Chapter 609 God opponents are not terrible, pig teammates are terrible
"Brother Niu, I've been analyzing it for a long time, why don't you express your opinion?"
Seeing that the Bull Demon King was silent, Liao Wenjie pondered for a moment: "I understand, all my information comes from passers-by named Jiao. It is inevitable that some people are just watching the excitement and not taking it too seriously, which leads to discrepancies between the analysis and the facts. Brother Niu, are you
The person involved, please tell me in detail what happened. If we focus on the details, we won’t miss the key information. What do you think?”
I think you, Jiao, and the stinky monkey are all the same, and none of them are good!
The Bull Demon King was speechless and lowered his head. He found that the fruit plate was full of grapes, watermelon and other green fruits. He became more and more angry as he looked at it: "Wherever Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha are, Tang Sanzang can't kill them, so he can just take the next step and kill them both."
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"no."
"Why is this?"
The Bull Demon King's eyes widened, and the Cow Hole groaned and panted heavily. He seriously doubted that the Black Mountain Demon opposite him, who was a superficial brother, was actually in the same group as the monkey.
There is also the Jiao Demon King, they are all in the same group.
"Brother Niu, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng don't have much in themselves. If you kill them, they will be killed. However, the number of people in the westbound scripture-seeking team is fixed. If there are two missing, two more will naturally be added. What do you think..."
Liao Wenjie pointed at the Bull Demon King and himself: "First of all, let me ask, which name do you want to choose between Wu Jing and Wu Neng?"
"You can't kill this, you can't kill that. Since I'm the easy bully, it's time for the monkey to sleep with my wife, right?" Hearing this, the Bull Demon King became even more angry. He looked around and couldn't find a suitable punching bag.
He picked up the fruit plate and drank all the fruit in one breath.
"Brother Niu, isn't there a monkey here? He made the mistake of seducing his sister-in-law first, and he made the mistake of selling his wife to beg for help. Although everyone is laughing at you on the road, everyone knows that it was the monkey who was wrong."
Seeing the incompetent rage, Liao Wenjie kindly comforted him: "You are the victim, occupying the moral high ground. It is only natural to seek revenge from the monkeys. You are a teacher of justice!"
Bah, it’s okay if you don’t do this as a teacher of justice!
The Bull Demon King was depressed. His eldest brother, who had been so powerful and prestigious all his life, was reduced to winning sympathy to gain a foothold. It made him scornful to think about it.
"Brother Heishan, please don't mention my emotional issues again and again. I came to you this time to discuss how to deal with Shituoling."
"How about dealing with Shituoling?"
Liao Wenjie looked surprised and said doubtfully: "Brother Niu, it's not that I'm a coward, but the plan can't change quickly. Originally, you, I and the monkeys could win three against three, but now... is it possible that the Jiao Demon King is willing to help?"
you?"
"It's just that he helped me and didn't hold me back. I'm thankful to God. It's almost too much of a help."
The Bull Demon King sneered, sneered a few times and then said: "To be honest, when I divorced that bitch and divided our property, because she stole the wild monkey to settle the loss, the banana fan belongs to me. With this treasure in hand, I can completely take over Shituoling.
The three demons separate and attack each other, you and I are enough."
"Really or not, my sister-in-law is still willing to reason with you even though she's just trying to steal the monkey?"
"We...well, we did talk a lot of truth at that time. As you know, I am the one who holds the truth."
"understood."
Liao Wenjie nodded. The Bull Demon King spent half a month hard-core dividing the property, and then spent a few days recuperating from his injuries before coming to Jilei Mountain to discuss matters with him.
"Brother Montenegro, let's not talk nonsense. Although you and I have not known each other for a long time, I, Lao Niu, know better than anyone else that among so many brothers, you are the most loyal, and the rest are all fake..."
The Bull Demon King made a series of nonsense words, and finally said: "Brother, for the sake of adult beauty, you gave away your love to each other. Beauty, wealth, and the industry of Jilei Mountain are all taken into your arms. This time to deal with Shituoling, you must
help me."
"It should."
