Chapter 87 Er Hei was most afraid of fire during his lifetime
Yizhuang.
Qiu Sheng dragged bricks from outside the door and mixed with the sand to repair the side room. Wen Cai helped him beside him, touching his face from time to time and complaining that he had a toothache.
"You deserve it. Even if you are a zombie, you can sleep like a dead pig. Let alone the master, I would give you a slap in the face to improve your memory."
"No, I really didn't hear any movement at all. It's like I was possessed by an evil spirit."
The two men worked for a while, stopped fighting, and sat on the edge of the courtyard drinking tea. When they saw Liao Wenjie squatting in the corner, they became curious and walked over together.
"Brother Jie, what are you doing?"
"Oh, don't mention it. I'm so sad that I burst into tears when I talk about it."
Liao Wenjie held a wooden stick in his hand and poked at Erhei's corpse beside the wall: "It and I have been dependent on each other for so many years and have shared the joys and sorrows together. I have always treated it as my own flesh and blood. I didn't expect that today the white-haired person is giving away the black-haired person. How sad it is."
Oh!"
"That's not right, Brother Jie, didn't you catch Erhei on the mountain a few days ago?"
"Yes, and you beat it every day and practice Taoism on it, but you made it miserable."
He exposed the lies in seconds and was not used to it at all. This was very literary and talented Qiu Sheng. After all, they often refused to give the Master's face, let alone Liao Wenjie.
"You guys know nothing. You only look at the surface but not the essence. As the saying goes, spanking means kissing and scolding means loving. If you like it so much, you can kick it with your feet. In this regard, Uncle Jiu is just like me, both are dull gourds who are not good at words.
When expressing emotions, use your hands but never your words.”
Liao Wenjie sighed and gave an example: "Wencai, touch your face, does it hurt?"
"It hurts, it hurts so much!"
"That's right, it means Uncle Jiu loves you very much."
After the trick was over, Liao Wenjie poked Erhei a few more times, raised his eyebrows and said, "By the way, I have a question for you. If a person is bitten by a zombie, the corpse poison will attack the heart and turn into a zombie. What about the dog?"
This question touches on Liao Wenjie’s knowledge blind spot. He has heard of zombie dogs. Zombie dogs...
Is there such a thing?
"this……"
Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng looked at each other. Under normal circumstances, Uncle Jiu was responsible for answering such questions. The two of them were responsible for clapping and applauding. They showed that Uncle Jiu was wise, wise, and knowledgeable about astronomy and geography.
Just as he was thinking about it, gongs and drums were beating outside the door, and the servants of the Ren Mansion carried Uncle Jiu in on a sedan.
Before it was over, Ren Fa and Ren Tingting were also carried in on a sedan chair, along with security captain Ah Wei and ten team members carrying spears.
what's the situation?
Liao Wenjie was stunned and stepped forward to ask Uncle Jiu: "What's going on? Why did you bring everyone here? I'm not telling you, Mr. Ren is injured and only has half his life left. You are not afraid of him dying after you go through so much trouble."
In Yizhuangli?"
"I suspect that the zombies will come again. It would be safer to protect the father and daughter nearby." Uncle Jiu explained.
"Isn't Ren's house better? It's a big family with a big business and a spacious place. Besides, it's not your own house, so you won't feel bad if it's demolished."
"Ajie, you can't say that. Human life is at stake. If the Yizhuang is demolished, it can be rebuilt. If the people are gone, it will be gone."
"I understand, you are going to renovate the yizhuang and make the yard bigger. Master Ren will pay for the workers."
"..."
"I won't say anything anymore, you continue."
Seeing that Uncle Jiu's silence was golden and he even raised his hand to touch the swollen half of his face, Liao Wenjie immediately became scared.
"It's because the Ren Mansion is too spacious and it takes time and effort to decorate it. Yizhuang is more convenient. I asked the talented scholar Qiu Sheng to help me and we can put the talismans all over before nightfall."
Uncle Jiu explained that he had his own considerations in doing this, and it was definitely not the decoration team of Tu Renfa, the big chandelier, the small garden, the pavilion and the bamboo forest, etc. It was even more impossible, and he had never thought about it.
Of course, even if Ren Fa insisted on helping him repair his house, he couldn't stop him.
The servants of the Ren Mansion were busy, cleaning up the hall of the main house of Yizhuang and moving in the two large beds. Uncle Jiu had said it first. The conditions of Yizhuang were limited, so don't feel aggrieved. The father and daughter could not leave until the zombies were dealt with.
Yizhuang, not even during the day.
Ren Fa thought it was great. Although Yi Zhuang was a little simpler and not as good as his mansion, it was better than living in safety. No one would care about this when it came to life and death. He had not spent all his wealth, and he was even more reluctant to die.
After finishing their work inside and outside, the servants of Ren's house repaired the side room completely, leaving two to take care of Ren Fa's living, while the rest were all driven away by Uncle Jiu.
