One hundred and fifty, grab a daughter-in-law and go back to the mountain
The little guy who couldn't get a seat on Woniu Mountain saw that the main entrance of the Washington Palace was still closed, and yelled at the top of his voice what the second master had taught him. He felt that his left armpit was extremely itchy, and he thought
He stretched out his hand to scratch, but he still held the slippery pieces of cloth in his hands. The itch became more and more obvious, so he put his arm against his body and rubbed hard. The ragged burlap clothes were quite enjoyable to rub.
Probably there were some fleas on the tattered straw mat he slept on, which was older than him. Ergouzi spat thick phlegm on the face of the right one of the two stone lions with teeth and claws next to the majestic central gate, and looked at the sticky phlegm.
The thick phlegm slowly slid down the majestic mane of the stone lion. He felt a little proud, so he coughed hard twice and spit on the face on the left side.
Er Gouzi was proudly admiring his masterpiece. If he had still been left to be a beggar at the foot of the mountain, he would have been saved. At this moment, the evil servants in Washington came out with the big dog and beat him half to death before throwing him into the street.
, how could he be like now, afraid of the force of the second master behind him, and dare not take action against him.
After all, life on the mountain is more pleasant than down here. Not only can I drink and eat meat with my big brother on the mountain every now and then, but there are not so many rules to abide by. There is only one, which is to respect the headmaster who seems to be a little unclear in his mind, and martial arts.
The powerful second master came second. There were two people on Woniu Mountain who did not take this rule seriously. Taking advantage of the fact that the second master was no longer around, they ridiculed and mocked the first master in every possible way. Their corpses were still scattered in the fields and no one restrained them.
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A bolt of silk, a footlong damask, and a envelope of silver. Ergouzi has been holding it in his hands since he came down from Wo Niu Mountain. His arms are naturally sore and numb, so he has no choice but to sit down on the steps in front of the central gate of Washington DC.
Go up, but he jumped up again in a moment. Being exposed to the sun for so long, the stone surface not only burned your buttocks, it didn't take much effort to crack an egg on it and it was cooked.
He smashed and smashed his lips, which were dry and cracked. Just as he was about to call the second-in-command again to teach him how to speak, the side door of the Washington Palace opened a small crack, and two people suddenly rushed out. Before Er Gouzi could say anything, they used their grabbing skills.
After twisting his joints, the other person covered his mouth to prevent him from making any sound, and the two of them worked together to escort him in through the side door. It took less than ten seconds in total.
At the far end of the high wall of Washington DC, Zhang Bashun, who was watching the movement in front of the door, breathed a sigh of relief, relaxed his hands and feet, and got down from the wall.
Is Wu Erlang really so bold, or does he have no one available at all, so he sent such a boy to the city? It's really a joke to call him a betrothal gift in the name of it.
The two bodyguards from the Wuhe Escort Bureau were about to take the ragged Woniu Shan gangster to the main hall. They allowed Hua An, the master of the Washington Mansion, to be upset, but they were not prepared. His hand was bitten hard by the bodyguard.
Although he was very angry, he did not use any methods against him. He only took out his hand and reluctantly escorted him to the main hall before letting go.
"People from Woniu Mountain?"
The elegant spices smoked in the main hall of the Washington Palace couldn't suppress the sour smell of Er Gouzi who hadn't taken a bath for many days. The people in the escort agency were better, but the owner of the Palace, Hua An, couldn't help but cover his face with the smell, secretly
He took off the sachet from his waist and smelled it, then he felt a little relieved and asked.
When Er Gouzi saw his appearance, his black eyes rolled around. This was probably the second head of the family who had told him that he was an old man from Washington who looked both male and female, so he replied in a fairly respectful manner:
"yes."
"Thanks to the love of the two masters of Woniu Mountain, my daughter has been promised to the son of the Sun family in the north of the city long ago." Hua An moved his sleeves embroidered with flowing clouds away from his face and said, "Why don't the masters look for a good match?
Mr. Hua heard that Mr. Wu Er was in charge of the capital in Yanggu County.
In the first place, the most important thing is to talk about morality and justice, and to win people's love is always a bad thing."
"But if you promised your daughter out early, what will we do as the head of the family?" Er Gouzi sat with his feet up on a red rosewood stool in the center of Hua'an's main hall, opened his shirt and fanned himself vigorously, "We two
It's good if the head of the family doesn't dislike your daughter, but it doesn't matter if you're the head of the family, as long as she's pretty, I think everyone in Heqing County says your daughter looks like you, so her appearance won't be any different."
Hua An, who didn't know whether to respond with a smile or become furious, thought for a moment before speaking again:
"If the head of the family wants to marry a wife, there is nothing he can do about it. Mr. Hua has quite a lot of money..."
"Silver, silver, silver, silver again, this is all about the silver!" Ergouzi said angrily, "The boss doesn't have a wife to sleep with at night, so he can't sleep soundly. Is it possible that he doesn't sleep with your daughter?
Sleep with your money?"
If they hadn't been hired by the government, most of the Wuhe Escorts present would have laughed so hard, but now they had to hold back their smiles and maintain their dignity, which was really not easy. If this guy from Woniu Mountain was a little more alert,
, knowing what kind of situation he has fallen into, he is probably kneeling down to beg for mercy at this moment, but this man is a good person, and he dares to criticize the master of Washington.
"The second master said that these things can be regarded as the betrothal gift for the first master." Er Gouzi handed over the silk silk and the envelope of silver that he had been hugging tightly, and the steward of the Washington Palace stepped forward to take over, "
With these many betrothal gifts, wouldn’t it be a good idea to invite your daughter to go to the mountains to be the wife of a villager and live a happy life?”
Hua An caught a glimpse of the sweat-stained Lingluo in the steward's hand and was speechless for a moment.
"The second master said that he will come to welcome the bride in person in three days." Er Gouzi patted his butt and stood up from the stool, "If the palace is not happy, then we, the second master, will snatch her back by ourselves."
"Why are you sitting on this thing that rich people sit on, but it's not as comfortable as the grass mats on the mountain? It's so embarrassing."
Ergouzi cursed and walked out of the main hall, taking the red rosewood stool with him.
After all, this is a thing for rich people to sit on. Although it is uncomfortable, after all, after taking so many things, I still feel unhappy if I don’t take some things back to the mountain. One climb is still worth two yuan, no matter how bad it is.
It can also be chopped and burned as firewood.
In the main hall, Wuhe Escort Bureau and people from the Washington Palace watched him walk out in a big way, dumbfounded. Several escorts were actively asking for help to teach the guy a lesson. They didn't tell him what happened, but they would at least make him suffer some hardships. They couldn't.
Keep up this arrogance.
However, the master of the Washington Mansion had no such thoughts at all, and just waved his sleeves, as if to sweep away the stench brought in by Ergouzi.
....
"The second in charge! The second in charge!"
Ergouzi, who was in high spirits, carried a stool in his hand and a roll of something unknown under his arm, and went up the mountain through five or six light and dark whistles on Wo Niu Mountain, shouting loudly.
"Er Gouzi, what are you doing?" A man dressed as a small leader from Woniu Mountain came over, slapped him on the back of the head, and said in a low voice: "Have you brought anything with you when you came back from the mountain?"
"Take it with you." Ergouzi mysteriously took off the thing from his armpit, "I just bought it from the city market in the county. The price was two or three yuan of silver, which was reduced to two or two."
He couldn't wait to tear open the oil paper wrapped around the roll, and the smell of rough ink suddenly came out. Ergouzi saw the little boss on Woniu Mountain staring at the scroll intently.
After reading the content, I was curious and went over to take a look. It turned out that two naked people were fighting there.
Before he could see clearly, the little boss rolled up the painting, knocked a chestnut on him and said, "Where are the remaining three taels of silver? Hand it over."
Ergouzi obediently took out two pieces of silver from his arms and handed them back. He couldn't help but mutter: "It's just two people fighting naked. What's so interesting about it, why do you need to spend two taels of silver?"
"You know nothing." The little boss rolled up those words as if they were treasures, and then put away the two pieces of silver. "You will know when you are two years older."
In this barren mountain, you can't get a wife even if you have money, and you have to worry about the government and people, so you don't dare to go to the brothels at the foot of the mountain to relieve the heat. In recent days, I can't bear to look at the white buttocks of several bald men.
I'm drooling, don't you want to make a pornographic picture like this? Otherwise, how can you just hug a big tree?
Seeing that the little leader was satisfied and walked away, Ergouzi dared to touch the small piece of silver around his waist. Although it only weighed two coins, it was real silver.
When I went to the market to buy the painting, it cost only two taels of silver, but he begged for nothing and wore out the stall owner's patience, so I gave him two taels of silver cheaper. The extra two taels of silver,
But it's not his anymore.
"What did the master of the Washington Palace say?" A dull voice came from behind Er Gouzi. He turned around and saw that it was the second master, and hurriedly replied:
"There's nothing to say. I'm just a coward, and I want to get some money out of the way." Ergouzi grinned and said, "But there are two people there who are really strong. After the younger one was captured, he made a lot of money.
Didn’t pull away.”
"I don't blame you." Wu Erlang pondered for a moment, and the two lying silkworms frowned slightly, "Those two people are probably at the martial arts level, and they are not easy to deal with a kid like you."
The owner of the Hua Mansion in Heqing County seems to be Hua An. He had heard about it when he was the head of the capital. He made a fortune last winter and hired two warriors to guard the gate. It was nothing, but if he thought that spending money to hire two
It would be a big mistake to frighten him if a paper warrior comes to visit the nursing home.
Wu Erlang regarded the old warrior who took him to travel around the mountains and rivers as an old father. If his master hadn't passed down this skill to him, it would have been difficult for his brother to kill the adulterers and adulterers, not to mention becoming the king of the mountain.
Not to mention that the traitor, who was quite powerful in the family, was afraid of his martial arts level, so he just gave up and refused to pursue the case.
The old martial artist hoped that Wu Erlang would inherit his skills and reimburse the court, but now the path he was taking was completely opposite to the path his master wanted him to take.
Is he wrong? Or is his master wrong? Maybe... both are right.
Regardless of whether his mother was wrong or right, he stretched his muscles and ordered dozens of skilled men on the mountain to prepare to go down the mountain and grab a wife for his brother back to the mountain.