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Chapter 2 Jokes

It was Qin Army coach Yang Duanhe who shouted.

By the way, Yang Duanhe is no ordinary person. He is a famous general with great military exploits and is said to have never been defeated in his life. During the Warring States Period, his reputation was not inferior to that of Li Mu and Wang Jian at all, but his popularity in modern times is not high.

At that time, he was frowning at the map under the lamp.

The Zhangfu Great Wall in front of him gave him a headache.

The Great Wall is more than 400 miles long and connects the embankments of the Zhang and Fu rivers.

It forms a river, the Great Wall, and the barrier formed by the river can be said to be impregnable.

No matter how Yang Duanhe laid out his Thirty-Six Strategies and Sun Tzu's Art of War one by one, the Zhangfu Great Wall remained unmoved and as stable as Mount Tai.

"boom"

While Yang Duanhe was thinking hard, a stone bullet came from the sky and destroyed half of the tent.

Suddenly tables, chairs, and wooden beds were flying everywhere.

Yang Duanhe was startled by this sudden situation, and his first reaction was a sneak attack by Zhao Jun.

But when he emerged from the tent holding his crooked helmet, he found that there were no enemies outside the tent.

"Protect the general!"

"Protect the general!"



The soldiers of the Qin army roared and surrounded him.

Li Yan, the general, got out of another tent and hurriedly stepped forward to block Yang Duanhe. After looking at the scene, he became furious:

"Who set up the tent?"

“So much cutting corners!”

"If the general makes any mistake, I will skin him..."

Yang Duanhe interrupted Li Yan angrily: "It's an assassin!"

Li Yan stared and shouted:

"Bold Assassin!"

"How dare you use the tent to assassinate the general!"

"If you hurt the general, look at me..."

Yang Duanhe was so angry that he almost spat blood onto the ceiling.

He didn't even explain. He just waved and led his men in the direction where the stone bullets came from.

Xun on the other side was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, stomping his feet and beating his hands:

"Do you know that you have caused a big disaster?"

"I'm going to be killed by you this time!"

The military system of the Qin Dynasty was "the master is responsible for the apprentice's mistakes", and there was also a company system.

No matter which aspect you look at the crime, you cannot escape the connection.

Cang Ye realized the seriousness of the problem and immediately panicked:

"Master, what should we do..."

Before they could finish speaking, they were surrounded by a group of soldiers with bright armor.

The disheveled Yang Duan and the soldiers standing in front of him glanced coldly at Shen Bing and others, and asked: "Who shot the stone bullet?"

Cang fell to his knees with a "pop" sound, so fast that even Shen Bing didn't even react.

"General, it was the soldiers who did it!"

"Everything has nothing to do with the villain, the villain knows nothing about it!"

"The wheels and stone bullets are all from military equipment!"



Yang Duanhe looked at the trebuchet, looked in the direction of the tent behind him, then looked at Xia Cang and Bing, and then fixed his stern gaze on Shen Bing.

"Did you hit the stone bullet?"

"I'll tell you the truth, General!" Shen Bing answered with his hands raised: "It is indeed the villain's fault, but the villain made an unintentional mistake..."

Before Shen Bing could finish speaking, Yang Duanhe laughed, and then his expression changed.

"Get them all for me!"

The soldiers on both sides said "promise" and immediately disarmed Cang He's soldiers and tied them up with five flowers.

"Are you treating me like a three-year-old?"

"It's at least two hundred steps away from the tent. How far can this trebuchet hit it?"

"And it's just the three of you?"

"Reveal your accomplices! Who ordered you? Otherwise, don't blame me for serving the punishment!"

What an injustice!

It's just a stone bullet, how many people are needed?

"General!" Shen Bing replied: "You only need to try it to find out whether it is true or false!"

At this time, Xun could only muster up the courage to explain:

"General, this is absolutely true!"

"This trebuchet has been modified by the scoundrel so that it can launch stone bullets with the power of two people!"

"The villain has absolutely nothing to say. I hope the general will understand clearly!"



Yang Duanhe's face looked uncertain.

Although in his judgment this matter was absolutely impossible, these people said they had noses and eyes and it didn't look like they were lying.

What's more, it doesn't hurt to just let them try it.

Yang Duanhe also wanted to see how the two of them knocked out the stone bullets.

So Yang Duanhe raised his head and gave the order.

"Untie!"

"Let me let you wait for a while!"

"If you say anything false, you won't have a chance to speak again!"

As soon as Cang heard this, his face turned pale and his legs were shaking with fear.

In fact, Shen Bing is similar.

Such a bastard, he kills people at every turn!

They just smashed your tent, do you want it to rise to the level of losing your head?

But you can only think about these words in your heart.

Shen Bing knew that there was nothing reasonable in this era. People were fighting for their lives and others were fighting for their own good. When a general kills a soldier, it is not just a matter of words!

So I had to take Cang to control the trebuchet as before.

After thinking about it, he felt something was wrong. Shen Bing stopped and looked at Yang Duanhe.

"General! What if we hit your tent again this time?"

"Not guilty!"

Shen Bing said "Oh".

Thinking about it, I still felt a little worried, so I raised my head and asked again.

"General! What if it hits someone else?"

"Not guilty!" Yang Duanhe replied impatiently.

"Then if it hits flowers and plants..."

Yang Duanhe was so angry that the beard at the corner of his mouth was twitching. He pressed his hand on the sword handle and glared.

"If it's over, if you keep talking, I'll go to the underworld and try it!"

This move was indeed effective. Shen Bing immediately rotated at a fast forward speed, reloaded, and then kicked the trigger.

With a sound of "Teng!", the stone bullet flew out of the bag and flew straight into the night sky.

Soon, only a "crash" sound was heard in the darkness, and Yang Duan and his surviving partner were completely wiped out.

This scene immediately shocked Yang Duanhe and all the soldiers and stunned them.

Yang Duanhe felt an undercurrent in his heart.

This way of operating a trebuchet is unheard of and unseen.

If you can shoot stone bullets like this...

So what have you used to lead troops in wars in the past few decades?

A trebuchet requires dozens or even hundreds of people to operate it.

Isn't this a joke?

In another inconspicuous corner, Xun Ye's hands and feet were shaking with excitement.

If the stone bullet fired just now was an accident, then this time it was a real blow.

You must know that just adding a basket of stones and a pair of wheels can produce earth-shaking changes...

So what has he been doing as a craftsman for these decades?

Two people can control it, and the range is doubled!

Isn't this ironic?

The trebuchets in the world... no, it should be the craftsmen in the world, have become a joke at this moment!

Suddenly, Yang Duanhe shouted as if he remembered something:

"Ouch, no! My tiger talisman and handsome seal..."


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