Chapter 282 Side mission: catch the little fat man, the mission is complete! (7400 words chapter)
Li Changge Villa.
Every time he comes, Li Erpang can't help but want to complain about the two golden statues at the door.
This taste is simply hard to describe.
But forget it.
People and their tastes cannot be generalized.
Just like Brother Su and Lolita, some people like it and others like it... Who the hell would like Brother Su's style?
Li Erpang flipped a table in his mind for no apparent reason, and carefully, avoiding everyone's eyes, slipped into Li Changge's villa.
After all, they are in the same city.
In the "Zhang Huichun Incident", he could barely be regarded as a comrade who had struggled in the same ditch.
They are also peers.
We occasionally interact with each other in private, but we are not familiar with them.
——After all, Li Changge is very busy every day as he takes on commercials, films, promotions, and meets fans.
After entering the villa, Li Erpang didn't talk nonsense. He took off his hat, mask, sunglasses, and fake beard, and spread his chubby palms forward: "Where are the things? Where are the things?"
Li Changge had a puzzled look on his face: "Say, Fat Brother, what are you doing by dressing yourself up like this? Are there any enemies chasing you?"
Hearing this, Li Erpang trembled all over and shook his head quickly: "You don't understand, you are more terrifying than your enemies."
"oh."
Li Changge responded and stopped talking.
In the Zhang Huichun incident, Li Erpang finally burned all his fat and lost all his precious fat.
But after this month of tireless eating and overeating, classmate Li Erpang’s belly has once again begun to show its size, which is gratifying.
"Wait a minute."
Li Erpang suddenly cast a suspicious look at Li Changge: "Let me confirm one thing first...Brother Su, ah, it's Sister Su. She hasn't been looking for you, has she?"
Li Changge's expression was dumbfounded, and his acting skills were outstanding: "You mean Su Xiaosu? That Su Xiaosu who is 1.99 meters tall? She is looking for me? Why is she looking for me for nothing? It's not like you don't know that the only person who can meet me, Li Changge, is
Two kinds.”
"?"
"Men, and female fans."
"Understand."
Li Changge's honesty made Li Erpang completely relieved.
He chuckled, suppressed his excitement, and rubbed his palms: "Where are the things?"
"I really don't understand you otakus, what's so good about this thing?"
"You know what the heck, do you believe I can buy your villa with the limited-edition figurine on the wall?"
Li Changge shook his head, but still took out a card from the storage space and crushed it.
When Li Erpang saw Li Changge's action, his eyes widened and his breathing became rapid: "Wait a minute, are you... a prop? It was brought out from 'inside'? How is that possible?"
Li Changge smiled mysteriously.
After crushing the card.
A colorful, uneven and exquisite badge appeared on Li Changsinger.
On the badge, there is a lifelike little loli, with a shy and charming face.
Li Erpang trembled with his hands, feeling the touch on the badge, and suddenly realized: "No wonder I have never seen this character before, it turns out to be a prop brought out of it! The workmanship is okay! So realistic, lifelike, top-notch, top-notch
!It’s really the best! Suck it.”
At this moment.
Li Erpang's hand touched Alice's part on the badge. The badge suddenly lit up, and a shadow emerged from the badge.
In the blink of an eye, in front of Li Changge and the little fat man, a translucent figure with a size of 1:1 appeared out of thin air.
"Hello everyone, I'm Alice, I'm glad to be your friend!"
Li Erpang and Li Changge were stunned.
In the void.
The little lolita Alice makes three circles to the left and three times to the right, twisting around.
Li Changge also didn't expect that this [Alice Q Version Commemorative Badge] would have such an effect.
Real name envy.
But after watching for a while, Li Changge also came back to his senses.
This is not a enchanted weapon.
It's just a shadow.
Alice only has a few movements to come and go, and her lines are also very rigid, far less realistic than her true son, mother, and spirit.
Thinking about it this way, Li Changge suddenly felt less envious.
Li Erpang opened his squinted eyes hard, as if he wanted to see the details of Alice's shadow clearly.
"This thing... is perfect! I'll pay for it, ah no, this is a prop... I'll pay for the DP, how much do you want? Just give me a number, don't be too outrageous."
