Even cheating on a phantom cat made him terrified. He was afraid that one day Qin would turn evil and come to settle the accounts with him. How could he still want to give Qin's niece... Then wouldn't he, Mo Fei, be in trouble?
So he has absolutely nothing wrong with Jim!
If it were a pair of aunts and nieces... Bah! If it were a pair of aunts and nieces, there wouldn't be any unreasonable thoughts. He is a handsome young man, honest and reliable little wolf. He will definitely not be as shameless as Captain America.
, what kind of dirty thing is the aunt and niece taking all?
I, Murphy, am an honest man!
But Michaela doesn’t believe it!
He forced Murphy to swear in the name of God that if he had any dirty thoughts about letting Qin and Aunt Jim do that, he would be struck by lightning and die badly!
All in all, I finally deceived Michaela... Bah! I've stabilized it.
Well, speaking of God, who is this old man? Why do so many people swear by him? Strange!
Without those complications, according to Michaela, this girl named Jim is a very good person, kind, enthusiastic, generous, has high emotional intelligence, and is a good best friend.
Who is Murphy? Judging from Murphy's 25-year-old experience today, Jim looks really good. Even excluding the fact that she is Qin's niece, this girl is 17 years old and is still a virgin. This high school female student at the party
They are as rare as giant pandas, which fully illustrates her self-discipline and self-love, which is much better than the charming bitch named Amanda next to her.
In fact, in Murphy's heart, Jim is just like Little Spider, they are his aunts and nephews, nieces, and descendants. He can only teach them sincerely. Only those who are unbearable at heart will see others as unbearable!
The school party held by Michaela and the others is basically a big party, carnival-like. The students can have fun as they want as long as they don't cause trouble.
Sitting with Michaela and other little girls, Murphy could be said to be a little red among the thousands of flowers.
At first, they thought that Murphy was the kind of honest guy who didn't even know how to strike up a conversation, but later they discovered that Murphy turned out to be the kind of person who was quick to talk and talk eloquently, making the group of little girls giggle with his witty remarks.
!
The gathering place is close to a lake and a mountain. The scenery is beautiful and it is an excellent place to have fun.
Some were swimming in the lake, some were barbecuing next to the oven, and some were playing ball. Jim and the other little girls also brought raw food to play barbecue.
"Do you want to play barbecue? I want to play too." Murphy rushed into the group of women enthusiastically.
Of course those women were willing to give Murphy this face.
Murphy was in front of the oven, recalling the process that Mindy had taught him before, including when to brush with oil, when to add seasonings, and when to turn over.
While grilling, Mo Fei sighed a little. It seems that Mingdi has a really high IQ. He can pick up everything quickly and become better and better quickly. As far as cooking skills are concerned, he is already comparable to those of hotel chefs.
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"Maybe take Mindy for an IQ test sometime?"
As I was thinking wildly, Murphy's chicken wings were ready.
[Created a piece of garbage and gained 1 experience point.]
[Cooking Skill Level 1: Warning! Warning! Biochemical virus makers are out there. The biological weapons they create are extremely powerful, cruel in their death process, and have the power to exterminate the human race! Hot chicken, you should switch to military industry, as this has a better future!
(Experience 13/100)】
[Chicken wings wrapped with viruses - the manufacturer has strong biochemical skills. This kind of chicken wings is simply a murder weapon, enough for a person to suffer from diarrhea and dehydration shock. 】
The corner of Murphy's mouth twitched, this system is so awesome!
Are laborers’ cooking skills that bad?
A biochemical virus?
Labor and management believe your lies!
No matter how bad my cooking skills are, the roasted food won't taste good at all. Can it poison people? It's impossible!
"Michaela, these chicken wings are baked, do you want to try them?"
Michaela looked at the chicken wings that Murphy handed over. To be honest, they looked very bad. But in fact, the girls like them were not much better. After all, they were not professionals. They could bake about the same as Murphy. Logically speaking, they were not much better at most.
It didn't taste good, but Michaela thought about what Mindy had warned her...
Michaela hesitated and said, "Don't answer it. It will hurt the uncle's heart. But I will answer it... and I am afraid of risking my life..."
"Michaela, don't you want it? You don't want me to eat it, I'm already hungry." Taking advantage of Michaela's hesitation, Jim, who had been greedy for a long time, took Murphy's grilled chicken wings.
Michaela breathed a sigh of relief instantly.
Then……
"Uncle, stay away from the oven!" Looking at Jim who ran to vomit after eating Murphy's roasted chicken wings, Michaela rolled her eyes at Murphy. She had already heard from Mindy that Murphy was rotten.
My cooking skills are so bad, I didn’t expect it to be so bad.
Murphy smiled coquettishly, and suddenly thought of the spicy chicken system's evaluation of chicken wings, causing diarrhea and dehydration shock...
After glancing at Jim who was vomiting, Murphy was silent for a while and suddenly said: "Michaela, it's actually still early now. There's no need to eat so early. How about we go hiking for a while first?"
"Eh? I haven't eaten much yet?"
"Let's go, let's go! It's not too late to get something to eat when we come back. Maybe we can find some fresh mushrooms in the mountains and make soup!"
"Then uncle, please wait for me to get the bag."
Walking on the hill with Michaela, Murphy secretly cursed, it must be the stupid dog system that is plotting against me. I made my own food in the original world, and it was unpalatable at best. Why did it evolve into a biochemical weapon in this world?
I'm afraid the Silly Dog System put a vicious buff on me, otherwise how can I explain it?
The two of them were holding hands and had just reached the halfway point of the mountain when Murphy, who was joking with Michaela, suddenly frowned.
"What's wrong, uncle?" Michaela asked curiously.
"It's nothing." Murphy rubbed Michaela's head and said with a smile, "It's just that there are more flies recently."
Michaela blinked, tugged at the corner of Murphy's clothes, and whispered: "Uncle, are you saying someone is following us?"
"Yeah." Murphy said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, I will protect you."
"I know, uncle, you are very powerful." Michaela nodded affirmatively, then glanced around and secretly took out a big wrench from the bag, the kind used to repair cars, with a silver-white stripe.
With some oil stains on his face, he handed it to Murphy: "Uncle, give you a weapon!"
Murphy: "..."
"You don't carry a wrench with you every day, do you?"
"What else? There are so many perverts out there now. What if you encounter a pervert one day and are taken advantage of?" Michaela said it matter-of-factly, but Murphy felt horrified when he heard it.
Damn it, I'm lucky that when I got along with you in the past, I didn't have a few dates before I impulsively wanted to get on the boat, otherwise... I would have broken my bones and muscles.
"Keep it for yourself for self-defense!" Murphy raised his head, looked at the sky, and sighed.
My girlfriend is so cool, as a boyfriend, how should I choose to be intimate with her so that I don’t get knocked over by her?