Chapter 419 I am neither Li Erpang nor Wang Tiandi (2 in 1)
Let the time go back ten seconds.
Li Erpang suffered an unprecedented blow.
His fat-burning skills have reached the end of their strength.
Without the strength bonus of fat, his strength attribute has not yet broken through the first level of strength lock, so he cannot cause much damage to Illidan.
Gouzi was on the side assisting in the attack. Erpang classmate saw that the boss's health was about to drop below 30%, and victory was in sight.
But the boss actually transformed.
Transformed into a taller, stronger and faster person.
This is nothing, the most outrageous thing is that after the boss transformed, the health bar that dropped to 30% started to recover.
It has high attack, high defense, high agility, can fly into the sky, comes with a burning aura, and can restore blood. Who the hell designed such a shameless boss!
Apart from not being able to conceive and give birth to a child on the spot, what else can't this boss do?
Li Erpang cried out in his heart: "F*ck."
He almost had the urge to give up, so he simply positioned himself in big letters so that the boss could do whatever he wanted and enjoy the pleasure of you and me.
"If you don't take action, I'm going to be in trouble!"
"I swear, I will never team up with you again in this life! If I team up with you again, I will be a dog! I am a dog! No, I will never team up with you again in my next life!"
Li Erpang roared and mustered up the little strength he had left to see if he could drain the last of the boss's health bar.
In these ten seconds, Li Erpang's inner struggle was extremely complicated, like a vigorous and tragic poem.
But suddenly.
Li Erpang just spat and was about to attack, when a white light suddenly flew towards him.
His first reaction was... a hidden weapon!
This boss doesn’t care about martial ethics!
You've become so perverted that you still throw away concealed weapons?
Do you still want the boss’s face?
But in an instant, Li Erpang squinted his eyes in mid-air and looked at it for a moment.
It doesn't seem to be a hidden weapon.
He was familiar with this light.
It is the light that appears when the prop card is crushed and is about to be activated.
"Ah this?"
The light split into two.
They were submerged into the bodies of Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi respectively.
Wang Tiandi was alone with the dog, panting heavily and almost dying.
This time, the dog dared to slap its chest and roar loudly. It was definitely not paddling, and it was working harder than ever.
It's because the boss is too resistant to grass.
When the light from the prop card appeared out of nowhere and merged into Yi Pang Yi Gou's body, a strange reminder suddenly appeared in front of Li Er Pang and Wang Tiandi.
【You are about to merge with "Wang Tiandi".】
——【You are about to merge with "Li Erpang".】
【Please be mentally prepared.】
Damn it?
Fusion?
How come I didn't know this happened?
Wait a minute!
Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi, one fat and one dog, showed confusion and shock at the same time when they saw the "warm reminder" from the tower.
Wait a minute!
wait a minute.
ah?
ah!
"ah--"
"Woof——"
dark place.
Yi Lin sighed, feeling a little regretful in her heart.
Another trump card prop was just used up.
But now we need to give full play to the combat effectiveness of our teammates, and for the sake of safety, this is the option with the least loss.
Let’s merge! Dog fat!
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[The fusion must be successful card]
【Grade】Rare
[Effect] Click to view details.
[Instructions] Click to view details.
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Under the influence of the mysterious power of [Fusion Must Success Card], Li Erpang and Gouzi looked serious and flew to the side, several meters apart, standing on the same level.
Gouzi and Wang Tiandi shouted loudly at the same time:
"Integration-"
"Woof——woo——"
When the word "fusion" was spoken in unison, a mysterious and incomprehensible understanding emerged in the minds of one person and one dog, like an enlightenment. A mysterious and terrifying fusion technology, with the power of "props"
, directly instilled into the minds of Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi.
At this moment, they seemed to be possessed by Goukong and the arrogant Saiyan prince; at this moment, their fusion skills seemed to have been tempered and weathered; at this moment, no one was as good as Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi.
Dogs know better about fusion!
No one knows fusion better than them!
At the same time, the two people's movements reached amazing synchronization.
Gouzi and Wang Tiandi put their legs in an exaggerated "outer eight" position.
The hands of one person and one dog were raised high, moving in a half arc from outside to inside, and approaching quickly with small steps.
Even the fat man's severely injured and drooped arm seemed to be intact under the influence of the mysterious power. There was a crisp sound of fracture, and he was forcibly lifted up in order to complete this historic fusion action.
"Merge!"
