"Stop talking nonsense, I'm warning you, Teacher He is my son, you are not allowed to have any ideas about her."
"No way, you are only eighteen years old, and Teacher He doesn't look like the type to eat young grass..."
Liao Wenjie shook his head repeatedly: "I have to ask clearly about this matter. If she is really this kind of person, even if it is for your academic success, I will persuade her to change her ways."
I, a keyboard person, can't help but feel the dirt in my eyes. Today we must fight this matter... ahem, we must break the casserole and get to the bottom of it!
"Brother Jie, don't want it!"
Zhou Xingxing was frightened when he heard this: "Brother Jie, you are handsome and smart. You have girlfriends all over the place. You can have one whenever you want. I am different. You see, I am so ugly. I may never have one again in the future."
Opportunity."
"Be confident, there are women who like ugly people."
"Brother Jie, do your best. The ninth generation of the Zhou family is a single inheritance. If you can't end it here, you should do it as a good deed. I will introduce other beauties to you another day."
"There are other beauties, but if you pick them up by yourself, who will get me?" Liao Wenjie shook his head in disbelief.
"I swear, if I don't introduce other beauties to you, I will get sores on my head, pus on the soles of my feet, and there will be five thunders from heaven..."
Boom!!
Outside the house, there was an unprovoked thunder explosion. Liao Wenjie and Zhou Xingxing looked at each other, and the atmosphere was extremely awkward.
"..."x2
…
After dinner, Cao Dahua watered the flowers and played with the birds as usual, Liao Wenjie cleared the dishes in the kitchen, and He Min was left in the living room to tutor Zhou Xingxing.
"Classmate Zhou Xingxing, you..."
"Teacher He, just call me Ah Xing. There is no need to be so outspoken. I am always a classmate. How tiring it is to be a classmate!"
"Axing, how old is your cousin this year? Where does he work? Does he have a girlfriend?"
"Well……"
"Don't get me wrong, I have a boyfriend. I'm just asking to introduce him to a girlfriend... So, does he have a girlfriend?"
"No, not... probably."
"What, he doesn't have a girlfriend!?"
"..."
Seeing that the topic was going astray from the beginning, and He Min's eyes were shining as if he wanted to eat someone, Zhou Xingxing couldn't help but turn pale.
He knows that there is a gap between people, but this gap is too great. Now he is not worried about Liao Wenjie going after He Min. He is worried about He Min going after Liao Wenjie in turn.
In order for the Zhou family, which has only been passed down for nine generations, to continue its incense, Zhou Xingxing narrowed his eyes slightly and used the ultimate trick to eliminate dissidents in the world of picking up girls.
He has tried this trick repeatedly and has never been matched against him.
"Teacher He, are you wondering why Brother Jie is so good but he doesn't have a girlfriend?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Hmph..."
Zhou Xingxing glanced at the kitchen and saw Liao Wenjie still washing dishes, and whispered: "I'm telling you secretly, you must not spread the word. Brother Jie doesn't have a girlfriend because he likes men."
"No way!?"
"Keep your voice down, or I'll be dead if you hear me."
Zhou Xingxing glanced at the kitchen again, and said with a sincere face: "I know you don't believe it, and I didn't believe it at first, but... Brother Jie peeked at me taking a shower, would I say such nonsense?"
He Min: "..."
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In the days that followed, Zhou Xingxing was tutored by He Min in his homework, and his grades improved by leaps and bounds.
Because of his one-on-one boxing and kicking skills, he was admired by his classmates, and he soon became a popular figure in Odinburg Middle School. Regardless of his age, everyone would call him "Brother Xing" when they met.
And the relationship between him and He Min has become more and more strange. They say they are teachers and students, but they are mixed with other things; they say they are lovers, which is even more unreliable. After all, He Min also has a boyfriend who is the leader of the anti-gang group; they say they are ordinary friends.
, pure friendship...
Stop making trouble, it's all lies.
The relationship between Liao Wenjie and He Min is even stranger. He Min always talks to him about some weird and magical topics, which makes him feel that this woman is a bit out of line and has no reserve at all. She often drives like crazy after saying less than three sentences.
Not ordinary dirt.
In short, Zhou Xingxing went undercover at Edinburgh Middle School, and except for the unsatisfactory investigation of the case, everything else went smoothly.
Liao Wenjie is not idle here either. One month's vacation cannot be wasted, it must be fully utilized.
He likes to plan before taking action, and this month is no exception.
The previous week, he took a map of Hong Kong Island, took the bus and light rail, got a general familiarity with the environment, and memorized the map by heart.
The next week, he originally planned to sign up for an actor training class at the TV station and try his luck. Maybe a passing director would take a chance on him.
Just the night before departure, he had a dream. In the dream, a figure was sitting cross-legged, raising his hand to draw something in the air...
Because it was a dream, he had no memory of what he drew, but he remembered the few scattered words very clearly. They were the nine-character mantra that he had never figured out.
Those who are about to fight will march forward in formation.
"Those who come, fight, and fight are all..."
Liao Wenjie frowned. He was so calm that he couldn't pronounce the nine words coherently.
What made him even more troubled was that it was also classified into the category of "skills". Tiebushan could upgrade if he paid money, and the Nine-Character Mantra didn't even have a window, so he couldn't even try to accommodate it.
After several attempts, Liao Wenjie failed because he couldn't find the right method. He decided to change his itinerary and go to the library tomorrow to pick out Taoist classics and fight to the death. He would never give up until he fought to the death.
In this way, Liao Wenjie went to the library during the day, occasionally visited the flea market, and borrowed books at night to stay up late at night. His life was busy and fulfilling.
…
Zhou Xingxing, who lived in the same room, saw Liao Wenjie lighting lamps and boiling oil every day and only reading books from sages. He lamented that if he worked so hard, he would definitely not be able to find a girlfriend in the future.
I was secretly happy, not knowing that I was being watched.
The other party has a good background. Officer Huang, the leader of the anti-gangster group, is also He Min's boyfriend.
Officer Huang has rich experience in handling cases and has very keen observation skills. Even the slightest disturbance cannot escape his ears and eyes. He saw He Min's recent abnormality and felt pain in his heart.
He realized that he might be cheated.
what to do?
Of course I forgive her.
Officer Huang didn't want to embarrass everyone, so while there was still room for redemption, he asked He Min to have dinner with his best friend named Liao Wenjie. He could leave his best friend alone, but he had to stop tutoring Zhou Xingxing.
After being seen through by her boyfriend, He Min was very embarrassed and came to the line rationally, planning to talk to Zhou Xingxing.
When Zhou Xingxing received the signal from He Min to talk alone, he immediately misunderstood and thought that through unremitting efforts, he had successfully moved He Min's heart.
As a self-proclaimed gentleman, he decided to confess before He Min confessed.
Ever since, when Liao Wenjie came home from the flea market, he found that Zhou Xingxing was dressed like a human and looked a bit like a gambler.
"Axing, are you going to become a disciple tonight?"
"Which kind of teacher do you want to worship? I'm going to say goodbye to being single tonight!"
Zhou Xingxing was so proud that he first killed Liao Wenjie and then defeated Officer Huang. Although the world is big, no one can be his opponent. Life is really as lonely as snow.
"If you say goodbye to being single, that's more unreliable than becoming a disciple...I'll bet fifty cents that you give me tonight for free."