Chapter 142 Crazy Lich's Huge Potions (Acridine for a Monthly Pass!)
"O-Le-Le-O-Le-Le! Where's the fat man?"
The scene began to become chaotic.
Yi Lin was dazzled by what she could see with her naked eyes, so she had no choice but to ask Oolele for help.
After all, Ou Lele can now be said to control the surveillance system of Pudong District.
"About 200 meters north of Pudong People's Square."
"Huh?!"
Ou Lele suddenly screamed.
"?"
Kaka.
Yi Lin munched on the popcorn and typed a question mark.
"The fat man actually stopped by and bought a three-layer burger with meat from the self-service burger machine!"
"..."
Of course, O'Lele is also paying close attention to Fatty's actions.
"Suck."
"Others...have you noticed anything weird?"
Click click click.
"Not yet, suck it up."
Yi Lin heard the voice from Orele's side that seemed a little strange, and couldn't help but ask more: "Are you eating ice cream balls again?...Kaka ka ka."
"Can't you?" O'Lele silently licked another mouth and said vaguely: "Aren't you drinking Moonback's hand-brewed coffee and nibbling popcorn?"
Yi Lin suddenly turned around.
There happened to be a camera facing me behind me.
"..."
One second later.
Yi Lin turned her head silently again.
Continue to overlook the entire Pudong District.
found it.
Yilin's pupils narrowed.
Under Ou Lele's command, Yi Lin locked his eyes on Li Erpang's figure again.
I saw Li Erpang passing by a self-service burger machine. He used the fastest speed and spent 20 seconds to make a burger, then continued to run away while chewing it.
Yi Lin could also roughly guess what Li Erpang was thinking.
His current skill line is all in two words——
"Fat".
Although it was a sudden rush and there was no time to digest it, even if you can eat just a little bit more, you can increase the possibility of saving your life.
Apparently, those masked apostles who ran out of the zoo also drove the fat man into panic.
at the same time.
Haiting City bbs.
[The crew of Mysterious Conscience parachuted into Haiting City!]
[Fat Rabbit, Red Fox, Green Snake, Black Tiger, and Yellow Ape stage a thrilling fight scene on the street! 】
etc.
Related posts remain highly popular.
It is estimated that anyone in Haiting City who has access to the Internet and is not blind knows about this.
There are pictures and there are truths.
There are even various short videos.
Even more exaggerated.
Many people have taken advantage of this wave of popularity and started selling "fat rabbit, red fox, green snake, black tiger, and yellow ape" headgear online.
There is no difference between one and one, dear!
If Li Erpang had time to turn on his bbs and take a look at this, he would probably be proud of himself for becoming a popular Internet celebrity in Haiting City overnight.
only.
——The fat man is very busy.
Not empty.
Black Tiger and Huang Yuan silently stopped in front of Li Erpang.
Li Erpang devoured the DIY burger, squinting his eyes and twitching the corners of his mouth slightly.
"Hand over your weapons and we will still be good friends."
Black Tiger chuckled.
Who the hell are good friends with you!
Li Erpang smiled coldly.
But I am thinking about the possibility of this proposal.
Is it worth taking the risk for Yi Lin's so-called plan?
suddenly!
Li Erpang's pupils suddenly shrank.
A figure silently changed colors behind him.
Behind the empty space, a colorful figure suddenly appeared!
yes--
Green snake!
The green snake mysteriously disappeared among the crowd!
The moment the green snake appeared, he opened his mouth and bit into the fat on Li Er's neck.
"grass!"
Although Li Erpang reacted, he was half a beat slower. Only after he felt a slight numbness in his neck did he have time to slap the green snake behind him that had bitten him.
"hey-hey……"
The short apostle who called himself Green Snake, after taking a bite, smiled sinisterly, as if he had anticipated the fat man's actions, and quickly retreated away without any hesitation, letting the fat man slap the air with an angry palm.
When Black Tiger and Huang Yuan saw the green snake bite Li Erpang, the killing intent from both of them weakened, and they breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
"I'm going to fuck you, uncle, are you a dog? I don't like this!"
After Li Erpang drove away the lewd green snake with one palm, he couldn't help but cursed. He touched his neck and found a piece of sticky saliva. In an instant, he felt as uncomfortable as eating shit.
I, Li Erpang, have a great reputation all my life, damn, damn, damn...
I was actually bitten by a man!
There is a shallow tooth mark left on the neck.
The wound is not deep.
It's not even a wound.
"I am... Green Snake." Green Snake smiled and said, "Don't you know that snake teeth are poisonous?"
poison?
