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Chapter 161 Tracking the shit block

Haiting City.

Under the Goddess Tower.

Li Changge was in high spirits.

Stand with your hands behind your back.

As if he is invincible in the world.

Wearing a bat suit that looked like a "turtle shell", those low-level apostles could hardly do anything to Li Changge.

In addition, as a senior actor, Li Changge has some ancient martial arts skills. Although he is not strong, with the addition of epic-level equipment, Li Changge's attributes are slightly higher than those of other apostles.

Coupled with the messy blinding special effects, it was able to withstand one or two waves of attacks from the apostles.

Li Changge became more and more courageous as he fought. His face flushed, his legs were tightly closed, and he punched out, which actually brought out a splendid special effect of stars, like the universe collapsing and destroying everything.

The special effects are so realistic that even though the apostles knew it was fake, they couldn't help but be shaken by the extremely realistic special effects.

The crazy special effects are not over yet, are they?

Finally... someone is angry!

Click.

suddenly.

Just when Li Changge was preparing to create a new wave of special effects, he once again struck hard at the monsters in front of him.

Suddenly there was a crisp sound in his ears.

It's like the sound effect of something... being stabbed quietly.

"?"

Li Changge didn't care.

The corner of his mouth quirked.

No one noticed that under the bandage, he had an evil and arrogant smile.

call out!

Special effects are everywhere!

Peach blossoms are blooming!

The stars are coming!

I am Li Changge!

I am the cool and handsome Li Changge, hahahaha!

Click click click.

Just when Li Changge's nose went up and his whole body was filled with a smell called Dese, strange sounds of clicking came one after another in his ears.

"?"

suddenly.

Among the apostles who had been busy beating the turtle shell on Li Changge, suddenly someone with sharp eyes couldn't help but say something.

"Huh? This piece of shitty equipment seems to be cracked?"

Cracked?

Li Changge was slightly startled when he heard this.

How dare you fool me?

Do you really think I'm stupid?

Can I believe it?

Click, click, click, click.

This time, as he suffered more and more attacks, Li Changge discovered that the clicking sounds coming from his ears became clearer and clearer, and it was clearly not an illusion.

So Li Changge, with his head full of questions, punched and kicked the crowd, and then briefly checked the properties of the epic equipment.

There seems to be some changes in one of them.

【Durability】12/3000

"!"

Durability!

"How can epic equipment still have durability?"

How could there be such an unscientific setting?

Didn’t you say it was an artifact?

Isn't it epic?

In an instant, Li Changge looked down and found that the [Bat Suit·Change] on his body was covered with fine cracks at some point, like fragile glass that would break if touched.

"!!!"

"etc!"

Li Changge suddenly jumped out of the crowd, stretched out his palm, and shouted loudly.

The group of low-level apostles were stunned by Li Changge's sudden loud voice and stood there for several seconds. The various attacks with sticks, clubs and knives actually stopped for a while.

Everyone unanimously raised a question mark slowly.

Of course, they are not Li Changge. These question marks are all based on imagination without special effects.

Li Changge smiled coldly.

very cold.

Just like his mood at the moment.

"Emotions...emotions...acting skills...acting skills...Li Changge, you are so generous, you are an actor..."

Li Changge was brewing emotions, and his emotions gradually became full.

Sudden.

Someone broke the silence.

A burst of sad and heroic music suddenly sounded in everyone's ears. They were immersed in the BGM, as if they were witnessing a martyr, risking his own life, resolutely stepped onto the battlefield, and then wrapped himself in a gorgeous shroud.

Homecoming...ah, what a cool bgm...

"Did you hear that?"

"So sad..."

"Why do I feel like this music sounds like someone might be heroic?"

"..."

Li Changge suddenly raised his head, scanned the entire audience with cold eyes, and spoke slowly.

"Say it before you do it. You must...don't slap me in the face."

"grass!"

When everyone heard this, they couldn't react. Li Changge's tortoise shell was on the verge of breaking, so they all started to attack Li Changge with various weapons and fists.

Crackling.

Bang bang bang bang.

Bang bang bang bang.

Puff puff puff puff.

Li Changge was instantly submerged in the angry crowd, unable to extricate himself.

"Oh shit!"

"Didn't you agree not to slap me in the face?"

"What a fool? Are you going to slap me in the face?"

Li Changge felt like crying but had no tears in his heart. Just now, the [Bat Suit·Modification] on his body was completely shattered.

It directly becomes an appearance equipment with no attributes.

Everyone was deceived by Li Changge all night, and they were already filled with anger. They showed no mercy at all, and just greeted him wherever they felt comfortable.

In the blink of an eye, there were countless footprints on Li Changge's body, especially on the left and right sides of his face.

"You two slapped each other in the face again?!"

Li Changge was also angry.

He watched as his health dropped crazily in just a few seconds. If this continued, he would most likely be beaten to death by this group of apostles who were madly seeking revenge.

etc.

Li Changge suddenly remembered what else the fat man with narrow eyes had given Yi Lin before he left.