Li Erpang's height is short among humans, and Wang Tiandi's height is tall and strong among dogs. At the end of the fusion action, the breathing, heartbeat, and all frequencies of the two people merge into one, and Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi are tall and strong.
Wang Tiandi's fingertips gently touched the space between a person and a dog.
It was too late to say it, but in fact, all of this happened in the blink of an eye. When one person and one dog merged, Illidan strangely stopped the offensive at hand, opened his mouth slightly, and turned his blindfolded head in their direction, frozen.
He didn't move at the same spot, as if he was restrained by the bold and unrestrained behavior of Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi.
In a flash of light, the figures of Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi disappeared in the dazzling light.
A man with a height of 1.8 meters and a perfect body slowly came from the end of the light through the air.
The dazzling white light has not completely dissipated. A magnetic voice, half as fat as half as dog, sneered and said slowly to the stunned Illidan:
"Who are you asking me?"
Illidan was stunned.
I, I, I didn’t ask!
"I'm not Fatty Li,"
"I'm not Wang Tiandi, Wang Wu,"
"I'm the one who wants to defeat you!"
"If you insist on giving me a name,"
"I am the strongest fusion warrior...Fat Emperor!"
The Fat Emperor smiled, and the light dissipated. He slowly opened his eyes. His vertical pupils were filled with an emotion called confidence. Above the neck of the perfect golden body, there was a dog head with a sharp mouth.
, the kobold grinned, showing his evil charm and arrogance.
Behind the kobold's fat Emperor's butt, a long snow-white dog's tail swayed slowly.
There is also a layer of fine white hair growing on the body surface of Fat Emperor. However, this layer of hair does not look ugly, but it adds a bit of wild flavor to Fat Emperor.
Too, too, too, too rude!
Although this kobold looks quite handsome, Yi Lin, who was hiding in the dark, almost choked on his own saliva when the strongest fusion warrior appeared.
This style of painting is really... too hard to describe.
"Such a complete fusion? Listening to the tone of the 'Fat Heavenly Emperor', it seems that he is not ashamed of the fused posture, but there is a wave of excitement in his tone. Could it be that his personality has been completely integrated? If he calls himself the Fat Heavenly Emperor...
…It should be a brand new personality.”
Yi Lin originally felt it was a pity to lose a rare item, but after seeing the appearance of "The Strongest Fusion Warrior Fatty Emperor", she suddenly didn't feel that pity anymore. Instead, she felt a little lucky that she didn't use this item on herself.
.
If I couldn't think of merging with Gouzi just now...
Emperor Lintian?
Itengu?
"snort!"
Illidan instantly focused all his attention on the Fat Emperor, his face stern, as if facing a formidable enemy.
After snorting coldly, Illidan transformed into the demon form, pushed forward with both palms, and a jet-black light ball with a tail of fireworks slammed towards the Fat Emperor.
"That's it?"
The Fat Emperor laughed, took a step forward, and slapped away the chaotic attack of Illidan's demon form with one palm.
The demonic power that he was so proud of was slapped away by the kobold in front of him, and the corners of Illidan's mouth twitched sharply.
"No! This is impossible!"
"Hahaha!" The Fat Emperor arrogantly crossed his hands and raised his head and laughed: "You know nothing about power!"
Yi Lin couldn't stand it anymore.
This fused personality completely has the word "lang" carved on the dog's head, and anyone who is not blind can see it.
Yi Lin no longer hesitated and took out another card from the storage space.
——[Mediocre banana peel].
This was a family heirloom that had accompanied Yilin through countless crises. Yilin hesitated for a moment, then crushed the card and threw the banana peel at Illidan's feet.
Illidan originally wanted to fly high into the sky and launch a wave of high-altitude bombings to kill this hateful and arrogant kobold.
It also saw that the kobold that suddenly appeared was powerful, but it obviously had a shortcoming... it couldn't fly.
Since you can't fly, there's nothing to be afraid of.
But when Illidan was about to fly, he happened to see a wrinkled banana peel lying on the ground beside his feet.
"Um?"
Illidan subconsciously stepped on it.
…
"Give me that ring!"
After Illidan fell directly onto his back and couldn't fly at all, Yi Lin, who had been hiding for a long time but had been secretly influencing the battle, finally emerged from the shadow state. The moment he appeared, the Shadow Breaking Strike was still brewing, and he
Then he said loudly to the Fat Emperor.