Ah this?
Can I still exchange death points?
This was somewhat beyond Li Changge's expectation.
But this thing... has only ornamental value and is of no use.
Thinking of this, Li Changge silently stretched out three fingers.
He hesitated for a while before he thought of the reasonable price.
300dp shouldn’t be too outrageous.
"make a deal!"
Li Erpang slapped his thigh.
He didn't even bother to negotiate the price and decisively sent out a transaction application.
I, Li Erpang, make money!
The transaction is completed.
Li Changge counted the money silently.
Oh no, count the death points.
suddenly.
Li Changge was shocked all over.
A golden special effect lit up behind him.
It looks like golden rain all over the sky, extremely gorgeous.
Li Erpang's eyes were instantly stung by the golden light behind Li Changge, and he couldn't help but yell angrily: "Fuck you! What are you doing with special effects when you have nothing to do? I can't even see my baby Alice!"
Li Changge heard it.
Meng, Meng Lang.
He quickly collected his emotions and held back the five-cent special effects as if he was holding back shit.
Although this skill is passive, Li Changge has become more and more proficient. To a certain extent, as long as his mood does not collapse, he can barely control it freely.
Li Erpang played with the badge over and over and was very satisfied.
This wave is not a loss.
Li Changge looked confused.
After being stunned, I felt ecstatic inside.
Three, three, three thousand points!
Li Erpang actually traded him 3000dp!
It turns out that the inexplicable raising of the finger has this endlessly mind-blowing function?
In the future, when you are in doubt, just raise your finger and try?
Wonderful!
Li Changge felt happy.
The background is so low-key that the special effect of chrysanthemum flowers emerges. The light is restrained, but the flowers bloom brilliantly.
But Li Changge finally remembered the "plan".
I didn't indulge in this illusory joy and couldn't extricate myself.
"But this thing looks just average."
Li Changge showed an expression as if he had never seen the world before.
Li Erpang laughed. Naturally, he was not as experienced as Li Changge. He just said: "You know nothing."
"Ahem."
Li Changge coughed twice and pretended to be profound: "It's a pity that I still have a big baby..."
"Hmm? There's more?"
Upon hearing this, Li Erpang took his attention away from the squirming Alice for a moment.
"Yeah, big baby."
"real or fake?"
Li Erpang always feels a little weird.
"Haha, you underestimate me, Li Changge." Li Changge lifted up his bangs and smiled faintly: "My current background is beyond your imagination. In this world, I have been born and died, and I have calculated all my secrets, and I have obtained something.
It’s also an unimaginable treasure.”
"What the hell? So sneaky?"
Although Li Erpang still didn't believe it, after all, in his impression, Li Changge was too good at showing off. But the [Alice Q version commemorative badge] in his hand made Li Erpang, a senior fat geek, feel something in his heart.
The kind of itching that can't be scratched but can't be scratched.
"If you don't believe it, you can go and see it."
"Look?" Li Erpang was stunned.
"The baby is too big and awesome. I was afraid of being jealous, so I hid it in the basement."
"Isn't this... bad?"
Li Erpang pretended to shirk it. After all, Li Changge said he was an awesome treasure and it was a rule among apostles. Li Erpang still meant it and tried to shirk it.
"It doesn't matter, we are good friends! Although that baby is good, to be honest, it doesn't suit my style."
Li Erpang didn't believe it.
But in the end he followed Li Changge to the basement out of curiosity.
As the old saying goes: Curiosity kills the cat.
But maybe it can also trick the little fat man to death.
"Oh! You can do it here!"
"Oh! This bed is two and a half meters tall! You have everything you need in your basement!"
As Li Erpang looked at the layout in the basement, he would express sincere exclamations from time to time.
"My sleeping posture is bad, ahem, my sleeping posture is bad."
Li Changge quickly explained.
"Wait a minute, where is the big baby you mentioned?"
Naturally, Li Erpang would not linger on that boring big bed for too long.
After all, it has nothing to do with him.
"Here."
Li Changge pursed his lips towards the corner.
In the corner, I saw a dark, opaque cloth covering something.
Fully two meters high.