When Li Erpang heard this, his heart sank.
Gradually, a numbness, like an electric shock, quickly spread from the wound to the limbs.
Green Snake continued: "My ability is this tooth. My salivary glands contain neurotoxins. Although your defense is high and I can't bite through your blood vessels, as long as I can break the skin, you should be infected."
Some neurotoxins..."
"If I'm not wrong, you've started to feel it now, right?"
Li Erpang: "!"
Li Erpang is wearing a cute hood, making it difficult for people to see his expression and eyes clearly.
But Green Snake is not a novice. He knows very well the panic, hesitation and helplessness in Li Erpang's heart after he found out that he was poisoned.
Even enjoyment.
Snakes are born hunters.
His skill combination, coincidentally, seems to be very compatible with this kind of creature.
That's why he calls himself "Green Snake".
"I'm poisoned!"
After a moment of silence, Li Erpang suddenly said.
But this sentence was said to Yi Lin on the communication channel.
The implication is——
If you don’t take action, I’ll be in trouble!
Yi Lin put down the popcorn in her hand.
Of course he would not watch the fat man being beaten to death by several apostles.
Green snake, yellow ape, black tiger...
Yi Lin quickly analyzed Fatty's location and speculated on the abilities of the three apostles.
Green Snake seems to be somewhat similar to Yi Lin, a latent assassination apostle.
Kizaru and Black Tiger have not yet taken action, and their abilities and attributes are currently unknown.
A few seconds later.
Yi Lin smiled slightly.
Staring into the distance, he was about to take action.
Suddenly, Yi Lin made a move and couldn't help laughing.
Yi Lin's inexplicable laughter came from the voice call. This kind of laughter was a bit familiar, as if he had heard it in Gotham before. Li Erpang's heart skipped a beat.
Somehow, when Li Erpang heard Yi Lin's laughter, he had a bad premonition.
"Looks like I don't need to take action anymore."
Li Erpang: "?"
Yi Lin smiled and said: "Someone's wife is coming to the rescue."
Li Erpang: "???"
Just when Yi Lin finished saying this.
Boom.
Dong Dong.
Boom, boom, boom.
ground……
It's shaking!
And the source of vibration...
It actually came from behind Kizaru and Black Tiger.
The green snake, the yellow ape, and the black tiger form a triangle.
Surround the fat rabbit in the middle.
Behind the yellow ape and the black tiger...in other words, it is the front of the green snake.
Green Snake suddenly trembled, his eyes widened, he stretched out his fingers, and his lips trembled slightly: "Then, then, you..."
Black Tiger: "?"
Kizaru: "?"
Dong Dong Dong Dong!
shock--
Behind you!
Just like a small motor.
Black Tiger and Kizaru also noticed something was wrong.
The two of them turned around as quickly as possible.
But in an instant, a fist as big as a casserole appeared in front of both of them.
boom!
Under the masks, the two men instantly had nosebleeds and flew out.
Li Erpang...
stunned.
In the original position of the black tiger and the yellow ape, a figure nearly two meters tall, like a giant, and like a god descending from the earth, appeared in front of everyone, and instantly attracted everyone's attention.
Su, Su, Brother Su?
no doubt!
This figure, this casserole-sized fist...
It’s Brother Su!
Although Li Erpang was rescued by Su Xiaosu, he had no happy thoughts at all.
Even the fat classmate was so frightened that his neck jerked back into his body.
"etc!"
"Don't panic! Don't be anxious! Calm down! Calm down!"
"I'm so thin now and I'm wearing a fat rabbit hood. Brother Su shouldn't be able to recognize me, right?"
"No, Fatty Er, you have to be confident and remove the word 'should'! Brother Su will never recognize it, absolutely, absolutely."
"She must have just been passing by. Seeing an uneven road, she reached out to help."
"That must be it."
Li Erpang endured the numbness and weakness in his limbs and muttered to himself in a low voice, with countless thoughts running through his mind.
simply……
Are you pretending not to know me?
Li Erpang coughed twice and said to Su Xiaosu in a hoarse and low voice: "This...sister, thank you!"
In any case, Su Xiaosu is now wearing an oversized pure white lace dress. Although she is suspected of being a cross-dressing boss, since Li Erpang is determined to pretend not to know her, there is nothing wrong with calling her sister.
Su Xiaosu silently put away her fists.
He glanced at the fat classmate.
The curved eyebrows frowned slightly.
But he quickly asked in a sweet voice: "Second Fatty, have you caught a cold?"
Li Erpang: "囧!!!"
This sweet voice, such a strong contrast, no matter how many times you hear it, it makes people think that this character is extremely evil!