Liao Wenjie nodded. He wanted to feel the yin and yang of the current world to see if there was any difference and whether he could realize something new. The Bull Demon King did not need to say much, he would also facilitate this.
"Brother Xian, I really saw you right!"
The Bull Demon King was so excited that he raised his hand and grabbed Liao Wenjie's hand, his eyes quickly filled with tears.
In the past few days, Liao Wenjie was used to seeing high-quality resources. At first glance, the Bull Demon King's big face felt extremely irritating. He took out his hand and asked the Bull Demon King to calm down.
"Brother Niu, just in case, I plan to call two more helpers."
"Oh, who is my so-called helper, and what are his skills?"
The Bull Demon King raised his brows. As far as he knew, the Black Mountain Old Demon lived alone and was an unsociable monster. Apart from him, the Demon King, the most familiar monsters were the Jade Faced Princess and the vixens entrenched around Jilei Mountain.
But these vixens are all soft-spoken and soft-bodied and easy to push down. Going to bed is okay, but going to the battlefield will only boost the enemy's morale. After the war, it will also increase the enemy's population, which is of no benefit to our own side.
The Bull Demon King was about to refuse when he suddenly realized something: "Yes, sex is like a bone-scraping steel knife, killing people without a trace. What I'm thinking about is that my old cow's structure is too small, but..."
This move is just a theory. Whether it is feasible or not needs to be put into practice. The Bull Demon King thought that as the eldest brother and he had inherited the hard-working spirit of the Niu family, he should be the one to take the lead this time.
"Brother Niu, you are thinking too much."
Liao Wenjie curled his lips, looking at the Bull Demon King's sultry expression and pretending to be serious, he knew that this guy was thinking about Taozi.
No, I’m thinking of Pantaoyuan!
He didn't have the monkey's life, but he got the monkey's disease.
Also, the color is indeed a bone-scraping steel knife, but when it comes to killing people without a shadow, there is a more powerful knife. The blade is green and quenched with strong poison. The soul of those who are poisoned by this poison will rot, and they will fall to death.
Repentance is the first of the seven weapons.
Beautiful knife.
"Who is that?"
"Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha."
"???"
A series of question marks floated across the head of the Bull Demon King, and he didn't understand why it was the two of them.
"The skills of Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha are a bit different, but they are enough to test the skills of the three demons of Shituoling. Tang San is hidden in my hands, so I don't think they dare to be careful."
Liao Wenjie's lips curled up: "Besides, these two guys have been in prison for a few days in my Moyun Cave, so they should put in some effort."
"Wonderful!"
The Bull Demon King clapped his hands and applauded. Tang Sanzang and his group of hedgehogs couldn't see or touch it. Throwing this trouble to Shituoling might be a trick to divert disaster to the east.
If Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha were both dead, and the two monsters Shituo Lingyun were waiting for Tang Sanzang to learn scriptures, wouldn't they be self-defeating?
"Brother Niu, when will we take action? How many troops have you prepared? What is the specific plan?"
"Right now, you and I, rush over directly."
"???"
Now it was Liao Wenjie's turn to have a series of question marks float across his forehead: "Brother Niu, even if you have a banana fan by your side, this is Shituoling after all. Is this plan too simple?"
"It's not Shituoling. I went to Huaguo Mountain today. I'm a stinky monkey with no conscience. If I don't teach him a lesson first, I won't be able to swallow this bad breath." The Bull Demon King said fiercely.
"..."
Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes. Sure enough, compared to his status in the world, the bad guy who seduces his sister-in-law is the real sworn enemy of his elder brother on the road.
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On the way west, there are many examples of three brothers forming a group to debut.
The weakest of the three Gongzhou monsters are General Yin, Xiong Shanjun, and Special Agent. They were the first group of monsters Tang Monk encountered in Shuangcha Ridge not long after he left Chang'an.
There is no such thing as second rate or third rate, they are not in the first rate.
Because they were so weak that they were insanely weak, Buddhism did not regard them as a threat, and the monsters subconsciously forgot about this group of people. As a result, the promotional documents of the Journey to the West office were not issued in place. The three monsters of Gongzhou did not even listen to the well-known saying that eating the meat of Tang Monk can lead to immortality.