Two meters...
Li Erpang instantly thought of Sister Su's height of 1.99 meters, which was like a shadow, overwhelming the sky. He suddenly felt his anus shrink and his hands trembled violently. This had almost formed a conditioned reflex.
But thinking about it carefully, it seems wrong.
The "big baby" under the black cloth has sharp edges and corners, and does not look like a person.
Could it be...
Li Erpang stepped forward quickly.
He didn't notice that Li Changge was behind him. He breathed a sigh of relief, laughed, and tiptoed back.
Li Erpang opened the canvas with great expectations.
In an instant.
A jet-black mecha that was more than two meters tall appeared in front of Li Erpang.
Just as he imagined, the mecha had sharp edges and corners, and the spikes all over its body gave off an evil aura that no one would recognize.
There are actually two huge tires on the mecha's shoulders.
The whole body of the mecha was made of an unknown material, and shone with a cold light under the light.
Li Erpang was stunned instantly: "This figure is perfectly made!"
"Look at the material, the joint structure, the details... tsk tsk tsk."
Li Erpang gently stroked the painting of the mecha, feeling the coldness on his fingers. He was so moved that he almost drooled.
Such a domineering and huge figure, if placed in the room...
I’m so excited just thinking about it!
Perfect!
If it were exposed, it would cause an unprecedented earthquake in the otaku community!
etc.
Which company produced this?
What about the logo?
What about trademarks?
Where?
Li Erpang walked around the "giant model" several times, leaving the cute Alice behind.
He didn't pay attention.
The lights in the basement dimmed a bit.
He didn't notice that at some point, a pleasant fragrance filled the basement.
Faintly...
Smoke fills the air...
Ah, the fragrance is so fragrant...
Is this model spicy?
bass.
Just when Li Erpang was touching him all the way to his head.
A sultry voice came from the model's head.
"Oh, damn, I just can't stand it anymore."
"Stop touching your hands. As a gentleman, I will never allow you to do such indecent behavior on me."
"Mr. beast, please let go of the gentleman in your hands!"
Li Erpang was stunned.
Ah this?
Can you still talk?
Click click click.
The "model" suddenly started to move.
It saw Li Erpang staying where he was.
Then he smiled and said, "Sorry, I haven't introduced myself yet."
"My name is Night Dire, and I am an elegant gentleman."
"Excuse me, do you have any wine?"
"Oh, I have a story."
Such an angry robot is unheard of.
Are all current AIs deliberately made to have this taste?
Why does he always feel like the model in front of him always smells like alcohol when it moves?
wrong.
Li Erpang's feet felt weak.
Only then did he realize that besides the smell of alcohol, there was another strange smell in the air.
Ah, my heartbeat is speeding up.
what happened?
Did his heart beat faster because of this perfect model?
Plop, plop, plop, plop.
Is this love?
Click.
The bathroom door opened.
Su Xiaosu smiled shyly.
…
…
upstairs.
Li Changge felt a little uneasy.
"It won't cause any harm."
Yi Lin estimated that [Indescribable Rosemary] had taken effect, so she stretched out her hand and put away the night dire who kept talking nonsense through the void.
Thinking of Night Dire's translator's accent, Yi Lin was speechless.
That fire source fragment really created a troublesome thing.
Sitting on such a mount always makes Yi Lin feel a little weird.
Don’t think too much about it for now.
Yi Lin directly pressed Nightmare back.
"Probably not." Yi Lin said.
But in fact, he was not very sure. If he thought about it more carefully, Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu were not much different in strength. They should be in a relatively stalemate situation and would not cause any loss of life.
Boom!
suddenly.
The ground suddenly shook.
Li Changge was startled.
boom!
Below, there was a loud noise.
Li Changge was shocked again.
Bang bang bang bang——
There is constant movement.
The whole villa shook slightly, moving again and again, and it was very exciting.
Li Changge cried sadly: "Are you sure?"
Yi Lin remained silent.
After another ten seconds.
In the basement, a tragic roar with a hint of shyness reached the ears of the two of them through many obstacles.
"Brother Su! I'm going to fight you today! Burn! Fat!"
