Liao Wenjie gave a thumbs up in his heart, others would fight for father, Xi, or silk stockings, but you would fight for nephew.
Whether you are slanderous or not, whether you are embarrassed or not, you should think that you are the Jade Emperor...
What, your eldest nephew is Buddha?
That's it.
Let me tell you, from an objective point of view, from a pure passerby, it is not the fault of the Golden-winged Dapeng's tactical backsliding. Whoever's eldest nephew is the abbot of Lingshan would be a little arrogant.
The golden-winged roc nodded in affirmation. The joy of having a nephew as the abbot of Lingshan was beyond the imagination of ordinary people.
He did not talk nonsense everywhere, but concealed his family background, blended in low-key among ordinary monsters, and competed fairly with everyone. This was an excellent performance as a tutor.
The intimidating power of 'Uncle Buddha' was so terrifying that the Bull Demon King's eyes widened and he couldn't say a word with his throat gurgling. Zhu Bajie, who was pretending to be dead, lay flat on his back completely. He was still aggrieved just now. Sha Seng, who felt that Lingshan had nothing to do to make trouble, now also
Choosing silence is golden.
As a member of the Buddhist scripture-seeking team, Sha Monk was very dissatisfied with Lingshan's behavior of creating difficulties even when there were no difficulties, and trying every means to cause trouble for them.
But now, in order to cause trouble, even the abbot's uncle was invited down the mountain. Faced with this fearless spirit of sacrifice, he actually wanted to complain just now.
Simply shameful!
Sha Monk did not dare to move, but he was very moved. He was shaking with excitement, and fell on top of the second senior brother with an ouch, and fell unconscious with him.
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Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes at this, raised his elbow and slapped the Bull Demon King, and whispered: "Brother Niu, don't be deceived. The bird man said that he is the uncle of the Buddha, but it is just a one-sided statement. You are still the 'Great Sage of Pingtian'!"
Quite true.
When the Bull Demon King thought about it, it really was like this. They were all in the gang, and who wouldn't brag? To put it more simply, it was nothing more than intimidation and deception. BB would never do anything if he could get an advantage.
He took a deep breath and looked at the golden-winged roc with evil eyes: "You bird demon, you are so bold. You even dare to pretend to be the uncle of the Buddha. If I kill you today, you can be regarded as doing good deeds and accumulating merit."
"Pooh!"
The Golden-winged Dapeng disdainfully said: "The little Tathagata is my junior. I am his uncle. What's the point of pretending? It's you two who hurt my two brothers. I can spare you, Manjusri and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva."
I can’t spare you, just wait to die!”
"Ah this..."
The Bull Demon King panicked again when he heard this, his eyes flickered, he did not dare to look directly at the golden-winged roc, and turned to look at Liao Wenjie.
The eldest brother on the road has been in office for too long. He drinks every meal and drinks every day. He is either drinking with someone else or being accompanied by others. The good days of living and enjoying life have dulled his ambitions. Now he just wants to wash his hands and get into the system, regardless of the Golden Wings.
What Dapeng said was true or false, and he didn't want to ruin his future.
Therefore, when it comes to offending someone, it’s up to me to stand up and take the blame.
"Brother Niu, I understand."
Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows, telling the Bull Demon King to relax. The old demon from Montenegro took over the blame.
He also pointed his sword at the golden-winged roc. Standing on the commanding heights of justice, he said righteously: "That's nonsense. Manjushri and Samantabhadra are such figures. What kind of figures is the Buddha? These three are not only noble in status, but also
They are all compassionate.”
"You three brothers have done a lot of evil. Not only did you raise 48,000 demon soldiers, but you also ate up the entire population of the Lion and Camel Kingdom. You have done such evil and want to have a relationship with those three people? Are you worthy?"
"Brother Niu, do you think they are worthy?"
"match."
"Brother Niu, I am about to fight to the death, why do you surrender first?"
"Bah, bah, I misunderstood, I was spitting."
The Bull Demon King's eyes were wandering. Liao Wenjie's words made sense, but he had already decided to retreat. The elder brother on the road kept his promise. He kept spitting out words and nailing them. He left as soon as he said he wanted to leave today, and it wouldn't be easy for anyone to come.
