Chapter 140 Big Eyed Fat Rabbit (Thanks to Mr. Li for his support in 1999!)
Looked up.
The young man suddenly found that the sky was covered by a large shadow.
ah.
Those are the majestic pectoralis major muscles.
etc.
What the hell are pectoralis major muscles?
The young man was shocked all over, and he raised his head a little higher in disbelief, until his neck hurt from raising it.
A face that can still be vaguely distinguished as belonging to a woman's delicate features is stuck high on the "iron tower".
"!"
Click click click.
That was the sound effect of sudden petrification.
…
Su Xiaosu's expression was dull.
She has seen this kind of reaction too many times.
Well, so-called.
She silently took out her phone and turned to a photo so clear that her pores were visible.
The photo showed a chubby fleshy face, with barely noticeable eyes, and the fat cheeks squeezed out the arc of happiness.
"Excuse me, have you seen this person? He may be a little thinner than in the photo, but his eyes are definitely the same. He is so narrow that only a slit is left."
"Excuse me, have you seen him?"
Su Xiaosu tried to use the most gentle and elegant tone.
When you go out, you must convince others with reason.
Whether it's physics or theory.
——It’s all rational.
The young man shivered.
The legs are weak.
Su Xiaosu lowered her head, and the area covered by the shadow increased a lot.
She patiently repeated the question: "Have you seen this flexible fat man with squinting eyes?"
"I, I, I..." The young man's face turned pale.
His lips were trembling, but he finally reacted.
"Mom! I want to go home-"
Turn around and run.
Su Xiaosu sighed.
Silently reaching out his hand, he picked up the innocent young man who was about to turn around and run home.
The kind that holds the collar lightly with two fingers.
"Have you ever seen this nimble, narrow-eyed fat man?"
Su Xiaosu asked in a gentle tone, taking the trouble to do so.
"I am a reasonable woman. Generally speaking, I will not use violence. Don't worry."
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Haiting City.
Pudong District.
Time: 18:30.
It's dusk.
far away.
There are countless metal debris floating on the sea.
The oil stains reflected on the sea surface in the distance reflected seven colors of light under the sunlight, like patches of rainbow-like clouds that reflected each other in the sky.
"Well, the scenery of coastal cities is really unique."
Yi Lin squinted her eyes and looked into the distance, feeling happy.
At this moment.
The death mark on Yi Lin's chest shook slightly.
Li Erpang no longer coyly sent text messages, and directly made a voice call.
"Can I do it?"
Yi Lin looked at the time, thought for a moment, and said to Li Erpang: "19:00."
"Wait, are you sure it's useful? You won't trick me again, will you?"
Li Erpang's tone was still somewhat uncertain.
Yi Lin actually wanted to say it.
Be confident and remove the question marks.
But Yi Lin thought about it carefully and realized that in order to increase the success rate of the plan, she still had to appease the little fat man's emotions.
"What era is it now?"
Li Erpang was stunned when he heard this: "2121?"
Yi Lin chuckled: "Yes, it's already 2121, and you're still worried that this plan won't succeed? If you don't believe me, why don't you take the time to read Haiting City's bbs? I just accidentally discovered a few interesting posts."
Haiting City bbs?
What's the meaning?
What's going on with this plan to Guan Haiting City's bbs?
But out of a little trust in Yi Lin and Li Erpang's own curiosity, he still followed the instructions and opened the Haiting City bbs.
It doesn't matter if you don't see it.
As soon as he saw it, Li Erpang immediately felt tight.
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[Barbie King Kong appears in Zhongzhu District of this city!]
[A real women’s clothing boss suddenly appears in Zhongzhu District, there are pictures and the truth! 】
【Please be careful when entering too many pictures!】
[The women's clothing boss convinces people with reason and is looking for a flexible fat man with squinting eyes! 】
[Melon seed soda is sold in the front row, let’s talk about the little secrets between the nimble, narrow-eyed fat man and the cross-dressing boss!]
[The cross-dressing boss cries bitterly on the street. Is this... a moral decline or a distortion of human nature? 】
…
Yi Lin calculated the time correctly and estimated that classmate Li Erpang, whose anus was slightly tight, had already read the post, so she smiled and sent a "silly smile" expression.
"Look, this is an era of advanced technology. Nothing is impossible. Believe in yourself and believe in the plan."
"I really really believe you!"