Although the Fat Emperor was a brand new personality formed by the fusion of a man and a dog, the memory was still there. The Fat Emperor snorted disdainfully, but still obediently threw the [Concentric Fraudster Ring] on his finger towards Yi Lin.
His expression seemed to be full of disdain for foreign things like "equipment".
He, the Fat Emperor, is the strongest fusion warrior and does not need this kind of equipment at all!
Yi Lin decisively put on the ring.
The moment two [Concentric Fraudster Rings] are equipped on the body at the same time, the probability of "real damage" on the equipment is directly increased to 100%.
No more probabilities!
As long as the probability is piled up to 100%, all probabilities are clouds!
All attacks Yi Lin makes at this moment will have a "true damage" effect!
"Fat Emperor, hold on tight and attack with all your strength!"
Shadow-shattering blow!
The strange attack tore Illidan's wings completely apart in an instant, exposing his forest-green skeleton. Although the Fat Emperor looked disdainful, his arrogant personality seemed to still contain Li Erpang's original wretched genes.
The Fat Emperor could be seen maintaining a disdainful sneer while his fists and feet were reaching for Illidan's vitals.
"You, you, you—"
"No--"
"No!!!"
Yi Lin was even more merciless in his attacks. His hands danced with daggers, creating dizzying afterimages. Each knife left deep visible scars on Illidan's body, and green blood sprayed all over the two of them. In just a moment, the output exploded.
, causing Illidan's health to plummet in the demonic state.
Illidan stood up angrily...
Yi Lin expressionlessly threw another banana peel at Illidan's feet——
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!
"Ah! Ah? Ah! Oh! Oh! Ah -"
Tens of seconds later.
Illidan's health bar was completely emptied. In the end, the boss didn't even have a chance to say a complete line, so he was aggrieved and was emptied alive by Yilin and a proud kobold, and he walked away very peacefully.
【Obtain the "Contract of Six Evils"! 】
…
"Run out."
As the last [Mediocre Banana Peel] effect came out, the card completely disappeared into Yi Lin's storage space.
When Yi Lin obtained this prop card, it was full of 10 times. He turned the tide for Yi Lin in crisis after crisis and killed many old men in an honest and fair manner. It can be said that he has a lot of achievements. If he wants to get such a practical card again in the future,
I don’t know if the small props for making a comeback happened in the Year of the Monkey or the Horse.
But it's a pity, the prop card is for use. Although Li Erpang and Wang Tiandi merged to form a powerful fusion warrior "Fat Tiandi", the character of Lang Chuhua is a little more uncertain. In order to be safe and secure
To kill Illidan safely, Yilin could only choose this method.
"There's another one!"
After the Fat Emperor "easily" hammered Illidan to death, Illidan's body had not turned into ashes and disappeared. He had already folded his arms and stood proudly in the ruins of civilization, pretending to be cool. When Yilin saw this,
He quickly reminded the Fat Emperor that there was another Six Evil General on the other side.
The Burning Legion soldiers who were defeated by crossing the two worlds of clouds were dragged into the air by the combined efforts of Ning You and Xiao Chuer.
Ning You used his remaining spiritual energy to continuously create mini concrete walls to disrupt the Burning Legion's formation. Although Xiao Chu'er was seriously injured, the apostle's life was extremely tough. As long as his health had not returned to zero, he would
He had the power to fight. I saw Xiao Chuer flexibly swinging in the air with the silk threads spit out from behind her buttocks. Although the damage was not high, she actually completed the harassment mission.
Yi Lin took a look from a distance and roughly understood the current situation, and secretly gave a thumbs up to the two hard-working teammates.
Sure enough, in the trial, if there is no good reason for the apostles to kill each other, there is no need to kill each other. After all, in most trials, the law of strength in numbers is followed.
Unless the immediate interests are so great that they have to kill each other.
The longer an apostle lives, the less likely he is to make enemies in trials.
Let’s use Yi Lin herself as an example.
Through the trials that Yi Lin went through after her "rebirth" this time, those who were able to come out of the other world with Yi Lin became friends. Even if the relationship is not very good, if anything happens, they can still be dragged out to have a picnic together.
That kind of.
Those who were not friends died in the "other world".
make enemies?
impossible.
When the Fat Emperor came to another battlefield with his furry dog tail wagging, his head held high, and steps like a martyr's, the battle between the Night Dire and the Shadow of the Evil God was in full swing.
The armor plates on the two mechas were messily removed all over the floor.