Pah, pah, pah, pah—
Dong dong dong dong dong dong——
The ground looked like it had been blasted by a pile driver.
Li Changge: "..."
Yi Lin: "..."
"solved."
Yi Lin finally completed the side mission.
Received an epic mission reward.
If it weren't for the fact that the mission reward was too tempting and she had to pay it in advance, Yi Lin really didn't want to get involved in other people's marriage affairs.
But now it seems.
--Perfect.
The little fat guy got out of singles at the speed of light.
"Boss, do you call this a solution?"
Even Li Changge couldn't help but complain.
He started to feel a little worried.
Don't get me wrong, it's not the little fat man he's worried about.
But his villa.
If he continued to shake like this again and again, he doubted whether the villa would be destroyed by the two of them.
Of course, Li Changge was simply overly worried.
Although the sound of the two fighting in the basement was very scary.
The little fat man couldn't even beat him, so he even used the final trump card of "Burn the fat!"
But the apostle who has not yet unlocked the lock, this little movement will not cause a villa that has cost a lot of money to build, collapse on the spot, unless they both use full firepower.
Yi Lin originally planned to bring Fatty and Su Xiaosu together, then quietly leave Huating and do good deeds without leaving any name.
But think about it carefully.
He was still a little worried. After finishing, classmate Li Erpang was at a loss. If he got too excited and lost control of his emotions, and accidentally beat Li Changge to death, that would be a bit pitiful.
Yi Lin looked at Li Changge silently and decided to stay and deal with the aftermath.
By the way, Yi Lin dialed a number.
"solved."
A gentle and elegant voice came from behind the phone: "Sorry."
"No need. Congratulations."
"Rejoice together and rejoice together."
Li Changge was very curious: "Who are you calling, boss?"
"hehe."
Yi Lin just smiled and did not explain.
Half an hour later.
Dong dong dong dong——
Da da da da——
Bang bang bang bang——
The movement continues.
There was no pause for half an hour, and Li Changge got used to this rhythm, so he took out a card out of boredom and turned it over and over happily in his hand.
"What kind of reward did Su Xiaosu give you?"
Yi Lin asked casually.
"Heh heh heh heh -" Li Changge had a coquettish look on his face and let out a mean smile. That expression made Yi Lin have the urge to punch Li Changge to death.
"Secret, secret, big secret."
Li Changge originally wanted to show off his brand new equipment in front of Yi Lin, but after thinking about it, he resisted the urge.
But in the end, he couldn't hold it back and said, "Boss, to be honest, I, Li Changge, am invincible!"
Yi Lin: "?"
This kid is so swollen.
never mind.
Since Li Changge didn't want to talk, Yi Lin didn't hesitate to continue asking.
The two of them stayed up bored for another half hour.
The movement below finally stopped.
Yi Lin and Li Changge looked at each other.
Li Changge: "Is it done?"
Yi Lin: "Maybe?"
suddenly.
A voice, with three parts of sadness, three parts of frustration, three parts of anger, and one part of deeply hidden relief, once again penetrated the obstacles and echoed in the villa.
"Fuck ahhhhhhh--"
It was the voice of classmate Li Erpang.
Yi Lin was sure now and nodded: "Well, it's done."
ten minutes later.
The haggard fat man staggered out of the basement.
His eyes were dull.
Eye sockets are sunken.
After a fierce battle, Li Er became so fat and thin that he was almost inhuman shape.
——Of course, it is actually a sequelae of skills, the fat is gone.
He took a few steps and banged against the wall. Li Erpang knocked a gap in the corner of the wall instantly.
The corners of Li Changge's mouth twitched slightly.
But Li Erpang seemed to have lost his soul. He didn't even know that he hit the wall. He changed the direction and walked towards the hall in a daze.
"Be careful, damn, my decoration is expensive."
Li Changge saw Li Erpang bumping around, and finally couldn't help but remind him.
The confused little fat man finally came to his senses.
He followed the source of the sound and looked at Li Changge blankly.
The eyes are getting brighter and brighter.
Then.
"Damn it! Li Changge, you idiot, you actually cheated me!"
