After the two men announced their deaths to each other, the hall was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere, and everyone began to discuss work happily.
"Speaking of which, why do we need your righteous guards to cooperate with us?" Le Yu asked: "Or is this kind of cooperation between the four guards very common?"
Sitting aside was a fat orange cat holding a cicada. His role in the collaboration was obviously to serve as a mascot to encourage the team atmosphere, or he already knew that he would not be able to take the initiative in this collaboration, so he simply let his secretary do the work.
Speaking of the secretary, Le Yu looked at the sunny and refreshing loyal dog Shi Huaifeng and felt that it was not good. He thought about his tool brother who was ruthless and didn't say much, and felt that it was not good either.
Mainly because the gender is not right.
After getting used to having Qing Lan as his secretary, Le Yu always felt that there would be something extra if a man became a secretary. Is this how difficult it is to switch from extravagance to frugality?
It was fine before, but when I saw that Zhanchanchenchen actually had a beautiful girl who was responsible for holding cats as his subordinate, Leyu suddenly became unbalanced. After all, they are all used as tools, and of course Leyu also wants to have a good-looking tool.
Ah, just like when players play games, they will create a character of the opposite sex with beautiful lines. Even if they can only see the back, it is still a back that is pleasing to the eye!
Fortunately, Le Yu didn't show his envy on his face, otherwise Tanuki would definitely sit in the girl's arms and masturbate the cat, provoking himself with eyes like Momonosuke, the pirate king, and then the ice-blooded physique might not be able to suppress it.
Le Yu's anger burned through his belly.
However, Le Yu just thought about it, and he would be the first to object to a beautiful secretary - if Qing Lan found out, he might not go to Yanjing to seize Le Yu's crime tools on the same day.
Zhaoye Bai Gai raised his head slightly: "In the past, there was little cooperation between the four guards, but in recent years after Yiwei took over the Statistics Department, there has been more cooperation than before. After all, the Statistics Department is very useful.
The list is of great importance and must have a court organization as its platform to prove its credibility. The Statistics Department is the best choice among the Four Guards."
"Actually, I'm here to take the blame." Xian Chanchenchen scratched the fat orange cat's chin and sneered: "But we have a lot of debts and we don't have to worry about it. And as long as we don't release Yanjing's list, how dare people from other districts come to bite us?"
us?"
Le Yu nodded. As for why Yiwei insisted on sending an inspector with whom Chan Chenchen had a grudge to cooperate, he didn't ask - it was nothing more than the word 'checks and balances'.
Moreover, Liwei was the first to take responsibility for the list, and Yiwei was just a helper, equivalent to a soup drinker. But if Xianchanchenchen can suppress Leyu's initiative to obtain the list, then the status of host and guest will be exchanged, who will
It’s hard to say who eats meat and drinks soup.
"So, we can still use the intelligence resources of the Statistics Department?" Le Yu sat up, picked up the iced honey five-flower tea and took a sip: "Even if we don't have intelligence resources, we can at least entrust the Statistics Department of each district to disseminate our list.
Bar?"
Zhao Yebai nodded: "The Statistics Department is independent of each other and has no reporting relationship. However, publicizing the list will not harm the Statistics Department, and it can also enhance the Statistics Department's reputation. They should be willing to do so."
"It seems that the Statistics Department can really help us a lot, so don't say that I won't give your righteous guards face." Le Yu reached out and greeted: "What requests do you righteous guards have? Tell them and listen. Do you want to be a member of the righteous guards?"
Do you have a place on the list, or do you want to launch a list that is beneficial to you? For example, the 'cutest boys and girls list'?"
The cicada Chenchen wanted to have an attack, but Le Yu's words didn't refer to it specifically. He had an attack, but it seemed that he didn't bring it on himself, so he had to lower his head and rub the fat orange cat's ears.
Zhao Yebai held out three fingers: "Director Xie has three suggestions."
"First, we must not act out of emotion. After all, this list is issued by the Statistics Department of Yanjing. Director Xie cares about the reputation of the Statistics Department - yes, although our Statistics Department kills people, sets fire to homes and exterminates families, we have never broken our promises or spread rumors.
rumor."