However, after capturing Tang Monk and his party alive, they only ate the two guards around him.
And because of their low abilities and passer-by appearance, they lacked selling points, so a series of subsequent film and television adaptations also subconsciously ignored them, and the crew could not even get a box of chicken legs.
Real tragedy.
Then there are the Three Kingdom Masters of Chechi Kingdom and the Three Rhinoceros of Xuanyingdong. They are all examples of people who are not strong enough and have to be joined by brothers.
Only the three major demons of the Lion and Camel Kingdom are special cases. The green-haired lion monster, the yellow-tusked old elephant, and the roc-golden-winged eagle are all top demon kings, and the monkeys need to go all out to defeat them.
The three demons joined forces, and Monkey's tried-and-tested tactics of running away and shaking people off were also brutally captured while running because of the astonishing speed of the Dapeng Golden-winged Eagle.
God's opponents are not scary, but pig teammates are scary.
According to the record in Monkey's diary, when he passed by Shituoling that day, he saw three monsters rushing out from the opposite side. He called Bajie and Sha Seng without hesitation, and then began a difficult one-on-five fight.
If Tang Seng and Bai Longma were included, it would be even worse, seven to one.
Monkey: I saw them releasing water with my own eyes, how can I still lie?
Of course, considering that the diary is Monkey's one-sided story, his own records must have been beautified to a certain extent. For example, Monkey also thought about fishing in the water, but his business ability was too poor to compete with Bajie and Sha Seng.
, not to mention the white dragon horse that looks like a dragon underwater and a salted fish when it comes ashore.
The trio of aquatic products have been engaged in underwater operations all year round. The monkeys howl when they touch a little water. It is clear at a glance which one is stronger and which one is weaker when paddling and catching fish.
There's no comparison.
It's a bit far off topic, so the topic goes back to Shituoling. The Bull Demon King was extremely afraid of this place, especially after the green-haired lion monster became famous in the battle, he regarded Shituoling as a serious problem.
Because of their unknown origins, the Bull Demon King has very little information about Shituoling. He only knows that the three monsters are highly skilled in martial arts and each has great magical powers. He does not know what magic weapon he has.
After finally gathering two high-quality cannon fodder, Monkey and the Black Mountain Old Demon, he dared to sharpen his sword and start a battle against the three demons.
Therefore, when the Bull Demon King learned that Monkey had cuckolded him that night, he really felt that the sky was falling. Firstly, he was betrayed by his brother and his first wife. Secondly, without Monkey as a main force, he could not attack Shituoling.
The position of the big brother on the road is in jeopardy.
If he hadn't been lucky enough to get the banana fan, the Bull Demon King felt that he could do it again. From now on, eighty percent of his daily life would be to drive, visit friends for a drink, contact friends from all over the world, and ask them to help him find a regular knitting job in heaven.
Of course, this is what he is planning now, to consolidate his position and enrich his resume so that he can sell himself at a good price when applying for jobs.
But first, the monkeys have to be dealt with.
If we talk about it from afar, we must first make peace with ourselves when fighting against the outside world. If we talk about it from a closer perspective, those who achieve great things need to have clear thoughts. If they are not clear, it will be like a lump in the throat, and nothing will be happy.
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Water Curtain Cave.
The mountain is still the same mountain, and the cave is still the same cave, but the sign on the door has changed its side.
It changed from Pansi Cave back to Water Curtain Cave.
Because he was in a new world and the road was unfamiliar, when he first came to this mountain, Sun Wukong thought he was looking at the wrong mountain. He found out the landowner and gave him a beating before confirming that he was not in the wrong place.
It was an inheritance left to him by his predecessor, Monkey, but because he hadn't returned home for five hundred years, it was taken over by a monster named Pansi Daxian.
Sun Wukong rebuilt the house number, but could not find the so-called Pansi Immortal. He poured hot monkey urine in the east and rubbed it against some trees in the west to wipe away the fishy smell left by Pansi Immortal, thus completing the acceptance of the inheritance.
