Chapter 120 Liu Laoliu's Wonderful Night in the Basement
Liu Laoliu stopped with his hand in mid-air, stunned for a moment, and then continued to get angry: Hello, Mom! The door is finally open!
He opened the door and walked in. The basement was dark and there was no sound except for the even breathing of a person not far away: as if he was asleep.
Liu Laoliu opened his slightly hazy drunken eyes, looked left and right, and found that it was pitch black and he couldn't see anything clearly.
He felt a little confused, and he always felt that something was not right, but his brain, which had been numbed by alcohol, made him unable to turn around for a while, and he was too lazy to continue thinking about it. After all, he was the "reasonable" side.
He casually grabbed the bench next to the door, touched it carefully, and then walked step by step towards the place where the breathing was coming.
When he got there, with the meager moonlight, Liu Laoliu discovered that it was a bed. There was a person lying on the bed, covered with a quilt. As he breathed, the quilt was still rising and falling regularly.
Looking at the figure on the bed, Liu Laoliu gradually overlapped the figure of "Su Yang" and the figure of his wife who had fallen in love with him. His eyes became more and more angry and he could no longer suppress it!
Finally, he grabbed the bench and slammed it at "Su Yang"!
With a "Boom!", the bench hit the quilt and made a deep hole.
Liu Laoliu's brain was paralyzed by alcohol and he couldn't react for a while: Is this a flattening of a person?
At this moment, two angry sounds "Gurgulu!" suddenly sounded from the quilt, and then two thick and long branches suddenly rushed out from the quilt and entangled directly towards him!
The sudden change startled Liu Laoliu, and he quickly jumped to the side to avoid it. As soon as he landed, he suddenly found that his feet were weak, and a somewhat unbeatable voice sounded in his ears, "Ouch, it hurts."
It’s killing me.”
Along with the sound, Liu Laoliu felt that the ground was alive and moving, which scared him and ran away quickly.
He had just taken two steps when suddenly two voices as soft as glutinous rice came from under his feet, but fierce and fierce, "Ada Ada Ada!"
Following the sound, he felt as if his instep had been scratched by a knife, burning with pain.
He screamed and fled in the opposite direction.
At this moment, a handsome young man wearing Hanfu appeared in front of him. The young man had a handsome face, but his eyes were narrow and narrow. Liu Laoliu was just about to call for help. Suddenly, the young man took out a big wok from behind, and without saying a word,
Slap him on the face mercilessly!
This time, Liu Laoliu, who was already dizzy, was beaten to a pulp, and he couldn't find any answers.
At this time, the two thick branches protruding from the quilt had already caught up with him, entangled him mercilessly, tied him up, and made him unable to move.
At the same time, strange little monsters, big and small, emerged from every corner of the room, holding various "weapons" in their hands to smash at Liu Laoliu.
Xiao Ha held up the pot lid and knocked on Liu Laoliu's knee, "Let you step on me, let you step on me!"
Xiaochi took a pot and kept hitting Liu Laoliu on the head.
Sanque was holding a shovel and tapping Liu Laoliu's leg.
The most ruthless one is Dao Ji. She doesn't use anything, and while shouting "I'll stab you to death, I'll stab you to death." she keeps poking Liu Laoliu's feet with her head, which looks extremely funny.
Because she couldn't see it, she would sometimes poke it off target and hit Xiao Ha. Every time at this time, Xiao Ha's screams would be heard in the room.
But the funniest thing was that she caused the most damage. Under her "poke", both of Liu Laoliu's shoes became tattered, and Liu Laoliu kept wailing in pain.
Although Dao Ji cannot hurt living bodies, it can cause pain.
So Liu Laoliu obviously didn't have any wounds on his feet, but he was in excruciating pain.
After beating Liu Laoliu, several little monsters tied him up, threw him to the bed, closed the door, and turned on the light.
At this time, Liu Laoliu had almost sobered up. He stared at a bunch of strange things in front of him in stunned silence: a husky pillow? A ginseng doll? A boy with squinting eyes? And a knife?
Am I crazy, or has the world changed?
And what is this branch that I am tied to?
Old man Liu looked up and saw a branch over one meter high with two thick branches extending out, which looked powerful.
What the hell is this, is it a tree demon?
Liu Laoliu couldn't help but think of a word he saw when reading novels: world line change.
Yes, it must be like this. The world line has jumped and it has become more and more magical.
Just as he was complaining, suddenly, the mobile phone placed on the table projected a burst of light. The light reflected in the air, forming the shape of a girl: it was Xiao Di.
As the eldest sister in the family, she gave a thumbs up to a few little monsters, "That's great. What are we going to do with him next?"
Looking at the scene in front of him, Liu Laoliu confirmed his thoughts. You see, even artificial intelligence has come out, and the world is absolutely in chaos.
He couldn't help but think: Will there be Monkey King or Master Guan in the future? He likes them best.
It has to be said that Liu Laoliu is really big-hearted. Even though he was tied up in the room, he was still in the mood to think about all sorts of things.
Several little monsters chattered for a long time, but no result was reached.
In the end, it was Gulu who couldn't bear the discussion. He directly grabbed Liu Laoliu and beat him on the ground, shouting "Gulu! Gulu!" to vent his irritation! The reason why he beat Liu Laoliu was probably because of Liu Laoliu.
It hurt from being hit with a chair just now.
Liu Laoliu was on the verge of crying while being beaten: You guys can't discuss it, why are you beating each other? Why are you beating me?
The other little monsters looked at each other and didn't bother to care about Gulu. After all, it was Liu Laoliu who sneaked in and attacked first, and Gulu was the only monster who was beaten.
After beating Liu Laoliu, Liu Laoliu was thrown to the ground with a bruised nose and face. Several little monsters were in a deadlock again: how to deal with it.
Xiao Ha stared at it with round eyes, "How about we tie a stone to him and sink him into the river. This is how it is done on TV."
Liu Laoliu shuddered.
Fortunately, Xiao Di immediately said, "You are crazy. You will cause trouble for the master."
Xiao Ha stared at her, "What should we do?"
Chi Shen said gently from the side, "We have beaten him and the matter has been resolved. How about letting him go?"
Dao Ji said weakly in a voice as soft as glutinous rice, "He really didn't do anything."
Yes, just beaten
Sanque closed his eyes, and the old god stayed aside and did not participate in the discussion.
He didn't speak, but shouted "Gulu, Gulu, Gulu". No one translated, so no one could understand him.
But the general meaning should be guessed: I was beaten, I was beaten! He is not a good person! Not a good person! Not a good person!
In the end, several little monsters discussed and discussed, but still could not reach a result.
In the end, it was Xiao Di who made the final decision: give him another beating and then let him go.
This time not only Gulu, but other little monsters also picked up their own tools again and launched a new round of "beating" against Liu Laoliu.
After the beating, Liu Laoliu lay on the ground with a bruised nose and a swollen face, feeling that he was finally free and could leave.
At this moment, Xiao Di suddenly thought of something, and she said, "That's wrong! If he just leaves like this, wouldn't we be exposed?"
As soon as he said this, the little monsters were stunned.
yes
If they let him go, wouldn't they be exposed?
It will cause endless trouble for Su Yang.
Liu Laoliu:
Why are there so many twists and turns? Can you give me a happy ending?
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