"It's getting colder, it's time to turn the blue inflammation around."
In the teacher's dormitory, Le Yu wrote furiously, describing in detail the benefits of Lan Yan's sexual transformation in a letter to Qing Lan. For example, it was to warm up his "Unparalleled List" by drawing cards, for example, it was to arouse the common hatred of the people of Dongyang,
For example...
In fact, it was Le Yu who discovered that the Statistics Department was determined not to issue Lan Yan's sex change card, so he had to humble himself and ask his wife for help.
Alas, the Statistics Department was suddenly very insistent on such insignificant details. Mingming Leyu wrote a letter, discussing that if the epic card "Battlefield Valkyrie·Blue Flame" or "Defeat the Female General·Blue Flame" is released in the next issue of the Wushuang Ranking, it will definitely
It's a hit all over the city, and it's easy to sell 100,000 copies.
Then the raccoon slave replied with a crooked word "Go", which seemed particularly untutored.
Since Yan Tong is not willing to take this bad job, Le Yu can only persuade Qing Lan to make this bad money. But since Qing Lan completely took over the Youth Newspaper Agency, she is like Susanoo's Uchiha,
Deliberately going against the grain of Le Yu—for example, canceling the cover of Youth Daily.
Does this woman think that I do this kind of cover because I want to see it? I just want to see it, why don’t you think about me!
And Le Yu is not just for fun, his move is Zhuge's Art of War.
Lan Yan must have seen that the title of 'No. 1 in the world' was to roast him on the fire. This was Lan Yan's energy;
Then he saw the cards "Morrowind Blue Flame" and "Statistics Department Blue Flame". He didn't know that they were secretly mocking him for being a slave of the third surname. This was the second-qi blue flame;
Finally, let him see the enchanting grace of his sexual transformation. This is the three-qi blue flame.
Even if you can't make him angry to death, at least make him vomit blood!
Thousands of miles away, murder and heart-wrenching, is there any more wonderful revenge than this?
"...So I hope you will send a painter who is good at painting beauties as soon as possible to draw a cover for Lan Yan and publish it on the cover of Youth Daily. I guarantee it with the reputation of the ancestors of the Jing family, this is really not me.
It's a prank, but a well-founded and correct decision. I hope you don't disrespect me, otherwise I can only beg you."
Just after writing the letter, Le Yu was going to take a shower when she suddenly heard someone knocking on the door outside.
He put his foot on the door and opened it slowly, leaving only a small gap. Ever since he experienced that wonderful night when he was attacked by Qian Yuya, Qin Yueshi, and Ming Shuiyun in turn, he began to
Pay attention to your own personal safety. Boys must not let strangers enter the house casually when they are out.
"Good evening, Teacher Qin."
Niruo, with dark hair and long braids, stood outside the door, looking calm and calm. Le Yu glanced at his attire: "You didn't bring your beloved wife, and you didn't bring a mask?"
"Wife?"
"I mean your sword...is it called the Kisakura Nagato?"
"A strange point of view." Nieruo smiled and said: "Although I am a swordsman, I will not regard the knife as my wife. How can anyone regard a dead object as a lover?"
"Really? But I heard that swordsmen and swordsmen all regard swords as partners who live and die together. Isn't there a saying that 'Only when the sword is honest can it be true to the heart', or 'When the sword and man are united, they become one.
Invincible'……"
"Strategy is the art of killing, and swords are tools for killing, that's all." Niruo said: "What you said are all novelists' words, those who have never killed a few people, swords and swords that know the truth
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"Swords will rust, break, and shatter. If you regard the sword as your lover and your life, then every time the sword is damaged, isn't it equivalent to killing your wife and losing half her life? And the times are progressing, now
The Hidden Sakura long sword is good, but there may be better long swords in the future, so should I change it or not?"
"Consumable items such as swords can be maintained normally. If you have boring feelings, you will add shackles to yourself and make the sword your own calamity."
At this point, Niruo thought for a while and then said: "So, it's not like I haven't killed those swordsmen who are addicted to swords - maybe they are the kind of swordsmen you mentioned who 'forget both swords'. Of course they are
You can thrive for a while by relying on your love for the sword, but you can also perish forever because of the destruction of the sword."