Ah Wei has not left. This is a good opportunity to please Ren Fa and show his kindness to his cousin Ren Tingting. He will not leave no matter what.
In particular, Liao Wenjie, who is suspected of being a flower picker, lives in Yi Zhuang. Girls like the oil-headed noodles. If he leaves, if Ren Tingting is pregnant with Liujia on the day of the wedding, where will he be able to reason?
If you don't leave, you won't leave even if you kill me!
Ah Wei ordered ten team members to guard the front and back gates of Yizhuang, loyally guarding Ren Fa and his daughter, and never leaving.
The main reason is that I have never seen the ferocity of zombies, and I believe that the fire stick is invincible, otherwise he can run faster than anyone else.
"Uncle Jiu, I have a question for you."
Liao Wenjie dragged Uncle Jiu to the corner, pointed at the two gangsters and said, "If it was bitten to death by a zombie, will it also turn into a zombie?"
"Generally speaking, it is unlikely, unless there are some heretical people who use evil spells."
Uncle Jiu shook his head and continued: "Er Hei was bitten to death by a zombie. There must be corpse poison left in his body. It is not safe to leave him alone. It is recommended to cremate him on the spot."
"How can that be done? Erhei was most afraid of fire when he was alive."
"..."x2
The two of them were silent, one was Uncle Jiu and the other was Ren Fa. The latter just wanted to come over to get close to Liao Wenjie and talk about the topic of male college students getting married and women college students getting married. When he heard this, he turned around and left with shame.
"Ajie, stop making trouble."
The corners of Uncle Jiu's mouth twitched, and he felt that Liao Wenjie was getting better at hurting people in person.
"I'm not joking. Taoist brother Simu taught me a few techniques of corpse refining. I don't want to disturb the deceased in the mourning hall. Now that Erhei is cold, I just use it to practice."
You can be a human being!
Uncle Jiu left with a dark face. I don’t know what evil Erhei had done in his previous life, but he actually met Liao Wenjie in this life.
All I can say is that I hope everything will be fine in my next life.
"Wait a minute, Uncle Jiu, I have something else to ask you."
Liao Wenjie grabbed Uncle Jiu and whispered: "What happened last night? There was such a huge movement like demolishing the house, why didn't you react at all?"
"I was just about to tell you about this. The transformation of Mr. Ren into a corpse was not accidental. I suspect that someone raised the corpse."
Uncle Jiu's face turned serious and he said seriously: "I was meditating hard last night, and suddenly I felt sleepy and couldn't sleep. It's because someone poisoned me and wanted to let the zombies escape to suck the blood of Ren's father and daughter."
"insanity?"
"Well, it's just a sleepyhead. The heretical tricks are similar to the Mongolian sweat medicine."
Perhaps because he was afraid that Liao Wenjie wouldn't understand, Uncle Jiu stressed: "Don't underestimate this crooked art. It's easy to dodge an open weapon and hard to prevent it. The person who cast the poison can control the onset time, which is much more powerful than the perspiration medicine."
Liao Wenjie: "..."
If he is so powerful, wouldn't he be able to do whatever he wants?
Also, I seem to have heard the name Sleepyhead somewhere. If I remember correctly, it's that monkey, and he especially likes to use this trick.
"If you are so powerful, wouldn't it mean that you can do whatever you want?" x2
Hearing someone speaking out their feelings, Liao Wenjie looked over with disdain, indicating that everyone was not in the same group.
As expected, it was Wencai and Qiu Sheng. The two cheaters came over at some point and stood aside to eavesdrop.
"With evil intentions, it's embarrassing."
Uncle Jiu glared at the scholar Qiu Sheng angrily, raising his hand to strike. He was also a young man, so why did his apprentice have such a dirty mind?
What a shame!
"Master, don't hit me, I just said it."
"Forget it, Uncle Jiu, give me some face and fight later."
Liao Wenjie grabbed the furious Uncle Jiu and asked, "That man poisoned you without knowing it. Does that mean he is more powerful than you?"
"Not necessarily. If you are really better than me, you won't go to a lot of trouble. It would be easier to go directly to the door and steal Mr. Ren's coffin. Speaking of which, I have a question that I haven't figured out yet..."
Uncle Jiu looked at Liao Wenjie in confusion: "Sleepworm's crooked technique needs to enter the body through the mouth, nose, ears and other orifices. I practice self-cultivation and be cautious and will not fall into this easily. Then there can only be something wrong with the food. It should be
The cooked food Wen Cai bought last night was tampered with."
"so what?"
"Wencai and I were both infected, but you also ate the cooked food. Why are you okay?"
"this……"
Liao Wenjie winked, probably because he was too diligent and never forgot to practice in his dreams, thus just avoiding the sleepiness attack.
"I see!"
The literary talent Qiusheng said in unison, there is only one truth: "Master, it was Brother Jie who planted the poison. He knew it in advance, so he didn't fall for it."
"..."x4
The scene fell silent for an instant. Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes. Uncle Jiu was so angry that his hands were shaking. He couldn't bear it and kicked the two villains.