Seeing the tauren cowardly turning into a calf, Liao Wenjie curled his lips, pointed at the golden-winged roc and said again: "Not to mention that you three demons have no relationship with those three, even if they do, you have done so many evil things that it is difficult to describe them. Today I am awesome.
Brother is doing justice for heaven, those three have to thank me, Brother Niu!"
"No, you're welcome."
The Bull Demon King waved his hands again and again, and said wisely in his anxiety: "Brother Black Mountain, I suddenly remembered an important matter. I plan to go back and remarry your sister-in-law. I am so anxious that I can't wait for a moment even if I get angry. I will leave this bird demon to you until I can remarry.
I’ll pick you up again for a wedding drink.”
If it's really important, you should marry someone new. Why should you remarry?
Liao Wenjie was disdainful. The excuse the Bull Demon King came up with was extremely lame. Because his words didn't sound like human words, he thought about it in his mind but didn't say it out loud.
"If it's really important, you should marry someone new and remarry Princess Iron Fan. Hehehehe, didn't she get involved with the monkey and wear a hat on you for many years? Can you bear this?"
The Golden-winged Dapeng mocked, saying that despite his status as 'Uncle Buddha', the Bull Demon King did not dare to touch him even after eating the Bear Heart Leopard, and said arrogantly: "You four destroyed our Lion and Camel Kingdom, and also injured my two brothers.
, I think about leaving, but there is no door.”
When someone mentioned the matter of cuckoldry, the Bull Demon King was hit by an arrow in the chest. He turned around, frowned and said, "How do you want to treat me? I, Lao Niu, respect your three brothers for their extraordinary abilities, so they won without killing. I am willing to shake hands."
Yanhe, do you really think I'm easy to bully?"
The Bull Demon King jumped up and down repeatedly, but it was obvious that he was in trouble. The Golden-winged Dapeng saw that he had given up, and sneered: "Smelly Cow, that fan in your hand is good, keep it as compensation, bow and kowtow again and again, eight
Carry a big sedan to take my two brothers back to Shituoling, and let’s not worry about today’s matters, otherwise... humph."
"Why are you humming? If your throat is not good, drink more hot water."
Liao Wenjie sneered back: "If you ask me, Brother Niu, to bow and kowtow to you three times and kick your legs, you might as well ask me, Brother Niu, to piss and show you your own virtues, right, Brother Niu?"
"Ah this..."
The Bull Demon King wants to leave, but his wise brother is determined to continue fighting, and the Golden-winged Dapeng is too powerful and won't show mercy, and he is still greedy for the treasure he has... It's a bit difficult to handle.
If you give the banana fan to your wise brother and let him fight with the golden-winged roc, no matter who loses or wins, he will be invincible.
The Bull Demon King's eyes lit up, and then disappeared. The banana fan was so precious that he couldn't bear to part with it.
"Brother Niu, I understand again." Liao Wenjie suddenly realized.
What, I don’t even have eyes, so what do you know?
The Bull Demon King was shocked. As expected, Liao Wenjie did not disappoint him. He took out his broad sword and looked at the old elephant with yellow teeth: "The bird demon is talking nonsense and has confused Brother Niu's mind. When I kill the two demons, if there is no Manjusri and Samantabhadra,
The appearance of the Bodhisattva proves that the harpy is not the uncle of the Buddha, and Brother Niu, your mind will be settled."
"How dare you, monster!!"
The golden-winged roc was frightened half to death. He never expected that the bat spirit would be so stunned. However, before he could take action, the bull demon king took the lead and stabbed out three steel forks. Before the broad sword hit the yellow-tusked old elephant, he almost died.
He almost cut it off again.
"Brother, calm down!"
The Bull Demon King was sweating profusely: "I won't put myself in danger for such a trivial matter. If I am implicated...my brother and sister, how do you want me to explain to her big family?"
"Brother Niu, don't stop me. He lied to you. I'll kill him to show you." Liao Wenjie pressed down the broad sword with all his strength.
"I can't do it, I really can't do it." The Bull Demon King refused to comply and used brute strength to resist the three steel forks, preventing the broad sword from hurting the yellow-tusked old elephant.
