We arrived at the mountain road outside Renjia Town.
He was shaking the Sanqing Bell in his hand and still said lazily:
"Yin people go on the road, and yang people avoid it."
What he didn't expect was that a group of people had been eyeing him for a long time.
There was a group of foreigners in Renjia Town. They had enough to eat and had nothing to do. They wanted to catch a zombie with unique Chinese colors to play with, so they asked some people to look around. At this moment, the Nintendo controlled by Ah Hao was
Consider it a goal.
"Do it!"
When Ahao brought Nintendo to the trap, someone shouted softly.
Ahao, who was unconscious immediately, was hung up by a rope, and soon someone hit him on the head with a stick.
"Boom!"
Ahao passed out on the spot.
So the others quickly put Nintendo's body in a snakeskin bag and moved it away.
When Ah Hao woke up staggeringly, he found that he was hanging upside down in the air. Fortunately, he had learned martial arts from Mama Di, and it took him a long time to untie the rope.
"What's wrong, where's Nintendo?"
Ahao then discovered that the Nintendo was missing and must have been stolen by the person who attacked him.
"Damn thief, what's wrong with you stealing? Why did you come to embarrass me and steal a corpse?"
Ahao suddenly turned red like an ant on a hot pot.
This was the first time he walked a corpse alone, but the corpse was stolen, and the corpse belonged to the richest man in Renjia Town. He was afraid that he was in trouble.
"How to do it?"
Ahao was so anxious that he gradually had other thoughts:
"Anyway, Master doesn't know if I have delivered it. When I get back, I will say that I have delivered the body to Renjia Town. Master doesn't know either, right?"
This idea may seem naive, but in fact there are many people who can do it, so there is an idiom called "hiding one's ears and stealing the bell".
When faced with huge difficulties that you cannot solve at all, it is normal to have thoughts of escape.
The authorities are confused, but the bystanders are clear. When they have not faced that kind of situation, they are under tremendous pressure in their hearts, and their heads are empty, no one can tell what choice they would make if it were them.
After making the decision, Ahao ignored his thoughts and rushed directly to the meeting place with Mamadi.
In front of a bonfire, Aqiang was taking care of the fire, lying on his back and taking a nap.
"Master, I'm back." Ahao suppressed the fear in his heart, pretended to be calm, and walked up and said, "The matter has been settled."
"Is there no trouble on the road?" he asked, picking his nose numbly.
"No, Master." Ahao said.
"That's good, let's go. We have to finish delivering these corpses next." Mamadi stood up from the ground and said, "Try to open a room in Renjia Town before dawn and have a good sleep.
Sleep, regain your energy, and then...haha!"
Nearby, Renjia Town, where relatives of Ren Tingting's family live, is the largest market. So I made a lot of money by chasing corpses in Mami. If I want to have a good time, naturally the best choice is to go to Renjia Town.
Home is in town.
It's just that when Ahao heard the word Renjia Town, his face would inevitably turn pale. If he lost Nintendo's body and went to Renjia Town... wouldn't it be considered that he had thrown himself into a trap? The Ren family would definitely not let them go.
…
But Ahao didn't dare to tell Mamadi, so he could only make mistakes...
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Renjia Town, Renfu.
A large group of people are decorating the mourning hall.
Mo Fei, Ren Tingting, Ren Jingjing, and Ren Tingting's father Ren Fa, who came from behind, stayed with Ren Zhuzhu and her father, waiting for the exorcists to deliver Nintendo's body to their door.
It has to be said that although Mo Fei and Ren Tingting were engaged and had an ambiguous relationship with Ren Jingjing, there was a temporary Shura scene.
But Murphy is Murphy after all, and Neptune is not something that ordinary men can do. After a lot of maneuvering, he finally stabilized the situation.
And after all, the people who died were also the elders of Ren Tingting and Ren Jingjing. It was impossible for the two of them to fight on the spot without giving the elders face.
It's just that Ren Tingting is more strict with Mo Fei, and Ren Jingjing looks at Mo Fei like a knife, wishing to cut Mo Fei into pieces - why choose her over me? I am better than her.
What's wrong?
In terms of looks and figure, how am I inferior to her?
Mo Fei was also lamenting in his heart. Sure enough, as the ancients said, good fortune comes from misfortune, and misfortune comes from blessing. Things in the world are always unsatisfactory.
The fish he kept in his pond suddenly came across the surface.