Who the hell told me that no one would recognize it?
who is it?
who is it??
who is it???
ah????
Li Erpang trembled all over and wanted to struggle to death again and pretend for a while.
But Su Xiaosu shook a gray card directly towards Li Erpang.
Li Erpang took it smoothly.
at this time.
From where Black Tiger and Kizaru were knocked away by a punch, the two got up with a bit of embarrassment and murderous intent.
The fight between several people was delayed at times and quickly at other times.
Just a few minutes.
soon.
Then another group of people gathered around.
Among the onlookers, some even recognized the recent "Internet celebrity" Su Xiaosu.
"Huh? Isn't that the legendary cross-dressing boss wandering around Zhongzhu District?"
"I heard she's been looking for a flexible fat man with squinting eyes!"
"Is it just Fat Rabbit?"
"Wow! This is really a touching love story!"
"I wish all lovers in the world will eventually get married!"
I wish you sisters!
I wish you lovers will eventually become brothers and sisters!
Li Erpang listened depressedly to the discussions around him, and was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
But he also subconsciously looked at the card that just flew out of Su Xiaosu's hand.
It doesn't matter if you don't see it.
When he saw it, the fat classmate was instantly shocked.
…
[Crazy Lich’s Huge Potion]
【Grade】Rare
[Effect] Click to view details.
[Instructions] Click to view details.
…
The first thing that surprised Li Erpang was the effect of this potion.
Isn’t it outrageous?
But... of what use is it to others?
Forget it, no matter how spicy it is.
Li Erpang, by the way, would like to give you an overview. The world in this world is really full of all kinds of weird "three-no products".
The second surprising thing is, how did Su Xiaosu know that he needed to be covered in fat?
The more the better?
Logically speaking, Li Erpang's skill content should be his biggest secret.
Su Xiaosu shouldn't know.
Under the mask, Li Erpang's expression was gloomy and uncertain.
Unexpectedly, Su Xiaosu smiled slightly: "You... would be better looking if you were fatter."
Li Erpang: "!"
It turned out to be...for this reason?
Li Erpang's heart trembled slightly.
But at this moment, the enemy was right in front of him, so Li Erpang did not show any pretense, he directly crushed the potion card, raised his head and drank the unpleasant-tasting potion in one gulp.
For other people, it is a weight-gaining drug that they cannot avoid, but in the hands of the fat man, it is a super prop that can be compared to an artifact!
"Coming, coming, coming!"
The moment he took the potion, the fat man suddenly burped.
Immediately afterwards, a stream of heat surged out from the stomach, rushed straight to the Tianling Cap, and then rushed toward the crotch.
This is--
The power of prehistoric times!
In an instant, Li Erpang's body expanded rapidly like a balloon!
Not to mention the onlookers, even the green snake, black tiger, and yellow ape who had witnessed the change in Li Erpang's figure were also confused.
this……
A tool that can make people become fat in one gulp?
What is the use?
"Fat Master...is back!"
Li Erpang took a step forward, and the fat all over his body trembled violently. In the blink of an eye, his weight suddenly increased by hundreds of kilograms. Without eating, under the stimulation of the magic potion, Li Erpang returned to his peak weight!
He, Li Erpang, is finally back!
In the most serious manner!
The melon-eating crowd saw this.
——Keep eating melon.
"What special effect is this?"
"Isn't it too realistic?"
"My blind guess is that it should be some kind of special effects costume! The kind with a delicate body and a soft body that can blow air!"
"Ah, this era of advanced technology is really full of wonders!"
"..."
Su Xiaosu's eyes lit up.
Deng Deng Deng.
He walked to the fat man in a few steps.
The night is sultry.
Li Erpang vaguely seemed to recall that night in Gotham.
The "nursing home twin tanks" used their bodies of steel to block a dozen old legends in Gotham.
I can't help but feel a little emotional.
It’s just Brother Su’s outfit...
Li Erpang glanced at it quietly and couldn't help but shudder.
Real women's clothing boss!
The yellow ape, the black tiger, and the green snake all had pale faces under the animal masks.
How could they not see that Su Xiaosu, who was two meters tall, was difficult to deal with.
Kizaru and Black Tiger knew it even more clearly.
After all, how much life was knocked off by one punch, this is real damage.
There is absolutely no way to fake it.
Green Snake suddenly laughed, and he made several strange gestures toward Kizaru and Black Tiger.
Black Tiger and Kizaru nodded.
The two men no longer concealed their strength, and moved towards Li Erpang from two directions, like cannonballs.
at the same time.