Li Erpang squeezed out a sad tear from the corner of his eyes and put away his cell phone with complicated emotions.
At this time, a song suddenly sounded around Li Erpang.
It was an eyedrop advertisement combined with classical music style——
"Don't ask me who I am~"
"Please face me~"
"Look at the tears flowing from the corners of my eyes~"
"I'm no different from you~"
"But my heart breaks more easily~"
…
"..."
"Besides, if you do that later, she may not be able to recognize you, so calm down."
Li Erpang thought for a moment, and it seemed like that was the case, not to mention that his fat level was far inferior to that of Gotham City, let alone... what would happen later?
Thinking of this, Li Erpang silently swallowed back his sad tears and ignored Su Xiaosu's matter for the time being.
Anyway, Haiting City is so big and there is a huge sea of people, so we may not be able to meet him, right?
Li Erpang finally focused his attention on the next plan again.
"Okay, I'll just trust you once. Don't try to trick me like Gotham did this time?"
Yi Lin corrected her seriously: "The person who tricked you in Gotham City is Pan Zhengyi."
"grass!"
Li Erpang instantly remembered what happened in Gotham City and wished he could beat that damn Pan Zhengyi to death with a stick.
Yi Lin looked at the time again.
I wasted a while arguing with Erpang classmate and wasted another ten minutes.
He temporarily hung up the call with classmate Li Erpang.
Contact Oral.
"Lele, are you ready to turn off the surveillance system in the whole city? The surveillance system in Haiting City is relatively advanced, you know."
"Don't call me Lele, my name is Ou Lele!" Ou Lele muttered unhappily at first, and then asked with a bit of anxiety: "Are you sure we can really do this? What if something happens?
thing……"
"Don't worry, I will inform Zhao Yulong."
"Huh? When did it happen?" Ou Lele couldn't help being startled when he heard this.
How come I, Olele, don’t know about such a big thing?
Yi Lin: "It's something that will happen later."
O'Lele: "???"
…
【18:55】.
Yi Lin silently looked at Zhao Yulong's profile picture.
"Forget it, let's report it later."
Ahem.
Yi Lin sat in the corner.
Overlooking the whole city.
There is a bucket of popcorn at my feet.
There are also two cups of hand-brewed coffee.
It's a long night, and you have to make some preparations.
This mandatory real-life task is now on its second day.
If everything goes well, it can be solved tonight.
If it doesn't go well...it wouldn't be surprising.
Yi Lin looked at the time again.
Yilin started remote command.
"Second fat classmate, second fat classmate, please take your place!"
The second fat classmate: "...kakakakakaka."
"In position?"
"Damn it! Ready!"
Li Erpang spoke vaguely and seemed to be chewing something.
Yi Lin slowly typed a question mark, but didn't pay attention.
So I didn't ask any more questions.
"Classmate Ou Lele, classmate Ou Lele, please take your place!"
There seemed to be suppressed excitement in Ou Lele's voice: "Ou Lele is in place!"
Click.
The minute hand rotates.
Yi Lin smiled slightly: "show time."
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【19:00】.
Haiting City.
Pudong District.
Night falls.
People come and go.
Bustling and bustling.
For the prosperous Haiting City, the lively nightlife has just begun at this time.
Li Erpang finished eating a large bag of chicken legs on time.
Although it is a synthetic high-quality protein, compared to the original fried chicken legs in Gotham City, classmate Li Erpang always feels that it is a bit inferior.
"Ah, it's really better than the original one."
Li Erpang spat out the synthetic chicken bones and threw the garbage bag away.
Suddenly he realized that this was not Gotham.
There is no need to brush up the crime value.
So classmate Li Erpang dejectedly picked up the garbage and threw it into the smart trash can.
The moment the smart trash can "eats" the garbage, it emits a synthesized voice as sweet as Maria Ozawa's: "Thank you for feeding me! Dear!"
"..."
Li Erpang decided to ignore this shameful AI voice.
Damn you, who would be happy! Hahaha!
Sizzling——
A slight current noise suddenly came from the monitoring equipment overhead.
To be precise, it should be that the surveillance equipment across the city was transmitting different levels of noise at the same time.
——It’s useless.
"ok!"
Li Erpang hid in the alley and slowly took out the props he had prepared from the storage space.
While I felt a bit uneasy, I also felt a bit of crazy pleasure.
As an apostle, he is too comfortable in the real world.
