenegro for a few moves. If he hadn't been so humble, I would have done it.
It’s such a shame.”
Princess Iron Fan frowned when she heard this and put away her contempt. The Bull Demon King could say such words, which shows that the "Old Monster of Black Mountain" is indeed not a monster that was randomly pulled in, but...
Everyone knows that the Bull Demon King took a concubine today, so they really think she is a fool!
"Brother Montenegro, please speak up. Today you are getting married. You can no longer keep a low profile as usual. Look at your sister-in-law. Just because you keep a low profile and don't speak, you misunderstood me as Niu Daoshi preparing to take a concubine." The Bull Demon King slapped Liao Wenjie on the shoulder.
Go up and pinch it gently but not hard.
Liao Wenjie looked over speechlessly, the meaning conveyed in his eyes was very simple.
seriously?
seriously!
The Bull Demon King nodded heavily and pinched Liao Wenjie's shoulder again, telling him to hurry up. So many brothers were watching, so don't delay the good time.
Faced with the Bull Demon King's shameless request, Liao Wenjie originally refused.
Who are you looking down on!
He has been honest since he was a child and has never told a lie. Today, the Bull Demon King took a jade-faced princess and wanted him to violate his principles. In a small way, this is just a dream. In a big way, this kind of behavior is meaningless.
It is different from disrupting the market.
This is not a matter of adding money or not. If you help, you can help. They are all brothers. As long as the Bull Demon King opens his mouth, he will definitely not refuse. In the end, a vixen was stuffed into him.
If your dignity is offended, it is better not to give it!
"Brother Xian, please speak up. Stop making trouble. This is not a time for joking." Seeing Liao Wenjie's stern face and not speaking, the Bull Demon King angrily praised him. He is indeed his favorite little brother. The woman was unmoved at the moment.
His moral integrity is far ahead of other monsters.
However, I didn't really let you sleep, I just took the blame.
"Husband, you and I are getting married, and we have the same love as husband and concubine. This is something that can be learned from heaven and earth. There is no need to worry about taboos, just say it outright."
A soft voice sounded, coming from the Jade-faced Princess who had never spoken. She lifted her red lid, revealing her delicate face, and smiled at Liao Wenjie. The tenderness and love in her eyes showed no pretense.
Liao Wenjie narrowed his eyes slightly, his porcelain-white complexion flashing through his eyes.
The beauty in sight has long black hair tied up, eyebrows are curved, eyelashes are slightly trembling, skin is fair and flawless, and her lips are as delicate as rose petals, lightly opened and scented with shellfish, her aura is revealed naturally.
The most eye-catching thing is the pair of talking eyes, which are bright and clear, as bright as stars, and the love is lingering in them, so thick that it can't be resolved.
She's a drama queen!
If Liao Wenjie hadn't been so convinced that he had never seen the Jade-faced Princess, and had never coaxed her with sweet words, he would have really thought that this witch had a deep love for him and that he would not marry her today.
"Gudu!" x3
As the Jade-faced Princess put down the red lid, three swallowing sounds were heard. Liao Wenjie frowned and looked to both sides, coming from the Supreme Treasure and the Bull Demon King. The two of them stared directly at the Jade-faced Princess, making him cry...
It has already flowed out.
How unreasonable is it that if you don’t care about your own wife, why should you care about someone else’s?
Liao Wenjie clenched his fist and coughed lightly. Under the incredulous eyes of the Bull Demon King, he nodded to Princess Iron Fan with a serious face: "Sister-in-law, you have indeed misunderstood Brother Niu. Today I am the groom and he is the best man."
"Brother Xian, you..."
The Bull Demon King was dumbfounded. Seeing the sneer on Princess Iron Fan's face, he scratched his head honestly and said with blood dripping from his heart: "I said it was a misunderstanding. Madam, you must not believe it. It's fine now. The misunderstanding is solved. Are you happy?"
!”
So happy!
Princess Iron Fan snorted coldly. She just saw the monkey being seduced by the fox's beauty and almost lost control.
How unreasonable is it that she was originally called Xiao Tiantian, but now the new person is better than the old one, coveting other people's bodies in front of her.
The more I think about it, the angrier I get.JPG
"Come here, I have something to ask you about the wedding."
Princess Iron Fan pressed the Supreme Treasure's shoulders and dragged him toward the backyard, pinching and twisting him along the way, which made the Supreme Treasure scream in pain.
Seeing is believing, it turns out that the monkey is the true brother, and everything else is fake!
The Bull Demon King's eyes were red, and he looked at Liao Wenjie with a cold snort: "Brother Black Mountain, what do you mean, I just said it casually, do you still take it seriously?"
"Brother Niu, it doesn't matter if I really don't, the key is the monkey, he will definitely sell you."
“Hissssssss——”
The Bull Demon King suddenly woke up, cried out that he couldn't bear it, and ran quickly to the backyard.
At this time, the sitting jade-faced princess raised her lips and said, "One peach kills three people. The vixen is good-looking, but she is not someone you can marry if you want to."