If he had known earlier, he would not have followed Ren Tingting to attend the funeral.
Otherwise, we would not be faced with the situation where we cannot have our cake and eat it too...
"Wait a minute, who said you can't have your cake and eat it too?"
Murphy seems to have remembered that this is not the future generation that resolutely implements monogamy, but the Republic of China...
The phenomenon of three wives and four concubines was originally a product of feudal society, so with the fall of the Qing Dynasty, "three wives and four concubines" also disappeared legally. But this left a problem. Before the fall of the Qing Dynasty, except for
What to do with the "three wives and four concubines" who are taken home besides the main wife?
Regarding this issue left over from history, the Beiyang government's solution is to continue to recognize it. In the "Draft of Civil Laws of the Republic of China" it formulated, there is such an article: "Concubines are members of the family and should receive equivalent treatment as other family members."
The "Relatives" of the Republic of China explained: Concubines (concubines) are not wives, so taking a concubine and marrying a concubine is not considered a marriage. Since it is not considered a marriage, it naturally does not constitute the crime of bigamy. Although it is not recognized as a wife,
However, they are recognized as family members. Article 1123, item 3 of the "Relatives" stipulates: "Those who are not relatives but live together in the same household for the purpose of living together permanently shall be regarded as family members."
Because of these explanations, marrying a concubine at that time was not only legal and fair, but also protected.
For example, Zhang Daqian, a master of traditional Chinese painting, also married his fourth concubine. In addition, he also had four or five extramarital partners, including Chunhong, a North Korean girl, and Yamada, a Japanese girl. They were very happy.
So Mo Fei has every chance to marry Ren Tingting, Ren Jingjing, Bai Rourou, etc. together...
"It's already the fourth watch, the auspicious time has passed, why haven't there been any figures to see the old lady come?" Ren Zhuzhu's father, standing in the first place, murmured in confusion.
"Hey, Uncle Deaf." Ren Zhuzhu's father called the old housekeeper: "What time did you agree with the corpse chasers? Is it today, the sixth day of the lunar month? Or is it some other time?"
Uncle A Deaf is already a very old man, and he has been working with the old man Nintendo. However, he is old, has low energy, and is a little confused. He said uncertainly:
"I remember it was the sixth day of the Lunar New Year...but it could also be the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, right?"
"Ah? Uncle Deaf, have you made a mistake? On the seventh day of the seventh day, what does it mean that we are busy today?"
There was no other way, so Ren Zhuzhu's father had no choice but to let everyone disperse first. At the same time, he also decided that it was time for Uncle A Deaf to take care of his old age. Otherwise, the family would be in chaos if he kept thinking about their love.
…
After Mamadi delivered the body and went to Renjia Town for dinner, he finally learned that Nintendo's body had not been sent back at all.
Angrily, he returned to the room, picked up a big stick, and struck several sticks at Ah Hao who was kneeling on the ground.
"Honestly, where is the body?"
"Why were you eaten by wild beasts? You brat, you are still lying now. If you don't tell the truth quickly, if you dare to tell lies again, I will beat you to death, you bastard!"
In anger, Mamadi gave Ahao a few more sticks.
"Oh, Master, stop fighting. I said the body was stolen."
Ah Hao Zai carefully explained the situation at that time.
"It's happened now."
Ma Ma Di's complexion changed drastically. In this situation, not only did he offend the Ren family, they were always faced with the crisis of revenge from the Ren family. Moreover, Nintendo's corpse was treated with his magic and was taken away by his colleagues.
There's nothing wrong with it at the moment, but if it is used by someone who doesn't know how to do it, it can easily cause the corpse to transform, turn it into a real zombie, kill some people, suck some blood... things will be unstoppable.
"Then Master, what should we do now?" Ah Hao asked cautiously.
Momadi glared at Ahao angrily: "What else can we do? Of course we need to find Nintendo's body! But the fact that the body was stolen cannot be spread. First, find someone to pretend to be Nintendo's body.
After handing over the Ren family's errand, we will then find a way to recover Nintendo's body."
It's just that Momadi is not good at academics, and he is just a monk in the Qi training period. Looking for a body that has been missing for a day is really not what he is good at.
"It seems that we have to ask that guy Lin Jiu to help. Huh, I have to give him the limelight again, I'm afraid he might be so proud this time!"
Members of the Maoshan sect have their own set of techniques for transmitting sounds across thousands of miles within the sect.
