Due to the negligence of a zoo employee, a captive dog escaped.
This dog is a mixed breed, with genes from other animals in its body, and is extremely talented.
The incident of a "harmless" small animal running out of a zoo has made the news. The official issued a statement: Most canines are very docile. They do not bite or yell at people. Please treat it calmly, be patient and don't be impatient.
Chaos.
Originally, the dog had a tracking collar around its neck, but that was an old version of the "satellite positioning version" that had not been updated. No one expected that the little animal would escape, so the zoo has not yet included this "escape collar."
"Dog" was brought back.
Wang'er has been hungry all day.
He groaned and hid in the alley.
It rummaged through the trash can for food.
However, the food now available is much more synthetic and tastes worse than the dog food it usually eats.
Bah, mere humans can’t even eat as well as dogs.
Next to the sorting trash can, a dirty dog was lying in the corner, retching and secretly wiping his tears. The corners of the dog's eyes were full of tears, which made its beautiful hair thick and stained with eye feces.
It started to regret it.
How can freedom be such an inconvenient thing?
Fuck freedom.
Benwang is going home!
go home!
Woo woo woo woo...
Its IQ is not yet high enough for it to understand its identity as a "protected animal".
It always feels that if it shows up, it will be beaten to death.
After all, he escaped, right?
"Oh? There's actually a dog here?"
A young man with colorfully dyed hair and messy hair passed by with a scantily clad woman in his arms, preparing to grab a snack in the alley.
There is no need to elaborate on the reason, just four words: Chicken is exciting.
Then, the man and woman discovered the dog hiding next to the trash can.
"This dog is very cute." The woman squatted down. In this era, only the rich could afford to keep dogs. She had only seen them in the zoo. Now that she saw a real dog, she didn't care about having a picnic anymore.
He couldn't help but squat in front of Wang'er and stroke the dog's head.
"Woof..."
Gouzi was very good at it. He stuck out his tongue and licked the woman's hand, staring at her with amusement.
It has no other meaning.
I'm just hungry and want something to eat.
"Tsk, bad luck."
The young man originally had some ideas, but this woman ignored him, which made him very angry.
"I'm worse than a fucking dog?"
The young man violently pushed the woman against the wall.
The young man's sudden move frightened the woman. She looked at the man stupidly, a little at a loss.
"Hey, I suddenly want to play a fun game." The young man licked his lower lip. He grabbed the woman's hair hard and pressed her in front of the dog: "Since you like it so much, you go and play with the dog."
"Brother...you took your joke a little too far." The woman was in pain and struggled desperately. But the young man's strength was much greater than the woman imagined.
The dog was stunned.
Although it doesn't quite understand what they are talking about.
But Gouzi felt cold all over, and he vaguely felt that they were coveting his beauty.
After a while, the dog clamped its hind legs and tail in despair.
It made a quick decision, turned around, limped, peed for a while, and ran away.
"You want to run too?" The young man jumped up high. In the horrified look of the woman, the young man jumped several meters high. He broke the dog's spine with one foot and stamped the dog hard on the ground.
Ordering the woman: "I want to see the end of love right now. If you don't want to die, just do it to me."
The dog was dying, spitting blood from its mouth. It looked at the woman in despair, and the woman looked at the dog in despair.
At this moment, the two of them seemed to have reached a consensus and were surprisingly consistent.
…
Ben Wang is going to die.
Damn it, before I die, my moral integrity is at stake.
The dog burst into tears.
Its heart is filled with chagrin and regret.
Regret for escaping from the zoo, regret for meeting humans.
How wonderful it would be to be a pet dog in a zoo, with food and shelter included, and breeding of the best.
It’s okay not to want this freedom.
The dog closed his eyes.
…
When Yi Lin arrived at the scene.
It happened that the woman was crying and getting ready to fight the dog.
"Reality is always more magical than fiction."
Yi Lin sighed softly, Gouzi was indeed about to die, but as long as he was here, Gouzi would not die.
The barrier fell and the alley became silent.
Women, men, and dogs seemed to be frozen in time, motionless.
Yi Lin stepped into the alley with light floating behind her.
With lightning-like eyes, Yi Lin could read the identities of the two of them.
It only took Yi Lin a second to decide the different fates of the two humans.
But just when Yi Lin was about to take action, he suddenly remembered something.
"I see."
How a dog became an apostle has always been an unsolved mystery in the small circle of the Apocalypse Guild.
Today, the answer is a bit boring.
Yi Lin dragged the young man to Gouzi.
The dying dog opened his eyes.
What caught Gouzi's eyes was a warm smiling face, but the calmness and indifference in his eyes made Gouzi subconsciously use his last strength to clamp his tail.
It felt that it would be better for him to die in the hands of a woman.
This human being is such a bad dog.
"Bite its neck, and then you can live. Be good, just take one bite and use a little force, Wang'er."
Bite?
Civilized dogs don't do this.
It has been trained not to harm humans.
But,
Humans have hurt it.
What should I do?
As if instinctively, Wang Er bit down on the throat that was so close to him in a daze.
A card floated on the corpse, and Wang'er stretched out his claws.
That is, light.
…
One minute later.
Gouzi had a licking smile on his face and licked Yi Lin's hand vigorously.
"So your name is Maomao? It's such a vulgar name." Yi Lin touched the dog's head and said, "Don't call her Maomao, it's an inappropriate name. From now on, you are... Emperor Wang Tian. The emperor among dogs."
"Woof!"
…
Wang'er, who had just become "Wang Tiandi", was a little uncomfortable with the new name. But within a few days, Wang'er accepted the name. The dog's head is very simple, Wang Tiandi, how cool and domineering
, nothing wrong.
