The dark night in winter always comes very early, and Jiang Ergou, who has just traveled half a day, has to stop and find a place to rest, but tonight will be a good day for him.
Not to mention looking for food on the grassland in winter, you can't even see the word "ghost", but today Jiang Ergou's luck was extremely extreme, and he caught a mysterious ghost that ran out of nowhere.
The little lamb that has crossed the road.
This lamb is different from other prairie sheep. Its hair is very soft, and it seems that someone often takes care of it. Its small body is full of meat. It seems that it has always eaten the most.
Good green grass.
But these are not important anymore. The more meat it grows, the more it will satisfy Jiang Ergou. If he knew that he would be in such a disaster, would he eat less grass?
However, after traveling alone for so long, Jiang Ergou was finally able to have a full meal today.
After finding a small earth bag on a higher ground than other places, Jiang Ergou cleaned up the white snow behind the earth bag and planned to spend the night here. Although the effect was not great, it could block some of the cold wind.
It seemed that today was really Jiang Ergou's lucky day. He was lucky enough to pick up a stone, and after hollowing it out with the Bronze Bird Sword, he made a simple stone pot.
He just used a famous sword to carve out the stone pot, and in the process he was somewhat wronged by the bronze sparrow sword.
However, this stone pot is really important to Jiang Ergou at this time. Even if he has strong internal strength, he will still feel a little uncomfortable in this weather, but if he can drink a mouthful of delicious mutton soup, it will be great.
That's another matter.
With just one sip, the inside of your body will be like a lit small stove, and the steam will warm your entire body.
After he handled the lamb, he quickly cut it into two parts. One half was roasted on the fire, and soon became crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, giving off an attractive fragrance, while the other half was roasted on the fire.
He put it in a stone pot to make soup, waiting for a sip of it to warm up his body later.
When the roasted mutton and mutton soup were almost ready, Jiang Ergou carefully took out a paper bag from his arms, opened it and saw that it contained very pure refined salt!
I didn't expect that this seemingly careless Jiang Ergou would have such a thoughtful and delicate side.
But in fact, a long time ago, when he first traveled around the world, he suffered the loss of not having salt. At that time, the master and apprentice passed through a deep mountain and old forest, and they also had no dry food.
After they finally caught a few hares, cleaned them and roasted them, they discovered that there was no salt on them.
When the rabbit meat, which looks so attractive and golden in appearance, is bitten into the mouth, the tasteless rabbit meat is really unappetizing. Even if it is forced into the mouth, it will taste like nothing.
But just when Jiang Ergou was about to accept the reality and eat a meal of salt-free meat, the old man who always smiled so meanly took out a small paper bag from his arms just like he did today.
Jiang Ergou remembered clearly that the old man told him while sprinkling salt on the rabbit meat and then putting it back on the fire to roast.
"Er Gouzi, you are going out now. You can bring less dry food and water, and even less money, but you must carry a lot of salt with you! When we travel around the world, we will inevitably go to some inaccessible places.
Water and food are often not difficult to find in those places, but if there is no salt, you will not be able to feel energetic even after you have eaten!"
At first, he was squatting and watching the master spread the salt. Now he is the one spreading the salt, but the master who is squatting and watching is no longer beside him!
After sprinkling salt on the roasted mutton and mutton soup, Ergou looked at the sky in a daze and sat there with blank eyes.
"Er Gouzi, remember not to rush into your mouth after you sprinkle the salt on it. You can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and if you want to have a delicious meal in the wild, you need to be patient. After you sprinkle the salt on it, grill it over a low fire for a while.
Rabbit meat can only taste delicious, and then it will be the real delicacy in the world!"
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"Swish!"
The first mouthful of mutton soup was finally taken by Jiang Ergou. The old man did not lie to him. He had to wait a while after adding salt.
But it seems that this pot of soup is made by melting snow cubes. Although the broth is delicious, it always has a strange taste.
But Jiang Ergou doesn't expect anything more. He can have a good meal and sleep well today, but he will go back tomorrow!
Jiang Ergou pulled off a leg of lamb from the barbecue grill made of a bronze bird sword and ate it with relish. If this scene was seen by someone who knew swordsmanship, he would definitely say that this sword was a secret investment.
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"Xiaobai! Xiaobai!"