In the evening, Mamadi's apprentice Aqiang became a Taoist priest, and Ahao became Nintendo, who had been put on a charm and put on makeup, and came to Ren's house.
"Old Master Ren is back!"
Ah Qiang rang the Sanqing Bell, looking like a Taoist master, and led Ah Hao into the mourning hall.
"Hurry up and greet the old man!"
Master Ren and Ren Zhuzhu, as well as Murphy and the others who were watching the ceremony, walked forward.
"Three souls return to their hometown, seven souls return to their home."
Aqiang shook the bell and said: "Quick, quick, prepare the cornucopia."
Only Master Yixiu looked at Aqiang who looked like a Taoist priest and Ahao who looked like a Nintendo, and showed doubts, because Ahao didn't have any Yin Qi or corpse Qi in his body. He was clearly a living person. How could he be Ren?
Where is the old man of the house?
Master Ren took Ren Zhuzhu and knelt down towards Ah Hao, who looked like a Nintendo.
Originally, Ren Jingjing wanted to kneel down too, because after all, Nintendo was also her grandfather, but Murphy held her back:
"Jingjing, look carefully, he is not your grandfather!"
"What?"
Ren Jingjing didn't know why. She looked at Ahao who looked like a Nintendo, and vaguely felt that something was wrong.
She has been practicing with Master Ikkyu for some time. Although her spells are not advanced, she has gained some foundation. She is no longer an ordinary person with naked eyes.
Previously, due to inertia, she did not suspect that Nintendo's corpse was fake, but when she looked carefully, she had a faint feeling that she noticed something strange about this so-called Nintendo's corpse.
Ren Jingjing stepped forward suspiciously, took a closer look, and sure enough, she discovered that this Nintendo was definitely a living person with steam on his body, not a cold corpse.
"Who are you? Why are you pretending to be my grandfather?" Ren Jingjing pulled off the charm from Ah Hao's face and asked.
Ren Jingjing's move immediately caused an uproar among everyone.
Before, there was a charm that covered half of "Nintendo's" face, so they couldn't see it carefully. But when Ren Jingjing opened the charm and took a look, they immediately noticed the difference between Ahao and Nintendo after dressing up.
"How dare you come to fool our Ren family?" Mr. Ren was furious. He just knelt down to Ah Hao...
"Do you want to lie down and take charge of Renjiazhen?"
"Besides, where is my father's old man's body? Where did you take it? If something happens to my father, I want you to never leave Renjia Town again!"
Obviously, Master Ren's authority in Renjia Town is the same as Ren Fa's authority in Renjia Town over there. It is definitely not a difficult time for a common man to disappear...
Ah Hao and Ah Qiang were frightened when they saw the dozens of fat and muscular servants of the Ren family gathered around them.
They learned martial arts from Mamadi and it might be okay to fight one or two, but if there were dozens...
Ah Hao and Ah Qiang were immediately arrested under Master Ren's order.
Even Mamadi, who was still resting in the inn, was arrested by the angry Master Ren and Captain Cao, who commanded the security team.
Mr. Ren paid a large sum of money to Mamadi for Nintendo's corpse, but as a result, he caused such a big drama?
"Mr. Ren, give me some time. I will definitely find Mr. Ren's body." Momadi shouted.
But Mr. Ren had no intention of messing around with Momami any more. He immediately ordered the housekeeper to use the power of Ren Mansion near Renjia Town to search for Mr. Ren's whereabouts.
To put it bluntly, the Ren Mansion is located within a few dozen miles of Renjia Town, and its words are more effective than those of the President of the Republic of China.
As long as his father's body is still near Renjia Town, the thief who stole his father's body will be scrapped out by him sooner or later.
As Captain Cao of the Renjia Town Security Team, he listened to Master Ren's instructions and had to do something. Unexpectedly, someone under his command ran over: "Captain, Captain, something big happened!"
…
In the open space outside the town's government offices, there are rows of corpses swept with grass.
It's not surprising that people are dead. What's strange is that there are two bloody holes in the necks of those corpses.
Master Yixiu stepped forward with a solemn expression, touched the body, and said, "I'm afraid something big has happened again!"
On the other side, Uncle Jiu, who received the message from Mamadi, had to rush towards Renjia Town as quickly as possible. Even if he didn't like Mamadi, he was his senior brother after all, so how could he just let it go...