On the ground beside him, Zhu Bajie, who was lying among the corpses, patted Sha Seng. The two corpses rolled further and further away.
"go away."
"I won't."
"snort!"
"ha!"
"Hahaha"
The golden-winged roc looked up to the sky and laughed, pointed at the Bull Demon King and said: "Wonderful, you stinky cow has a heart. Seeing that you know your mistakes and can correct them, today I will take a step back and give you a face, so
Okay...kill the bat spirit, I will let the two brothers put past mistakes together, and there will be no grudges in the future."
"That's unreasonable. Who do you think I am, the Bull Demon King? My brother Heishan and I are more in love than each other. How can you instigate this with just a few words?" The Bull Demon King sneered, secretly thinking that he is indeed the Buddha's uncle, and he is really good at seeing cows.
"A few words won't do, but it's okay if I help you!" The golden-winged Dapeng said quietly, took Fang Tian's painted halberd and headed towards Liao Wenjie.
Liao Wenjie held a broad sword in his hand to block, and after a crisp sound of gold and iron, two rays of gold and red light strangled in one place, fighting fiercely in the mountains and fields, and the ground shook.
"Brother Montenegro, don't panic, I'm here for you."
The Bull Demon King's eyes flashed with ferocity, and he shouted loudly to kill him. The three steel forks in his hand stabbed directly into the golden-winged roc... Liao Wenjie in front of him.
Being attacked from both sides, Liao Wenjie's body turned to blood and was poked with three holes. The place collapsed into large pieces of blood. After being reunited at the side, Liao Wenjie looked at the Bull Demon King in disbelief.
"Brother Niu, you, you..."
Liao Wenjie's face was as white as paper, and he pointed at the Bull Demon King tremblingly. His face was filled with the loss and confusion of being betrayed by his big brother.
"Brother Montenegro, don't blame me for being cruel. It was your unkindness and unrighteousness that got me into trouble. I did this to save myself." The Bull Demon King had no expression on his face. Although there was some discrepancy between the reality and the plan, the final goal was achieved. Wait.
He took Princess Jade Face's property and spent money to seek an official position in heaven.
The Bull Demon King finally figured it out. Lingshan was digging holes everywhere in order to learn the scriptures. The world was no longer safe and he had to go to heaven quickly.
The sooner the better!
"Brother Niu, why are you talking nonsense with him? You and I will go together and chop off his head, and then go to Shituoling and never come back drunk."
Appreciating a good show, the Golden-winged Dapeng laughed wildly. The previous gloom was swept away and he said to Liao Wenjie: "Don't talk nonsense about moral loyalty. This is my Shituoling territory. I want you to live."
You live, and if you die, no one knows how you die."
He said this to Liao Wenjie, but actually he said it to the Bull Demon King. Hearing this, the latter snorted coldly, rushed to Liao Wenjie with a steel fork, and used deadly moves with extremely cruel methods.
The golden-winged roc didn't pretend to be dead. He raised his head to the sky and let out a long roar, filling the sky with demonic energy that suppressed the blood cloud. After Liao Wenjie's retreat was completely cut off, he waved his painted halberd and entered the battle circle.
jingle jingle
In mid-air, three golden, black and red phantoms flickered and flickered, each exerting their martial arts skills to the fullest, killing until the sky was dark and the earth was dark, and they poked a big hole in the demon cloud sky again and again.
Both the Bull Demon King and the Golden-winged Dapeng tried their best, but after seeing that they still couldn't take down Liao Wenjie after a hundred moves, they couldn't help but feel suspicious.
No, why is this bat/brother so powerful?
Then I thought about it and was relieved. My teammates didn't exert their strength and they were just acting like me.
If he plays me, then I will play him!
With this mentality, the two demons released their weapons at the same time. The next second, Liao Wenjie swung his broad sword and killed them in a panic.
The Bull Demon King and the Golden-winged Dapeng both retreated. One was missing half of his beard, and the other was covered with chicken feathers. They stared at each other in shock for a moment, and suddenly realized that something was wrong.
The pig teammates didn't let go just now, they really tried their best and failed to win the opponent.