The Night Dire looked extremely miserable. The two wheel wheels behind its shoulders were completely removed and thrown somewhere unknown. A piece of its head was also knocked off, leaving only half of its head.
But even though it was dismantled like this, Night Dire was still riding on the opponent tenaciously, shouting "Who asked you to hurt that girl?" while like a desperate Saburo, punching the armor plate of the Shadow of the Evil God.
hammer.
When Yi Lin saw the blood bar above the head of Shadow of the Evil God, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
After summoning Night Dire and using [Shadow Kill] alternately, his current spiritual energy value is only less than half.
If [Shadow of the Evil God] is still alive and kicking, we may really have to rely on the fusion warrior Fatty Emperor to wear away the remaining health of the boss.
Yi Lin knew in her heart that the fusion warrior Fatty Emperor had extraordinary momentum and full strength, but the fusion effect was at best "one plus one is greater than two", not as outrageous as "one plus one is greater than a hundred". After all, [
The fusion must be successful card], which is just a rare item.
Rare items have an upper limit on their power.
In addition, where the upper limits of Wang Tiandi and Li Erpang were, Yi Lin knew the upper limit of Fat Emperor's strength.
"Let go of that boss!...Let me do it! Woof!"
When the Fat Emperor saw that [Shadow of the Evil God] had been torn apart and its health bar had almost dropped, he immediately became anxious and stopped pretending. He directly raised his palms and killed it.
I'm afraid if I go too late, I won't be able to kill the boss!
As soon as he got excited, Fatty Emperor's handsome dog head let out a melodious wolf howl, attracting the attention of Ning You, who was a hundred meters away, and Xiao Chu'er, who was dangling with spider threads in the air.
"Where did the kobold come from?"
When Ning You looked at it, his face turned pale and his whole body trembled. He thought a new boss had appeared from somewhere.
Xiao Chuer subconsciously had the same idea as Ning You.
But as I looked at it, something felt wrong.
Why does that dog head look more and more familiar?
"What the hell?"
Xiao Chu'er looked more carefully, and the silk-spinning movement of her butt stiffened, and the silk-spinning suddenly stalled, almost falling from the air.
As the fusion warrior Kobold Fatty Emperor joined in, the Shadow of the Evil God made a reluctant "didi" sound as he got on the car. Live ammunition cannons and laser cannons exploded for free, tearing out the armor plate of the Night Dire.
One after another, the laser cannon directly penetrated the Fat Emperor's chest.
But the Fat Emperor was like a male dog in heat, as if he couldn't feel any pain, gritting his teeth and outputting like crazy without saying a word.
In the end, there was only one boss left. After Yilin fully weighed the risks and benefits, he emerged from the shadows and used a "shattering strike" combined with "killing skills" to specifically attack the weaknesses of the evil god's shadow.
To put it bluntly, the Shadow of the Evil God is a mecha, and its body structure is similar to that of the Night Dire. In the engineering college, when Yi Lin was constructing various spells on the Night Dire, he would play with the Night Dire when he had nothing to do.
This kind of mechanical mechanism is very familiar. In just a few breaths, the two arms of the Shadow of the Evil God were forcibly removed by two large wrenches made by Yi Lin using "blood jasmine". It was very tragic.
There are no cards that a boss should have.
Blood Jasmine, haha.
As Yi Lin danced the blood-colored wrench, he was feeling sad in his heart. No wonder "Blood Jasmine" is displayed as a "question mark" in the game world. It's not that the game world can't read the properties of Blood Jasmine, but... he himself put "Blood Jasmine"
I have forgotten the real name of "Blood Jasmine".
With the blood jasmine in this posture, this shape that can be kneaded and caressed, after Yilin completely recovered her memory, she always felt that something was not right.
"..."
Night Dire is indeed a competent vehicle. The two iron fists tightly hold the jets on the legs of the Shadow of the Evil God to prevent it from flying up. Under the crazy output of Yi Lin and the fusion warrior Fatty Emperor, the Shadow of the Evil God's engine oil spurts out.
, the armor dropped crazily, and the health value dropped crazily.
In the ruins of civilization with some rules of the game world, Yi Lin can find a way to kill any monster as long as its health bar is shown.
When the blood volume is close to 30%, Fatty Emperor and Yi Lin have already experienced it, and they are alert in their hearts. Beware of [Shadow of the Evil God] and [Six Evil Generals·Betrayer·Illidan], and create a two-stage transformation.