Li Erpang suddenly got angry. After struggling for a whole hour, he squeezed out the last strength from nowhere and pounced on Li Changge. He pinned him down on the sofa and punched and kicked him until he died.
Yi Lin quietly turned on [Following Like a Shadow] when Li Erpang came out.
Although the skill effect is not particularly good in broad daylight.
But the slut Li Changge acted like a lightbulb not far away. The listless Li Erpang didn't even notice Yi Lin who was so close at hand, and pounced directly on Li Changge.
"I'm going to let you cheat on me! I'm going to let you plot!"
"I'm gone, ah, ah, ah, ah..."
"You have given me a bright and heroic life!"
"Why don't you give me a Lolita dream that's light and soft and easy to push down!"
"You ruined my dream!"
"I want you to die without a burial place! Wuwuwu..."
Bang, dong, chi, pia, ah, oh, woo woo...
Various sounds gather into a symphony-like chapter...
Very pleasant to the ear.
Yi Lin took a sip of tea.
Still warm.
He knew it well.
Even though Li Changge was screaming after being beaten, his voice sounded full of energy, and his health points should not have dropped too quickly.
If Li Erpang really had murderous intentions, Li Changge would probably be dead in one encounter without being prepared, and would not be able to scream out at all.
Although the little fat man was angry, for some unknown reason, his rationality was not completely lost and the bottom line was still there.
So Yi Lin was very calm.
ten minutes later.
Yilin's tea has long been finished.
Seeing that Li Changge was busy being beaten, Yi Lin was not embarrassed to let Li Changge take a break from his busy work to make another pot, and simply waited quietly.
finally.
Li Erpang finished venting again.
He got up from Li Changge and was startled when he saw Yi Lin drinking tea calmly aside.
"When did you come?"
"just."
"oh."
Li Erpang responded, somewhat unfinished, and was hesitating whether to take a break before beating Li Changge again.
But Li Changge got up with a bruised face and a sad face: "Boss, how could you just watch me get beaten!"
Yi Lin seriously corrected Li Changge's grammatical errors: "I didn't watch you being beaten, I didn't even watch."
Li Changge: "..."
Li Erpang heard this.
Smash it with your mouth and taste it.
His squinted eyes, which were already so small that he couldn't see the eyeballs clearly, formed crow's feet in the corners of his eyes in deep thought.
"Is it you?"
Yi Lin smiled: "What are you referring to?"
"Fuck!"
Li Erpang instantly became furious. The anger he had just vented surged up again, and he was ready to punch Yi Lin hard.
Yi Lin reminded: "Remind you, don't force me to take action."
Li Erpang: "..."
After a while.
The three of them sat down again and talked.
Li Changge rubbed his face sadly, quickly placed an order on his mobile phone, and shipped the most expensive facial masks and skin care products as quickly as possible.
This face is his capital in the world, and he must not be careless.
Li Erpang looked at Yi Lin.
Complicated feelings.
I have a bad saying, but I don’t know whether to say it or not?
But thinking of Yi Lin's strength, Li Erpang decided to hold back what was in his heart and treat it as nothing.
Li Erpang always felt that this guy was unfathomable and had a sinister personality. No, it was very miserable for him to deceive his dream.
But the boat has been made, the rice has been cooked, and it has been cooked into barbecued pork rice. After weighing the pros and cons, Li Erpang decided to put down his thoughts of hitting Yi Lin hard for the time being.
After all, he also beat Li Changge, right?
Who is not beaten by beating?
This tone is enough.
Thinking of this and comforting himself, the little fat man felt much better.
"What benefit did Brother Su give you? I'll give you double... no, why not triple it? Is there anything that we can't discuss carefully? Ah?! Do you have to resort to hurtful means?"
Li Erpang was heartbroken, and every time he thought of what he had experienced in that hour, he could not breathe with hatred.
Yi Lin thought for a while and then said: "Let me tell you, you really can't give double the benefits she gives, let alone triple them."
"grass!"
Li Erpang still didn't understand why Su Xiaosu spent a lot of money to capture him.
A person as insidious as Lian Yilin actually decided to use such a damaging move without hesitation to offend others. It can be imagined that the price Su Xiaosu paid was absolutely beyond imagination.
