Chapter 1 Twenty-seven years old, good at blind date
"You know, when you meet someone for the first time and your body temperature is 39 degrees Celsius, it's called love at first sight."
In Luoyang, Wang Quan was sitting opposite a girl in a Starbucks on the first floor below Wangfujing.
He looked sideways at the flaming clouds on the horizon outside the floor-to-ceiling window, with a hint of melancholy: "That's burning your brain. Do you want me to call an ambulance for you? It's okay, I'll pay for the ambulance."
"..."
The girl smoothed her hair and said, "Sometimes I envy the fish. They have no temperature or heartbeat, and only have seven seconds of memory. They can live a carefree life, and even if they shed tears, they will be covered by the sea."
"First of all, fish also have a body temperature. Secondly, fish have a heart and a heartbeat. Finally, fish have memory. The so-called 'fish only have a seven-second memory' is just a rumor."
Wang Quan smiled helplessly, "I'll send you a popular science link later."
The girl was a little angry. She frowned and said, "Do you think I care about your car and house? I'm not that materialistic. A girl can live a cool life alone."
As she spoke, as if showing off, she glanced at Wang Quan, "Have you read the article written by Teacher Shaohua? Have you heard of Li Xinyu? She is still living a free and unrestrained life at the age of thirty-eight, but her husband is not good to her. She
So she kicked her husband decisively. She..."
Wang Quan continued: "Grow flowers and grass during the day, prepare a delicious and sumptuous dinner for yourself at night, stay in a good mood to sleep, and go to the gym the next morning to exercise for your own health.
Even without love, she can still live happily alone."
After a pause, Wang Quan continued: "But I'm afraid no one will tell you that Li Xinyu got married at the age of twenty-five, her husband is forty years older than her, and she is still the mistress. And the reason why she has money without working is very simple, because
Her husband is a rich man, and after the divorce, she shared half of her husband’s property.”
He spread his hands and said, "Look, that article is also true, but he won't tell you the first half of the story."
The girl was speechless.
After a long while, she said unconvinced: "How do you know the article written by Teacher Shaohua? Besides, Teacher Shaohua clearly said that Li Xinyu is an independent woman in the new era... You must have made it up!"
Wang Quan let out a long sigh and smiled helplessly: "Because I wrote that article."
girl:"......"
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The girl is gone.
Wang Quan’s blind date failed again.
But he has no regrets.
Because this girl obviously couldn't see where she was.
From the moment I get in the car, I’m picky. Sometimes it’s like, “You can’t drive well, but my colleague drives much more steadily than you.” At other times, it’s like, “The color of your window glass is too light, I like a darker color.”
.
Girl, it was your parents who asked me to see you, not me who begged you.
Can you please understand the situation first?
Taking a sip of coffee, the sweet and greasy taste of mocha made him frown slightly.
I'll order a Frappuccino next time.
Turning his head and looking at the flaming clouds in the sky, he felt much better.
Forget it, just think of it as going out to relax.
The classic Nokia ringtone rang. He took out his mobile phone, looked at the caller, and immediately connected:
"put."
"Have you finished your blind date?" A pleasant, slightly hoarse female voice came from the other side.
Wang Quan said "tsk", "How do you know it's over?"
"You look like steel, it would be strange if you don't finish it."
"Tsk, I'm at Starbucks now."
"Okay! I'll be there soon!"
Fifteen minutes later, a gust of pickled aroma blew through.
A girl sat opposite Wang Quan.
This man has waist-length black hair, lightly made-up on his face, a white T-shirt on his upper body, jeans on his lower body, and a pair of coconut 350 baby's breath.
Other than that, there is no other jewelry.
As soon as the girl sat down, she had a bad smile on her face, "Hey, why did you fail? It's so fun to say~"
Wang Quan gave an overview of what happened just now.
"Pfft hahahaha~~~I knew it was like this~" The girl laughed so hard that her breasts expanded. "What did that girl say before? You wanted to add someone to WeChat, but they said you don't need WeChat, so you can't."
I thought that the next day because of my work, I happened to be connected with our company, and I took the initiative to add you on WeChat. Your expression at that time was really interesting.
"And later on, that Juno in our company, you gave me a ride to and from get off work, and later when you confessed your love, she said you had a boyfriend, but you felt so embarrassed that you resigned and ran away, pff~~~
"Also, that Xiao Liu fell in love with you and hinted that you wouldn't go back at night, so you took him to an Internet cafe to play games all night.
"And more! Xiao Sun said that the water in the thermos cup is still so hot after being left out for a day, but you said that the thermos cup is really awesome, how many links~~~"
After laughing enough, the girl returned to her seriousness and said, "Speaking of which, you are pretty cool. You obviously have a car, a house, and no loan, but you are already twenty-seven and still have no partner. You have been on blind dates more than ten times, right? What about your last time?
When did you fall in love? High school?"
"Tsk, my parents are both dead." Wang Quan said with a dark face, "Aren't you the same? Your name is Ye Shengge, but I haven't seen you having sex every night. You're twenty-four and I still haven't found a partner. You're obviously quite good-looking.
