Tang Jing held a kitchen knife in her hand, pulled Tang Xiaomi and ran to Su Yang. Then she looked at Su Yang with her watery eyes and whispered, "Su Yang, I'm not kidding. I even talked to a ghost."
Su Yang:??
Talk to ghosts?
Ghost has such a good temper?
Su Yang smiled and asked, "How did you talk?"
Tang Jing said, "I was lying on the bed with Xiaomi in my arms, telling her stories to coax her to sleep. After telling her for a long time, Xiaomi fell asleep. The light was on at the time, and I wanted to turn off the light and go to sleep, but I was afraid of disturbing Xiaomi when I got up.
I woke up, so I jokingly said, 'Is there anyone there? Can you turn off the light for me?'"
"Then..."
Su Yang looked at her in surprise, "Then the lights were turned off?"
Tang Jing shook her head, "Then there was no response."
Su Yang:...
Girl, you might be kidding me!
Tang Jing may have noticed Su Yang's speechlessness, so she quickly said, "I haven't finished speaking yet, please listen to me."
Su Yang held Tang Xiaomi's hand and walked to the living room, "Well... you tell me."
Tang Jing said, "Then I said, 'Please help me close it. If you close it, I'll treat you to an orange.'"
"Then as soon as I finished speaking, the light turned off with a 'pop'."
"I was petrified. Then I asked, 'Who are you? Where are you?'"
"Then the ghost said, 'I'm right above you. And... what's an orange?'"
Su Yang:...
Why does this tone sound so like Lao Tungsten?
When I went to Lingnan, I did not take Lao Tungsten with me. But Lao Tungsten was not in Tang Jing and Tang Xiaomi’s bedroom. It shouldn’t be...
Su Yang asked, "Are you living in your own bedroom these days?"
Tang Jingtou nodded quickly.
Su Yang was a little puzzled.
In your own bedroom?
That shouldn't be Lao Tungsten...
Is there really a ghost?
Su Yang lowered his head and glanced at Tang Xiaomi. Tang Xiaomi was wearing a pink down jacket. The down jacket was very thick and wrapped her like a small cotton ball. Tang Jing also put a hat on her. It was so hot in this summer.
The guy was sweating.
Perhaps seeing Su Yang looking at him, Tang Xiaomi showed a sweet smile to Su Yang in his hat, and said in a coy voice, "That ghost is still talking a lot today."
Huh?
Did Xiaomi hear it too?
Su Yang suddenly asked curiously, "Then what did it say?"
Tang Xiaomi said cutely, "It said, 'There is bright moonlight in front of the bed. It seems to be frost on the ground. Frost... what exactly is it?'"
"Then it also said, 'If you don't see it, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky and rushes to the sea and never returns... What does the sea look like?'"
Is this ghost a poet?
Su Yang looked confused.
But now that both Tang Xiaomi and Tang Jing said they encountered ghosts, it's possible that something strange really happened.
But Su Yang didn't believe in ghosts. There were no ghosts in this world.
But if there is no ghost, then it can only be caused by a few little monsters at home.
So Su Yang knelt down, reached out to untie Tang Xiaomi's down jacket, and then said to Tang Jing, "Then you don't need to wear so many clothes for your child."
Tang Jing was still holding a kitchen knife in her hand. Her face was slightly red. She didn't know whether it was from shyness or from the heat. After all, she was also wrapped in a thick down jacket. "I... I'm not afraid. I want to wear more clothes."
You can protect yourself."
Su Yang:...
The inexplicable feeling makes perfect sense!
Su Yang took off Tang Xiaomi's clothes, wiped the sweat from the little guy's forehead with his palm, then stood up, took the knife in Tang Jing's hand, and said, "Don't wear so many clothes. I'll go up and take a look."
Tang Jing listened to Su Yang's words and said hesitantly, "You... just go up like this?"
Su Yang glanced at her and said, "How about?"
Tang Jing, "How about... you also wear a down jacket?"
Su Yang:...
Does this young woman think that down jackets can prevent ghosts?
So superstitious?
Bah. Even in superstition, down jackets cannot protect against ghosts!
Su Yang shook his head, "It's okay. There must be no ghosts in this world. Even if there is a ghost, I will beat it to ashes."
With that said, Su Yang held the kitchen knife in his hand and went upstairs without looking back.
Looking at Su Yang's back, Tang Jing's mind was filled with Su Yang's domineering words, and her watery eyes kept fluctuating.
This feeling of someone stepping forward to protect you when you are in danger... is really heart-warming.
Arriving upstairs, Su Yang walked cautiously in the corridor with a kitchen knife in hand.
Walking to the end of the corridor, he suddenly heard the voice of a man reciting a poem with a sentimental cadence in his ears, "When will the spring flowers and autumn moon come? How much do you know about the past? There was an east wind in the small building last night, and the motherland cannot bear to look back at the moonlight."
Chinese... beautiful, so beautiful.”
This ghost is really a literary ghost?
Are you really reading poetry?
While Su Yang hesitated, he pushed open the door of Tang Jing's room. As soon as he glanced at it, he saw the round tungsten light bulb hanging above his head.
He couldn't help but said, "Old Tungsten? Is that you?"