"How can this be……"
The Bull Demon King murmured, and looked at Liao Wenjie with murderous intent in his eyes: "You old Black Mountain monster, I respect you, love you, and regard you as my biological brother. I even gave you my little wife. I never thought that you would hide evil intentions and give away all your skills.
Hiding it without leaking it, you...what are you worried about?"
"Brother Niu, we are all gangsters. Who doesn't want to hide their tricks? Stop talking nonsense like this. You are unkind in the first place and you have the nerve to blame me for being unjust later?" Liao Wenjie flicked his broadsword with his finger. At this moment, Heishan
The old demon's ugly face was made extremely ferocious by him.
"The villain succeeds!" The golden-winged roc sneered.
"Old demon of Black Mountain, don't be too happy. In the past, Lao Niu might not be your opponent, but today..." The Bull Demon King put away the three-stranded steel fork, spit out a banana fan from his mouth, and transformed it into a life-sized fan.
"Hahaha, what a coincidence!"
Before the Bull Demon King could say harsh words, Liao Wenjie took out a banana fan from behind and stared at the two demons opposite him dumbfounded.
"Brother Niu, what's going on?"
The Golden-winged Dapeng blinked, not knowing whether it was intentional or not, and said dryly: "How many wives do you have, and how many green... banana fans do you have?"
"You ask me, I ask... Bah, what are you talking about!" The Bull Demon King was dissatisfied, and he knew with his ox hair that the Golden-winged Dapeng couldn't be trusted, he was just another superficial brother.
"Brother Niu, to be honest, my banana fan is real and yours is fake. My sister-in-law and I..."
Liao Wenjie paused, shook his head and said: "Forget it, it's all in the past. Everyone was young at that time, so it was inevitable that they would believe in the evil of love."
"You monster, how dare you insult me!!"
The Bull Demon King was so angry that his forehead was smoking, his eyes were bloodshot and red, and his majestic body was shaking as if he was ill.
"Hiss, hiss, what a green smoke, any more will make it glow." Liao Wenjie hurriedly added, lest he spoke too slowly and the Bull Demon King should calm down.
boom!!
As the hurricane passed by, the Bull Demon King stood in the air waving a banana fan. The result was astonishing to him. Large areas of the mountain peaks were flattened. Only the old god Liao Wenjie was there, looking calm and calm.
What should have flown did not fly, and what should not have flown was all gone.
"How, how could it be possible?!"
The Bull Demon King didn't believe it, so he dropped the fan again, and the result was the same as before. Liao Wenjie stayed put and even yawned.
"Brother Niu, can you do it?"
The Golden-winged Dapeng exclaimed in disbelief, suspecting that the Bull Demon King had started jumping around again, and said shamelessly: "If you can't do it, just give me the banana fan, I am very strong... Don't worry, I am the most loyal, I will use it up
I’ll give it back to you.”
The Bull Demon King ignored the Golden-winged Dapeng and swung the banana fan into a tiger's head. Seeing that the clouds were gathering and it was about to flood the Shituoling Mountains, the Golden-winged Dapeng was so frightened that he stopped him quickly.
"It's really useless..."
The Bull Demon King was stunned on the spot and bought the banana fan. He used it twice in total, but both the golden-winged roc and the old black mountain demon easily blocked the power of the banana fan.
It's so cheating. He was so powerful that he had no friends when he was in the hands of Princess Iron Fan.
"Brother Niu, Li Wei, do you have food?"
Liao Wenjie raised his hand and wiped it on his face, revealing his true appearance. After putting away his banana fan, he raised his hand and waved it in the air, then took the banana fan in the hand of the Bull Demon King in his own hand.
"..."
The banana fan disappeared, and the Bull Demon King was frightened. The golden-winged roc next to him also widened his eagle eyes and took two deep breaths of the cold air without noticing.
"Third brother, run quickly, this is a man with great supernatural powers!"
On the ground, the yellow-tusked old elephant broke free from its trunk and shouted loudly, making the Bull Demon King and the Golden-winged Dapeng feel more fearful.
"Hey, it's too late. Today I'm going to pin the four of you under Wuzhi Mountain...butts facing out!"