But what Yi Lin and Fat Emperor didn't expect was that after a few minutes of crazy output, as Fat Emperor punched the Shadow of the Evil God's chest, the mecha that had been dismantled to almost only its torso let out a mechanical scream.
, the whole body trembled a few times, and then stopped moving.
The health points...are cleared!
Boom!
The shadow of the evil god's chest puffed up, and thick black smoke came out.
died!
【Obtain the "Contract of Six Evils"! 】
As the [Six Evil Generals·Shadow of the Evil God] was scrapped, Yi Lin conveniently grabbed the last key prop.
"Humph, vulnerable."
The Fat Emperor first sat down on the ground, but then quickly bounced up, maintaining a perfect posture with his arms folded and his back straight, standing proudly under the dark sky.
it is finally over!
With the death of the last boss, the Burning Legion in the sky fled one after another. They all flew in the direction they came from. Some monsters completely turned into streams of light and disappeared in mid-air, and some flew away gradually, until
Only a small black dot remained.
"This kobold is..."
Ning You covered his sunken chest, looked pale, and approached cautiously.
"Friendly forces, friendly forces."
Yi Lin waved her hands, not bothering to explain.
Xiao Chuer fell from mid-air, and her hand was covering her lower abdomen. Her tight-fitting clothes that highlighted her figure had many small holes, revealing her fair and red tender flesh. This was also Xiao Chuer's.
The reason why I don’t really like using the [Thorn Rose] skill... it’s too expensive.
Fortunately, none of the key parts were exposed, and it was relatively harmonious. Xiao Chuer walked over openly and without any hesitation.
Xiao Chuer looked at the kobold Fat Emperor and stopped talking.
"Could he be... a fat man and a dog...?"
She really didn't know what words and gestures to use to describe the ridiculous speculation in her heart.
Seeing that his teammates were very curious about the origin of the kobold, Yi Lin explained helplessly: "He is the fusion of my pet dog and Li Erpang. It uses a rare item."
"It turns out it's the effect of the props!"
Xiao Chuer suddenly realized.
"Fusion???"
Ning You couldn't laugh or cry.
The Fat Heavenly Emperor had no consciousness of his appearance as a beast, and smiled coldly: "I am neither Fatty Li, nor Wang Tiandi Wang Wu, I am the strongest fusion warrior, the Fat Heavenly Emperor!"
Ning You: "..."
Xiao Chuer: "..."
Yi Lin: "..."
What I fear most is that the air suddenly becomes quiet.
This fat emperor is indeed a fusion of an arrogant dog and a wretched fat man!
Well deserved the strongest!
The friends all ignored the arrogant Fat Emperor.
After Yi Lin explained, Fatty Emperor's style became natural again.
Suddenly.
At this moment.
After the last Six Evils will officially disappear from the world.
A cold gaze fell on the backs of several people.
Including Yi Lin, everyone couldn't help but shudder and tremble in an instant.
That feeling was like someone suddenly using their flowing hair from behind to gently scratch the back of the ears, neck, back, and soft flesh... It sounded a bit charming, but in fact, in this atmosphere, this sudden feeling
Scratching the back will only give people a scary feeling, but will not make people think wrongly.
"Oh woo~"
"..."
Yi Lin's pupils shrank sharply and she looked back.
I saw the shadow floating in the distance, as huge as covering the sky and the earth. In the middle, a horizontal crack slowly opened, and an ominous scarlet light poured out from the crack.
It's...the evil god!
After several people killed the six evil generals, the evil god who served as the background of the battle seemed to come to life and finally changed.
"That's a huge eyeball."
Except for the arrogant and domineering fusion warrior Fatty Emperor, the three of them in Yilin all felt their hands and feet feel cold when they saw the shadow slowly opening its terrifying single eye.
Tyranny, chaos, evil, killing, destruction...
Before the single eye was fully opened, all kinds of strong negative emotions emerged in the hearts of Yilin and the others. In an instant, bloodshot eyes filled the whites of the three of them, and endless bloodthirsty desire suddenly surged in their hearts.
"quick!"
Ning You was trembling all over and urged.
Yi Lin lowered his head and said nothing, and took out the six awl-shaped [Contract of Six Evils].
After the six awls appeared in Yi Lin's hand, they slowly floated in front of Yi Lin, and strangely reorganized into the shape of a dark six-pointed star.
When the black hexagram appears.
this world--
At that moment when the huge eyelids opened slightly, the desolate world was completely frozen in silence.