"That's sloppy!"
If he had known this, he should have given Yi Lin a benefit in advance so that he would not help Su Xiaosu.
"It was neglected!"
He should have expected that with Brother Su's interpersonal relationships, he could count the number of people he could find to help him with one hand.
"I regret it!"
Li Erpang shed tears silently as he thought about it.
Yi Lin saw the little fat man squatting on the sofa and feeling sad, so he comforted him and said, "Actually, he's not that pessimistic."
When Li Erpang heard this, he became even more angry: "My dreams are all gone, and you still want me not to be pessimistic?"
In the heart of every fat house, there is a dream of owning a lolita!
The dream is gone!
Can you not be pessimistic?
As the old saying goes: Without dreams, what is the difference between having a dream and a salted fish?
"Isn't Sister Su strong?"
"Strong is strong, but..."
"Sister Su, doesn't her voice sound good?"
"It sounds nice, but..."
"Does Sister Su have a bad character?"
"It's good to have a good personality, but..."
"Aren't you feeling well?"
"Comfortable is comfortable, but... what the hell?" Li Erpang asked and answered questions. He almost didn't react and cursed: "This is not a question of whether it is comfortable or not, okay! Wait, I'm not struggling at all.
Is this a good question?”
Isn’t it over if you feel comfortable?
Isn't this obviously a sign of disrespect for one's integrity?
Yi Lin didn't bother to point it out, so she chuckled, stood up, and walked towards the door: "For 'us', a plain and simple love story is an unattainable luxury. It can accompany us for a long time."
Companions are rare. Cherish them."
Finally, Yi Lin thought for a moment and added: "You will thank me in the future."
When he said this, he thought of himself.
But Li Erpang's face instantly turned green.
But it’s not easy to attack.
Me? Thank you!
"wrong!"
When Li Erpang saw that Yi Lin was about to leave, he suddenly woke up. I can't stand it anymore. I can run away!
While Brother Su hasn't calmed down yet, would I be stupid if I didn't run?
Humph, you underestimate me, Li Er, for being fat!
When Li Erpang thought of this, he stepped over the slow-moving Yi Lin and rushed out of the door.
Li Changge was lying on the sofa, rubbing his bruised face, looking at the back of the little fat man running away in embarrassment, and said coldly: "Scumbag! Scumbag!"
"Yo yo, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts -"
The muscles pulled at the injured area, and Li Changge twitched his face again and began to cry out.
Let’s talk about the little fat guy.
He felt that escaping this time seemed more exciting than escaping in the trial.
Li Erpang tiptoed on his hands and feet.
I was afraid that the movement under my feet would be too loud, penetrate the ground, spread to the basement, and disturb the terrifying creature that was 1.99 meters tall.
five meters.
Four meters.
Three meters.
Two meters.
Li Erpang realized it.
Even if you run, you have to reach the end of the world.
As long as she runs fast enough, no matter how tall or strong Brother Su is, she can't catch him.
"What a wit!"
Li Erpang silently praised his intelligence.
arrive!
Li Erpang was excited and suddenly opened the door of the villa.
Suddenly.
Countless respectful voices came together from all sides of Li Erpang, and it felt like coming from all directions.
"Congratulations to the fat young master and the young lady on their marriage!"
"I wish the young master and the young lady a long and lasting life!"
“A match made in heaven!”
"Have a son soon!"
"A house full of children and grandchildren!"
I don’t know when.
Countless dark cars surrounded Li Changge's villa.
Hundreds of subordinates of the Li family, wearing black suits, sunglasses and standard bodyguard attire, had already surrounded Li Changge's villa three times inside and three times out in order to prevent Li Erpang from escaping.
Rumble, rumble, rumble——
The sound of propellers whirring could be heard in the sky.
Li Erpang looked up.
I found that above my head, a group of armed helicopters were hovering at low altitude, even forming a neat formation in the air, patrolling in a fancy way, giving a panoramic view of the surrounding environment of the villa without any blind spots.
When Li Erpang saw this scene, what didn't he understand?
His vision went dark, and the little fat man fainted completely.
[Side mission: Capture the little fat man. Mission accomplished! 】