There were calls in the distant night sky. If the voice hadn't been so ethereal, it would have been hard not to think that the owner of the voice was a female ghost at this night.
"It's really weird. I can't even see a fly during the day, but in the middle of the night, there are still people looking for someone.
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Having a mouthful of greasy Jiang Ergou felt very comfortable at the moment, and I was always thinking: Why didn't I think these meats were so delicious before?
"Hello!"
Just when Ergou was still squinting and enjoying it, a shout suddenly came from behind.
Looking back, a prairie woman wearing a sheepskin cotton-padded jacket came into Jiang Ergou's eyes. This woman's face had a unique flavor of the prairie. Although others could not tell the smell, they could always tell it at a glance.
He looked at the woman from top to bottom, but the woman was wrapped too thickly. Although Jiang Ergou thought her face was quite good-looking, he couldn't see her figure.
Being stared at like this, the woman was not shy at all. She just stood there and let him look at her. This made Jiang Ergou secretly sigh.
"This grassland woman is really big-hearted. Even if she meets a good person like me, if she meets someone with evil intentions, her innocence will not be compromised today."
Jiang Ergou, who had already planned a story in his mind, couldn't help but change his mind.
"How about I do something to let her know that the world is dangerous? Forget it! I, Jiang Ergou, walk around the world and am a chivalrous man first. But I can't do such a thing."
Jiang Ergou, who always thought others were so evil but thought of himself as a good person, felt ashamed. He had so many dirty thoughts in his heart but remained calm on the surface.
"Is there something wrong with this girl?"
"I ask you, have you seen my Xiaobai, a little lamb? It's so big! No! It's so big!"
While the woman was talking, she used her hand to indicate to Jiang Ergou the size of the lamb she was looking for in the air.
But now it doesn't matter how old the lamb was. There are no neighbors on this large grassland, so naturally there is no possibility that the sheep Jiang Ergou caught will be someone else's sheep.
possible.
After taking a look at the lamb that was half on the grill and half in the pot, the lamb leg in Jiang Ergou's hand suddenly didn't smell good.
"No...I didn't see it. Girl, you should look elsewhere!"
It is said that a thief has a guilty conscience. Jiang Ergou looked a little nervous at this time. The woman turned around suspiciously. Just when Jiang Ergou breathed a sigh of relief, the woman turned around and stared at the hand in Jiang Ergou's hand.
Speaking of leg of lamb.
"What are you eating!"
"rabbit!"
"Is there such a big rabbit?"
"Yes! You didn't see it just now. The rabbit is very fat, like a little lamb. Do you want some?"
The girl still didn't believe it, but she didn't dare to say anything without evidence.
"Forget it, if you see a small sheep, send it to the tribe three miles to the north, and I will exchange it for you with a big sheep."
"Hey, okay, okay!"
After saying that, the woman turned around and walked away. As she walked, she started calling Xiao Bai's name.
"Hoo~"
After she was far away, Jiang Ergou truly breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that he had escaped a disaster.
But before the woman took a few steps, the tone of her shout changed, and she revealed some crying in surprise.
"noob!"
After hearing this sound, Jiang Ergou knew that he was destined to be unable to escape tonight. If nothing else happened, the woman should have seen the sheepskin and internal organs that he had thrown away when handling the lamb.
Sure enough, the woman who had just left quickly returned with a sheepskin.
"You are a liar. You even said that what you ate was a rabbit. It was clearly my little boy that you ate! Give me back my little boy's life!"
In front of the owner, Jiang Ergou finally put down the leg of lamb in his hand with some embarrassment.
"This... girl, since you have seen it, I won't hide it from you. As for the sheep, I have indeed met them. Those are the ones stewing on the grill and in the pot. But if you want this sheep to come alive, it has already been
It’s impossible, but you can still take it back, don’t worry, I only took a few bites, not more!”
"you!"
This girl was obviously angry with the guy in front of her. In addition, the girl on the grassland had a hot temper. In desperation, she actually pulled out a whip from her waist.
"You bad guy, you actually ate my dick, I have to beat you to death today!"
"Snapped!"
This girl is not very strong, but she is very skillful. It seems that it is the result of her always grazing.
When the whip came, Jiang Ergou ducked away. Although he had made a mistake, there was no need to stand there and be beaten like a fool!
"Girl, don't rush to do it. You tell me how much you want, I'll give it to you!"
