I guess all the gentlemen who are sitting in front of the computer or using their mobile phones to wait for updates, when they see this thing, their expressions are probably——
Surprised! That’s it? That’s it? That’s it?
WTF? WTF? WTF?
The current time is: 2020-07-23,03:08.
With mixed feelings, I typed this text in advance.
1 minute ago, I just finished writing 16,000 words for today (or was it yesterday?).
The night is so beautiful, even though it's so dangerous, there are always people staying up all night with dark eyes.
first.
My wife is in good health.
Good luck to all my readers, and all the attributes are off the charts.
Next, let’s get down to business.
Let me talk about myself first.
It is estimated that as long as students have a decent reading comprehension, they should be able to understand the four words "remarks on the launch".
The emphasis is on "feeling", "wording" is just a method.
In fact, when I think back on it, my life over the past thirty years is quite difficult to describe.
In the fifth grade of elementary school, I was deceived into a civil and military school in other provinces, where I became a bald monk for 6 years. I read novels and studied in high school for 3 years, barely making it into the top 50 of my grade. Before the college entrance examination, I stayed up all night playing Fantasy Westward Journey... Well, the result is hard to explain.
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I started reading novels in junior high school, and continued in high school and college.
At that time, I was reading the serialization of "Legends of Modern and Ancient Times", as well as various YY articles that were popular at the time.
I feel that the one that has had the biggest impact on me is "Zhu Xian".
Stimulated by the ending of Zhu Xian, I started writing my own novels in my sophomore year and wrote over 4 million words... Two female protagonists died... This is quite tragic.
Later, and later, I never dared to write like this again.
Graduation, exams, work, certification, work, night shift, rescue, marriage, childbirth...
Looking back suddenly, I realized that these past seven years have been completely occupied by an inexplicable life.
Work and life seem to be everything in life.
One day I suddenly remembered what kind of life I wanted.
Perhaps this is a process that every man who reaches the age of 30 must go through.
Re-examine your life.
I went out to smoke a cigarette first, it seemed like the knock was a little heavy.
2020-07-23,03:24.
OK, keep talking.
Let’s talk about something lighter next.
Let’s talk about this book.
Anyway, after a period of inner struggle, I came back to write a book. The new book is pink and tender. Although it may not be very pink, it is definitely tender.
I remember when I first came back, I mentioned this matter to an old reader I had known for nearly ten years (that is, Baozi in the fan list), and his first sentence was: "Everyone is busy with work now, so let's write something more relaxed.
We are all tired from work, and even more tired from watching something too heavy."
I said: "Okay."
As everyone knows, I, like Yi Lin, am a bad namer.
The title of the book...I really can't choose it.
In 2011, there were some titles such as "xx Breaking the Sky", "xx Emperor", "xx God", and "xx Demon".
When I came back and saw it... I was dumbfounded and confused.
What the hell is this?
Hmm...could it be a trend?
Then... there was the book "I Really Don't Want to Become a Natural Disaster".
The title of the book looks like a white text, but in fact it is not the same thing.
Forgive me...I really don't know how to name the book now.
As we all know, this book started from hell. Some readers said that this book had no promotion... indeed, it was only promoted on two category webpages... and then, and then... nothing more.
It’s time to put it on the shelves now.
But I didn’t say anything, and I didn’t want to say anything, so I just wrote.
When I mentioned it to my wife that day, she saw it in her eyes. I was really jealous of my real name. She smashed the silver and it was announced to the whole server... She asked me if this was useful, and I said I wasn't sure...
Maybe?
Then we talked about the cost, and she said...I'll give it to you! The most I can give you is half a month's salary.
Yes! You read that right!!
In the end, it was all on my head!
Uh-huh...but that's not important!
Long live my wife! (sincere face)
So I met you.
That is "you" who are reading this speech.
I had almost no living readers before the silver-colored cuteness of the Empress came down.
Of course there are only a few.
What brought us together?
Is it fate? Is it the past life? Or is it Bruce Wayne’s ability to make money?
No.
This is love - (broken sound!)
Ahem, in short, gradually, the number of readers increased, so I had "you".
Seems a bit pretentious?
