"Inspector Xianchan, we have a request from Shuangli Palace."
Chanchenchen jumped down from the chair in the front hall, his face was flushed, and his forehead was slightly sweaty, which seemed to be caused by being provoked. He raised his head and looked at the housekeeper, and asked abruptly: "Can I bring the team members in?
The hateful, despicable villain we are arresting may be nearby!"
The housekeeper smiled and shook his head: "No, only you, Inspector Xianchan, can enter the Shuangli Palace."
"Oh..." Zhanchan Chenchen lowered his head in despair, and then clenched his fists: "Don't worry, if I really encounter that bad guy, I will definitely protect everyone!"
"Please follow me." The butler led the way, took off his boots, and exposed his little feet in white socks. As he followed the butler inside, he looked around curiously. The maids and guards who passed by couldn't help laughing.
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After a while, the housekeeper led him to the corridor outside the courtyard, where two maids were guarding the door of the corridor. The housekeeper stopped outside and did not dare to approach, and motioned for Cicada Chenchen to come forward.
Xianchanchenchen ran all the way to the bright door and said in a naive voice, "Inspector Xianchanchenchen of the Statistics Department, please see Sister Shuangli!"
"come on!"
The two maids laughed and opened the corridor door. One of them reached out and rubbed his head. Chanchenchen angrily put on his inspector hat and walked down angrily, but this only made the two maids angry.
More excited.
Blue bricks pave the road, river pebbles fill the sides, and the sun shines on the sparkling swimming pool, turning it into a river of light flowing through the courtyard.
Several girls in swimsuits are playing inside, or are swimming vigorously, lying in the swimming pool, sitting on floating air cushions, or sitting on the shore and splashing around in the water. There are also trays floating on the water.
There is an ice drink on top, which makes it look like a refreshing summer scene.
Chanchen Chenchen covered his eyes with his little hands, but his eyes leaked out from between his fingers and turned around: "I've seen Sister Shuangli, Sister Shuiyun, Sister Chaoyan..."
"Raccoon slave!" A beautiful and plump long-haired elder sister walked up from the swimming pool like a mermaid. The glorious water stains almost turned into her long skirt, which seemed to be comparable to the sun in the sky. She squatted on the shore.
, waving to Cicada Chenchen: "Come here, come here!"
Xian Chanchenchen twitched the corner of his mouth imperceptibly, and then he walked over hesitantly: "The director taught me that boys should protect themselves when they go out and not get close to so many sisters..."
Before he finished speaking, the long-haired eldest sister reached out and pinched his face. While squeezing, she moaned with satisfaction: "So tender and smooth~ You are still so cute, Li slave!"
"I want to touch it too!"
"Slave Li, don't be an inspector anymore, my sister will support you!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuah, I'm going to lock the raccoon slave in the basement!"
"Why are you doing this? Let him go and let me do it!"
"How old are you, slave slave? Forget it, I like you no matter how old you are~"
Like a doll that had been ravaged by a violent storm, its hat had been blown off, its clothes, face and hair were all covered with water. Seeing that he could no longer hold himself any longer, he held cicada Chenchen and twisted around to get rid of their random hands, and then
Xiaopao hid behind the corridor door, only half of his body was exposed, tears welled up in his eyes, and he said with a trembling voice:
"I, I will never come here again! I am already in my twenties, you can't do this to me!"
The two maids in the corridor were already holding their stomachs with laughter.
"No, no, my sisters are too excited. Be good, slave slave."
"Come here, raccoon slave, we promise not to touch you!"
"Really, if I touch you, Sister Shuangli, I will be a dog! Forget it, if Sister Shuangli is a dog, just treat it like a dog. It's not me who wants to be a dog anyway."
Naturally, Xianchanchenchen would not go any further and said directly: "Sisters, when I was chasing a bad guy, I found him jumping into your yard. I want to search Sister Shuangli's yard to find the bad guy.
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"Hey~" The long-haired elder sister jumped into the swimming pool again, swam back and forth before emerging, blinked and said, "But we didn't see anyone coming in."
Xian Chanchenchen clenched his fists: "That bad guy is very powerful. He must have sneaked into the yard while the sisters were not paying attention. I don't know where he is hiding now. Maybe he is hiding in the changing room waiting to spy on the sisters changing.
clothing!"
The girl lying on the air mattress asked curiously: "So that person's crime is to peek into the women's changing room?"
"No, that bad guy is said to be a fugitive from Dongyang who fled to Yanjing. He is very vicious and cunning. Our Statistics Department finally found his clues and forced him into a dead end. Sisters came out quickly and asked us to hide him.
Find the bad guy in this yard!"
"No!" The long-haired elder sister lay on the shore and shook her head: "I don't want to let a group of stinky men search my house, unless they are as cute as you, the raccoon slave."
The cicada Chenchen was slightly startled: "But that extremely vicious villain..."
"We have been playing in the yard and we haven't seen the red-haired person you mentioned at all." The petite girl who was playing with the water suddenly said: "Maybe she has gone to other places and is not at Sister Shuangli's house at all."