Green Snake seems to have finished its skill CD, and has entered the "camouflage" state again, starting to sneak.
Li Erpang moved his hands and feet. Although there was still some numbness, it did not affect his activities too much.
It seemed that the opponent's teeth had not been specially strengthened. The sudden bite did not bite too deeply, and not many neurotoxins invaded the body.
A more likely reason is that Li Erpang's willpower attribute is not low, and he also has a certain resistance to toxins.
Under the influence of total factors, Li Erpang can still be active and active now.
"Fat Master is afraid of you?"
Li Erpang laughed loudly, and his smile gradually became abnormal. Facing the two apostles who were rushing towards him, Li Erpang did not dodge, and faced them head on.
Bang bang bang!
The two of them seemed to be the same as Li Erpang, they were also apostles on the power side. They didn't have many fancy skills, and they only punched to the core.
But the two men's attacks landed on Li Erpang's fat. Although it hurt a little, Li Erpang took the time to glance at his slowly declining health. He was not at all panicked and directly used a pair of fleshy palms to push against the opponent's fist.
Pat them on both of them.
"Amitabha!"
“Bo Ye Jackfruit!”
"Dare you compete with Fatty for your master's wife? Bah!"
Although Su Xiaosu's agility attribute was not high, he and Li Erpang also raised their fists and smashed the masks of Black Tiger and Huang Yuan mercilessly.
Su Xiaosu had just punched Su Xiaosu hard, and their masks had already been broken in half. They also deeply remembered the power of Su Xiaosu's fists, and they did not dare to have anal sex with Su Xiaosu.
The yellow ape and the black tiger became more and more frightened as they fought.
What kind of monsters are these two couples?
Not to mention that the fist fell on Fatty Fatty. Apart from yelling and uttering obscene words, Fatty Fatty's movements became more and more flexible, and he didn't show any signs of fatigue.
It was as if the fat on his body was the fat man's armor. When he punched him, it was like hitting cotton, and he couldn't feel the feeling of being punched into the flesh at all.
Let’s talk about Su Xiaosu, is there really nothing wrong with this devil’s character?
Barbie King Kong?
The fists of Black Tiger and Huang Yuan fell on Su Xiaosu, as if they were hitting an iron plate.
Ah no...it's an alloy plate!
Although the two of them did not have particularly lethal skills, after being strengthened several times, they were able to leave a punch mark on an ordinary iron plate with just one punch.
But Su Xiaosu... couldn't knock it at all!
It’s so hard, damn!
Another place.
Yi Lin has been observing the battle situation.
After Su Xiaosu joined in and inexplicably made Li Erpang gain weight again, the battle situation was reversed in a short period of time, and the two of them had the upper hand.
"Are these guys who came out of the zoo... so watery? Or is it that they are too strong as a couple?"
Yi Lin murmured to herself.
suddenly.
Yi Lin noticed something was wrong.
Not to mention the hidden green snake.
The actions of the two power apostles, Black Tiger and Kizaru...seem...
"Wait a minute, where is the fat man..."
Yi Lin's pupils shrank slightly.
He directly raised the telescope and worked backwards from the position where the fat man was gradually being tilted.
really--
On top of another building.
A dark figure, like a ghost, lay motionless on the top of the building.
But Li Erpang was led to the most open place intentionally or unintentionally.
Unobstructed location!
From the dark figure to Li Erpang's position, there was almost a straight line, and everything could be seen.
At the figure on the top of the building, a cold reflection shone slightly on Yi Lin's retina through the telescope.
"Sniper?"
"Fat man! Be careful! There's a sniper!"
Yi Lin's pupils shrank, and without hesitation, she directly reminded classmate Li Erpang through the communication channel.
Li Erpang: "!"
The moment he heard the word "sniper", Li Erpang's whole body trembled.
To be honest, if Yi Lin hadn't suddenly reminded him, Li Erpang, who was getting excited from the palm to the flesh, would have almost forgotten Yi Lin's existence.
This kid is completely paddling and has no sense of presence at all!
Yi Lin had no time to take into account the anger of classmate Li Erpang.
After he discovered the sniper's figure, he directly pointed his telescope at that figure.
enlarge.
Zoom in again.
Long black hair, a resolute face, an angular chin, a cold smile... As a sniper, this appearance is very qualified.
However, these are not important.
The skill description of [Disaster Haunting] is very clear, as long as the target is "within sight", it will take effect.
This is...the real power of this skill.
Theoretically, there is no distance limit!
"Let the world feel pain from now on!"
Yi Lin smiled slightly.
Before activating the skill.
Yi Lin also turned off the voice chat with Li Erpang.