Li Changge couldn't care about that much at the moment. After all, he had already used all his cards. He had blocked these apostles outside the Goddess Tower for so long, and he was almost at the end of his life. At this moment, even if Li Erpang gave him something

Even if his son is a piece of shit, Li Changge will not hesitate to throw him out as a life-saving straw.

After all, he had no choice.

Li Changge withstood various attacks, gritted his teeth and took out Li Erpang's card from the storage space.

Then without even looking at it, he just crushed it.

In an instant, the power of the card turned into five rays of light, condensing into five mysterious shapes above Li Changge's head, and slowly circling in some mysterious orbit.

The moment those five mysterious props appeared above Li Changge's head.

Among the three inner and outer circles, the apostle who was beating Li Changge in the innermost circle suddenly smelled an earth-shattering stench.

This stench is appalling and absolutely insane.

"Fuck!"

"Which brother is farting? Please stand up and let us beat him to death."

"Who accidentally dropped shit on his pants!"

Among the apostles, because of the sudden stench, the formation that was originally neatly beating Li Changge quickly dispersed and fled from the center of the "stench".

Li Changge was suddenly... stunned.

etc.

He was just thinking about it casually. He never thought that the last thing Li Erpang stuffed into his hand... turned out to be shit!

And there’s more than just one!

So scary!

No wonder that damn fat man had an expression of disgust and disgust on his face after stuffing him with the card!

That’s so!

At the same time, Li Changge also smelled it. From above his forehead, there was a burst of... ah, no, it was five bursts of stench.

It's like the smell of the legendary stinky tofu that is put into socks that haven't been washed for several months and then stored in the cellar for ten years. The smell comes out after the jar is reopened.

Simply... heartless!



【Tracking Shit Blocks】

[Grade] Rare

[Effect] Click to view details.

[Instructions] Click to view details.



Li Changge wanted to cry but had no tears.

At this moment, he had the urge to beat the fat man with narrow eyes to death.

Because of that stench, even he couldn't stand it, let alone other people.

To be precise, it should be that no living thing with a normal sense of smell can stand this smell.

etc.

Can't stand it?

Li Changge was startled suddenly.

He suddenly reacted.

When Li Changge raised his head again, he smiled sinisterly again.

Everyone else stared at the five mysterious objects on Li Changge's forehead in surprise. Suddenly, someone among them couldn't help shouting: "Wait! Don't forget! This is fake! Everything is fake!"

yes!

That makes sense!

Others agreed.

This guy pretended to be cool all night, and was almost fooled again by his realistic special effects.

So, after everyone was forced back by the stench, they prepared to attack again and beat Li Changge again.

Li Changge smiled slightly.

The clouds are clear and the wind is gentle.

Of course, wrapped in gauze, no one could distinguish Li Changge's enigmatic smile.

But that's not important.

As long as Li Changge shows this kind of smile, it means... that he has a sense of substitution, and having a sense of substitution means that his emotions are about to begin to surge.

"Shit! Shit!"

Li Changge's eyes shot out with two lightning-like rays of light, instantly pointing at the apostle who had shouted the loudest just now.

call out--

In an instant, like lightning, the mysterious lump flew out of Li Changge's forehead and flew straight towards the target Li Changge had locked.

Even if they knew it was a "special effect", but seeing a disgusting thing flying straight towards their face, no matter who they were, they would be shocked. Even if they knew that it was most likely a special effect, no one would dare to bet such a huge amount of money.

one of the possibilities.

Perhaps, this kind of attack is more terrifying than any kind of weapon.

Even if it doesn't kill people... it will kill people's hearts!

Snapped.

suddenly.

The poor guy just had time to take two steps, but Li Changge's "attack" was faster, and it hit the poor guy's face.

The other apostles didn't care whether it was true or not. When they saw this scene, their stomachs turned upside down and they immediately moved away from that unlucky apostle.

The unfortunate guy was stunned.

He suddenly cried out in despair: "I, I, I was poisoned! My health is decreasing crazily! This is true... shit!!"

As soon as these words came out!

The whole world is shocked!

So scary!

Even if it means death, no one wants to have such a blow to their face.

But Li Changge immediately turned red and felt a sense of revenge in his heart. After all, he only felt a burning pain on his face at this moment, and he didn't know whether he had been disfigured under the beating of those bastards.

Li Changge roared crazily in his heart.

Since you dare to slap me in the face, I, Li Changge, am destined to let you——

Shit has no burial place!

Li Changge didn't hesitate, and directly selected four more unlucky guys, and threw the pieces of shit that were spinning and jumping on their heads one after another.

Boo hoo hoo hoo——

At the same time, four more people were hit by something indescribable.

horrible!

"The shit on his head is gone!"

At this time, some of the more clever apostles, who had been hiding behind others and trying not to be seen by Li Changge, were overjoyed when they saw that the piece of shit on Li Changge's head had finally been delivered. They seemed to see the dawn of hope in their despair.

but.

Li Changge smiled coldly.

Close your eyes.

The emotions have already been brewing to the extreme.

The moment Li Changge opened his eyes again.

Behind him, like a peacock spreading its tail, one after another indescribable things appeared out of thin air, spreading like locusts passing by.

In an instant, everyone's expressions suddenly changed.

——Looking pale.


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