Go, go, go!
Who is afraid of whom!
who is afraid of who!
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…
"Huh? Look, look? What is that?"
"Are you filming a movie?"
"No, there aren't any cameras around?"
"You are stupid. I heard that the latest mini tracking camera has been released. The purpose is to fully mobilize the emotions of the actors and strive to produce the most realistic effects..."
"666, is it true or false?"
"..."
A strong figure.
Appeared silently in the crowded Pudong District of Haiting City.
The lower body... is normal.
But on the man's head, he wore a funny big-eyed rabbit hood, with two faint holes dug out where the eyes were. The rabbit's two pink ears stood up high, giving people a cute look.
Cute feeling.
Although this rabbit looks a little fat, its overall size is acceptable.
Behind the big-eyed rabbit, there was a dark, narrow box, about one meter long, and it was unknown what was inside.
The rabbit strode proudly on the busy street.
It instantly attracted the attention of countless melon-eating people.
After all, it’s not comic show time now.
Walking on the road with this outfit, compared with other people, it looks very ghostly.
As a result, countless people immediately picked up their mobile phones out of habit and took crazy pictures of the big-eyed rabbit in the bustling street.
Damn it?
Are you ready to be trending?
Li Erpang was originally a little skeptical about Yi Lin's "plan".
But when I saw the reaction of the people, I immediately became happy.
This is indeed an era when traffic is king!
As long as you dare to fight, even a dog can be so furious!
I never thought that I, Li Erpang, would one day become a star.
The fat man thought happily.
Although he also knew that he looked a little ashamed in this outfit.
But that's not important.
Anyway, with my face covered, no one would be able to recognize me.
I guess even my fiery-eyed old man would have to weigh it a few times when he saw this hood.
What a perfect disguise!
Really perfect!
No flaws.
Li Erpang took the opportunity to pose in various poses for the camera.
Happy mood.
Click click click.
Li Erpang, wearing the "big-eyed rabbit" hood, was like a shining star at night in Haiting City at this moment.
Extraordinarily dazzling.
soon.
Li Erpang's outfit immediately occupied the hot post position on Haiting City's BBS at a terrifying speed.
It instantly pushed down several other popular posts.
By the way, before Li Erpang appeared, the original hot post was——
[Celebrity Li Changge was so jealous that his fanatic fans sent him lifelike and explosive dolls!]
[The cross-dressing boss is still searching tirelessly for a nimble, narrow-eyed fat man! Fatty please come and take away the cross-dressing boss!]
[Train C13 explodes - beep beep beep]
Subsequent content has been 404.
In short.
As soon as a new hot post appeared, it received hundreds of thousands of views and likes in just a few minutes.
The speed at which it became popular was terrifying.
Of course, what no one knows is.
Ou Lele is hiding behind the scenes, enjoying herself secretly.
The traffic of other hot posts dropped without him realizing it.
This operation is extremely simple for Orale.
Otherwise, he is just a fat man wearing a hood. Under normal circumstances, it would be difficult to push down the hot posts of "women's clothing boss".
After all, compared to wearing a rabbit on his head, a cross-dressing man is more curious and more able to satisfy the masses.
…
[Shocked! A 'big-eyed fat rabbit' suddenly appeared on the streets of Pudong District. The author seriously suspects that he accidentally entered the street shooting scene! There are pictures and the truth! Please be careful if you take too many pictures!]
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The post quickly became popular.
One hundred thousand.
Two hundred thousand.
Just ten minutes.
With Orele's promotion, Li Erpang's new look became popular in Haiting City BBS.
Among them, another reason why this post became popular in a short period of time is that Erpang classmate cooperated very well to pose various difficult poses.
【19:30】
Half an hour passed quickly.
at the same time.
Zhongzhu District, Haiting City.
Su Xiaosu still worked tirelessly to convince people with reason and kept trying to find out where Li Erpang was.
Although the process is a bit difficult.
No living person dared to approach her within fifty meters.
After all, Su Xiaosu's body type is a bit murderous.
But that's not important.
Su Xiaosu believes that as long as you work hard enough, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle.
In the vast sea of people, as long as you are destined, it is not difficult to find Li Erpang.
At this time, Su Xiaosu suddenly discovered.
There seemed to be something wrong with the atmosphere of the surrounding crowd.
They all stared at their hands in unison, whispering about something with strange expressions on their faces.