But in fact, this is indeed my truest thought.
What is the most fearful thing for an author who truly writes a book with all his heart?
No subscription? No collection? No tickets?
Of course, I must be afraid of these.
But what I'm most afraid of is... the single player.
Lonely.
lonely.
And...cold.
The cool air conditioner is blowing on my back, but there are no readers to complain, and no cute fans to show caring... ahem.
I began to be like before, with someone listening to my thoughts, reading my words, and capturing my youth in the words.
In fact, many of the above words have been brewing in my mind for more than a month, starting from the beginning of the book, because I knew that such a day would come.
But there are thousands of words to write about, but some of them seem to be unclear as to what to write.
In short, as for "feeling", that's about it.
…
Let’s talk about this book next.
Let’s complain first.
Some people may find that some routines are a bit old...
But it’s not actually an old routine.
But I am really old!
I haven't read many novels in the past few years. I remember the last few I read... "Hell Apartment" by Master Fire, "Horror Broadcast" by Master Feilong, and "Zombie Girlfriend" by Aunt Lychee, oh yes,
There is also "Thriller Paradise" by Sanzha Great God. As for the Douluo Dou Po God Tomb, it was earlier, so there is no need to say more.
Quietly: If I say here that I grew up reading their books, will I be beaten to death?
In short, if you think the routine is old... that's because... maybe I haven't seen it (or maybe I've forgotten?), and I don't know if the routine is old or not.
Regarding the protagonist’s subsequent treatment of the murder, I originally wanted to write a dark and perfect crime.
After all, as we all know, the best way to hide a body is to hide it in a mountain of corpses.
If you kill a bunch of people, there will be no way to investigate.
But...people are writing, and God is watching.
Writing like this... will make you cool (404 Crazy Warning).
Perfect crime cannot be promoted.
Isn’t it possible to find the murderer of Conan next door?
no doubt.
Therefore, there is this treatment.
This book is actually two lines, the real world and the other world, which can be regarded as an infinite flow of variants.
I feel that only this way of writing can carry my imagination.
I believe that when many people read the copy of Guiwushan, they will also find that there are many reversals and foreshadowings.
I have laid 45 foreshadowings and 23 reversals! (You may think I am talking nonsense, but you have no evidence!)
I am destined not to be able to write novice novels.
So, I decided to use another way to give you pleasure.
Find foreshadowing.
Sometimes it's just a word, a look, a tone, an action.
It's like the first sentence in One Piece: I've hidden all the wealth in the world there, go find it! One piece of shit!
Well, that's probably the case. Go find the foreshadowing!
(I say it seriously, just take it seriously~)
It seems that I have just written more than 2,000 words... Let's talk a few more words. It's almost 4 o'clock and it's time to go to bed.
In short, this book is not a tragedy!
I am just a person who silently writes books, silently digs holes, silently fills holes, silently tells stories, and silently develops my imagination.
The book is very pure.
If you think there is a place to drive, it must be because you are too skilled in driving. You passed the kindergarten and drove to Qiu Mingshan... It has nothing to do with the author. (Disclaimer)
…
Next: highlight the key points! (Knock on the blackboard, students!)
1. The purpose of this book: I just want to write a story about struggle, helplessness, survival and seeking the origin. (You may be able to understand this sentence if you can look back later.)
Second, there are many characters in this book. Some of you may like it, and some may not. It is normal. This is not a trivial novel, and not every woman who appears is hanging on the five legs of the protagonist. For the moment in this book, the female protagonist
: Ling Yiyi. Second female lead: Molly.
The other female characters who appear are currently not the hero's cup of tea.
This is a world, not a world that revolves around the protagonist. Don’t think that just because a female character is created, it is just for the protagonist. I really can’t write this kind of thing. Only countless characters can form a complete world.
Third, it’s still about character design. What I want to describe more is a change.
A kind of change in each person's personality after experiencing many things.
Just to give a few examples: You think Gu Sinan is annoying...but if one day, she turns into a domineering policewoman in front of others and a charming little daughter-in-law in the back, wouldn't you find it interesting?