It gradually discovered that the new owner was actually good at everything, except that he looked more abstract, his face was a bit blurry, and he couldn't see clearly.
Wang Er feels that the new owner is very kind and will teach it various new skills.
for example:
Stand upside down on one front paw and urinate three meters away;
You can do the dog-licking smile for ten minutes in one breath without getting cramps;
Three circles to the left and three circles to the right, flicking the tail.
Yi Lin: "Actually, there are techniques for tail flicking. The key is breathing..."
The dog begins to learn the real way of breathing.
one day,
It swung its tail, flew up, and spiraled into the sky.
The new owner also taught him the true "dog way".
Yi Lin: "You are a dog. Do you understand what a dog is? Be more of a dog! Don't be bound by the mere etiquette, justice, shame, benevolence and morality, forget the training you received before, and become an invincible mascot! Look!
, did you see those beauties in the cage?"
Yi Lin felt that Wang Tiandi was cowardly, so she pointed at the shaved bitches in the zoo.
Wang Tiandi nodded vigorously, saliva dripping from the corner of his mouth.
"superior."
Yi Lin pointed towards the cage.
"Woof..."
Emperor Wang Tian shrank his head: Isn't this bad?
"Don't forget, you are a proud dog."
"You are the king of dogs, the mascot of the world, Emperor Wang Tian."
"Don't always be so submissive in front of me. You are no longer an ordinary dog. You need to have a bigger picture, you understand?"
After Yi Lin signaled "the situation is big" with her hand gesture, she threw Wang Tiandi into the bitch pen.
The next day.
Three poles in the sun.
The staff at the zoo were surprised to find that in the Canine D-3 Zoo, there were 18 female dogs of various breeds, large and small, all foaming at the mouth, lying limply on the ground, confused and unable to respond to calls.
…
Yilin used her authority to give Gouzi many props and skills.
If he remembered correctly, his other self would soon be matched with Wang Tiandi in the Caribbean Trial.
No wonder Gouzi couldn't move away from him when he saw him. It turned out that it was the inexplicable sense of familiarity that made Gouzi choose to follow him.
It echoed again.
Yi Lin watched Wang Tiandi with his legs crossed and picking his teeth contentedly. He was very satisfied with the results of his training. So far, under his special training, Wang Tiandi finally had a certain ability to protect himself.
Will be bullied.
"Don't be resentful towards human beings." Yi Lin smiled and touched Emperor Wang Tian's dog head: "There are good ones, bad ones, ugly ones, beautiful ones, cowardly ones, and strong ones. That's right.
These rich and colorful elements make up the huge group of 'human beings'. Whoever treats you badly, you slap him to death, and whoever treats you well, you lick him. This is the 'reason' of being a dog."
Emperor Wang Tian nodded as if he understood.
"One day, you will meet someone who treats you well."
Wang Tiandi clucked his tongue and pointed at Yi Lin with his paw.
"I, I'm not human."
Yi Lin shook his head and said with certainty.
…
After the training was almost complete, Yi Lin took the dog with her to meet the boss.
At least it has learned to go to the toilet, read a newspaper, not urinate anywhere, and not embarrass itself.
"Acridine! The mascot! So cute!"
Xiao Xi hugged the dog and threw it hard.
Snapped!
The dog is pasted on the ceiling in large letters, with confusion written all over the dog's face.
"Okay, you are dignified...ahem, don't bully a dog."
Yi Lin squinted his eyes and looked at the mere gods. He always felt that Xiao Xi was trying to find some way to regain ground with the dog.
"No way." Xiao Xi said she couldn't, but she pressed Gouzi in front of her and asked with a smile: "Wang'er, do you believe in God?"
The dog was stunned.
Under Yi Lin's training, its IQ and logical thinking have improved a lot. Emperor Wang Tiandi vaguely realized that this was a proposition.
"Woof!"
Gouzi immediately squatted in front of Xiao Xi, wagging his tail crazily to please, clapped his front paws together, closed his eyes, and looked like he was "devoutly worshiping God".
"good."
A white ray of light fell from the sky and fell on Gouzi.
The dog bathed in light exudes the awe-inspiring and inviolable holy light.
Yi Lin was slightly startled: "What are you doing?"
"You don't think that 'faith' is just a word, do you?" Xiao Xi glanced at the administrator with squinted eyes, and raised her index finger triumphantly: "After all, I am a dignified god.
Isn’t it natural feedback to give blessings to ‘believers’?”
grass?
Yi Lin quickly used the background to check Gouzi's information.
really.
There is a strange skill added to Gouzi's panel:
【Blessing of Hope】
[Grade] SSS
[Restrictions] It can only be activated by canines that are in a "dying state (referred to as: dead dogs)".
[Effect] Permanent luck +3.0; when in the dying state, you can get the "Blessing of Hope" and get the "Divine Dog" bonus: strength +50%; agility +50%, spirit +50%, life recovery speed
+100%, immune to most conventional negative conditions, and randomly awakens the canine beast form (including but not limited to Fudou, Tengu, Cerberus, Listening, Roaring Dog). Duration: 300 seconds. Cooling time:
24 hours.
[Explanation] Please remember, always have hope. PS: Many times, people may not be as good as a dog.
…
After reading, Yi Lin had no expression on her face: "Let me tell you in advance that I am not jealous of a dog. I just want to know. Is this also a loophole?"
The mere god raised his index finger triumphantly and replied: "Mistakes will lead to more mistakes."
At this moment, Yi Lin began to think rationally:
Can I create an army of super dogs?
"Can I have ten thousand... no, one thousand mascots like this? I have no other intention. I prefer dogs."