Because of this, the two little guys were punished.
The one who punished them was not Xu Suizhu, but Lu Chixiao.
"A loving mother and a strict father! I will sing in black face!"
When they arrived at the fishing village, Mr. Lu pulled the child's mother aside and ordered the two boys to take brooms and sweep the courtyard with a fierce look on his face. They swept up the fallen leaves and dead branches and carried them to the woodshed with a dustpan.
"No snacks are allowed before the cleaning is done. If it is too late, lunch will be postponed."
Randomly rummaging through adults' things is the next best thing. The key is to dismantle all the small umbrellas given to him by the boss, which will affect the harmonious married life between him and the mother of the child. It's bad! This nature is too bad! You can't do it without punishment!
The old man felt sorry for his child: "I just want to give him a punishment. Isn't it a bit too much to have to clean up before eating? The two of them are less than twelve years old together. How mischievous your kid was when he was twelve years old needs me to tell you."
Do you want to tell everyone everything? Did you smash whose windowpane? Did you take the lead in picking the flowers in so-and-so’s yard? Just pick one. It’s better for you to just bald yourself.
It caused me to lose my most beloved green peony..."
"Grandpa, that happened so many years ago, can you not mention it?" Lu Chixiao pressed his temples and interrupted the old man helplessly.
I was afraid that his old man would list all the embarrassing and scandalous things he had done since he was a child, and he would always complain about his poor memory, but he remembered this old and rotten old thing very clearly!
"Besides, how can that be the same!" He muttered, "The glass window was clearly an act of righteousness."
Young Master Lu suppressed a smile and answered: "Yes! You have the courage to save the oriole! Without your pebbles to scare it away, it would have unfortunately become a cat's food. It turns out that you have the potential of a sharpshooter at that time!
I admire you!"
Lu Chixiao choked and glanced at Zhuang Yi, who was snickering, and his son, who was ignorant and fearless and followed Silly Le. He decided to give him a backing, moved his wrist and asked word by word: "Boss! You need me to help you figure out your childhood."
A good time?"
"No, no!" Mr. Lu was very happy to be a melon-eater watching the show while cracking melon seeds, but he didn't have to get angry. He changed his words, "You should be punished for doing wrong things. Otherwise, how will you educate your children in the future?
Right? And I think the punishment of sweeping the yard is not too severe, the children should be able to complete it, right?"
After saying that, he winked at Zhuang Yi and comforted him in a voice that everyone could hear: "It's okay! I'm still here to help you if you can finish it!"
"It can be done!" Zhuang Yi straightened his posture, "But Doudou also needs to be punished? I found the box and opened it. It has nothing to do with Doudou. He is still young and doesn't understand anything!"
Lu Chixiao raised his eyebrows, knelt down and asked his son: "Just at home, you and brother Xiaoyi took apart your parents' things randomly. This is wrong. Dad has taught you before that if you do something wrong, you will be punished, so dad punishes you to sweep
The yard. Brother Xiaoyi is responsible for sweeping, and you are responsible for picking up, just like this..." He demonstrated, picking up fallen leaves and dead branches and throwing them into the dustpan, "Can you do Doudou?"
"Yes!" Little Baozi nodded ignorantly.
Lu Chixiao turned to look at Zhuang Yi and said nothing.
Zhuang Yi had no choice but to take Little Baozi with him to complete this punishment task.
After singing the blackface, Mr. Lu chased away his brother who was joining in the fun. He turned around and hugged the child's mother to complain: "I'm a stingy boss, so I just brought a box. I also said that I should save some and go to the health center."
I took turns using them, but in the end, I only used one piece, and it was wiped out by two brats. If I had known..."
"You knew what?" Xu Suizhu couldn't help but want to twist his ears.
Did you know it was all used up last night? Did you think this was food or drink? Asshole!
"Can't you be more serious? You keep talking about everything!"
"Ahem, it's just you and me right now, and there's no one else."
"That's not okay!" Xu Suizhu rolled her eyes at him, "You still have the nerve to punish your son! I think you are the one who deserves the punishment the most! Can you put this thing away casually? You need to keep it better, will the children see it?"
Lu Chixiao choked: "...Okay, okay, I will also punish you and sweep the yard with them!"
In this way, the first and second children swept the yard of the old house until not a single fallen leaf could be seen.
When Xu Xiuyuan came over to call them to eat, she saw the green brick floor that was so clean that you could roll on it. She couldn't help but praise a few words: "I heard A-Lin say that you guys are sweeping the yard. I didn't expect it to be true. A-Xiao
You are so diligent, please eat more for lunch!”
"Thank you, aunt!"
"The two children are well-behaved, not naughty, and they even help the adults with housework!" Xu Xiuyuan couldn't help but give a thumbs up to the two children, and after that, each of them received a big red envelope, saying it was lucky money.
"Just keep what your aunt gave you!" Xu Suizhu nodded towards Zhuang Yi.
Only then did Zhuang Yi accept it. After Xu Xiuyuan left, he secretly asked Xu Suizhu: "Auntie, Doudou and I were clearly punished for sweeping the yard, but my aunt praised us. Why didn't you explain to her?"
"What's the explanation? Is it true that you two are sweeping the yard?" Xu Suizhu asked.
Zhuang Yi nodded.
"Is it true that it's clean?"
Zhuang Yi nodded again.
"Isn't it over then?" Xu Suizhu, the King of Hustlers, held back his laughter and rubbed his head before entering the house.
Zhuang Yi scratched his head in confusion, picked up the little bun and followed behind and asked, "That's different!"
"What's the difference?" Xu Suizhu asked with a smile.
"The nature is different." Zhuang Yi said seriously, "Just like when my uncle broke the window glass to save the oriole when he was a child, it is of a different nature than breaking the window glass deliberately for fun."
Mr. Lu, who had packed up the broom and dustpan and washed his face, staggered when he heard this:
That's enough!
How many times will I have to be told about the stupid things I did when I was a child, when my brain cells were not fully grown?
…
In this era, Chinese New Year is definitely children’s favorite holiday.
Not only is there food, drink and fun, but you can also sit in front of the TV and watch programs.
How can I usually get such treatment? After dinner, I wanted to watch a cartoon, but their father kicked me: "Go! You bastard! Are you done with your homework?"
If you don't finish your homework, you will definitely be bombarded - Laozi! Are people who haven't finished their homework qualified to watch TV?
If you finish your homework, you will be kicked out - go to bed after finishing your homework! Children should go to bed early and get up early, so why not watch TV!
Children have no human rights!
There are no such worries during the winter vacation, because the primary school students’ winter vacation homework is completed at the beginning of the vacation at the speed of a rocket taking off.
And during the New Year days, you can search for TV programs during the day.
New Year's Eve has not yet arrived, and the rehearsals for this year's Spring Festival Gala are still in full swing. The Spring Festival Galas from previous years have been brought out first to suit the occasion.
A few little radish heads, each with a small bench, and each with a bowl of assorted dried fruits composed of peanuts, chestnuts, fried soybeans and other types of fruits, sat in a row in front of the TV, looking up at the sketches on the TV.
Crosstalk, smiling so hard that one’s teeth can be seen clearly.
I don’t know if they really understood it or if the audience in the audience laughed and they laughed too. In short, they were a group of super fans of cross talk and sketches.