Chanchen Chenchen blinked his eyes and nodded hesitantly: "It's also possible... then... I'll continue to hunt down the bad guys, so I won't disturb you sisters."
"Don't bother me, Li Nu, do you want to come and swim with me?"
"No, no, the director said I can't play with water!" Xianchanchenchen waved her hands repeatedly, and when he was about to leave, a cute little maid stopped in front of him, stretched out her hand, and there was a wrapped candy in her palm.
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"Want some candy?" the little maid asked happily, looking at Chanchen Chenchen expectantly.
"Yes!" Zhan Chanchenchen nodded, happily took the candy, unwrapped the candy wrapper, and threw the toffee into his mouth, "Thank you, sister!"
The little maid rubbed his little head: "If you come again in the future, sister will prepare more candies."
"Don't rub my head. If you rub it again, it will make you grow taller!" Zhan Chanchenchen slapped her hand away with a dissatisfied look on his face and straightened his hat. But instead of being angry, the little maid started to giggle.
"Goodbye, housekeeper, bye sisters!" Xianchanchenchen said goodbye one by one, and then walked out of the mansion with his head held high. When the statistics department officer outside saw Xianchanchenchen's smile, he did not dare to speak at all, and lowered his head to follow Linu.
The inspector leaves.
When he was far enough away from the mansion, the childlike smile on Xianchanchenchen's face slowly disappeared. When he turned a corner and completely left Liuli Hutong, a residential area where aristocrats and rich people gathered, his expression was already dark.
Can drip ink.
He made a few gurgling sounds in his throat, squatted directly on top of the ditch, and vomited.
He vomited out toffee, food residue, and even gastric juice.
He vomited to the point of breaking his heart, sweating profusely, and even tears fell from his eyes.
The officers of the Statistics Department silently surrounded their inspector and turned their backs. No one dared to watch the petite child's anger unless they didn't even want to look at him.
When he was almost done vomiting, Qian Chanchenchen took out a handkerchief and wiped his mouth, threw it away, stretched out his hand and said, "Smoke."
He put a lit cigarette between his middle and index fingers, took two puffs, choked and coughed, and threw away the good cigarette.
He doesn't know how to smoke.
It's not that he doesn't want to learn, it's just that the director told him that children who smell like cigarettes are not cute.
Cuteness, a trait he hates so much, is also his indestructible weapon.
In the Statistics Department, the only person who could get in touch with the dignitaries of the imperial court was his name Chanchenchen.
Other inspectors can't do it, not even the director.
But cute kids can do it.
Chanchenchen can be dissatisfied or refuse, but he will be eliminated.
There is only one reason why humans are willing to do something they don't want to do - for the future.
Even Cicada and Chenchen understood the truth, but he still felt very uncomfortable.
It's so disgusting to act coquettishly and cutely.
I think I am cute, but I am very disgusting.
I actually got a little bit of happiness from that kind of acting. It was so fucking disgusting that I opened the door with nausea and was so disgusted!
"I am...a...cemetery...that even the moon spurns." He looked at the melted toffee in the ditch and murmured in a low voice.
Cicada Chenchen clapped his hands, stood up, and said calmly: "Retract the team and go back."
An officer from the Statistics Department asked cautiously: "That criminal..."
"We can't arrest him. If we insist on arresting him, we will offend the palaces. There is no need." Chenchen said coldly.
When Shuiyun Palace said 'red-haired man', Xianchanchenchen knew that the palaces were deliberately protecting Qin Leyin - he didn't say what Qin Leyin looked like at all, but Shuiyun Palace pointed out his favorite
Obvious features, red hair.
Although I don’t know what trick Qin Leyin used to win the trust of the palaces in a short period of time, it was obvious that Zhanchan Chenchen had no choice but to retreat. It was also his fault. If it had been anyone else, he would not have been able to win the trust of the palaces at all.
I couldn't even see Gong's face, so he was rejected directly.
The Statistics Department was able to establish a great reputation in Yanjing in just two years. Naturally, it was not by building bridges and roads and doing good deeds, but by killing people and setting fires. Not to mention that the people did not like them, even the royal family did not have a good look at them.
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It's just that there are too many rats in Yanjing, and the Statistics Department is a department supported by the late emperor, so it's inconvenient for everyone to do it. This is also the reason why Yanjing Baiye is getting stronger and stronger - in order to protect itself, the cat naturally has to let the rats eat in vain.
, can make the owner frightened.
But raising the bandits' self-respect is not the solution after all, which is why Xian Chanchenchen wants to frame Qin Leyin.
The hatred of touching one's head and pinching one's face only accounts for a very small part, and Zhan Chanchenchen would not go to fight with the Liwei for this matter. The reason why he worked so hard to force Qin Leyin to run to this courtyard is because
Let Qin Leyin completely lose the qualification to become a scabbard.