In the next few days, he solicited information while receiving other inheritances from his predecessor.
Such as reputation.
In this world, although he does not have the reputation as the 'King of Demon Kings', he is known as the 'Monkey King' and is a strong man with a strong name on the road.
Another example is the youngest of the seven great saints of the demon clan.
This ranking made Sun Wukong a little unhappy. Having seen the power of the Bull Demon King and the Black Mountain Old Demon, he was unhappy and had no choice but to admit it.
But soon, he discovered that something was wrong.
The reputation left by his predecessor is not good, especially among his enemies. If Lao Niu has friends all over the world, then Monkey's reputation is spread by everyone.
To put it simply, he has very few friends.
I expanded and said that I could write a book, [About the fact that I exchanged identities with myself in a parallel world, only to find that all he left me was infamy and enemies, resulting in me having very few friends]
It feels like falling into a pit.
Let’s just say it’s a trap. If the eldest brother doesn’t talk about the second brother, who else is a trap?
Sun Wukong comforted himself by saying to himself, maybe the monkey made a profit, but he definitely did not lose, because he regained his freedom by borrowing a knife to kill someone with one move.
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For a moment, Sun Wukong was in a good mood. He plundered hundreds of little monkeys nearby, practiced jumping around, and waited quietly for the Bull Demon King to eat Tang Sanzang, and then was slapped from the sky and turned into small cakes.
I can't help but feel happy just thinking about it.
It's shameful to say that since he saw that slap, he has become intimidated. The truth, kindness and beauty in his heart have been awakened, and he acts cautiously and low-key. He is no longer as arrogant and unscrupulous as before.
It's a pity that dreams and reality never intersect, especially when the director intervenes. Soon, Monkey King received bad news.
A banquet was held in the monster city, and all the monsters ate Tang Monk's meat until their mouths were full of oil. Not only did they get away with it, but they also collectively became immortal.
This is not the point. The most terrifying thing is that according to a certain gossip party who wishes to remain anonymous, Monkey King, the Monkey King, attended the wedding that day and was the groom. Due to a series of coincidences, he was unable to sleep with the Bull Demon King.
My sister, in a rage, slept with the Bull Demon King's wife.
a bolt from the blue!
Sun Wukong was shocked on the spot, and the banana in his hand no longer smelled good.
Not long after, another anonymous gossip party came forward to refute the rumor, saying that the monkey slept with the Bull Demon King's wife in a rage, which was completely false. The monkey and the Iron Fan Princess had been hooked up for a long time, and both parties were in love with each other.
, the monkey can sleep without being angry.
Sun Wukong was once again shocked on the spot, and the big horse monkey in his arms instantly lost its fragrance.
After regaining consciousness, he beat his chest and stamped his feet, shouting that the banana was in his hand and the pot came from the sky.
The joke is not nonsense, and the adaptation is not random fabrication. He was hiding in the Water Curtain Cave without taking a single step out. He was a hundred thousand miles away from the Bull Demon King’s hometown and was out of reach. Why did he sleep with his sister-in-law?
This is unreasonable!
The monkey knew his own affairs, and Sun Wukong quickly figured out the reason. The monkey and Princess Iron Fan did have an affair, and he did attend the wedding that day, and even had a long chat with Princess Iron Fan all night.
Not one monkey, but two. He had seen both of them fight over a banana. At that time, the monkey named Zhizunbao won.
"hateful!!"
Sun Wukong was furious. Of the two monkeys, one slept with his sister-in-law, and the other pretended to sleep with her, but he did not sleep.
"Isn't that reasonable? They are all Sun Wukong. Why can they sleep while I can't, just because I am honest?!"
"Report!"
A little monkey demon with a flag jumped up and said: "Report to the king, there is a woman outside the cave asking to see her. She calls herself Princess Iron Fan and is an old acquaintance of the king."
Sun Wukong's eyes lit up: "Why are you still standing there? Please come quickly!"
He knew that an honest monkey would be rewarded. His sister-in-law might be late, but she would never be absent.