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Chapter 826 Listen, is it human?!

Teacher Xu really didn’t know what to say.

Yesterday, I saw that everyone was quite scared. Even though they were not like the female compatriots who were so scared that they hid in the inner cabin at the beginning, they were still far away from the railings. How could they not be afraid after spending the night?

Not only did he become a conductor of marine animal performances without any guidance, but he also rushed to feed them... It seems that women are not the only ones who are fickle, but men are not the least willing to give in.

Fortunately, Xu Suizhu knows her group pets very well:

One is gluttony, there is nothing that a spoonful of fish food mixed with the best bait can’t fix; if that doesn’t work, then two spoonfuls!

Second, they love to show off. No matter how big or small, the louder the cheers from the crowd, the more excited they become. What’s the point of performing a tiger leap in the air? When they are excited, they can also dance in the sea, which is as exciting as synchronized swimming. I still remember the summer vacation.

At that time, these two big guys were still dancing around Fuju Island amidst the applause and cheers of the tourists. The scene was really... as lively as possible.

The third is that they like to ask for rewards. To put it bluntly, they are greedy. In order to get a bite of the best bait, they will throw their own face of the ocean overlord on the ground and rub it... When they get the bait they like, they will do all kinds of cute things.

Let me ask, how aggressive can such an ocean overlord be?

Of course, being passive doesn't count. Rabbits bite people when they are anxious! Just look at the fate of the sharks. The boss usually doesn't take action, but when he does, he will be fierce and accurate.

So as long as you don't provoke them, it's still easy to talk.

So, Xu Suizhu asked Li Xiu'e to tell the male and female compatriots watching on the deck that it was OK to feed and cheer them, but they must not make any aggressive moves towards them.

"Don't worry, they all know it." Li Xiu'e said.

Then he didn't know what he thought of, he chuckled and said: "I know why my sister-in-law suddenly became enlightened last night and stopped being so stubborn. She was frightened. You don't know, she had a nightmare last night and cried like a ghost.

It woke up everyone in the left and right rooms. Lao Jin was worried and asked me to go next door to sleep with her in the middle of the night. I only found out the reason after listening to her talking in her sleep all night..."

Xu Suizhu couldn't help laughing when she listened to her vivid retelling of Jin Liping's sleep talk: "Is it that scary? Did it really hit her yesterday?"

"It didn't hit her, but it fell close to the tip of her nose and fell to her feet. Then the nightmare did this, and some monster chased her and bit her, poof..."

Li Xiu'e couldn't help but laugh a few times before continuing: "That's good. It saves you the trouble of being a monster like yesterday during the day and traveling back and forth for half a month. You have to be like yesterday and worry so much! It's better now, no.

If you dare to make a fuss, I asked her to have breakfast with her this morning. She has been hiding in the conference room watching videos. It was as if it was harming her to drag her to the deck to breathe fresh air. She refused to go. "

Xu Suizhu: "..."

Xin said: If she uses this as a model to write a paper "On How to Deal with Rotten Peach Blossoms", will there be a market?

Well, no matter what, the rotten peach blossoms that bloomed on Baozi's head withered away can be regarded as an unexpected harvest. It seems that I will reward Diandian and Xiaohu later.

Speaking of watching the video, Li Xiu'e couldn't help but want to laugh again.

The female compatriots in the supervision team were still watching Qiong Yao drama, but the topic of conversation suddenly changed:

In the past, everyone was accustomed to view the development of the plot from the perspective of the heroine, closely following the emotional changes of the mistress, crying with her, laughing with her, and berating other characters in the play...

Now, after being prompted, my mood suddenly brightened, and I resolutely sided with the original partner. Looking at the plot from the original partner's perspective, the one who was scolded was naturally the mistress.

In this case, the most unlucky person was Jin Liping - she was caught in a group of people who were full of indignation and denounced the mistress. She just followed the heroine into the scene with tears in her eyes, and then she was suddenly out of the scene.

Anyone who sees the tragic point wants to shed a few drops of cat urine and feel aggrieved for the heroine, but suddenly hears the colleague next to him rudely scolding Xinyue Gege, and can cry.

There were just two traces of tears hanging on my face, and I listened in confusion as the people on the left and right scolded me at the same time:

"You're crying! My first wife didn't even cry, but she started crying first. Why are you so aggrieved? Is she the one who interferes and destroys other people's marriages? Is she the one who steals other people's husbands and breaks up other people's families? What?

She did it all, and you still feel aggrieved? Is there anyone out there who doesn’t feel aggrieved? It’s so shameless!”

"Isn't it! After becoming a bitch, you still want to build a memorial arch and say, 'I'm here to join this family, not to break it up.' Ugh...I'm going to vomit! Husband and wife, monogamous,

Where do I need you to have a mistress and a concubine?"

"The most annoying thing is that she is very good at pretending. In one episode, she served tea to the principal wife... Yes, yes! This is the episode where she hangs around in front of the principal wife every day, making her angry and making her look like a new moon.

How aggrieved Gege is... Oh my god! When I watched this episode for the first time, I felt sorry for her and felt sad... And in this episode, you are aggrieved by cleaning the table, and the table makes you suffer.

Are you still afraid that people won’t know what you are doing? You also said that you are asking for forgiveness from your wife. Is this the way to ask for forgiveness? Is this poking people’s hearts and adding salt to their wounds? Anyway, I can’t stand it anymore...

"

"..."

Jin Liping was completely out of character.

When your ears are filled with one-sided sarcasm, no matter how sad the plot is, it becomes a joke.

She wanted to yell: If you can't stand it, then don't watch it! Who forced you to watch it? If you don't want to watch it, why don't you let others watch it? It's not over yet!

But who makes the journey boring?

The supervision team is not like the employees of the Institute of Oceanology, who work on the ship and in the unit. The members of the supervision team are very relaxed even if they have tasks. Like surveying and mapping records, they select three or five time points in a day to keep track.

Recording is enough, and I have nothing to do at other times. Looking at the sea view for a long time is boring. The men can also play cards and brag. Now there is an additional pastime of making friends with the group. The women can take enough pictures with the little tiger as the background.

After taking photos, the only fun left is watching Qiong Yao dramas. You can’t carry a camera all day long and take pictures, right? Doesn’t film cost money? Watching videos is the cheapest!

So, after complaining about "Crescent Moon Princess", everyone was still upset, so they found "Yilian Youmeng" and read it a third time.

The heroine in this drama is also a confused mistress who talks about "love" all day long. The male co-star's lines are even more destructive: "You just lost a leg,

Zi Ling lost her entire love"...

Listen! Is this human language?

Is love more important than legs? Or the legs of a dancer! Can you fall in love again after falling out of love? Can you find love again if you lose it? Can a broken leg grow back?


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