Or, isn’t it interesting that Molly, a research genius with high IQ but low EQ, will one day put on a suit, step on a sword, and pierce a strange situation? (Hamster suit?)
Or, wouldn't it be interesting when Xu Zhiyong, who thinks about retirement every day, has no choice but to transform into a green-skinned upper body and charge into battle as a berserker shouting "waaaaah" after everything he has gone through?
Uh...I'm not giving any spoilers, I'm just making an analogy, and it may not develop like this.
Fourth, in short, I just want to write some content that you will find interesting.
For me, the greatest compliment is not something like "It's so cool!" "It's so exciting!" "The pig's feet are awesome!"
But you suddenly came over to me and said: "What the hell? Can you still write like this?"
I will definitely smile knowingly in front of the computer.
…
Next!!! The most important point!! (The blackboard was smashed——)
After chatting for 3,000 words, it’s finally time for the happy ending!
I! Want! Sell! Miserably!
It seems...it doesn't sell very well. It's known to everyone that it's miserable. You also know that it won't sell. It's just that no one wants it, and the editor doesn't like it either.
What can this do?
Well... in accordance with international practice, I would like to thank the editor-in-chief Lan Guangguang for giving me this opportunity!
As for the others... I don't know them either, so I don't know who to thank.
In fact, Brother Guang has a saying that is very right and I agree with it very much.
He said: The only thing that can retain readers is content!
right!
I agree!
Therefore, I will work hard to get back into shape faster, adapt to the current era, and give you "content" that you are unexpected but enjoy.
Let’s talk about the updates you are concerned about——
I hate it!
I look at you every day and say "that's it?" "kdg" "short and weak", doesn't my heart hurt?!
I don’t want to either!
Who told me to rush to the street!
Who asked me to write niche articles?
It’s an article that requires reading with your brain!
Many people think that they have to waste their brains to see it... I am also very helpless!
Ahem - passed.
After being put on the shelf, the chapters will all be large chapters of about 5,300 words, updated twice a day, exceeding 10,000 words. (I will never give you a chance to say that it is short and weak, not even after Jesus comes, I said it!)
I’ll update it for a month first and get two 10,000-day badges for this book to fill up the facade.
In other words, starting at 12:00 noon on July 24th, in 30 days, that is, one month after the launch, about 320,000 words will be updated. (There should be applause here!)
【Super Key Point 1】
Rules for adding more updates: There are more than 20,000 collections on the shelf. I am humble. The subscription ratio is 20:1? or lower. The first order starts at 1,000. For every additional 500 first order, an additional chapter (5,000 words without watered-down chapters) will be added.
An alliance leader (you must have a dream, what if it really happens?)... Then add a chapter. As for Bai Yinmeng? If, if it really happens, I dare to owe you 10 chapters (50,000 words, I said it!)
It is better to die suddenly from exhaustion than to rush into the street.
Monthly tickets... Let’s talk about it, I can’t ask for it.
Because the first month has been full of updates, I will be very happy if I really have the opportunity to pay what I owe. I will remember it in a small notebook and will definitely make up for it in the future! It will never be less! (Quickly book!)
【Super Key Point 2】
Release time: July 24 (Friday) at 12 noon! There may be system delays.
Please subscribe for the first time! (Chapter subscription)
Please subscribe for the first time! (Chapter subscription)
Please subscribe for the first time! (Chapter subscription)
Even if you are just raising books, please give me an automatic subscription!
Because I don’t have a subscription, this book is completely useless!
To be honest, I was mentally prepared for the worst.
Even if there are only about 500 orders per order, as long as I have you, I can write with peace of mind!
As long as I can still have you.
Time: 2020-07-23, 04:05. Finished writing this 4,000-word speech.
The hand speed I have honed in writing medical records and the unique skills I have honed over many years of being single are not unearned.
I'm too lazy to change it, so I'll leave it as it is.
thank you all!
at last--
Requesting first order——(broken sound)
Requesting first order——(broken sound)
Requesting first order——(broken sound)
Release time: July 24th (Friday) at 12 noon!
(ps: The above text hides the hint of the next dungeon theme, go find it!)
In addition: Book Friends Penguin Group is below the introduction.