"You broke my beautiful fantasy about swordsmen." Le Yu said: "In my mind, swordsmen are neat and elegant kings of the battlefield."
"A sword is just a tool used to chop flesh and blood, tear off internal organs, and crack bones. When you kill a few people, the sword will be dirtier than you, and it may even be stained with feces and urine. How can it be beautiful? If you talk about cleanliness
The elegant king of the battlefield, I think Gunslinger is more suitable for this title." Niruo said: "After talking about swords for so long, you should let me in, right?"
"Let's talk about what's going on first." Le Yu said, "You can't come to me during the day and have to enter a man's room alone at this ambiguous time at night?"
Niruo was silent for a moment and said: "The all-knowing eye, let's cheat together."
Le Yu thought for a while, opened the door and let him in: "If you have something to say, say it quickly, and then leave quickly."
"Happy." Niruo didn't care about Le Yu's attitude either. From the fact that he directly approached Le Yu for discussion before, it can be seen that he is also a straight man with a straight belly.
"Qin Leyin, I'm here to cooperate with you."
"How about I cooperate with you to deal with the off-site and ensure the ranking of Shuangli Palace and Shuiyun Palace in the Omniscient Eye examination?"
Le Yu was a little confused: "How to cooperate to deal with off-site?"
"The Omniscient Eye is not a performance test, but a ranking test." Nieruo said: "In other words, even if your grades are poor, as long as you are ranked at the top, you can still get rewards."
"There are two types of cheating, one is to make one's own grades better, and the other is to make others' grades worse."
Le Yu understood instantly: "So we can deal with other cheaters outside the court so that they can't cheat?"
"That's right." Nieruo said: "You don't need to tell me how you plan to cheat, and I won't tell you the cheating plan of Shuangli Palace. At that time, we only need to form an alliance with each other and eliminate all nearby off-site cheating facilitators to ensure that
With our own cheating channels open, who can win the first place in the Omniscient Eye depends on his or her ability."
Le Yu thought about it and found that this plan would not be harmful to our own side. Niruo's combat power was obvious to all. More importantly, this plan had a subtext that Niruo had not mentioned - if you don't cooperate with me, then I will find one.
If others cooperate, we will deal with you together when the exam comes.
The Omniscient Eye is a zero-sum game. Leyu's refusal to help is equivalent to increasing the difficulty.
After thinking about it, Le Yu realized that he had no choice, so he nodded: "Okay, it's a deal."
"It's nice." Niruo turned around and left: "Then I won't disturb your rest."
Seeing Ni Ruo walking away neatly, Le Yu also breathed a sigh of relief.
He was not interested in being misunderstood by Zhu Yan again. It was embarrassing enough that he misunderstood him for being with a female student last time. If he was misunderstood for being with a male teacher this time...
While thinking about the details of the Omniscient Eye, Yu Yu was preparing clothes to take a bath.
Just then, someone knocked on the door again.
Le Yu blinked, feeling something strange in her heart, a sense of déjà vu.
But this time there was no one hiding in his room, so he naturally opened the door confidently to see who had stayed up all night and harassed the handsome male teacher.
"who?"
"I."
A young man greeted nervously outside: "I, Ming Dailan's scabbard, let me in."
"Tell me first what you're here for." Le Yu asked, "Do you think my house is a public toilet, where you can enter whenever you want?"
The young man was anxious: "I'm here to discuss the Omniscient Eye with you. Let me in quickly, I heard footsteps in the stairwell!"
Le Yu clicked her tongue, but since the boy didn't have any weapons, he still let him in.
"If you have something to say, hurry up and leave quickly."
"Okay!" the young man said quickly after closing the door: "You also plan to take the Omniscient Eye exam and cheat in the exam, right? So do we."
"But this exam is based on ranking. It's useless just to have a high score. You have to ensure that others' scores are not as high as yours. In other words, as long as other people's scores get worse, our Palace Master's ranking will go up.
.”
Le Yu vaguely realized something: "So what you mean is..."
The young man said: "Qin Leyin, I'm here to cooperate with you."
