In the pavilion near the Wanxiang Forest in the Imperial Courtyard, Le Yu looked at the lunch box in front of him and raised his eyebrows slightly.
He wanted to teach two disobedient disciples taboo warfare, so it was naturally impossible to teach them in a public martial arts arena. The vicinity of Wanxiang Forest was secluded and deep, and it was far from the teaching building. Students rarely came unless they wanted to practice swordsmanship training.
Wandering around here.
However, in order to avoid encountering wild mandarin ducks that were in heat and wanted to mate, Le Yu put a sign not far away saying "Under construction, there is a vicious cat inside". This sign was not brought by Le Yu specially, but by him wandering around.
I 'accidentally' discovered this sign, and then 'accidentally' discovered that this place is particularly suitable as a teaching place.
With the right time, right place, and right people, Le Yu had no reason to refuse the kindness from the academy, but he felt like he was being scolded - why is there an evil cat inside? Can't an evil wolf do it? An evil tiger can do it too! What if there is a love cat?
What should a person or an animal control person do if he or she is happy to hunt?
All in all, in addition to the "Destruction of Silver Blood" class once a week, Le Yu has to teach two disciples forbidden tactics in broad daylight every afternoon. Such a regular day makes Le Yu a little unaccustomed to it -
- It's been a long time since I've been involved in a fight. Normally I don't even see a few scumbags. I'm surrounded by energetic, youthful and beautiful female students. Le Yu almost thought that she was actually going to college all over again, and it was '
The experience of a max-level boss who is handsome, doesn't have to do homework, and has too much money to go back to Novice Village to massacre.
As the saying goes, every gain must come with a loss. When Leyu drove the Qin Leyin supercar, he naturally lost a lot of worries.
Therefore, the difficulties encountered in teaching these two cubs have become the spicy seasoning in Le Yu's life.
Le Yu shook the fried rice in the lunch box, and a pungent smell hit her face.
It's just seasoning, a little bit strong.
"Did you put the feces in there too?" Le Yu frowned and asked, "And it's the kind of feces that's been very hard since I've been constipated for many days."
"Teacher, if you have this kind of interest, you should have told me earlier, haha..." Shi Wen said angrily: "Don't you want me to cook? This is what I cook. I don't know if it is to your liking. I think
Your admirer Dan Chixia must have a good appetite, and he will definitely eat everything you reward..."
Le Yu kicked him away, glanced at Lai Ya who was doing exercises next to him, and said coldly: "What? Can't I make you concentrate even if you're blind? Do you want me to prick your ears too?"
Because he heard the sound of Shi Wen being beaten, Laiya's sword-swinging movements were slightly stagnant. She didn't dare to refute Le Yu's scolding, so she could only practice the sword-holding technique harder, soaking her training clothes with sweat.
Her eyes were covered with a cloth. If you remove the cloth, you will see that her eyes are stitched with stitches. Although she is not blind, she is definitely blind - it is impossible for the school doctor to perform such an operation on her, but it is obvious that she is blind.
There is someone on Leyu.
"It seems that you are very strong. Can't the wooden stick satisfy you anymore? Bring your iron sword over tomorrow to practice." Le Yu chuckled, turned to look at Shi Wen who had climbed up, and shook his hands.
Lunch box: "I advise you to tell the truth - otherwise I will stuff this lunch box into your lower mouth."
The mouth below? Shi Wen was startled, and his expression suddenly changed and he covered his anus, his face no longer arrogant. He had been beaten a lot these days, and his endurance was already strong. After Le Yu's intensive training,
He was almost not afraid of being beaten. No matter how serious his injury was, he would go to the school doctor to file a lawsuit and he would come out a good man again.
But Le Yu could always find ways to humiliate him, such as taking off his pants and spanking him, or tearing all his clothes to pieces and making him run home naked. For example... he didn't think that the man in front of him was just talking about the fundamental nature of this surnamed Qin.
He has no qualifications as a teacher and is simply a gangster who dares to do anything.