He seemed very happy.
Su Xiaosu: "?"
She walked up quietly.
There were several little girls sitting there.
Giggling.
"Hehehe, this fat rabbit is so interesting. Could it really be a filming location?"
"It's hard to say, maybe it was a short video? I didn't expect it to become popular."
"Yes, it became popular out of nowhere."
Just when a few little girls were browsing BBS hot posts.
The colorful neon lights overhead were suddenly obscured by a large shadow.
When they realized that their eyes had gone dark, they subconsciously raised their heads. They were all frightened and turned pale, calling for mother one after another.
Su Xiaosu tried her best to smile kindly: "What are you looking at? Who is Fat Rabbit?"
"Yes, you must be sick! I don't know how to read bbs!"
Although several little girls were frightened by Su Xiaosu, Su Xiaosu's lethality was undoubtedly weaker for women. After they reacted, they did not dare to stay where they were and left Su Xiaosu as quickly as possible.
Haiting City Forum?
Su Xiaosu murmured to herself.
She held the phone between her fingers.
Difficulty swiping across the screen.
——Because the slap is too big.
Finally opened Haiting City bbs.
A popular post with millions of views caught Su Xiaosu's eyes.
suddenly.
Su Xiaosu smiled sweetly.
"finally found you."
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【19:40】
Zhongzhu District.
Mayor's Office.
As we all know, the mayor of Haiting City is named Li.
At the same time, almost everyone in Haiting City knows that the mayor of Haiting City is also one of the five giants of the "z5 Council".
After all, that is a person who often appears in the news.
A single movement of his hand is enough to cause a major earthquake in the entire Dragon Kingdom.
"Master, it's not good! News has just been sent from various district police stations. It is said that at about 19:00, the city's surveillance system was paralyzed almost at the same time due to some unknown reason. The technical team is now making repairs."
"Emergency repair? No need."
A middle-aged man in plain clothes was sitting on an office chair with a smile and was browsing his mobile phone with great interest.
A confidant of the Li family, who was also the mayor's most trusted male secretary, rushed in. Hearing this, he was immediately confused.
No, no need?
What's the meaning?
"Haha, don't worry about the monitoring system for now, Xiaode, come and take a look at this."
Although the male secretary had countless questions in his mind, since the mayor had spoken, the male secretary did not dare to say anything more. He approached silently and stood respectfully beside him.
What the mayor was looking at on his phone was a very popular post on Haiting City’s BBS.
The male secretary didn't pay much attention at first.
But as I watched, my eyes gradually widened.
"Xiao De, do you see anything?"
"Uh... the head of the family..." the male secretary hesitated: "With all due respect... at first glance, this guy wearing a bunny hood... might look a bit like a fat young master."
"Be more confident and remove the words 'may be a bit similar'." The middle-aged man rubbed his brows and put down the phone: "That's my stupid son, what is he fussing about again?"
"Is it really the young master?"
"Forget it, let's ignore him for now. 'Other people' have taken over the monitoring system. Please notify us and there is no need to repair it for the time being."
There was a faint glint in the middle-aged man's eyes: "Also, let the city's ambulances, fire brigade, and rescue teams be on standby at any time. Haiting, there may not be peace in the past two days."
On the mayor's office computer interface.
A read email has not yet been closed.
The signer of the email is clearly——
"Special Group", Orale.
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…
time flies.
No matter how happy you are to be a star, there will always be times when you get tired of it.
What's more, classmate Li Erpang has already been blinded by a large flash of light.
While trying to squeeze through the crowd, he moved quickly through Pudong District.
"Hey, are you sure this is really okay? Fatty, I feel like I have no other use besides being photographed like a monkey?"
"Haha, it's not a monkey, it's a fat rabbit with big eyes."
Yi Lin corrected with a smile, and added at the same time: "Besides, I don't think you enjoyed it very much?"
"You sister, are you happy to see me with your eyes? Are you sure that other people really can't recognize me?"
Li Erpang started to feel a little unconfident again.
"Don't worry, generally speaking, you can't recognize it."
Unless... something very familiar.
"That's good!" Yi Lin comforted Li Erpang again, and he finally felt relieved.
suddenly.
Yi Lin's pupils shrank and her voice suddenly turned serious.
"Fat man, don't look back. Behind you, at seven o'clock, about 50 meters away, there is a woman with red hair..."