In this sword-hunting competition, Huiyao Siwei finally became the sponsor of one of the sword seekers - it was really not easy. All the officials in the court were as afraid of Huiyao Siwei as Bai Ye.
When everyone hopes to continue the tradition of "the emperor's sage" and "all the people are upright and prosperous", the shining sword of the Four Guards, which belongs to the royal family, is also a thorn in their side.
The Four Guards of Huiyao can only produce one scabbard, and this job falls on the Honor Guards. This is the joint decision of the four Juns - the Intellectual Guards do not need anyone, they are the sponsors of the sword seekers.
, the merit points have been maxed out; Zhongwei has always been difficult to understand and does not participate in this kind of competition.
As for the Righteous Guards, because they had monopolized the fruits of the Statistics Department, the bad consequences appeared now - they lost the qualification for ROLL points, and the important task of [Scabbard] was directly assigned to the hardworking and meritorious Guards.
But in this way, Yiwei really can't get the power of Conglong. He just wanders around the edge of the game and wins, with a contribution of 0!
If the Sword Seeker supported by Huiyao Siwei fails, there is nothing to say; but if it succeeds, she will only support Zhiwei and Liwei, and it will definitely not be Yiwei's turn to take over!
Chanchen Chenchen doesn't just want to be a court official who just waits for death! Even if there is a glimmer of hope, he will climb up and reach a position below one person and above ten thousand people - even among these twenty people
Within this year, he may become a cabinet bachelor, or even a grand master, prime minister, or regent!
As for Qin Leyin's combat power, he had already tested it with his own hands.
In the realm of Comprehensive Comprehension and Small Perfection, few people in the same realm are Qin Leyin's opponents.
Moreover, he is an outsider from Dongyang, so people in Yanjing will not notice him. He will be safe until the battle for the sword officially begins - as far as Xianchanchenchen knows, there are several other 'suspected scabbards'
, I don’t know where I am hiding now, maybe even hiding in other districts, just to avoid assassination.
If Chanchenchen dares to guarantee it, Qin Leyin is the scabbard prepared by the etiquette guard!
Although he wants Qin Leyin to lose his qualifications, he cannot go too far and must have a bottom line.
For example, if he directly leaked Qin Leyin's information, if he dared to be the first grader, Liwei would also dare to be the fifteenth grader, and then both Yiwei and Liwei would be eliminated.
The Four Guards of Huiyao can fight among themselves, but they can only fight among themselves. They must not invite outsiders to beat up their own people - otherwise Junzuo will not be able to keep his title to Cicada Chenchen.
Therefore, he carefully arranged this trap. He found out that the palaces were gathering today and forced Qin Leyin to jump into the Shuangli Palace's mansion. The best result was of course that Qin Leyin injured one of them, then oh hoo,
Justifiably, Qin Leyin was taken to the Statistics Department and beaten up.
The second best result is that he and Qin Leyin have a big fight, and then Qin Leyin escapes, and the palaces see that he is the first person to fight in the realm of fusion.
The worst outcome is that Qin Leyin breaks through the blockade of the Statistics Department and escapes, but the palaces will also know that there is a red-haired man causing trouble nearby.
The fundamental purpose of holding cicada Chenchen to think about Zhou Xiang in this way is to let the palaces know Qin Leyin.
As long as they establish contact with Qin Leyin and have statistics department officials to prove it, then naturally there will be court officials to investigate the red-haired man.
Now is the terrifying period when "everyone in the scabbard is in danger". No matter Qin Le Yinli does not leave Yanjing, he cannot continue to be a candidate for the scabbard. The quota for the scabbard will naturally be transferred to Yiwei.
As for Xianchanchenchen, Junzuo would at most punish him for being naughty - he just wanted to give Qin Leyin a beating and did not leak the information. Who said Qin Leyin had red hair and too obvious appearance features?
The risk is low, the return is high, and Cicada Chenchen's plan is obviously perfect.
But something went wrong.
The palaces were actually willing to protect Qin Leyin, which was beyond his expectation.
"Qin Leyin, don't let me see you..."
For a moment, Ren thought about it and got angrier. He took a step back and thought about it, and then he felt more and more frustrated. He held Chanchenchen in his mouth and cursed: "Where's the car!"
"It's coming, it's coming," the Statistics Department officer said quickly.
A car drove up in front of them, Cicada Chenchen got into the back seat, thought for a while and said: "You can just take the team back to the Statistics Department. If the director asks, just tell the truth."
After saying that, he closed the door and said, "Go to Haixinsha Bathing Beach."
The operator was stunned: "Inspector, it's only the afternoon now, is it too early to go to the bathhouse..."
"If you don't want to drive, I can switch to someone else and turn the rearview mirror away."
The operator shuddered, turned away from the rearview mirror, and drove honestly to the largest and most luxurious Haixinsha Bathing Beach in Yanjing.
Chanchen Chenchen looked at the scenery outside the car window, his face became more and more aggrieved, he hugged his shoulders with his hands, and murmured in a low voice:
