Cicada Chenchen is a man who flatters those above and bullies those below, who takes advantage of others, who has low self-esteem and arrogance. Although he is nearly thirty years old, his personality is almost the same as his size - he is like a child.
, and like a kitten, with the most innocent nature and the most cruel nature.
Ever since he offended Chanchenchen, Le Yu has been investigating Yan Tong. Li Nu said that he is not the dirtiest among the four inspectors, but that is too much to belittle himself. In Le Yu's eyes, the four inspectors are basically the same.
Scum, the difference is just in what kind of scum they are.
Just like a child who boils an ant's nest with hot water, in the eyes of a raccoon slave, there is no difference between ordinary people and ants, and they are not his kind anyway. Psychological phenomena such as empathy, sympathy, sorrow for the death of a rabbit and a fox, etc., are all in the raccoon slave.
It can't be reflected at all.
Therefore, although he is not the most cruel when capturing prisoners, he must be the most chilling - he will toy with the prisoners to death out of the purest interest and based on his whims.
It's just a wrong name, not a wrong nickname. The nickname "Liao Nu" comes from not because the people of Yanjing think holding a cicada is cute, but because holding a cicada is like a cat that likes to play with mice.
, obviously there is no interest relationship, but still want to play for a while before giving the prisoner a good time.
'Better to be a running dog than a raccoon slave', this is the truth. Being caught by others can still be happy, but if you are caught by a cicada, if you don't commit suicide, you will spend the longest time in your life.
one day.
Although it was true that he was rescued by Xian Chanchenchen this time, Le Yu actually wanted to just repay his kindness and leave. Anyway, Le Yu didn't talk about moral ethics when dealing with this kind of enemy.
However, the tool man brother is still working under Li Nu. Le Yu has some scruples, and he really wants to find a Yan Tong ally to discuss it. More importantly, the Yan Tong operator in the distance has not gone far. If he
To escape, Cicada Chenchen can call on the operators to chase and intercept him.
This fat guy can definitely do such a thing, and he can completely shirk the responsibility afterwards - he is not the person in charge of this operation, Qin Leyin theoretically will not appear outside the Imperial Courtyard, where is he?
Did you know that Qin Leyin actually works overtime at night dressed as a white-haired assassin?
Although cooperation is a last resort, Le Yu doesn't want to be led by the raccoon slave, otherwise sooner or later he will be stepped on and humiliated by the raccoon slave. Now Le Yu takes the first step to suppress this fat arrogance, and it will be natural to act later
Take him as the main one, but the price is that he will further offend Cicada Chenchen.
The raccoon slave kept staring at his lower body, probably thinking about how to sterilize Le Yu.
However, half a year later, either Leyu will change to the No. 5 machine, or Li Nu will go back to the countryside to grow sweet potatoes. For Leyu, this price is like going to McDonald's to buy French fries and getting ketchup for free.
"Let me ask you a question first." Le Yu stared at the silent imperial court in the distance and asked: "How is the relationship between Yan Tong and Cha Huan? In other words, does Yan Tong want Cha Huan to die?"
The raccoon slave sat on a branch and dangled his short legs: "Huh? It's not bad. As for whether the director has murderous intentions towards Cha Huan, I don't know."
"It's actually not bad?" Le Yu was a little surprised: "I thought Cha Huan must hate the country's traitors like you to the bone."
"Cha Huan really hates the traitors who have wronged the country," Inspector Xianchan said with a smile, "The problem is, our Statistics Department is not the traitors who have wronged the country."
He smacked his mouth and found that he had finished eating the toffee, and said lazily: "If we are really just a bunch of bugs who only know how to take advantage of money and bend the law, do you think the imperial court will let us grow to this point? Do you think Yanjing Wuzhu is really
Will you tolerate us till now? It’s not like you don’t know the character of a warrior. They are either unscrupulous or unyielding. The higher the realm, the more stubborn they are.”
"In my opinion, there are three types of Yanjing military pillars. Some are unscrupulous, some are just going with the flow, and some are upright and unyielding like Cha Huan. If there was one party that couldn't tolerate our Yantong at all, we would have been somewhere.
It was uprooted at night."
"Why do statistics departments everywhere have such a bad reputation? I don't know about other places. There are three types of people arrested by Yan Tong: the powerful, the rich, and the rebels. But no matter what, none of the people we arrested were
Good people—unless you think there are good people among the rebels.”
"After the death of the last emperor, why was the Statistics Department urgently established?" Li Nu sneered: "Even if the court blames the emperor's death on the anti-light elements, everyone knows that someone must be buried with the emperor - this is not only for the royal family.
Requirements are the great cause of the imperial court!"
"Moreover, many people know that the country has reached a time when we have to eliminate pests, but they also know that they are also insects! The death of the emperor is the best excuse to eliminate pests, and the bigger the insect, the more important it is.
Start getting rid of other bugs that compete with you for nutrients!"
"That's why the Statistics Department came into being. It was said to be to hunt down anti-light elements, but in fact it was to kill insects!"
"We will arrest those who the patrol guards dare not arrest!"
"We will kill those who the Twelve Guards dare not kill!"
Holding Chanchenchen's hand, he stretched out his right hand and said, "I have crushed Uncle Hou more than I can count on my five fingers; I have confiscated family property, which is more gold and silver than you brought from Dongyang!"
"In the past, those nobles from aristocratic families who had high positions and great salaries can now be labeled as 'anti-light elements', and they can kill without any scruples! And it's not all unjust, there are actually several nobles from aristocratic families who participated in the Lao Shizi
Against the light of the organization, people like this who rebel against themselves are the best examples of propaganda."
"So you understand why Cha Huan has a good relationship with us, right?" Li Nu chuckled and said, "You think Yan Tong is very unpleasant? But in Cha Huan's eyes, some people are dirtier, uglier, and more unpleasant than Yan Tong.
existence! But those existences that make him unhappy are not convenient for him to do it himself. Now that we, Yantong, are here to purify the environment for everyone, it is exactly what many people want."
"Why does our Statistics Department have such a bad reputation? Because those with power and money always have the ability to make their voices heard, so naturally our reputation will not be good. Think about it, the most common rumors about our Statistics Department are
Didn't we frame Niguang, frame the blame, and kill without judgment? They didn't even think about it. If it weren't for arresting Niguang, how could we catch those bugs in the autumn wind? If we follow the normal trial process, in the eyes of civilians,
Every one of those 'loyal' men is able to have sex and play with women in the cell!"
Le Yu raised his eyebrows: "So, you want to say that your Statistics Department is actually a misunderstood underground hero. In fact, you have never done any bad things, but are doing good things that others dare not do?"
"Not really." Li Nu said with a smile: "In order to expand our power, our actions will naturally cross the line. Sometimes we arrest the wrong person. If the other party has no backing, he will die. If the other party has a backing, we will
Just give the other person face and make a good relationship."
"If you knew how many people Cha Huan had to pass through from Yantong, you would know why I dare to say that Cha Huan has a good relationship with us - we have given him face so many times, and he must give us back face once or twice.
"
"I usually don't explain this kind of thing, because the Statistics Department doesn't need outsiders to understand." Xianchanchenchen stood up on the branch and looked down at Le Yu: "The reason why I explain to you is because of you——
Information."
"It seems that someone wants to take action against Cha Huan?"
Le Yu nodded: "The Grass-cutting Envoy, the Three-Gun Sect, the Brotherhood, the Cursed Hunters, and the National Salvation and Relief Society."
Li Nu suddenly realized: "The national salvation and disaster relief meeting... I understand why Jun gave up his heartbeat tonight."
"Speaking of which, why didn't your Yantong arrest the National Salvation and Relief Association directly?" Le Yu suddenly realized this problem: "If you have any doubts about this organization, arrest and torture them first. Even if they have a backing, wait.
They spoke backstage and it was too late to release him."
"It's been done before, but it's meaningless." Li Nu sighed: "Ordinary members are actually the president's distributors. They don't know anything, and they can't squeeze out a word even if they are caught and squeezed. And their president
, but even our Yantong doesn’t know how to catch it?”
"Distributors?" Le Yu blinked: "Isn't the National Relief Society just a donation for disaster relief? What products do they have?"
"Don't you know? I thought I had been exposed to people like you for a long time." Inspector Xianchan glanced at Le Yu, "The products they sell are not in circulation at all, and ordinary people can't afford them. Except
Outside Yanjing, the best place for sales is your hometown of Dongyang."
Ordinary people couldn't afford it, so it wasn't circulated in the market. It spread from Yanjing to Dongyang...
Le Yu frowned slightly: "Could it be..."
"Hai Hai Powder." Chanchen Chenchen said, "Also known as Shenxian Powder, Happy Powder without any side effects. It is said to be very helpful for thinking and practice. Many warriors and even Wu Zhu will take Hai Hai Pang Powder to assist their cultivation.
.”
"No one knows how to deploy it. It only comes from the National Rescue and Disaster Relief Association, and it has a price but no market. Because of this existence, even Yan Tong can't attack them - I just squeezed that businessman for a long time,
A lot of people rushed to the Statistics Department to ask for someone."
"Although many people defend it, in my opinion, the wave is actually a poison used to drain money and drain the spirit."
Li Nu crossed his hands and said: "Anyway, the Secretary-General thinks so too. It's just that the National Salvation Relief Society often donates money, and even the Secretary-General can't say anything - half of the cars I usually take must be regarded as National Salvation Relief Society
bought."
Use poison to take money from the upper class, while drying up their bodies and shortening their lifespan, and then use the money to benefit the public...
Le Yu suddenly felt like he had seen this routine before somewhere.
"Okay, it's time for you to tell me your plan, right?" Zhan Chanchenchen pulled his sleeve and said warily: "Don't even think about leaving me behind."
"Don't worry, I can't leave." Le Yu smiled and said, "My plan... to put it simply, is to play an adventure game."
"Adventure game? What do you mean?"
"It means arranging monsters one by one to intercept the adventurers on the way, causing the adventurers to lose their troops and generals. After going through a lot of hardships, only then can we see the big devil waiting for work at the end of the pass."
Li Nu nodded thoughtfully: "So we Yan Tong are adventurers?"
"No, you are monsters." Le Yu pointed at himself: "I am the Great Demon King. Those who dare to assassinate me are the adventurers we want to entertain warmly."
"Are you ready to play them to death, Cicada Fatty?"
"Although I'm dissatisfied that you can actually breathe, it's really fun to work with you, Qin Puppy."