That’s right. We, the eldest brother, don’t talk about the second brother.”
It’s not that he has no emotional intelligence, it’s just that he doesn’t like those girls, so he just rejects them indirectly.
"I'm busy with work." Ye Shengge said indifferently, "Allow me to quibble. In addition to working, I also work part-time as a Taoist priest at Laojun Temple. I can't get married before I return to secular life."
After saying that, she raised her eyes and looked at Wang Quan, "How about I show you my face?"
"Okay, anyway, what you want to do is not what I want, so I will call the police and report you for engaging in feudal superstition." Wang Quan crossed his legs and turned to look at the girl walking back and forth outside the window while chatting, "By the way, you are still there.
What about new media companies writing about female boxing?”
He and this girl were colleagues and friends before, and that company was a company that wrote public accounts that stirred up emotions and then accepted advertisements to make money.
Wang Quan used to be the leader. He witnessed with his own eyes that one of his peers rose from 2,000 yuan to 800,000 yuan one advertisement after another.
However, writing that thing was too bad for his own conscience, and as other opportunities arose, he ran away decisively without any hesitation.
His personality is like this, calm, good at taking advantage of situations, and extremely adaptable.
Maybe this is the foundation laid by six or seven years of hard work in society?
"No, ever since you, the mainstay, resigned and ran away, your performance has been getting worse day by day. The company went bankrupt a year ago. I'm now working for a matchmaker platform." Ye Shengge responded casually, then tapped his fingers on the table, "
Don't be impatient and turn your face away."
"Now I wonder if the fact that I can't find a partner is retribution for writing female boxing articles." Wang Quan then looked at her squarely, "I'm not afraid that you will be tempted. Then you old Taoist priests will come to trouble me.
Sometimes I'm afraid that if I beat him, I'll get raped."
Ye Shengge fell silent.
Let me tell you, this guy is really handsome.
He is about 1.8 meters tall, neither fat nor thin.
The mountains are like jade.
Jade is like a king.
Seeing her looking at him, Wang Quan smiled warmly, which made the part-time Taoist nun feel a little dazzled for a moment.
"What's wrong? Do you want to surrender under brother's casual pants? Why don't you let me lend you my breasts? You have such a good figure and I don't think I'm at a disadvantage."
"Bah!" Ye Shengge spat, "No wonder you can't find a partner, it's just a pity you have a mouth."
After that, she began to look at his face seriously.
As she looked at it...she frowned slightly with her curved eyebrows.
Wang Quan was very happy, "Don't tell me that my hall is dark. Scammers don't do that these days."
Ye Shengge did not pick up his words, and just murmured:
"It's strange... You have been guilty of love and beauty in your life. You have countless beauties in your life. However, having one man and many women is like sailing against the current. If you cannot plan this matter well, you are destined to die without a burial place...
.”
To put it simply, it’s Brother Cheng’s reincarnation.
But this guy has clearly been single for many years. Why is that?
Wang Quan put his right hand in his pocket and touched the cigarette case, but in the end he didn't take it out.
He sighed with emotion: "Really? I don't believe it.
"I am terminally ill and I am called poor. I am destined to never be rich in my life. At most, I only have a house of 130 square meters and a BMW 3 Series.
"Furthermore, four years ago, a fortune teller told me that I was destined to be alone for the rest of my life, so I am almost twenty-eight and still don't have a girlfriend.
“Besides, I played games to pay off my food, and I kept getting gold and silver.
"Although I have no worries about food and clothing, I haven't bought myself new clothes in several years. Every night in the dead of night, the pain and desolation in my heart well up.
"The fortune teller was indeed right."
"It's too small, the layout is too small." Ye Shengge leaned back on the sofa with an unhappy expression, "I wonder where that person is at the moment? Xiaodao will come to ask for advice."
Even her self-identification has changed.
Wang Quan chuckled: "You don't want to see him."
The two high mountains that Ye Shengge photographed made a dull popping sound, and he said proudly: "Xiao Dao has traveled all over the country in his life, and he will never make a mistake. That person is probably just a charlatan."
Traveling all over the country? Visiting major comic exhibitions, right... Wang Quan nodded calmly: "I think so too, so..."
The Taoist nun was confused: "So?"
"So I called 110 to report him for engaging in superstition and fortune-telling for people to make money. Now he should be picking up soap inside."
Ye Shengge said decisively: "Evil heretics will be punished by everyone! What I hate most in my life are these guys who engage in feudal superstition!"
"Stop talking nonsense, you must have something to do with me, just tell me." Wang Quan raised his hand and looked at the time, "I can leave if you don't tell me."
This girl is good at everything.
She is very, very beautiful, with a good figure, long legs and a slim waist.
It's just a pity that he has a big mouth, why can't his character be more assertive?
It turns out that after Wang Quan became so familiar with her, he had no such thoughts.
Ye Shengge decisively lost his integrity and said, "No! Let me tell you straight, I just want you to become a member of our blind date platform."