"Second, launch a criminal statistical bounty list. The bounty will be issued by the Statistics Department. This list is independently controlled by our Statistics Department, but you will be able to review it before each issue is released. If you have any objections, we can discuss it again.
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"Third, no figures from the Statistics Department can appear on any list."
Le Yu nodded thoughtfully and asked, "Is the Yanjing Statistics Department planning to clear their name?"
Zhao Yebai smiled and said nothing, holding the cicada in his hand and snorted coldly.
He also demanded the credibility of the list, launched a reward list for criminals, and hid the figures from the Statistics Department. The intentions of Sima Zhao of Yantong were clear - they had relied on being a cesspool to take advantage of the trend in the past two years, and they were no longer willing to continue.
To be a cesspit of the imperial court, but to strive for a higher reputation and a higher position.
After all, the Statistics Department is a temporary product. There is no place for the Statistics Department in the Huiyao Imperial Court. Once the world is stabilized, the Statistics Department will be abolished by the court due to insufficient KPIs. I am afraid that Chanchenchen will also have to face 35
In mid-life crisis, he can only go to the sea and find a rich woman to support him.
If they want to completely stabilize the Statistics Department, their current achievements are obviously not enough - who wouldn't do such things as murder and arson - they need to make meritorious deeds.
Le Yu immediately understood that Yiwei was not just to assist Liwei, but Yiwei was to help Yan Tong gain the reputation of "ruling the world".
Don’t underestimate the impact of the list’s credibility. List awards with a adjudicative nature, such as the Nobel Prize, TGA, and Oscars, directly allow a small group of people to have the power to represent the vast majority of people, because fame and wealth are not divided.
, they can give a name, and naturally it will be beneficial.
Once the list is successfully implemented and spread, the competent authority Yantong will be equivalent to the ‘world referee’, with the power to customize weights and measures.
Even if the Statistics Department is really eliminated in the future, the senior officials inside can change their appearance and continue to make waves in the new organization that "judges the world."
Moreover, in this era where information exchange is still lacking, once the list is released, it will become a source of information that ordinary people believe in. No one will doubt that the elite also need cultural heritage. After all, everyone has not eaten good food, even if you feed
Shit, customers will also say it smells really good.
Le Yu was only focused on framing Lan Yan and had forgotten how brilliant his idea was. He gathered the right people at the right time and the right place. Anyone with a discerning eye could see that this would become one of the wheels of history. Naturally, the Statistics Department was not willing to let it go.
"No problem." Le Yu said: "By the way, if I want to use the name of your Statistics Department to put a reward on someone else's arrest, is that okay?"
"Yes, but you have to pay for the bounty yourself." Zhao Yebai said: "And the reward price for those on the list must be at least fifty gold yuan, and you must give a solid and reliable reason for being wanted."
"Do you still have any enemies you want to arrest?" Xianchanchenchen suddenly showed a sweet and lovely smile: "After all, we are partners. Come and tell me, I will find him in heaven and on earth."
"Thank you, Li Nu, but I don't expect your ability to find people." Le Yu said with a smile: "In fact, he is not an enemy. He doesn't even know me. It's just that he disappeared halfway through writing. I want to catch him.
Come back and put him in a small dark room."
"Please tell me." Zhao Yebai took out a pen and paper.
Le Yu said: "The wanted object - Tree Man, the price - 100 gold yuan, the crime - serialized banned book "Future Echoes" and disappeared halfway through."
Shi Huaifeng said with understanding: "I understand how you feel. This kind of author who stops writing halfway through writing is really infuriating. I didn't expect that there is such a trick - arresting people and imprisoning them in Xiaohei
The house is renewed, wonderful, wonderful!”
The cicada cicada in the mouth said, "Boring."
Everyone thought that Qin Leyin was just boring and rich, so he wanted an author, but they didn't know that Le Yu was actually trying to advertise his old book that the late emperor had not yet updated but had collapsed.
What advertising slogans are more fascinating than the words "author is wanted" and "book banned"? What recommendation position can be compared to this week's recommendation on the national reward list?
