"Is this just a case of a husband having sex with a wife?" Xia Mingli asked narrowly.
Lin Yujuan retorted arrogantly: "Why should a husband follow his wife? It's only right for a woman to follow her husband! He will follow me!"
"Hahahaha!" everyone laughed.
"What are we talking about? I'm so happy! Before I even entered the corridor, I heard my teacher Lin's silvery laughter."
Fu Zhengyang asked Lu Chixiao to come over to eat.
"You learned this bit of Chinese knowledge when you were studying, didn't you? You just laugh like a silver bell every time..." Lin Yujuan scolded him.
"How can we, Mr. Lin, not be as well-educated as we are?" Mr. Fu chuckled, "Look, I even brought a seafood pot over to pay for the food."
Lu Chixiao came here after picking up the child. Little Baozi and the teenagers had never known each other before, and now they have a close friendship! He jumped in and joined the ranks of the teenagers familiarly.
"Xiaoyi has competition tutoring today. He has to go to school until five or six o'clock. I will pick him up before going back." Lu Chixiao sat down next to the child's mother.
Fu Zhengyang placed the seafood pot in the center of the table and lit the alcohol seat below. In winter, eating while cooking is more atmospheric.
Everyone was talking and laughing and just about to start eating, when the door was carefully pushed open and a yellow-haired head poked in.
"Li Zhenhe!" The four teenagers stood up in unison, "You are not allowed to cause trouble!"
"What trouble are you making! Didn't you see that I came to deliver food?"
Li Zhenhe smoothed back his slightly long bangs, and when he saw Lu Chixiao was there, he subconsciously swallowed back the words "You are blind" that came to his lips.
He took two steps forward and put the large stainless steel lunch box on the table without squinting: "What about that? My dad asked someone to bring it. My mom braised the yellow beef. It tastes pretty good. Please eat it!"
"
With the characteristic drake voice of a teenager who is changing his voice, he explained his purpose of coming, then turned to leave, but was stopped by Lu Chixiao.
"Why are you running! Since we brought the food, let's sit down and eat together. Ayang, move aside."
"No problem!" Fu Zhengyang made an empty seat, pulled a plastic stool over, patted the stool with a smile on his face and motioned for Li Zhenhe to sit down, "Come on, come on, you're welcome! Look, I just brought a pot, no
Have you sat down too?"
Li Zhenhe: "..." He really wasn't here to join us.
Isn’t it just pheasant, wild duck, stream fish, and river shrimp! It’s not like I haven’t eaten it before... Well, I have never eaten pheasant and wild duck, but he also wants to save face, and he did it once with Cheng Jinkang and others
After the festival, even if the two parties met on the corridor, they would not look sideways, wishing that the king would not see the king.
It was a coincidence today that I went to the supermarket on the first floor to buy soda at noon. I saw Zhang Zituo cleaning the room next to the supermarket. The aunt at the cashier asked him how he bought so many vegetables. The boy said that he didn't buy them, but that he caught pheasants and wild ducks.
Yes, the fish are caught. I will treat Teacher Xu and others to dinner in the evening. Thank you teacher for helping them...
Li Zhenhe couldn't help but think of the box of quit smoking candies Xu Suizhu gave him.
Don’t tell me, sugar really has an effect!
After eating it for less than a week, his craving for cigarettes was no longer as strong as before. As long as he didn't see other people smoking, he wouldn't even think of touching his trouser pockets throughout the day.
I couldn't help rubbing the tip of my chin and thinking: Zhang Zituo and the other boys invited the teacher to dinner after receiving some favors, so does he have to do the same?
By chance, his father asked a friend to bring him a lunch box of his mother's braised yellow beef - this was his favorite dish at home, but now that he lives on campus and the school is far away from home, it is a rare occasion for him to eat it.
If you really want to give it away, this is the only beef you can get.
After hesitating for a while, I decided to bring the beef over.
A box of yellow beef is worth a box of quit-smoking candy... Regardless of whether it's worth it or not, he doesn't want to take advantage of others! To avoid being laughed at by those poor boys.
Little Baozi's eyes lit up when he heard braised beef.
Worried that if Li Zhenhe didn't sit down to eat, his parents would return the lunch box with the beef. He quickly slid off the table and ran to Li Zhenhe's side, dragging him to sit down: "Brother Huang Mao,..."
Everyone was amused as soon as he said it.
Li Zhenhe gave a knowing blow and his face turned red like a monkey's butt.
Dye it back! Dye your yellow hair back to black when you get back!
I usually hear senior students call him "Huangmao" and some adults call him "Huangmao boy", but I don't think it's a big deal. Why am I so ashamed today when I hear a first-grade kid politely call him "Huangmao brother"!
It felt like I had been shot in both knees.
Cheng Jinkang and the other three turned their heads away, wanting to laugh but trying not to laugh out loud, which made Li Zhenhe even more annoyed and wanted to run away.
Lu Chixiao poured him some dark beer brought from Sri Lanka, and handed the bottle to Cheng Jinkang across from him, gesturing for them to have some too.
"Listen to me: We are all classmates, and we have to live in this building until graduation, and we can't see each other when we look up. How uncomfortable is it to be so awkward? Let's drink away all the grudges! After drinking this drink, the unpleasantness of the past will be over.
Come on! Oh, students can't drink, right? A few sips are fine, Teacher Xu, I'll carry it for you."
Mr. Fu yelled and shouted: "Brother Xiao, have you approved this from your sister-in-law?"
Lu Chixiao tilted his head and smiled at the child's mother, then whispered in her ear.
"Brother Xiao, are you using a beauty trick? This is a foul!" Mr. Fu made a fool of himself.
Lu Chixiao kicked him under the table: "Did you hear what I said again? Are you listening to me?"
"I didn't hear it." Mr. Fu said honestly.
"I heard it!" Lin Yujuan, who was sitting on the other side of Xu Suizhu, put her hands on her hands and laughed, "Fu Zhengyang, you really need to learn from Brother Xiao in this regard. He said that when you go home, you should kneel down on a durian shell and bear a thorn bush to apologize."
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
Mr. Fu slapped his thigh and laughed wildly.
These two guys!
Xu Suizhu was laughed to the point where her ears felt hot.
It was obviously Baozi's father who took the initiative to kneel down on the durian shell, and he was the one who was ridiculed by the group, but he looked calm and the old god was there, but it was her who wanted to cover her face.
"I never thought durian shells could be of such use?" Lin Yujuan finished laughing and thought this "punishment method" was quite novel. She gave Fu Zhengyang a meaningful look, which shocked the man, and then turned around with a smile and asked Xu Suizhu if she still had the whole durian.
?She also wants to collect a portion of durian shells.
Fu Zhengyang said hurriedly: "Why collect this? You are not afraid of being stabbed!"
You're kidding! Can you kneel on that thing? It's hard and prickly, like a hedgehog. Compared with this, the washboard looks so gentle and cute! I won't find the washboard hard anymore.
"Don't be afraid! Anyway, I'm not like someone who often makes mistakes. The washboard at home is almost worn out by you. With the durian shell instead, we won't have to replace the washboard so frequently in the future."
"..."
Women, women, are all this crazy?
Good luck!
"What do you women think? Who will give you happiness after your men become crippled..."
As soon as he finished speaking, his wife gave him an iron palm.
"What are you saying in front of the students? It's obscene!"
"..."
What did he say? What was wrong with him saying happiness?
Mr. Fu reluctantly pulled Brother Xiao into an alliance.
"Brother Xiao, I was wrong! I shouldn't have laughed at your joke just now!"
Lu Chixiao looked at him sideways with a smile but not a smile: "Not only do you look at it, you also laugh the most vigorously."