"Longmen, this is the first time I can come in and play without paying."
Looking back at the empty doorway under Longmen Pass, Wang Quan was filled with emotion.
That was originally the place where tickets were checked.
In the past, Longmen was so awesome that it didn’t participate in Luoyang’s annual pass at all. You had to buy a separate ticket every time you came. Wang Quan came once in more than 20 years.
Later, Longmen received an iron fist of justice and finally joined the annual pass attractions.
Since then, Wang Quan has visited five times in three years.
But in the final analysis, it costs 60 yuan to get an annual pass, which is still money spent.
Niu Ben next to him was also feeling very uncomfortable, "Boss, stop talking, I also want to see the serious Longmen Grottoes. The Luoyang Longmen in my world was destroyed in the war hundreds of years ago, except I have never seen the real Longmen Grottoes from the pictures in history textbooks."
It's a pity that I didn't see it at night.
Visible to the naked eye, the mountain wall in front is covered with rotten flesh and dark red tentacles.
Wang Quan smiled, "If you really want to see it, come and see it during the day tomorrow."
"Then I am Wu Dalang who married Kardashian. I am so ignorant." Niu Ben shook his head crazily, "I'd better stay at the police station during the day.
"By the way, boss, what should we do with the bodies of those people? Wouldn't it be bad if the comrades at the police station find them missing tomorrow?"
"I'll make everything reasonable, don't worry about it."
Wang Quan waved his hand.
Just change the memory again.
He looked at Fang Heng who was silent and said, "Brother Fang, which Buddha statue did you get fucked by last time?
"Lushena? Or Kassapa and Ananda? Manjushri Samantabhadra? Is it Avalokitesvara or Mahasthamaprapta?"
In fact, there are Amitabha Buddha, Maitreya Buddha, Sakyamuni Buddha and the Ten Thousand Buddhas Cave.
Although each of these Buddha statues seems very impressive, in the final analysis, they are just Buddha statues.
Wang Quan always respected ghosts and gods and kept away from them, and for some unknown reason, deep down in his heart he had no feeling of respect for these Buddhas.
Don't know why either.
Fang Heng shook his head, "None of these. The stone Buddhas at that time were relatively flat, did not look three-dimensional, and were not too big. In short, they were quite weird."
Wang Quan was thoughtful.
This is surprising.
There is no stone Buddha in Longmen Grottoes that is not three-dimensional enough.
"Forget it, let's find those three hellwalkers first."
In a cave, two men and a woman were hung upside down in the air.
Below them, in an open space about the size of two football fields, hundreds of stone monks were sitting cross-legged.
These monks are all gray and covered with moss, and they are all very flat when viewed from the side, and their facial features and bodies are not three-dimensional when viewed from the front.
Now these monks are actually blowing water! They are using dialect!
"Boss, are you going to Bianchu for a while? (Where are you going for a while)"
The three-meter-tall monk at the top glanced at him and pointed at the hanging woman, "Come here with the washing board, it's time to eat. (The lady with the desk bag brought over, it's time to eat)."
The face of the woman above changed and she begged for mercy: "Buddha! I don't like delicious food! Look at how skinny I am, so I'd better eat them first!"
Hellwalker has its own translation of "Hell", so what these stone Buddhas say sounds like Mandarin to the three of them.
The stone Buddha said: "How can you replenish your body if you don't eat? The Sa family looks like a disabled person! If you go out, you will be laughed at by those fat monks!"
The more he talked, the angrier he became, and he slapped the stone table to create cracks, "It's mine! It's not what the Sajia thought of! Those bald donkeys were born more than a thousand years ago! What's the big deal! What happened to the Sajia!" Just like a second-class stone Buddha!"
Just as he was about to continue scolding, a small stone monk suddenly ran over from outside, shouting as he ran, "No, my king! There are three humans coming in from outside!"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "boom" and a pile of rubble was thrown in. Hundreds of stone Buddhas were shaken and staggered.
The ones who came in were naturally Wang Quan and the others.
Wang Quan was holding a cigarette in his mouth, looking at the Buddha statues all over the ground, his eyes twitching, "Cantonese is so flat, it turns out this is the Longshan Grottoes."
Longshan Grottoes, also known as Longmen Grottoes in Sanshui, Foshan.
It was built more than 20 years ago.
That is, from 1993 to 1996.
If you forget about it after repairing it halfway, it will end up in ruins.
They also put up a sign called Longshan Grottoes.
Things are not going well in this "hell"!
Can Longmen and Longshan be confused?
Wang Quan glanced at the three people hanging above and said with a smile, "You handsome guys."
He heard that this is how men are called over there.
However, he also has a colleague who spent time there for a few years, and that colleague said that that’s not actually what it’s called there.
The three-meter-tall monk also replied with the same word, "Diaozhao."
Well, that colleague said that's what they call it there.
""
Wang Quan wasn't angry, he just took out the Soul-Severing Ax.
A minute later, Wang Quan and the three-meter-tall stone Buddha sat calmly at the stone table and chatted.
Shi Fo swept his severed right arm to the ground so that it would not block his sight, and then the head on the stone table said: "We will never know each other until we fight. You are a good man from Sajiajing. Just pretend this never happened. How about that?"
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Wang Quan smiled and said: "You eat people, I am a human being, and then you tell me that it never happened?"
"Don't you also eat meat? Humans over there are kept in captivity to eat, so what's the problem?" Shi Fu was still unhappy.
If he hadn't really been unable to defeat him, he would have killed him long ago.
He is immortal and can recover even if he is broken into thousands of pieces.
But the arms and heads chopped off by this guy can't be recovered for a while, which is hard to bear.
The group of gangsters who originally came to the Longmen Grottoes despised him as a third-level disabled person, but now he has really become a disabled Buddha.
Wang Quan smiled and said: "Then you can still have a good chat with me?"
"Nonsense, if there was a female cat here who became a sperm and got along with humans, would you still regard her as a cat? Think about it, boss."
Wang Quan thought about it, what this stone monster said really made sense!
If a cat turns into a cat lady, he will never think that he is fucking the cat.
But he still shrugged, "Is it my fault? I'm a human being, why should I think in other people's shoes?"
Even so, he did not take action again.
Mainly because it's not cost-effective.
Once these group of stone monsters have been cleared away, I'm afraid it will be daybreak and the fourth night will be wasted.
And they are different from the Hellwalkers. This group of monsters were actually dragged from other worlds, and they cannot enter the real world.
This is the case for now.
"I'm very interested in the group of Buddha statues in Longmen Grottoes you mentioned."
"Unlucky!" Stone Buddha cursed, "Those idiots look down on us, think we are knock-offs from the countryside, and sneer at us every day and call us local dogs!
"Hey! Now we have occupied their territory, so they can go eat shit in the wild mountains!"
Wang Quan: ""
Wherever there are people, there are rivers and lakes. It seems that this saying also applies to the world of monsters.
"But it's very difficult for me to handle." Wang Quan spread his hands, "Someone told me that you are all here to cause trouble. I can't let you cause trouble in my world."
Shi Fo was stunned and asked quickly: "Are you talking about that bitch Ji Xingyu?"
"Yes." Wang Quan asked, "Is there any problem?"
Shi Fo looked serious, "You were deceived by Na Poujie! How do you think this world of flesh and blood came about? This is that bitch's world! She is the culprit who brought all the fragments of our world here!"