"I followed your instructions and cooked with my left hand to adapt to this 'blood-spined fish bone'." Shi Wen swallowed his anger and said, "But my left hand is so disobedient, and there is nothing I can do about it."
Le Yu looked at Shi Wen's left hand. There was a thick black wristband on his bronze arm. It suddenly seemed like nothing, but that was where Le Yu was looking for the Metallurgical Department of the school - yes, there is a forging place in the Imperial Court.
, there are even blacksmithing courses - a customized pair of 'torture instruments'.
I couldn't build a full set of equipment at once, so I made a wrist guard first. Its protective power is similar to that of an ordinary wrist guard. Its characteristic is that there are many slender spikes inside.
Once worn, the spikes will pierce the skin, scratch many nerve endings, and cause severe pain to the wearer.
But this kind of spike equipment is exactly the auxiliary equipment that Shi Wen needs to practice forbidden warfare.
Le Yu had no intention of naming it at first, but after Shi Wen was sweating profusely and put on this wristband with almost gritted teeth, he took the initiative to ask for a name and called the whole set of equipment 'blood stickleback'.
bone'.
The blood thorns refer to the blood-stained eight rice streams; and the fish bones refer to this set of spike equipment and his inner hope.
'Fish have so many sharp bones on their bodies, and they don't feel any pain. I just have a few more fish bones than normal people.'
The words were very beautiful, but Shi Wen couldn't get used to the pain of the fishbone wristband for several days. Once he moved his left hand wearing the wristband, the pain would make his movements deformed and he would lose consciousness.
However, during this process, Le Yu felt more and more that this set of auxiliary equipment was really unique - once the waiter exercised a lot, his body surface would heat up violently, as if he had been licked by tongues of fire, so his long needles pricked him.
Wounds worn can be thoroughly disinfected almost every day, and there is no need to worry about bacterial infection.
In order to help Shi Wen adapt to the wristband as soon as possible, he asked Shi Wen to do difficult chores with his left hand, such as cooking.
Then the waiter brought him a box of stuff like this.
Le Yu twisted a grain of rice that was almost burnt to black charcoal, put it into his mouth and tasted it carefully. His expression did not change. Instead, he made sounds like "hmm" and nodded repeatedly.
The waiter looked suspicious - did he make it delicious by accident?
"Laiya, come here." Leyu suddenly called out, and Laiya immediately stopped practicing and came to the teacher.
"I have a good idea." Le Yu stuffed the lunch box into Lai Ya's arms: "Lai Ya, you have practiced so hard. Teacher, I have nothing to help you. I can only help you replenish your nutrition - eat it up."
Laiya was stunned for a moment, and then without saying a word, she reached out to grab the food. Shi Wen flew over and fired out a wild bite light blast with both hands. Le Yu slapped him to the ground: "Isn't your left hand very obedient when fighting?
It seems there is still a lot of potential that can be developed.”
He clamped the waiter's neck, and the latter could not move at all: "The cooking training will not change in the future. You don't have to practice, or you can fool me casually, but if the things you brought are made by you, come to Ya
Eat; if you didn't cook it, then I'll stuff it into your lower mouth - saving food starts with me. Teacher, I am also following the trend of frugality."
"Teacher, I...I've finished eating."
Laiya covered her mouth and chewed. There was not a single pellet left in the lunch box. Le Yu said, "Okay, go and vomit."
Laiya ran to the grass aside and vomited out with a loud sound. Shi Wen got up silently and suddenly said: "Green clams persuade you to drink?"
"It's good that you listened carefully in class." Le Yu said with a smile: "Then you also know that the interesting thing about drinking with qinggui is that you have no choice. In other words, you can only choose the option I gave."
Shi Wen asked: "Tomorrow is the Omniscient Eye exam. Are there still classes?"
"Of course I won't pass. The Omniscient Eye is an exam that lasts all afternoon." Le Yu glanced at him and said, "What? You suddenly mentioned this matter now. Is it possible that you still want to take revenge on me?"
"Of course... no." Shi Wen lowered his head and said expressionlessly: "How could I take revenge on the teacher?"
Don't think that even if you didn't show your face, I wouldn't know that you have an expression on your face that says, "I wish I could eat the meat alive." Le Yu smiled and said, "According to the plan, we will gather after noon. Is that okay? If your left hand hinders the exam,
Then you can take off the wrist guards first and put them back on after tomorrow."
When it came to installing the fish bone wrist guards, Shi Wen suddenly shook his body and said immediately: "It won't hinder it!"
"That's good."
Le Yu waved to him: "Now is the time to burn. Come on, see if you can make me sweat a little."
…
…
At eight o'clock in the evening, Le Yu came out of the shower, clicked the metal badge on the desk, sat down and said eagerly: "Have you watched "Future Echoes"?"
The badge made a mechanical sound: "Look, it's not easy to find so many copies of the Youth Daily, especially the first edition of the Youth Daily. It's not for sale at all. I had to borrow it from a friend."
"How do you feel?" Le Yu looked forward to it.
"The tool concepts in it are very interesting, and they are not wildly fanciful, but have a certain basis in reality, and are full of details, as if the author has really been to the future." Badge said: "For example, the most frequently used 'mobile phone' has battery requirements.
Base stations are needed to provide signals, and the signals will be greatly reduced in closed and underground spaces. If the power is not enough, you need to carry an external tool 'power bank'. Power will become another 'lifeline' for people in the future... There are also lifts, elevators, airplanes, and household appliances.
, as well as the trains and cars that already exist in Hui Yao..."
"I have read fantasy novels before, but those novels are really just 'fantasy' and completely ignore energy constraints, let alone the connections between various industries. And all the appliances that appear in this book are actually now Hui
Yao is not incapable of manufacturing, it is just a little more advanced than Hui Yao, and the accumulated progress of these countless 'little bits' has pushed Hui Yao away for a hundred years."
Le Yu nodded. Huiyao's light energy system is not inferior to the electric energy system. Hundreds of years ago, Huiyao people were able to ensure that "nights are like day" in big cities. Thousands of glowing stone lampposts that require almost no maintenance illuminate the city.
The earth is shining brightly, and trains and railways have begun to be laid. Therefore, the people of Huiyao do not think that the future described in "Future Echoes" is too far away, and even thinks that it is within reach.
"What else?" Le Yu asked.
"The future political system conceived by the author is also unique. If it is really written by Jing Zhengwei, then he has great ambitions." Badge said: "Grassroots autonomy, separation of political parties and government functions, this is a path that Huiyao has never imagined...
…”
"anything else?"
"The 'ultimate weapon' mentioned in it is also very interesting. A bomb can destroy a city. The author even directly stated the principles and formulas of this 'ultimate weapon' as if it were true.
…”
"anything else?"
"This book also mentions a lot of entertainment methods, such as video games, movies, shopping in large malls, and watching TV... Although I can barely understand the words "watching TV" and "watching movies," I have never actually seen them.
It’s still hard to imagine the fun, but I can understand shopping in a large mall. If there really is such a place where all the goods are gathered, I might be able to shop all day without feeling tired.”
Le Yu couldn't hold back and asked directly: "What do you think of the plot of this book?"
“First class.”
Le Yu's eyes lit up: "Is it first-class!?"
"Yes, first-rate world view, second-rate writing style, and third-rate plot."
Badge said: "I don't really want to talk to you about the plot, because it's just like talking nonsense and has no meaning. I prefer to appreciate the advantages of the work, but if you want to criticize the shortcomings of this book with me,
I don’t mind either, I think this book’s plot arrangement of the three protagonists is inappropriate..."
"Let's talk about tomorrow's Omniscient Eye exam, Yin."
"Aren't you going to talk about books?"
Le Yu covered her chest: "You are right, this kind of third-rate book is nothing interesting to talk about."