"snort!"
Reply to Jiang Ergou
What she heard was a cold snort and a ruthless whip. The woman was very skillful in her techniques. The deft whip actually slowly pushed Jiang Ergou into a corner. If he didn't use martial arts, it would be a matter of time before he was beaten.
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Seeing that the man dared to hide, the girl's temper became even more intense. Slowly, she burst into tears like a child who had lost a fight. She bit her teeth together fiercely, as if
He has a bone-crushing hatred for Jiang Ergou.
"You! Don't move!"
Jiang Ergou, who had quietly used Qing Kung Fu, was so frightened by the girl's shout that he stood still and did not move any further.
But he remembered that a few days ago, when he was able to retreat from a thousand cavalry, but today he was so useless in front of a woman, Jiang Ergou felt a little unhappy. But when he saw the woman's aggrieved look, he felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.
It was a bit unbearable.
"Snapped!"
The girl's whip finally landed on Jiang Ergou as she wished. After the beating, she stopped and still stared at Jiang Ergou fiercely without blinking.
After receiving this whip, Jiang Ergou felt that he had done his best, so he turned around in silence and wanted to leave, no longer caring about the woman's emotions.
"stop!"
"I say, girl, after beating and scolding, it's almost done! Anyway, this sheep is already dead. Unless a god comes to the mortal world, no one can save it!"
"you!"
Or maybe these two dogs don’t understand girls’ thoughts! Even though my beloved pet is dead, she has no desire to fight with you until death.
It's just that you have to be soft on some things. This girl is angry at this time, and you still say those heart-wrenching words. Who else will I hit if I don't hit you? In my opinion, this is not only a deserved hit, but also a soft one.
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At this time, the smartest thing to do is to stand up and offer some words of persuasion. It would be best to use the words of those Wen Zou Zou from Dachu, and finally bear the pain and put the half of the roasted lamb and the pot of soup together with the sheepskin.
Buried together with those internal organs, this matter is probably settled.
But Jiang Ergou doesn't even understand such a simple truth. It's useless for him to boast that he has been in the world for many years!
"What do you know, I just gave you a whip, but my Xiaobai has already lost his life. The reason why you don't care is because you only regard it as a sheep, but in my eyes,
It is my friend. Think about it for yourself, how would you feel if your friend was killed by someone else!"
After being scolded, although Jiang Ergou understood the meaning of the girl's words, he still couldn't say it when a grown man admitted his mistakes in front of a girl.
"But it's already dead! What can I do? You can still eat me!"
"you!"
The little girl, who had lost half of her anger, immediately became furious again and waved the whip in her hand again.
After dodging several more whips, Jiang Ergou felt helpless. Do all the girls on the grassland have this temperament? Then the men on the grassland must be too miserable!
Or is she the only one with such virtue? Then I really don’t know if she will be able to get married in the future!
"Girl, if you do this again, don't blame me for being rude to you!"
"snort!"
The woman shouted again, not taking Jiang Ergou's innocuous threat to heart, but the next moment she knew that the man who ate her Xiaobai was not a simple man.
Because he grabbed her whip in his hand, but it is not the end of the matter when it develops. The competitiveness of prairie women is not much weaker than that of men, and some may even be much stronger, just like the fierce girl in front of him who uses a good whip.
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Seeing that he couldn't get the whip out of Jiang Ergou's hand, he immediately gave up the whip. He made fists with his small hands and wanted to beat the hateful man in front of him.
Jiang Ergou saw that she had thrown away the whip, so he also threw the whip to the ground, then reached out and held her fist, and then the other fist.
Then he put his legs together and avoided the girl's attempt to tease her vaginal feet. Instead, he clamped her feet.
Due to her unstable center of gravity, the girl fell to the ground. Jiang Ergou didn't intend to let her go, so he fell down with her, leaving the girl unable to move.
Forget it, Jiang Ergou still felt that he was very proud, and looked at the girl in front of him with pride.
Just when Jiang Ergou felt that he had taken control of the situation, the girl's eyes suddenly showed a trace of hatred. Jiang Ergou, who was a little carried away, did not notice the girl's thoughts in time.
However, by the time he reacted, it was already too late. His pupils shrank, which was really incredible.
"This... girl! You can't do it!"
Then, Jiang Ergou's tragic scream was heard, breaking the tranquility of the night.