The light bulb flashed twice, and the sound of poetry reciting just now sounded in Su Yang's ears again, "It's me, teacher."
teacher?
Why did you become a teacher again?
Lao Tungsten answered, "The so-called master is a teacher. You were born many years before me, so you must know more than me, so I am not wrong in calling you teacher."
It speaks in a flurry of yin and yang, giving it the feeling of an ancient scholar.
This is also the reason why Su Yang didn't recognize it when he first heard it reciting poetry.
Su Yang ignored the title of teacher and asked, "Why did you get to this room?"
Lao Tung said, "Hey? Teacher, you are wrong. I am just a poet. I have no legs or feet. How could I get to this room by myself?"
The poet...has no legs or feet?
That’s because you’re the only one who doesn’t have it, okay?
Su Yang imitated its accent and asked, "Who moved you here?"
Lao Tung said, "Last night, Gulu, Dao Ji and that little girl were playing in my room. The woman came back and found that the light in her bedroom was broken, so she took it off and installed it over me."
Su Yang:...
No wonder.
But Tang Jing can actually change a light bulb with bare hands?
Sure enough, women are weak, but mothers are strong. I guess she and Tang Xiaomi have improved a lot in their life skills after living alone for a long time.
While he was still thinking, Lao Tungsten spoke again, "That woman said she wanted to give me oranges. But what are oranges?"
Su Yang replied casually, "You can't eat the fruit of a plant."
With that said, he removed the old tungsten, found another light bulb from the virtual space, and replaced it.
After doing this, Su Yang went downstairs. Tang Jing was waiting anxiously at the stairs on the first floor with Tang Xiaomi in her arms, looking very much like her husband waiting for his return from the war.
Seeing Su Yang come down safe and sound, Tang Jing hurriedly greeted him and asked, "Did you catch him?"
Su Yang smiled and said, "What are you catching? It's not a ghost."
Tang Jing was surprised and said, "Not a ghost? How is that possible? We really..."
Seeing that Tang Jing wanted to explain, Su Yang interrupted her and said, "I understand what you mean, but that one is really not a ghost. That is my artificial intelligence program."
"Artificial?" Tang Jing's face was full of surprise.
"Smart?" Tang Xiaomi's eyes widened.
Su Yang nodded, "Yes. I have specially installed artificial intelligence in a room at home to study the interaction between artificial intelligence and home smart devices. One of the devices is a light bulb."
"It turns out you put the light bulb in your bedroom and it malfunctioned, so that's why."
"Oh...that's it." After hearing Su Yang's explanation, Tang Jing suddenly realized: Everyone knows that Su Yang has the most advanced artificial intelligence in the country, so it makes sense to have artificial intelligence equipment at home!
Tang Xiaomi, on the other hand, had not seen the news and had seen Gulu and Little Knife Princess, so she didn't quite understand. She looked at Su Yang with a puzzled look, a little unbelievable.
As a result, when she was still confused, she saw Su Yang blinking at her, and she immediately understood: it seemed that the ghost was another little monster.
Then, Su Yang took Tang Jing upstairs to take a look again, and confirmed that the light bulb had been replaced. Tang Jing felt a little relieved, but maybe she was still a little uneasy because of the fright she had been having all day.
Seeing this, Su Yang suddenly remembered the [WeChat Business Must-Win Sofa] he just got. Should he give it to Tang Jing to use?
With this in mind, Su Yang asked Tang Jing, "Sister Tang, do you want...a massage?"
Tang Jing looked at Su Yang in confusion, "Massage?"
Su Yang nodded and scratched with empty hands, "Yes. Massage. I just learned some massage techniques recently. It should be very good. It can effectively relieve people's mind and body. I feel like you are a little nervous."
When Tang Jing heard this, her face turned a little red. She glanced at Tang Xiaomi and whispered, "It's not good..."
Su Yang said, "It's okay. It shouldn't take too long." After that, he said to Tang Xiaomi, "Xiaomi, go play by yourself first. Your mom and I have something to talk about."
Tang Xiaomi pouted and snorted, "Okay. Then I'm going to watch TV. You two, don't make too much noise, so you don't disturb me watching TV."
Su Yang:???
What's the meaning?
Tang Jing's face turned red and she shouted to Tang Xiaomi, "Xiaomi! What are you talking about!"
Tang Xiaomi made a face, "Mommy won't let me talk because she's afraid of pain. I'm going to watch TV." As she said that, she ran away.
Tang Jing's face turned red and she said to Su Yang, "My body is more sensitive and...weak. I just don't have a lot of energy. I took Xiaomi to the spa before and got massages and so on...
.It’s so miserable.”
Su Yang:...
Is this okay too?
He looked at Tang Jing, whose shy face almost reached her chest.
Su Yang coughed and said, "Then I'll go get ready first. In a moment... you come to my room."
Tang Jing said softly "Yeah" through her nose.
Back in the room, Su Yang thought for a moment, first took out an eye mask from the virtual space, and then took out the [WeChat Business's Winning Sofa] and [Double-Sided Salted Fish Mask].
You have to prepare everything comprehensively.
He believed that with two special items, Tang Jing's mood would definitely adjust.
Five minutes later, "dong dong dong", there was a knock on Su Yang's door.